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“Formerly Gay” Texas Lawyer Tweets He’s Going to Philly (Yes, the pic is really him!)

This little wanna be Texas Pit Bull Lawyer posted this tweet that he was going to Philly to ensure an honest election. Naturally, he’s getting dragged on Twitter, but the currently married father of 5 has a gay past that a high school classmate is calling him out for wondering why someone who is part of the LGB community is now actively working against them.

Aside from the hilarious responses, the HS classmate brought the receipts!

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by Anonymousreply 13211/20/2020

Creepy. He needs to stay in the closet forever.

by Anonymousreply 111/06/2020

I'm not on Twitter - what are they saying about him?

by Anonymousreply 211/06/2020

Isn’t that what we call bisexuality (outside the Confederacy)?

by Anonymousreply 311/06/2020

They're making fun of his hat, R2.

by Anonymousreply 411/06/2020

It's only gay, if you look down!

by Anonymousreply 511/06/2020

There is nothing in that twitter post to imply he is gay, unless I missed something, OP?

by Anonymousreply 611/06/2020

OP fucked up and didn’t link to the HS classmate’s tweet. Here it is:

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by Anonymousreply 711/06/2020

You sure did, R6. Numerous times.

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by Anonymousreply 811/06/2020

R7, if I linked to her account like I just did for the OP, no one would understand what it stems from. Besides, I didn’t want people to ONLY see her posts, but everyone else’s.

by Anonymousreply 911/06/2020

🤣🤣🤣 those tweets are too funny. The little man is getting dragged:

[quote] Somebody is in for a rude awakening. They really aren’t there city of brotherly love. They threw beer cans at Santa Clause for goodness sake.

by Anonymousreply 1011/06/2020

Wow that's some tea!

by Anonymousreply 1111/06/2020

They are dragging him thru the cowshit. Some of the best I've read in years. Funny as shit.

by Anonymousreply 1211/06/2020

Guess he thought he was gay, until he got a taste of that PUSSAY!!!!!

5 kids later, God's work is done.

by Anonymousreply 1311/06/2020

I can’t verify, but I have a feeling the kids are adopted.

by Anonymousreply 1411/06/2020

His wife. Explains a lot.

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by Anonymousreply 1511/06/2020

PA Lieutenant Governor John Fetterman will be waiting to kick his gay ass back to Texas.

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by Anonymousreply 1611/06/2020

That link did not work correctly but you can just click on ol' Briscoe's profile pic to see what "Bergundi" looks like. Yellow hair.

by Anonymousreply 1711/06/2020

Is he FTM?

by Anonymousreply 1811/06/2020

He looks it, but not according to his HS friend.

He was a male cheerleader (not that there’s anything wrong with that!).

by Anonymousreply 1911/06/2020

Read those tweets. I love this gif someone posted. 🤣🤣🤣

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by Anonymousreply 2011/06/2020

R13, Mary, you know damn well he's still chasing that dick on the low

by Anonymousreply 2111/06/2020

Wifey might be a T-girl...? I mean those broad shoulders! And that kitchen sink dye-job! Gurl, please!

by Anonymousreply 2211/06/2020

Some of the gifs are far better than the comments, r20.

That’s why we need gifs back here in Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 2311/06/2020

His conversation with PA Lieutenant Governor John Fetterman be like

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by Anonymousreply 2411/06/2020

[quote]R15 His wife. Explains a lot.

Her name is Burgundi. Or Bacardi. Or something.

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by Anonymousreply 2511/06/2020

He sounds worthless. Giuliani will love him.

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by Anonymousreply 2611/06/2020

[quote]R18 Is he FTM?

I say this with love... but he resembles what Jodie Foster might look like if she transitioned (?)

by Anonymousreply 2711/06/2020

Good lord. He married his FAG HAG!!! What a cliche. Poor girl. She has no self-esteem and feels like no man will ever want her sexually, so she settled for a busted and bloated Frodo Baggins (who's more interested in getting fingered at cheer camp than fulfilling his "biblical duties" by going to pound town with his sexy beast of a wife!)

by Anonymousreply 2811/06/2020

His wife's name is BERGUNDI. I can't.

by Anonymousreply 2911/06/2020

She has quite the story

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by Anonymousreply 3011/06/2020

My favorite comment:

[quote]Can we start referring to him as Lindsey Jr.?

by Anonymousreply 3111/06/2020

Snort.

