Why don't people masturbate more often?
It is SO relaxing.
And it feels SO good.
Is it religious guilt? You can't get it up? Low sex drive?
I jerk off every day, and it helps me to sleep better, I can think more clearly, and it is an orgasmic rush.
Those of you who don't masturbate, or are really uptight about it, are totally missing out!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 83 | April 28, 2021 3:03 AM
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Excuse me for a moment...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 2 | November 10, 2020 5:59 PM
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What makes you think people don't masturbate often? Most people I know do it all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 10, 2020 5:59 PM
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I just got the AutoBlow machine. For anybody that has used it, is it any good or just another rip off?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 10, 2020 5:59 PM
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[quote]People who regularly masturbate are more likely to be managers, survey reveals
My callouses should qualify me for CEO at least.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 10, 2020 5:59 PM
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You don’t need to masturbate when you can have hot men in your bed regularly
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 10, 2020 6:01 PM
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During Covid, I rediscovered masturbation. I have perfected it by now. Amazing. Go for a long time. Edge. Then BAM. Unreal.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 10, 2020 6:01 PM
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Damn you start a lot of (stupid) threads
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 10, 2020 6:01 PM
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Your answer is in the article's title. They don't want to deal with Karens.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 10, 2020 6:02 PM
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R8 = Psycho Stalker.
Get a fucking life, loser.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 10, 2020 6:03 PM
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During Covid I discovered the magical combination of weed + porn + flesh Jack + poppers. I sort of cursed myself because now I don't just jerk off normally; it's always a whole event.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 10, 2020 6:11 PM
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Lol R12.
That sounds like quite a production.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 10, 2020 6:12 PM
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On the other hand (no pun intended), there's a time and a place for everything.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 10, 2020 6:14 PM
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During Covid I signed for a site called “Bateworld”. There are tons of men exclusively into masturbation. A cool site.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 10, 2020 6:44 PM
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I do tantric self-pleasuring and I can hold my ejaculation for a few hours. And when I cum, it's the most electrifying orgasm I shall have, so I can't wank every day since it will be too physically draining for me.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | November 10, 2020 6:52 PM
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I actually found that less is better, I use to be a daily wanker but now I find them more intense if I go without a couple of days but then I am old as dirt.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 10, 2020 7:06 PM
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Probably because you can't get it up, R17.
Sad!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 10, 2020 7:39 PM
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I’m tired of doing myself.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 10, 2020 7:48 PM
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BECAUSE IT'S SIN, OP!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 10, 2020 7:49 PM
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[quote] I’m tired of doing myself.
Now listen here, you mullet.
Why don't you light your tampon, and blow your box apart.
Because that's the only BANG you're ever gonna get, sweetheart.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 10, 2020 7:51 PM
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[quote] BECAUSE IT'S SIN, OP!!!!!
GARGOYLES!!!!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 23 | November 10, 2020 7:53 PM
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How do I feel about masturbation?
I REBUKE IT IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!!!!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 24 | November 10, 2020 7:55 PM
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I can guarantee that the guys like R16 who waste hours getting themselves off are NOT the ones who are more likely to be managers.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 10, 2020 8:12 PM
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Living in a house with other people. Not everyone has privacy and their own space.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 10, 2020 8:15 PM
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Isn’t there privacy in the bathroom?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 10, 2020 8:46 PM
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[quote]What makes you think people don't masturbate often? Most people I know do it all the time.
I have to confess I'm not privy to the masturbation habits of most people I know.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 10, 2020 8:51 PM
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Too much work. I prefer nocturnal emissions.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 10, 2020 8:58 PM
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I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.
Some people are just jealous, I can tell.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 11, 2020 6:07 AM
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People who regularly masturbate are more likely to be managers, survey reveals
*Sex Addicts more likely to be sociopaths who seek positions of power to feed addiction
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 11, 2020 6:13 AM
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I already look like I am wearing fur gloves
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 11, 2020 10:13 PM
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Besides getting older (54), some medicine I take knocked my libido down to absolute zero. I haven't jacked off since January! I don't miss it, really, I just don't think about it.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 11, 2020 10:18 PM
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R33, you should speak to your doctor about your incredibly low libido.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 11, 2020 10:20 PM
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In my opinion, there could be few reasons people don't masturbate everyday.
