Stars whose death will DELIGHT you. I’m talking about “squealing with joy” glee.

Armie Hammer

Every Trump.

Star Jones

Tim Allen

50 Cent

Jennifer Aniston

Susan Sarandon.

So that Hillary and Miss D. Messing can attend the funeral and pay their respects.

Mel Gibson

Donald should have been in "goes without saying" with the Trashians.

With the proviso that he snuffs it painfully, Chachi. I can't remember what his real name is - you know the guy.

Kevin Hart

Scott Baio ^^^^

You've got issues.

I agree with every single one of the above suggestions. I pray they are all on a plane together and it first bursts into flames and they burn slowly before the decent and crash.

That fat "You're fired!" guy from The Apprentice.

I don’t care that you stipulated ‘stars’ OP.

I’ll say it while the saying’s good.

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Rush Limbaugh and the warlords of the Vietnam era, especially Kissinger.

R15 - YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timothy Chamlet, whose appeal I wouldn't understand in a thousand years.

R15 100times Yes, He's 100x more evil and dangerous than Drumpf.

Sharon and Kelly Osbourne. I can’t stand those plastic cunts.

Cosby

R21 - I’m shocked he didn’t die yet in prison

MADONNA

Okay, I'm just going to get it over with...

Pence, Barr, Pompeo, whoever that dick is who's pretending to be DNI now, Kayley MacNinny, that Alfalfa looking dirtbag - Gibley, gidley, giblets? Umm various GOP senators - the usual suspects.

Hannity, Shmucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham, Judge Jeanie, those fuckwads in the morning (please don't make me learn their names), and assorted other Hate Children of Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch.

And if Linda Evangelista doesn't get her shit together...

Do I need to say it?

I was really looking forward to Andy Rooney dying but when he did, I discovered I didn't care. Just complete disinterest. That was unexpected.

Somehow I don't think I'll be as disinterested when McConnell kicks it, which I hope is soon.

Jessica, Ashlee and Papa Joe Simpson.

ROSE MCGOWAN.

Rupert Murdoch

Julia Roberts

I don't know enogh about any celebrity actors, although most seem bent or crazy anyway. But I won't be lighting any candles when Peter Popoff, of miracle spring water fame, dives into hell and is gone.

James Woods

Bruce Willis.

Bill O'Reilly - Lies his ass off, endlessly/ no shame at all/ total whore.

Steve Harvey

ANd why does Kanye always have that objectionable pout on his face all the time? Who shit in his oatmeal?

Jon Hamm

Betsy DeVos. School children will clap and cheer.

Pat Robertson

Newt Gingrich. You bitches took all the really great ones.

Mel Gibson

Morrissey

Matthew McConaughey

The entire GOP. The Kardashians, Mooghan Moocain, the Dump clan including all the wives, the Murdoch clan.

Did somebody take Henry Kissinger? No? Then I'll take him, and Death and Satan can fight over who's next

Can I have all their things when they die?

Ted Nugent

Dump

Rush

That piece of shit racist Sheriff Joe Arpaio

Rudy Ghouliani

Chris Christie

Trevor Noah

Arrogant, anti-Semitic, misogynist, and anti-White racist piece of shit.

Jennifer Lawrence

Meryl Streep

Reese Witherspoon

Brie Larson

Donald Trump

Leonardo DiCaprio

The Obamas

Hillary Rodman Clinton

The sun

R50 has come to the wrong place.

We like Trevor.

Don Jr. Any celebrity who harms animals.

Ok I'll say it. This isn't a "politicians whose death will delight you" thread.

[quote]You've got issues.

You’re so right!

The body language in that pic, OP! She probably treats/treated 'Ye like a lil pickaninny

We know, R60, but it's the tail end of a 4000 year election season and it's all we can think of..

Not a star but I hope poster R54 R55 dies a fiery death.

Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Jon Hamm and Tina Frey

I agree, R63, except who the fuck is "Hillary Rodman Clinton"?

Dennis Rodman's love child?

I came into this thread full of gleeful malice, but stars, hmmm ... I literally can’t think of one whose death I’ll be delighted by.

[quote]Hillary Rodman Clinton

I had no idea Norm Crosby was homosexual.

Timothee Chalamet

Armie Hammer. Can’t act, box office poison, and refuses to do nudity even though his career is really just based on his looks. How does this guy get work?

Jennifer Lawrence

Because of the way they treat the service people around Calabasas and their part of LA, I would actually feel bad if any Jenner or Kardashian goes. I think it was pretty cool that Khloe gave 1 month salary to all the janitors in Equinox. She also tells them to "turn off the trash TV" when E! is on.

Kevin Hart

Ellen

Angelina’s Dad.,

Putin.

Bob Barker and Barbara Walters. These two mean motherfuckers are like cockroaches. They just won't die.

R57 - actually, we initially liked Trevor Noah, but we are now officially done with her.

My Pillow Guy

It saddens me to realize that so many of my fellow Dataloungers "squeal".

And "with joy" no less.

Steven Segal

Woody Allen

R78 - “squealing” is a wonderful part of being a gay man.

Harsh thread...I only feel this way about politicians. But some of them were "reality TV stars" too.

Not remotely ashamed of myself. Been out and proud since 1973.

Also not ashamed that I do not squeal.

What's R25's clever quip?

RUPERT FUCKING MURDOCH.

Bryan Singer

Aaron Carter

All the Huckabees.

Every single Back Street Boy and New Kids On The Block band member

r78 Its certainly a concern of mine too.

Ronan Farrow

R91 If it's a Ronan and Mia murder-suicide, I'm throwing a party.