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by Anonymousreply 3211/06/2020

Is the “wife” a biological woman?

by Anonymousreply 3311/06/2020

Fun fact: His opponent for his 2016 legislative race already exposed him in an anti-gay flier. Scroll through the pics for your daily "oh, queen...." reaction.

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by Anonymousreply 3411/06/2020

Voted one of Texas' worst legislators in 2017.

[quote]We typically exempt freshmen from the Worst list. We usually forgive their transgressions, because they don’t know how the Legislature works. So just know that we tried. We tried really hard to give Briscoe Cain a pass. But he left us little choice. When we asked Capitol insiders for Worst list suggestions, his name, almost universally, was the first one mentioned. During one floor debate, when a fellow legislator fell ill with a serious intestinal ailment, Cain objected to the usual procedure of granting the lawmaker an excused absence and called for a record vote. He was the only no vote. But one particular moment, during the budget debate on the House floor, best exemplifies Cain’s uninformed and belligerent performance this session. He offered an amendment to defund a state council that promotes palliative care. He called it a “death panel.” Under questioning from his colleagues, it became clear that Cain didn’t know that palliative care is the treatment of terminally ill people for pain and anxiety to ease their passing. He eventually withdrew his amendment, but not before he’d very nearly zeroed out funding for a good program without actually knowing what it does. Thankfully his colleagues saved him from himself in that instance. Unfortunately, there was no one to save the rest of us from Briscoe Cain.

Ouch!

by Anonymousreply 3511/06/2020

Looks like Miss Thing was your typical HS class bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 3611/06/2020

Some incels make it, some don't.

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by Anonymousreply 3711/06/2020

Why is the little lady’s right tit hanging three inches below the left?

by Anonymousreply 3811/06/2020

Honestly, fuck his parents for fucking this man up in the head. He's a product of intensive gay conversion therapy (allegedly). And it says a LOT that he replied back to certain tweets throughout today as some smartass retorts, but didn't acknowledge the tweets from his classmate that garnered the most attention. At least deflect a little to keep up the illusion for your fans, Briscow.

by Anonymousreply 3911/06/2020

He’s probably heading to Philly to get some dick on the side. I wonder what he pays for it...

by Anonymousreply 4011/06/2020

I don’t like Men’s no more! Soft lines! Soft lines!

by Anonymousreply 4111/06/2020

Cute as a button. It's Friday night and the little man has my ass twitching.

by Anonymousreply 4211/06/2020

He's on the spectrum according to wiki and has trouble making eye contact. He sounds like quite a package. Sad about the 'rents sending him to gay camp. Sadly, he looks gayer than a basket of puppies no matter how many kids he has.

BTW, the glasses look even dumber than the hat.

by Anonymousreply 4311/06/2020

[quote]He was on the cheer team taking water breaks to give blowies and do lines in the bathroom

by Anonymousreply 4411/06/2020

Elijah Wouldn't

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by Anonymousreply 4511/06/2020

That airport pic, talk about straight drag!

by Anonymousreply 4611/06/2020

I knew that missy reminded me of someone:

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by Anonymousreply 4711/07/2020

I like the photo in R34 (in the homophobic opponent's brochure) of him getting up close and personal with a statue of Hercules. Come back to the light, Briscoe Cain!

by Anonymousreply 4811/07/2020

This is all a publicity stunt.

This little lady isn’t going to suddenly roll into Pennsylvania and be able to do anything with her Texas law degree

by Anonymousreply 4911/07/2020

Fetterman and Shapiro should greet him politely with a tray of Philly Cheesesteaks and their Chamber of Commerce gay-friendly businesses.

by Anonymousreply 5011/07/2020

His names is Briscoe, his wife's name is Bergundi.

