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There seems be a fake Melania on the campaign trail

Is this Hope Hicks?

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by Anonymousreply 94October 31, 2020 3:24 AM

Trump finally ordered a Stepford Wife.

by Anonymousreply 1October 25, 2020 1:19 AM

That is definitely not Malaria.

by Anonymousreply 2October 25, 2020 1:21 AM

Looks like it.

by Anonymousreply 3October 25, 2020 1:21 AM

Her again?

That is not Melania. Remember they tried to pawn some other woman off as Melania a while back?

by Anonymousreply 4October 25, 2020 1:23 AM

The Pilot's like, "I'm not getting Covid from these assholes".

by Anonymousreply 5October 25, 2020 1:29 AM

In the role of Barron...

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by Anonymousreply 6October 25, 2020 1:32 AM

The real Melania is the fake Melania. Fake tits, fake nose, fake cheekbones... her hair is probably fake, too.

by Anonymousreply 7October 25, 2020 1:33 AM

I bet she not wash poosey as good as me.

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by Anonymousreply 8October 25, 2020 1:36 AM

We’re they actually passing that off as Melanoma?

by Anonymousreply 9October 25, 2020 1:37 AM

A shop-window dummy would have done a better job

by Anonymousreply 10October 25, 2020 1:38 AM

So you’re saying it was Hope Hicks, R10.

by Anonymousreply 11October 25, 2020 1:40 AM

It looks like the debate dress she wore this week too.

These assholes are exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 12October 25, 2020 1:40 AM

Is there an open casting call for fake Melanias? (SNL writers, here's yet another skit idea. Please have Melissa McCarthy audition as one next time she's on)

by Anonymousreply 13October 25, 2020 1:40 AM

She looks like Giada DeLaurentiis with sunglasses on.

by Anonymousreply 14October 25, 2020 1:42 AM

Holy shit wtf, melania hasn't smiled once. Who'd they think they'd fool.

by Anonymousreply 15October 25, 2020 1:42 AM

Right?.

by Anonymousreply 16October 25, 2020 1:44 AM

I smile when imagine plane crash.

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by Anonymousreply 17October 25, 2020 1:46 AM

The giveaway is that she's touching Trump: proof it can't possibly be Melania.

by Anonymousreply 18October 25, 2020 1:46 AM

Can anyone confirm the whereabouts of Laura Benanti at the time the picture was taken?

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by Anonymousreply 19October 25, 2020 1:46 AM

She looks like Kristin (sp?) Welker with a differently hued spray tan.

by Anonymousreply 20October 25, 2020 1:49 AM

Perhaps Melania is off getting nipped and tucked again on the taxpayers’ dime while she still can.

by Anonymousreply 21October 25, 2020 1:50 AM

That’s not Melanona. But that’s also not Forrest Dump.

by Anonymousreply 22October 25, 2020 1:51 AM

So do I, R17.

by Anonymousreply 23October 25, 2020 1:52 AM

She looks like a younger Nikki Haley.

by Anonymousreply 24October 25, 2020 1:55 AM

Barron gave Mel a concussion with an unsuitable chocolate chip cookie, and so the pinch hitter mom was called in.

by Anonymousreply 25October 25, 2020 2:04 AM

I heard a couple of years ago that it was one of her staff. I forget the name. I imagine she fills in when Melania just can't take another moment of Trump and needs some time apart.

by Anonymousreply 26October 25, 2020 2:10 AM

Fake Mel. The real plastic one never smiles near Donnie. Campaing trail is probabiy not in her contract and Donnie is out of money.

by Anonymousreply 27October 25, 2020 2:11 AM

Does the fake one also do lesbian porn?

by Anonymousreply 28October 25, 2020 3:37 AM

Yep, fake!

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by Anonymousreply 29October 25, 2020 3:37 AM

The Russians took her back, the lease to own payments were late.

by Anonymousreply 30October 25, 2020 3:57 AM

Some day I feel not so fresh. On such day, the other Melania help me. She is not so pretty like me but she doo ok.

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by Anonymousreply 31October 25, 2020 3:58 AM

Any case, I am first lady. I be best.

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by Anonymousreply 32October 25, 2020 5:47 AM

Stand in letty underwhelm of the tity balls, which also are less krukit like such as compareing original

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by Anonymousreply 33October 25, 2020 5:52 AM

Ain't dey da purkiest tings yoo ever seen ?

by Anonymousreply 34October 25, 2020 5:59 AM

🤥 Fake.

Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake.

Melania never smiles like that. She always looks pissed and painful.

by Anonymousreply 35October 25, 2020 6:01 AM

Yeah that's not Melania. Perhaps it's one of the support staff who happens to be wearing a dress and sunglasses similar to what Melania might wear?