Gordon Ramsay

Kelly Ripa

Ryan Seacrest

Tyra banks

The murderer O.J. Simpson

Clarence Thomas.

Megyn Kelly.

Sylvia Fowler

Sylvia Fowler

Tucker Carlson

This is a very strange thread. While there are definitely a few truly evil people among those mentioned who richly deserve a comeuppance, there are many other relatively random individuals that make me wonder how they could evoke such a visceral response.

Madonna 😊

[quote]Madonna 😊

But do you really want to live through the accompanying outpouring of hysteria? She's always the first person I think of when this question is asked, but I think I'd rather die first.

Cardi B and every other talentless waste of air rapper stripper whore.

R103 I think actually “disappear completely from the public eye” would suffice.

Chris Pratt - mediocre former fat fuck

Kirstie Alley - mediocre fatty fat fuck

Rosie O’Donnell

Mark Wahlberg

Rev. Al Sharpton

Jon Voight and James Woods. Not only for their despicable politics, but they're both disgusting men.

Jack Nicholson

Matt Lauer

Al Sharpton

Ann’s Wintour.

Anna, I mean

I think politicians who actively do harm are a very different matter than celebrities who usually are just irritating. Kanye West absolutely is an exception, though, since he has worked to influence this election for ill.

I am sick of the craziness of Roseanne Barr and Rose McGowan being inflicted on the world, but they have no real power anymore and are just annoying. I'll be glad when they're forgotten, but I certainly don't need them to die.

I don't get the hate for the Kardashians. I don't care for them, but they seem harmless enough. Kanye West is mentally ill and was never going to be able to influence the election.

Mitch McConnell LindseyGraham Marco Rubio Ted Cruz Diane Feinstein Susan Collins Andy Dick Susan Sarandon Ald Tom Tunney in Chicago Mark Grace Scotty Pippin

Okay that’s enough for now .

Stephen Miller.

Antonio Sabato Douchebag, because I had a crush on him as a gayling, and then discovered he has turned into a rancid, incoherent, bitter mess.

Steven Miller isn’t a star, he’s an infection.

Kobe Bryant

Tracy Morgan. I hope he is run over by a gay trucker.

Jeezuz, does DL have enough server space to handle my list?

[quote][R50] has come to the wrong place. We like Trevor.

Some of us don't. And for the very reasons elicited by r50. [italic]The Daily Show[/italic] has evolved into an anti-White rant. Frequent contributor Roy Wood, Jr., is even worse.

Kathy Griffin

Roseanne Barr

Tiffany Haddish, Blythe Danner

R84 the quip that R25 is trying for refers to a DL alleged feud between Meryl Streep (many Oscars) and Glenn Close (no Oscars)

Their poison posts to each other are signed only with M or G. It’s a long running feud, a little tired but the posts are short so no big deal.

There are many people I intensely dislike but I would never "squeal with joy" at someone's death. Even Hannibal Lecter had some class.

My husband, Michael. I’m still so young and I deserve to find love again with someone my age.

i hate to admit it but I would be relieved and glad if the Kartrashian family plus Kanye were on a plane, and it crashed. I kind of hope for this, because they are that repellent. I can't really think of anyone more deserving. I despise everything that they do and are.

John Travolta

Kathie Lee Gifford - the Thing That Wouldn't Die

Most stars are harmless, if I must pick someone I would say Weinstein and Cosby.

R137 pussies out.

Ugh.

GOOP

Jeremy Piven

Jeremy Renner

JLo

Chuck Norris

ARod

Lebron James

Another one for Jon Hamm to drink himself to death. Arrogant overrated prick.

Alec Baldwin

Jeff Sessions and Rod Rosenstein

We shouldn't have to wait to be delighted. I'd take both of them out back and shoot them this afternoon.

Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce

ABSOLUTELY Beyoncé!!!! Can’t wait till she dies soon in a plane crash hopefully 😊

Matt Gaetz.

As sick as this thread is, I’m definitely gonna go with Beyoncé.

The rat faced, unfunny Sklar brothers. God, they're obnoxious.

REESE WITHERSPOON!

Did it really take this long to get to Kevin Spacey or am I dyslexic?

[quote]Armie Hammer. Can’t act, box office poison, and refuses to do nudity even though his career is really just based on his looks. How does this guy get work?

You loathe an actor because he refuses to do nudity? I admire actors who refuse to do nudity. Not many actors dream of having an acting career so they can publicly take their clothes off.

R151 - I Second Reese Witherspoon!!!

Joe Rogan. Alex Jones. Tucker Carlson. Sean Hannity. Laura Ingraham.

R132, thank you.

I don’t squeal with joy, or squeal at all, least of all too the death of a celebrity.

Most of this thread exposes a wishful Schadenfreude that’s ugly even for DL.

(R156) Then why did you get on the tread, dumb shit?

Sean Connery. I never could stand that bald, arrogant prick. Wait, what? He did? Oh. Okay. Never mind.

Frankie Grande, Andy Cohen, Don Lemon, Ryan Seacrest, Rush Limbaugh (coming soon!!), Miles Heiser, Connor Jessup.

I agree with many already listed but to add one more, I would smile to wake up one day and see that Jon Voight & James Woods had died during the night.

I love Reese Witherspoon AND Jon Hamm. For me, it would be ALL Republicans.

I don't want to see any of these people die. I just want them to disappear off of the headlines. That will kill them more painfully than a heart attack or bullet.

I'd much rather see the Kartrashians and Kanye West be reduced to impoverishment for the remainder of their lives than die. Actually after thinking about it I would like to see that for all the people would previously listed my death tidings for. Death is too good for the vast majority of these people.

Everything’s dollar signs and smirks until Kanye kills one of them.