Somebody is making up this shit.

by Anonymousreply 5111/07/2020

Thanks for the laughs my brothers. Loving how you stick it to this hateful, in denial pocket gay.

by Anonymousreply 5211/07/2020

Looking at the face, I’m unsure of the dick. I’m picturing a very unique tip, maybe flared at the base....

by Anonymousreply 5311/07/2020

The Adventures of Briscoe Cain, Jr.

by Anonymousreply 5411/07/2020

Is that his mom at R25?

by Anonymousreply 5511/07/2020

I hope Briscoe made it to PHL. One of the tweets:

[quote] Live shot of this child in the courtroom:

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by Anonymousreply 5611/07/2020

Am I the only one that it took 5 minutes to figure out her name is a misspelling of Burgundy? I kept thinking - Burundi? Did her parents have a thing for Africa?

This is just another example - some of the most evil politicians we have are closeted gays. It fucks with your head - all of that self-hate.

It's really sad to see.

by Anonymousreply 5711/07/2020

Shut up, little man!

by Anonymousreply 5811/07/2020

This is typical in Texas. I don't why these guys all decide at the end of the day to run to women. Make navigating the hookup apps even more frustrating

by Anonymousreply 5911/07/2020

[quote]R59 I don't why these guys all decide at the end of the day to run to women.

I think, given where they live, their conservative families, their rigid Christian faith, etc. they think, “If only I were straight, if only I were NORMAL, I’d be happy.”

But that’s like people daydreaming, “If only I were RICH everything would be GREAT!” There are many miserable people who are rich.

by Anonymousreply 6011/07/2020

R60 - I take miserable rich over miserable poor any day of the week.

Here's the thing - people act like he grew up in some rural part of Texas. I looked up Deer Park - it's a fucking suburb of Houston. 20 mins from downtown Houston. And he's 35 - the past 10 years have been the most progressive years for anyone being gay in the country.

I haven't been to Houston as an adult, but I can't believe it's all this conservative wasteland and still so behind the times.

by Anonymousreply 6111/07/2020

Maybe after Philly, Briscoe can bring his Crisco to Frisco.

by Anonymousreply 6211/07/2020

Eew, he looks like a FTM.

by Anonymousreply 6311/07/2020

There's really good dick in Philly. Don't give him any.

by Anonymousreply 6411/07/2020

He's 35? He still looks about 15. That doesn't bode well: in 5-10 years his face is going to collapse all at once.

by Anonymousreply 6511/07/2020

[quote]This little lady isn’t going to suddenly roll into Pennsylvania and be able to do anything with her Texas law degree

The proceedings will be in federal court, for the most part. He will probably be admitted [italic]pro hac vice[/italic]* without any problem.

* for this occasion only

by Anonymousreply 6611/07/2020

[quote]Fetterman and Shapiro should greet him politely with a tray of Philly Cheesesteaks and their Chamber of Commerce gay-friendly businesses.

Mike Pence and the Senatrice will welcome him with open arms.

by Anonymousreply 6711/07/2020

Those glasses are really groovey!

by Anonymousreply 6811/07/2020

Has he arrived yet and gotten swept up in the dancin in the streets releasing his inner repressed gay and getting gang banged at Woodys in the bathroom?

by Anonymousreply 6911/07/2020

[quote] and getting gang banged at Woodys in the bathroom?

Um, where’s the Woody’s of which you speak?

by Anonymousreply 7011/07/2020

R70.

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by Anonymousreply 7111/07/2020

He threaten Beto.

