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(I do feel sorry for the (usually) junior staffers who are charged with coming up with these pieces because the editors know they will be huge click-bait magnets.
1. Influenced by 50 Cent and Herschel Walker, Blacks realize that Trump protecting the income of wealthy rap stars does more for the Black community than Lincoln ending slavery and turn out to vote for Trump in record numbers.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 25, 2020 1:36 PM |
2. It is revealed that the reason Melania has not been on the campaign trail is that she has been using her Lady Architect skills to create a vaccine in her secret White House lab and Dr. Scott Atlas says it works!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 25, 2020 12:28 PM |
3. A series of strategically placed Election Day cockfights run by the Trump campaign keeps Latino voters in Texas and Arizona from the polls.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 25, 2020 12:30 PM |
Good white christian woman are HORRIFIED by Hunter Biden's mega-cock. Better keep the small dicked family in power. No horse hung negros or white Catholics.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 25, 2020 12:31 PM |
4. Hillary Clinton accidentally delivers vials of the adrenaline-laden blood of kidnapped children to the offices of OANN with a note that says "drink up Joe! This will keep you going right through election day!"
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 25, 2020 12:33 PM |
5. A massive asteroid hits the United States, causing temporary amnesia in millions of people who can't remember anything that happened in the past four years.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 25, 2020 12:38 PM |
Reason 5 is always: "Because...Well, just because!" [insert your own personalization if you care, because, hey, you wrote four really pithy little bullet points, am I right?]
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 25, 2020 12:43 PM |
Rudy Guiliani claims that before he died, Beau Biden admitted to helping Hillary delete all her emails
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 25, 2020 12:57 PM |
The coronavirus holds a press conference to announce that because President Trump has made it feel so unwelcome, it is leaving America.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 25, 2020 1:13 PM |
This is what really scares me, a 269/269 electoral college tie and the vote goes into the House of Rep. with each state getting one vote.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 25, 2020 1:36 PM |
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