1. Taking away your interest in sex. Back when I madturbated daily, I did not even want to have sex with other and did not bother to look for any. Just being honest, masturbation sometimes is better than bad sex.
2. Wasting your time. When you madturbate daily, it will become more difficult for you to cum. Before you know it, you are spending half to one hour per day jerking off and watching porn. After you are done, you would just feel your time is wasted.
3. Taking away your energy. You felt tired after masturbating. It is a terrible way to use your energy.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 11, 2020 10:25 PM
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A couple of months ago, I had a procedure that meant I couldn't masturbate for 3 weeks.
And now, I have Prostatitis.
Related?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 11, 2020 11:41 PM
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R33 what medicine are you taking?
I'm going to see if I can get a prescription, because I need to LOWER my sex drive.
I think about sex all the time, and that's NOT a good thing.
I feel like a goddamned teenager with an out of control libido. I need help!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 11, 2020 11:53 PM
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Everyone is celibate these days.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 12, 2020 12:27 AM
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[quote]Besides getting older (54), some medicine I take knocked my libido down to absolute zero. I haven't jacked off since January! I don't miss it, really, I just don't think about it.
Sweetie, I'm 68 and I still jack off at least 3-4 times a week.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 12, 2020 3:20 AM
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R39 you don't, sweetie, but anonymous boards are fun!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 18, 2021 10:58 AM
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Most guys do jerk off at least once a day. They just prefer not to share that private info with anybody or even deny they masturbate.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 18, 2021 11:12 AM
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Some of us have sex with other people.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 18, 2021 11:19 AM
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R42 do those other people know?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 18, 2021 1:35 PM
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I masturbated last night to a strip search scene from an Italian tv series.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 18, 2021 1:38 PM
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How do you know how often people masturbate, OP, apart from your phony pose and bad data?
Some of us have alternatives to your lonely wanks. Maybe some day you'll get a chance, but of course you won't be able to get it up without your own hand at it.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 18, 2021 2:26 PM
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The Copycat Thread Thief is REALLY desperate for content now.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 18, 2021 2:33 PM
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Please share the scene, r44!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 18, 2021 2:35 PM
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Maturation is the only way we can evolve as a society. Maturation is key to being a post-sex society
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 18, 2021 2:36 PM
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I’m 52 and I don’t do it every day anymore. I sometimes go several days. I will then edge for a while and get a huge load. I don’t know what happened last week, but I was so horny that I did it 3 times in one day. I haven’t done that in years.
I do have a partner, but we don’t live together, and he’s older and on medications and his sex drive is REALLY low. Long story. I’m lucky if we have sex once a month.
My record was 12 times in one day when I was 15. I was alone at my brother’s house and found my sister in law’s Playgirl mags. I had never seen anything like that. I used almost a whole roll of of toilet paper wiping up that cum.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 18, 2021 2:42 PM
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I edge every day, but usually prefer to ejaculate when I’m with another guy.
My first time after lockdown, I shot the biggest load of my life inside this dude. It felt fucking amazing.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 18, 2021 3:54 PM
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For me its more about cleaning out the pipes than it is getting off, but I can't really feel orgasms anymore--I blame years worth of anti-depressants which I haven't taken for ages--so going without isn't really a big deal for me at all.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 18, 2021 4:14 PM
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I used up all the retro gay porn scenes that worked, so now I just pop in Joan Armatrading or Annie Lennox for a wank of depression.