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by Anonymousreply 7211/07/2020

Please, you know he's had furious masturbatory fantasies of choking on 6'5" Beto's hog. Those El Paso boys are nasty in bed and it's alluring to quaint conservative Houstonian suburbanite queen Briscow.

by Anonymousreply 7311/07/2020

Very "Constant Craving" era K.D. Lang look in R72...

by Anonymousreply 7411/07/2020

Someone needs to sic Brian Sims on him.

by Anonymousreply 7511/07/2020

Brian will set him straight, so to speak.

by Anonymousreply 7611/07/2020

Whomever decided to name that girl "Burgundi" should be slapped. Repeatedly.

by Anonymousreply 7711/07/2020

From Twitter:

"I'm glad you told us you were a Texas lawyer. I thought you might be a Cabbage Patch Kid."

by Anonymousreply 7811/07/2020

Now that’s he’s been in PA for a while, has he gotten anything done or is he still stuck in the sling at that meth party?

by Anonymousreply 7911/08/2020

R79 There better be disco lights! Without them it’s not the full experience! Has be been vlogging, snap chatting or live IG his trip?

by Anonymousreply 8011/08/2020

He's like a less-fat Patrick McHenry, but just as closeted.

by Anonymousreply 8111/08/2020

Those glasses were hideous in the late 1970s & early 1980s, and they're hideous now.

by Anonymousreply 8211/08/2020

Lol, just to make sure we know how homophobic he is, they ate Chick-Fil-A

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by Anonymousreply 8311/08/2020

They didn’t eat it all did they?

by Anonymousreply 8411/08/2020

Briscoe Cain? Wasn't that a show with Bruce Campbell?

by Anonymousreply 8511/08/2020

I couldn’t help myself and just posted the Drag Queen Chick-Fil-A song to his Twitter with a snarky comment.

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by Anonymousreply 8611/08/2020

I'll bet he knows where every gloryhole in Texas is.

by Anonymousreply 8711/08/2020

How will we keep him down on the farm after he’s seen Gay Philly?

by Anonymousreply 8811/08/2020

R83 note the Black Voices for Trump sign and not a single black person around

by Anonymousreply 8911/08/2020

I'm very concerned that he and his busy fellow investigator aren't wearing masks in R83's link.

by Anonymousreply 9011/08/2020

He's hoping the "Black voices for Trump" will score him some black dick

by Anonymousreply 9111/08/2020

Lindsey, step aside! There's a new a new candidate for the role of Datalounge's Favorite Southern Belle

by Anonymousreply 9211/08/2020

He looks great in this picture

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by Anonymousreply 9311/08/2020

He looks like a ventriloquist dummy

by Anonymousreply 9411/08/2020

His gayness triggers gaydar monitoring satellites orbiting Neptune.

I mean, bitch please.

by Anonymousreply 9511/08/2020

He has already pre-filed bills for the 87th session of the state legislature.

[quote]Rep. Briscoe Cain of Deer Park introduced several measures to prevent undocumented people from voting, including a bill that would require the Secretary of State to check twice a year for noncitizens who have been improperly allowed to register.

You know, because it just isn't hard enough yet to vote in Texas.

A while back, our Indicted Attorney General made an unsubstantiated claim about >50,000 undocumented people being found on the voting rolls. That got the bigots all hot and bothered. Now Cain will capitalize on a presumably non-existent or minimal problem with changes that will discourage people from voting. It's the Republican Way.

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by Anonymousreply 9611/09/2020

She posted a pic of Briscoe's cheerleading days!!!

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by Anonymousreply 9711/09/2020

“But, I’m a Cheerleader!”

by Anonymousreply 9811/09/2020

He's off to question Account Manager Dan

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by Anonymousreply 9911/09/2020

R97 Any pictures of his quarterback boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 10011/09/2020

We pile on him ,rightfully so ,but what about that woman ? How fucking self delusional is she ?

by Anonymousreply 10111/09/2020

R101 Did he meet her at conversion camp?

by Anonymousreply 10211/09/2020

The HS classmates brought the receipts

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by Anonymousreply 10311/09/2020

r97 Was he a bottom?

