A must read #1: Noel Casler The former "Celebrity Apprentice" talent handler on what he saw behind the scenes.

Finally. THE REAL DIRT. Thank you, Mr. Casler.

LOL

"It matters because his incontinence stems from his decades of stimulant abuse and fast food diet. He pretends he’s the model of physical health, when instead his bodily functions are being dictated by his drug addiction—and he tries to cover it up. So it’s evidence of his incompetence, and one of the main reasons for the NDAs. The crew nicknamed CA “The Shitshow,” because he would soil himself during tapings, often after flying into a rage and cursing out the Script Dept. Because he couldn’t read a three-syllable word."

The story about his inability to read three syllable words is consistent with Taran Killian's account of Trump's stint as an SNL host. He had all sorts of trouble reading the cue cards and scripts.

I always assumed that picture of him golfing with a huge shart stain was a Photoshop. The fumes in the West Wing must be unbearable. It's a cramped, enclosed area unlike a sound stage. He must wear those ill-fitting too long suit coats. To distract from the bulk of his Depends.

The thing about all the cocaine and METH in Trump's orbit is disturbing. Lots more than Jr and Kimbers.

So he's an incontinent incompetent.

Snopes is wrong. It was a shart stain.

"President Trump had a little accident on the golf course today, and no, and wasn’t politically. After a large brunch of eggs, bacon, ham, pheasant, roast beef, elk, and a variety of sausage, Trump had a case of diarrhea while playing the 5th hole of his back nine."

Who you gonna trust? The OP on a DL thread or Snopes?

Welcome to May, OP, we've been having this conversation without you -

R6 Me of course you silly wueen! Better yet, watch this amazingness.

[quote]Taran Killian's

Oh, dear.

Not OP, but I totally missed this back in May when I was on a news and politics moratorium. I don't have time now to read the original thread. Did Casler manage to make some waves back then? I did a quick search and the most "mainstream" media outlet carrying this was Medium. Surely, the accusations of drug use at 1600 Pennsylvania should warrant some coverage. Didn't he have some white substance fly out of a nostril during a press conference?

[Quote] Surely, the accusations of drug use at 1600 Pennsylvania should warrant some coverage.

One would think. More interestingly, why didn't it?

[Quote] Didn't he have some white substance fly out of a nostril during a press conference?

Yes. And sharted in front of Erdogan. .

I'm surprised he hasn't been sued yet, frankly.

Noel also mentions Trump wears lifts and a girdle, which makes his leaning forward all the time make sense. He's got to have like 2" lifts to give himself more height. I wonder if he's even 6' tall in real life.

That shit stain looks too high on the pants??

His wearing of lifts means that he's more obese than most thought, because he's really not 6'2" as he claims.

"He snorts Adderall as his maintenance high. When he gets too wired, this is tempered with benzodiazepines. There’s also a robust use of cocaine and methamphetamine in the Trump orbit, and I’ll leave it at that….NYC is also full of folks with anecdotes of Trump’s drug use. They come up to me and share stories all the time. Look into the Dr. Bornstein stuff if you want to know more, and ask yourself why Trump sent [his bodyguard] Keith Schiller to strong-arm the doctor and steal his medical records, shortly after being elected POTUS."

The books with all of the salacious gossip (beyond all of the other books that already came out) about Trump have likely already been written, no doubt they're waiting for the day he's gone to publish them.

R7 how wonderful for you! Go back to May and we'll see you back there sometime!!

Killan, R9! (Did I get it right this time? Is he supposed to be supposed to be a major player somewhere?) I haven't watched SNL since the Walken cowbells and read about the incident in the mejia. So, at least I got the possessive and "spirit of the story right?"

Anyone knows repetition, repetition is a sign of anxiety, right?

So, where's this guy Mark Burnett with ask the AC outtakes and footage? He's British IIRC. Still working in television kn Hollywood?

[Quote] I'm surprised he hasn't been sued yet, frankly.

Casler is upper middle class from Westchester. His grandfather knew Nixon. He is not lumpen Queens. He's privileged enough not to be frightened easily and would probably welcome a lawsuit. He still hasn't gotten the celebrity he deserves to be.

While much of what Casler says may be true, but he hasn't really revealed anything that hasn't been gossiped about and speculated on for years, I question how Casler would know most of this shit first hand from his relatively brief contact with the orange idiot and his evil spawn.

From the interview itself: "Noel Casler: I was on Celebrity Apprentice for six seasons of the Finale Tapings. [...] I was assigned to the Celebrity Talent, basically making sure they get delivered to the DGA Stage Managers on time for their live “hit,” and dealing with all their needs backstage."

The live finales are one episode per series. So he worked on that TV show for one or two weeks a year, right? I cannot imagine that Trump would have snorted any drug in front of someone he knew so casually. If he had been that careless, there would be other people confirming some of this stuff. People bound by NDA's rarely talk as publicly as Casler, but they do blab privately and as unnamed sources to reporters.

If TinyHands shit himself on set, the crew would know that, and if he has trouble reading cue cards and scripts, they'd notice. But the rest of his dirt seems like the same kind of speculation that I've been reading for years.

I think that much of the speculation is true, but this interview with someone so far outside the inner circle doesn't really seem like a major bombshell. Noel Casler had a relatively casual relationship with the First Crime Family and he's playing the same speculating game that we've all been doing for the past 4 years.

Incidentally, if you think that this kind of bullshit is important to voters, you've forgotten how bizarrely forgiving they have been of his infidelity with a pornstar, his admission of pussy-grabbing claims, and his grifting, incompetence and general evil. They really don't care because now they're getting the Supreme Court of their extreme religious conservative dreams.

Watch his eyes when Biden says 'cocaine'.

R22 I agree. It sounds way too extreme which is a shame, because Trump is 100% a drug addict. There’s no need for any "witness accounts". Whoever has dealt with similar addicts (daily upper plus downer use for years) can tell.

[Quote] I cannot imagine that Trump would have snorted any drug in front of someone he knew so casually

Bless your heart r22

[quote] I cannot imagine that Trump would have snorted any drug in front of someone he knew so casually.

Casler has explained this repeatedly, Trump gets a thrill out of doing and saying outrageous things in front of people because he has lived his entire live consequence free. It's like the "grab 'em by the pussy" tape--you can see how shocked Billy Bush was that somebody would say that kind of stuff out loud. He does it to shock and provoke people, like the worst troll you've ever encountered on the internet. EXCEPT HE IS THE PRESIDENT!!!

noel casler ur awesome....more !!!

Diaper dodo coke swillin trumpo...god what a find.

He had me until the Melania double.

think that bit was a tad tongue in cheek, i believe 99% of what he says cause in washington most of that shits been known...

He's hammering Jared right now

i'm guessing about 10% of what he says is true

You should have thought about a pithier headline before you started the first thread, OP.

Now you’re just the Redundant Copycat Thread Thief still burying the leads.

R33 Untwist your knickers and look at the dates of the posts.

R32 As r30 says all Casler says was already well known in DC, and certainly in NY. Where is your scepticism coming from?

[quote]Now you’re just the Redundant Copycat Thread Thief still burying the leads.

He's a tired old queen recycling threads

who cares, spread the word, casler rocks! hot cock! good news!!!

Eeeew.

'"Captain Valtrex” was another nickname for him. He sent his secretaries to the CVS on 57th Street to pick up his scripts for that herpes treatment. He used the name “John Barron” on some of these prescriptions.'

What's this obsession with the name Barron?? The herpes patient, the fake PR man, his son.

Casler nailed it