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My friend just told me I should apply to be a Santa on Zoom

Her friend is running some "Call Santa at Christmas" via Zoom thing and sent me the link to apply.

I'm 44. Some white hairs and a little stockier than I was ten years ago.

Should I be offended and unfriend her?

by Anonymousreply 9October 25, 2020 3:32 AM

Your legs shrank and upper torso became longer?

by Anonymousreply 1October 25, 2020 12:19 AM

You should unfriend the cunt. What nerve!

by Anonymousreply 2October 25, 2020 12:34 AM

So, what you're saying it you're actually 58 and fat.

Send her a photo of your gunt-covered jingle bells and ask her what she thinks.

by Anonymousreply 3October 25, 2020 12:37 AM

That’s rude. I’d be offended.

by Anonymousreply 4October 25, 2020 12:52 AM

Tell her you wish to apply via video and present hole on said video. Maybe add a white haired merkin to your anus when you present hole, for the full effect.

by Anonymousreply 5October 25, 2020 1:06 AM

Yeah that's rude as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 6October 25, 2020 1:09 AM

OP? This person is not your friend.

by Anonymousreply 7October 25, 2020 2:34 AM

Ask her if she's going to be doing it?

by Anonymousreply 8October 25, 2020 2:57 AM

Tell her you still get more dick than she does

by Anonymousreply 9October 25, 2020 3:32 AM
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