(I mean on the cheerleading pyramid, of course! Get your minds out of the gutter!)

by Anonymousreply 10411/09/2020

Which one went up inside the other?

by Anonymousreply 10511/09/2020

He was a cute kid. Shame they destroyed him and "turned him straight."

by Anonymousreply 10611/09/2020

R100, I want to see more pics of the dude at r99!

by Anonymousreply 10711/10/2020

R107 He's a new employee and only showed up in their IG last month.

by Anonymousreply 10811/10/2020

"Lol, just to make sure we know how homophobic he is, they ate Chick-Fil-A"

Yes, but they didn't swallow

by Anonymousreply 10911/10/2020

He can come to my conversion camp next summer. The taste of my cock in his mouth will bring him back to his senses.

by Anonymousreply 11011/11/2020

Formerly gay = currently gay

by Anonymousreply 11111/11/2020

How’s the self proclaimed Texas constitutional law nerd doing?

by Anonymousreply 11211/11/2020

Ant Philly guys seen Bristol trolling for hookups on Grindr or Scruff? Report back please.

by Anonymousreply 11311/11/2020

Can we get Brian Sims to seduce and expose him ruining his political career? I’m sure Briscoe would be all over a big furry bear approaching him and making a move. Briscoe’s cowboy boats would be up in the air so quickly Brian would get whiplash. Brian, even if you a bottom we’ll need you to take one for the team this time buddy, because we know Briscoe’s a big old bottom. All his kids have most likely been IVF.

by Anonymousreply 11411/11/2020

Well? Did she go to Philly and single-handedly steal the election for her Leader?

by Anonymousreply 11511/11/2020

[quote]Ant Philly guys seen Bristol trolling for hookups on Grindr or Scruff?

Let's not bring the Palins into this.

by Anonymousreply 11611/11/2020

R116 Damn, I even went back and corrected the autocorrect once because it did that, I guess it flipped again, lol.

by Anonymousreply 11711/11/2020

R114, Brian's on twitter - send him a message!

by Anonymousreply 11811/11/2020

R118 It looks like spellcheck got you too, Briscoe is just not an acceptable spelling, lol.

by Anonymousreply 11911/11/2020

[quote] Formerly gay = currently gay

Hence the quotation marks.

by Anonymousreply 12011/11/2020

Here's what I can't figure out:

You are an "ex-gay" but you must know that if you try and run for public office you will not be able to hide the fact that you were once an out and proud gay man... because The Internet.

I mean this isn't like Lady G where everything happens behind closed plantation shutters.

And you don't need to be Freud to realize that he wants to be exposed and shamed, wants people to know, thinks he somehow deserves to be dragged.

by Anonymousreply 12111/11/2020

I know it’s wrong but he’s kind of cute and I’d fuck his ass.

by Anonymousreply 12211/11/2020

He’s part of a group called The Texas Freedom Caucus and he welcomed a newly elected member into the group. Here’s their platform. He was rated as one of the worst politicians his freshman year despite the fact that they usually don’t rate them the first year, but so many were complaining about him they added him to the list.

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by Anonymousreply 12311/11/2020

Oh Christ, he and the family went as Star Wars for Halloween and he was Darth Vader, the wife was Princess Leia and the baby Baby Yoda! Pity that poor kid who had to be R2D2, looks like they gave him a light saber to appease him.

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by Anonymousreply 12411/11/2020

Well this is surprising, he defended by saying “Yes. Actually.” the father son hug/kiss Biden Hunter photo when someone tried to smear it asking if it was an appropriate father son interaction.

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by Anonymousreply 12511/11/2020

Well, he’s back home in Texas, I guess having giving up in Pennsylvania and Georgia. Now he practicing being a good little McCarthyite and taking names to hold them against people in the future.

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by Anonymousreply 12611/20/2020

He looks so bloody young! Has he even had his bar mitzvah yet?

by Anonymousreply 12711/20/2020

Of course he’s back home. He had to return his clothes to the Build-A-Bear workshop.

If you’re late, they charge an extra day.

by Anonymousreply 12811/20/2020

So, basically his visit to PA really was just sex tourism

by Anonymousreply 12911/20/2020

Adorbs

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by Anonymousreply 13011/20/2020

Shhhh, r129.

Don’t let his wife hear you.

by Anonymousreply 13111/20/2020

R130...my god. That suit. It looks a "hide the gynecomastia" suit.

by Anonymousreply 13211/20/2020
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