Thicc Swimmer

Bodybuilder more like it

My type

Love that body. Hot. Do we know who he is?

The 'roid stride is a bit much but I'd grease it up for a session.

Is he even 5ft tall?

R5 yes but probably pretty short. 5”7’ or so. Which is so hot.

He will go into roid rage the minute you're with him

and then cry about his hummel figurines

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Hot guy but the clip comes from a tumblr called "dudepussy" that focuses on men's asses. That's sad.

Insecure homos referring to a man's ass as a pussy. So tired. Yeah, sorry guys, it's still a man's ass no matter how much you hate yourself for liking it. Try accepting your gayness, it's what actual alphas do.

A straight guy wouldn't wear that speedo. Thank goodness for the gays.

Mmmmm

What a cheeky, delicious ass!

Goals

Hmm. no.

Too roided-out, too old and too short

My type

Cannot wait until this absurd roid craze is over and we return to a more natural look.

R17, Actually I've mainly seen the roid look over in the gay community for a while now. It peaked in the naughts as Chelsea Boys (in NY) all were overly muscled.

Nowadays, even at the gym, I don't see that many overly roided bodies.

Ripped and buff is bigger than ever, and dominants the social media scene. It’s the way for dudes to get huge numbers of followers and influencer status. See TikTok and Instagram

This body type is sufficient, the one in OP's pic is too much and never enough. And that roided-out bodies will get more hideous when they get older.

It's a tranny. It's from Dude Pussy.

All those golds gym hollywood skanks are on steroids. Their skin is disgusting

Gross. Has no business wearing a speedo.

Fat hoes bemoans! Why can' they have a body like this!

BEMOAN! damn it!

He looks good when he lets his body hair grow.

# alounge

I love it when big steroidy bodybuilders take mincing little steps when they walk. 😏

Bitch knows she's being filmed.

Moist as..... well, as a snack cake. Snack cakeS to be precise.

Hard as brick

[quote] I love it when big steroidy bodybuilders take mincing little steps when they walk.

They can't help it. Their thighs are so thick they rub together when they walk and taking big steps gives them a bad thigh rash.

Lit 🔥

Dudepussy is such an awful name. I used to post on a board about business development and construction and one of the posters posted under the name “boipussy”, which was really ridiculous given the venue.

Grody.

Is that Josh?

[18] I have noticed it less in gay men, but the high school and college boys are full ahead roiders. I'm not sure why, except it does get them thousands of followers on Instagram et al, and I guess they make bucks, as others have pointed out. I'm a former trainer and have pointed out for years the negative effects, but when you're 18-25, you just don't care.

Boypussy is a very common term among the young urban population

Urban Dictionary

R37 if you just put an R in front of that number, it will link back to the post you're referring to

R6 Thank you. I'm 5'4", and find other short guys incredibly sexy. The tall ones are pretty great too. 😉

You can get buff without steroids ya know

R42, but usually not as cut and big as with steroids

I'm sorry I clicked through -- I mean, who doesn't like watching swim meets? That's what I thought this would be. Did the guy know you were filming him with the intent of posting it? Not comfortable with having watched it.

Then begone r44. Stay off the internet

[quote] Did the guy know you were filming him with the intent of posting it? Not comfortable with having watched it.

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He was in public, not in a gym locker room. If you’re in public — at the beach, at a pool, running on a trail — you are clearly not trying to hide your hot ass in a speedo.

Bitch was prancing and strutting her roided-out stuff.

With that ass, he is obviously a former Marine. FUK!

What the mattter, is there no "K" in your vocabulary?

It's spelled T-H-I-C-K

I'd like to say a lot of things to him, but some of them would be too forward, invoking my hands, his speedo and a reason to let his body air dry.

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R37, R38, do you think Urban Dictionary is a trove of "urban" slang? Because it's not. It started as a site for slang used by college students but has grown to include all slang by everybody - which has nothing to do with locale or demographics. Just like how the Oxford Dictionary is full of English words used everywhere, not just in Oxford.

And everybody here knows terms like boypussy et al are common but many think those terms come from a place of homo self-loathing in trying to refer to men's body parts with words similar to women's body parts to dull or erase the actual gayness of wanting to hump another man's ass.

Maybe, but few care about the derivation.

Technically I don’t think that swimsuit is a Speedo, as that company doesn’t make a suit with that skimpy of a side profile. I’m not sure what the name would be for this kind of swimsuit. I had to watch the video several times to be sure.

Beautiful body, and incredible ass - definitely the type of guy that rocks a Speedo!

who rocks

The only physique that should be allowed to wear speedos

Bump

No thanks. She walks like a prissy cheerleader and she's trying way too hard.

Meals on wheels . . .