My prostate is healthier and it adds a new dimension to “Why”
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 18, 2021 4:41 PM
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R22 "Light your tampon" -- I love the image of the little cotton string as a wick!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 18, 2021 4:43 PM
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Straight woman here. I love masturbating but here's my problem: It spoils me for male intercourse. I can make myself cum in minutes because I know what I'm doing. Men have such fragile egos, I wind up faking orgasms just to make them feel better.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 18, 2021 4:49 PM
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Hey, R56, reach down between your legs and work the hell out of that clit while engaged in coitus with a man. I always told my female partners to do just that. Most if not all men will find that to be a great turn on.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 18, 2021 5:28 PM
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That would be less shootings if more men did this.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 58 | April 18, 2021 5:35 PM
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R51 that’s how viruses spread!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 19, 2021 12:14 PM
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it's because they aren't sex addicts
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 19, 2021 12:26 PM
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I really want to but I noticed that as I got older, I have less urge. And porn is not doing it as easily as before also. But I try to do it at least 2 a week.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 19, 2021 1:08 PM
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R61 I'm just the opposite. The older I get, the more I need to it. I'm afraid I'm losing brain cells.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 19, 2021 2:43 PM
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Lately it’s an effort. Late 50s and my sex drive has plummeted. Which is fine - it really is a waste of time and doesn’t add much to my life. I make an effort once a week for prostate purposes - but I’ve stopped feeling like I NEED to. It’s one of the joys of getting older IMO.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 19, 2021 3:34 PM
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Religion is the reason for the shame associated with masturbation. (All the churches want more members to fight their wars and fill the offering plate, so they shame anyone who spills seed rather than uses it to fertilize an egg to create a future church member.)
In the Clinton Administration, Surgeon General, Jocelyn Elders was forced to resign after she said that masturbation should be taught in schools to prevent pregnancy and the spread of STIs. She also argued about the importance of making birth control available to young people. And she hinted that the welfare of pregnant teens was more important than that of the fetus.
As you can imagine, she wasn't popular with the churches.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 19, 2021 3:36 PM
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1. You will grow hair on your palms 2. YOU WILL GO BLIND.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 19, 2021 3:39 PM
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Folks are shamed for it. They masturbate less because of the shame by doctor Kellogs.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 68 | April 19, 2021 6:41 PM
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I've been jacking off semi-regularly lately to keep my prostate healthy. No sex with anyone for more than a year. And now I don't even care if I do. So I wank.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 19, 2021 7:12 PM
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I sometimes when I’m not even horny, for my prostate health too. Or I’m kinda bored and not much to do. In fact, I think I’ll do do now.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 19, 2021 7:15 PM
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My preacher told me I would go to hell if I did.
Then he raped me.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 19, 2021 10:44 PM
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Now I wank for a healthy prostate. And even though my sex drive has diminished, it of course does feels good. Plus, once I wank, my horniness subsides and it allows me to get some of my work done instead of looking at porn on the Internet for hours on end. I love looking at dick (and gossip) whether it's DL, tumblr, Chaturbate and those Bel Ami boys, Tim Tales, Pornhub, etc., but it is very time consuming.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 19, 2021 11:01 PM
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Masturbation is a fact of life!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 20, 2021 3:16 AM
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This guy loves his pillow.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 75 | April 20, 2021 3:19 AM
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This guy loves the helping hand!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 76 | April 20, 2021 3:24 AM
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So, the headline in OP’s link ought to be: “Managers Tend To Be Wankers”. Something we kind of pretty much knew anyway.
I often get a strange guilt after masturbating. I think it’s from growing up in a fairly religious family. Masturbation was never directly addressed but the body was seen as kind of a shameful thing. I don’t intellectually believe that AT ALL, nor am I Christian now. But I still feel kind of ashamed after a quick fap. It didn’t help I got into Chinese martial arts theory and they frown upon masturbating on the basis you supposedly waste your body’s viral force. I’m not saying I believe it, but I definitely feel like I shouldn’t be masturbating.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 27, 2021 1:56 PM
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Leave it to the DL to scold you for NOT masturbating.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 78 | April 27, 2021 2:01 PM
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A huge percentage of people think it’s a sin or immoral
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 27, 2021 2:01 PM
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When he was Napoleon's foreign minister, Talleyrand used to insist that the the young clerks jerk off before coming to work, just so they could focus on something other than their dicks for a few hours in the morning.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 27, 2021 3:03 PM
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R75 that guy is probably fucking a Fleshjack between pillows.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 27, 2021 5:04 PM
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R80 Thank you! I love military stories. The guys had to find satisfaction - it was called 'battle jack' for Marines - jacking off calmed them down before battle. Maybe other services did the same; I only know Marines.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 28, 2021 2:45 AM
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OP what makes you think people don’t? I’m sure as basement dwellers DLers wank off more.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 28, 2021 3:03 AM
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