Look. I'm trying to be nice about this.

by Anonymousreply 36October 25, 2020 6:04 AM

Ivanka dearest, that's your future @ r32 !

by Anonymousreply 37October 25, 2020 6:04 AM

When this has happened in the past, Trump accused the “Fake News” media of photoshopping in the other woman.

by Anonymousreply 38October 25, 2020 11:57 AM

If anybody has doubts about the existence of a 'fake Melania', check out this Tweet. Definitely a difference in the shape of the front teeth.

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by Anonymousreply 39October 25, 2020 12:12 PM

So odd that they’d recast the Melania character so close to the show being cancelled

by Anonymousreply 40October 25, 2020 12:16 PM

Though now people are saying it's photoshopped. I dunno.

by Anonymousreply 41October 25, 2020 12:17 PM

He voted yesterday but Melania didn’t go with him to vote. Maybe Melania refuses to do anything else until after the election is decided. I can see her saying “why bother?” if there’s a chance he’ll lose.

by Anonymousreply 42October 25, 2020 12:48 PM

This fake one looked like a slimmer version of Mother Pence.

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by Anonymousreply 43October 25, 2020 12:50 PM

maybe melania died, she already cancelled something because of a cough

by Anonymousreply 44October 25, 2020 12:52 PM

Fake or real, it does not matter to me. DJT gave the theory more oxygen by denying that's Melania has a body double. If this story is getting underneath his thin orange skin then it's worth talking about.

by Anonymousreply 45October 25, 2020 12:52 PM

We’ll see if she makes an appearance today at the Halloween event at the WH.

Obama said something yesterday that rang true. When Joe and Kamala are elected, there will be days that we don’t hear about them, or think about them, and won’t that be a refreshing change? They won’t be tweeting. They won’t be screaming at the media. They’ll be working, for us.

by Anonymousreply 46October 25, 2020 1:00 PM

☘️Melania has "hit the mattresses" ever since the FBI informed her that The Irish Mob ( a.k.a. The Kennedy Clan ) has put a hit out on her since she was responsible for The Rose Garden Massacre.

by Anonymousreply 47October 25, 2020 2:24 PM

This wasn't supposed to be Melania. Melania wasn't with Trump yesterday, she's said she won't vote until Election Day.

The fake Melania actually looks like Melania, and this woman doesn't look like her at all.

by Anonymousreply 48October 25, 2020 2:33 PM

How Warholian.

by Anonymousreply 49October 25, 2020 2:35 PM

Then....who is she, r48?

by Anonymousreply 50October 25, 2020 2:37 PM

She looks more like Caroline Kennedy than Melania.

by Anonymousreply 51October 25, 2020 2:45 PM

Real Mel died in a freak accident. This is just like when the Beatles replaced Paul with the fake McCartney who is still with us to this day.

by Anonymousreply 52October 25, 2020 3:22 PM

I think Hope will do emergency 🚨Diaper Dootie & Melanoma won’t touch that shit anymore!

by Anonymousreply 53October 25, 2020 3:30 PM

R37 Nuh-uh! Daddy promised I would always be the prettiest (and sexiest) princess in the world, right, Daddy?

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by Anonymousreply 54October 25, 2020 3:33 PM

Lol, this is getting better and better. The Slovenian whore has been discarded but to keep up appearances they need a fake Vairst Leddy, at least until after the election - until Vairst Leddy's contract is up, that is. After the election, Vairst Leddy and Plump will divorce pronto.

Hope or some other bimbo will be wife no. 4 in no time.

by Anonymousreply 55October 25, 2020 6:07 PM

if not for all the fucking damage thi horrible clan did to America, this could of been a very entertaining 4 yrs

by Anonymousreply 56October 25, 2020 7:07 PM

[quote]☘️Melania has "hit the mattresses" ever since the FBI informed her that The Irish Mob ( a.k.a. The Kennedy Clan ) has put a hit out on her since she was responsible for The Rose Garden Massacre.

JFK Jr. will take care of her when he becomes vice-president.

by Anonymousreply 57October 25, 2020 7:15 PM

Be best at avoiding husband

by Anonymousreply 58October 25, 2020 7:42 PM

This is just so weird

by Anonymousreply 59October 25, 2020 8:21 PM

We're supposed to believe that Ivanka had plastic surgery to make her upper lip smaller?

by Anonymousreply 60October 25, 2020 9:14 PM

r52, that's not what happened. All of the Beatles were multiples from 1957, on. One of the Paul doubles was disfigured, early on, prior to Beatlemania and so there was an "extra" Paul. There were four full sets who toured and made appearances, did interviews, etc. The system fell apart after Epstein's murder.

by Anonymousreply 61October 25, 2020 9:16 PM

If she doesn't have attached earlobes, an Adam's Apple and look vaguely like Laura Bush, she's not OG Melania.

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by Anonymousreply 62October 26, 2020 12:51 AM

She kinda looks like a younger Cherry Jones in that pic

by Anonymousreply 63October 26, 2020 12:53 AM

Found this on an ultra right wing conspiracy site:

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by Anonymousreply 64October 26, 2020 1:20 AM

First a Fake Paul, now a Fake Melania.

by Anonymousreply 65October 26, 2020 1:24 AM

r64, those pictures are useless for comparison as they are from different angles and her ears are not shown in both. But I do believe she has, at least, 2 doubles and that the real Melanoma is rarely seen -- and, for that matter, may not even be the woman who married Donnie Two Scoops.

by Anonymousreply 66October 26, 2020 1:27 AM

This picture is more blurry and the nose is larger. Which one has been photoshopped?

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by Anonymousreply 67October 26, 2020 1:52 AM

Just think, we could have had this as First Lady,

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by Anonymousreply 68October 26, 2020 2:07 AM

r68, Ivana looks like Barbie Kardashian.

by Anonymousreply 69October 26, 2020 2:09 AM

Miss Piggy come to life, R68.

by Anonymousreply 70October 26, 2020 2:26 AM

Her face looks like a balloon with all the filler and the lip implants

by Anonymousreply 71October 26, 2020 2:45 AM

The real Melania showed for the WH Halloween event. She has since returned to her boudoir where she will stay until the election results are in.

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by Anonymousreply 72October 26, 2020 1:48 PM

So...people can recognize the Melania body doubles now, but still can't see when it's a Donald body double?...

by Anonymousreply 73October 26, 2020 2:24 PM

It's Hope Hicks. Who else? Not even sure she's trying to pass as Melania. May she just has different hair.

by Anonymousreply 74October 27, 2020 2:15 PM

r74, that's obviously not Hicks. Use your eyeballs.

by Anonymousreply 75October 27, 2020 2:46 PM

It looks like she’s wearing the real Melania’s wig though. That wig is a very specific hair color and it fits low on the hairline.

by Anonymousreply 76October 27, 2020 4:10 PM

Fake Melania better guard her pussy from the orange draft-dodging despot with the limp baby hands!

by Anonymousreply 77October 27, 2020 4:19 PM

R75 it's hope in a new hairstyle. Look closely. They probably thought it was bru funny. And if this was a decoy she wouldn't smile.

by Anonymousreply 78October 27, 2020 5:02 PM

Why is this not sticking? It was so obviously not her!

by Anonymousreply 79October 27, 2020 5:11 PM

What the actual fuck? Why is he doing this?

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by Anonymousreply 80October 30, 2020 8:31 PM

WOW. Who is that, R80?

by Anonymousreply 81October 30, 2020 8:33 PM

She's in rehab.

by Anonymousreply 82October 30, 2020 8:33 PM

These people, the current inhabitants of the WH, are just so fucking tiresome. The nonsense they put this country through.

by Anonymousreply 83October 30, 2020 8:36 PM

R73 there can be no Donald body double. No one else is that revolting or dumb.

by Anonymousreply 84October 30, 2020 8:40 PM

Here’s a video link. It sounds like her, except that she usually says, “Mine husvand”, not “president Trump”.

You know, fuck ‘em all to hell. I can’t wait until the only thing I hear that or read about these is pigs is that they’ve been arrested.

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by Anonymousreply 85October 30, 2020 8:40 PM

Melania is a public character, played by a cast of multiples. Just like Paul McCartney.

by Anonymousreply 86October 30, 2020 8:48 PM

R85, I don’t think that sounds like her. The accent is easy to imitate, but it doesn’t quite sound like her to my ears.

by Anonymousreply 87October 30, 2020 8:51 PM

Actually, I don’t think that’s Trump either.

by Anonymousreply 88October 30, 2020 8:55 PM

R80, that is not Melania

by Anonymousreply 89October 30, 2020 9:23 PM

When Jill and Joe Biden take up residence in the White House this coming January, they’ll need to check for pods under beds and in closets.

by Anonymousreply 90October 30, 2020 9:33 PM

R90, when Joe and Jill first go into the President’s bedroom, they’ll probably find a pile of shit and piss on the bed, and end up sleeping at Blair House until the bedroom can be stripped to the studs.

Remember what Trump did to the bed the Obamas slept in at that Russian hotel.

by Anonymousreply 91October 31, 2020 1:54 AM

R88, it’s not. He has two doubles, as well. Remember, over the summer, when “his” hair kept shifting day to day from white to piss yellow? Those were two different guys. Compare the noses, eyebrows and chins. One is fatter than the other, too. I’m not convinced that the original Trump has ever appeared publicly as the president. If you look at pictures of him, though the early 80s, his bone structure doesn’t at all match the guy now known as “Donald Trump”.

by Anonymousreply 92October 31, 2020 3:12 AM

Does his double go by the name John Barron?

by Anonymousreply 93October 31, 2020 3:17 AM

If Melania showed up at events wearing nothing but a pair of 6-inch heels,at least we'd know it's really her. We've all seen the pictures. Very distinctive tits.

by Anonymousreply 94October 31, 2020 3:24 AM
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