Discuss Jared Kushner's hips

They're narrow but have received some serious poundings over the years. Jared takes it like a champ, and he doesn't settle for anything less than 10. (Looks AND inches, bitches!)

I don't like having violent thoughts. I'd rather not discuss Kushner.

He can wear all of Ivanka's shmattas.

I think he is a she, and I think she's a changeling.

He used to be so beautiful.

I'm surprised he has chest hair of any sort.

I want to suck his cock so bad.

[quote] I want to suck his cock so bad.

Are you sure he's not like a Ken doll down there?

R7, that is the saddest thing I've ever read on DL.

OP- Maybe we should discuss his NIP showing through his shirt.

He seems and acts like a cyborg, only less human like.

I'm surprised to see the chest hair as well

Haha, Ivanka likes guys roomy in this hips just like dear old dad

[quote] Ivanka likes guys roomy in this hips

He is a large girl? Big through the hips? Roomy?

He used to be super attractive before the plastic surgery.

Ugh. Nepotistic Scum

What the hell happened to him - he's actually kind of handsome in the pic, although I would prefer the guy on the left.

Now he looks like some waifish alien.

I think his brother's cute. The first time I saw a pic of him, I didn't know who he was and thought he was an actor.

R19- I agree Jared's brother is GOOD looking.

[quote] Now he looks like some waifish alien.

And that is objectionable how precisely?

R21- Benedict Cumberbatch has GAY lips.

His brother is part of a shitty health insurance company that is on the ACA. Oscar Health.

They’re all opportunistic scum.

[quote] Benedict Cumberbatch has GAY lips.

Benedict Cumberbatch has NO lips.

Hips were fixed when the body was replicated.

They're all grifters. His shitty real estate company got 850 million in "loans" that we'll never see again. It came out when coronavirus went around the WH and was never talked about again. These assholes need to be in jail

The guy in the photo with Jared is Peter Kaplan, the former editor of the newspaper Jared bought and ruined.

Peter once told me my favorite quote ever from Jared- -- not long after Jared arrived at the paper as the new owner, he looked around at all the hardworking, well-educated writers and editors, shook his head, and sneered -- "These people are so stupid! Do you know how much money they could be making if they went into real estate?"

OK so he falls down on the looks, but at least he's super smart, he got into Harvard after all...

R28 = DJT

Is the “womanly hips” troll still around?

r28 - paid to get into Harvard.

He looks so - stepfordish and unhappy all the time. He looks human in the OP pic, now he just looks like all life has drained him - no smile, pale, his hair has even given up.

His association with the Trump mafia clan cancels out everything on him. Disgusting.

I can't imagine him having sex with a woman. Have you heard him speak? He's got one of those squeaky high voices that would ruin a silent film career.

R31 - Sorry that my irony was so well hidden. Not.

Hippy

The only thing good about them is they're on either side of a cut cock.

The fact he's a closet case makes his Akhenaten-like physique even more disgusting. As it does for his closet-lesbian wife, Nefertvanka.

Jared Kushner always looks like the ghost o a young Victorian boy who died in that house and only appears in photographs and then seven days later you die.

He doesn't look like that anymore, he looks pasty and ill.

His brother can look gorgeous.

Is he bi?

How can you tell, r22?

Josh Kush is gorgeous and Jared used to be.

Eyebrow thread-lift along with the Botox and fillers?

I find him attractive and I am ashamed and confused by it.

Mary!

He IS attractive - purely from the "if I saw him sitting at a cafe, I'd think he was good looking" perspective.

The problem is in knowing who he actually is and what he's done to people.

That turns him into a staggeringly ugly monstrosity.

Why are you confused by it, R45?

Hips don’t lie. He was made to pleasure his fellow men. What a tragedy he ended up being a mediocre scion of the Russian mafia.

DL Fave Noel Casler confirms Jared is a total botox addict.

Jared Kushner looks like someone I'd fuck in a bathhouse circa 1975.

You done had a baby, Miss Jared and you ain't never going to be no 18.5 inches again. Never.

You too, Miss Melandrianoma. Never.

In the OPs pic he actually looks attractive, but I've never seen him look like that anywhere else

r44, he was replaced.

He needs to stop plucking his eyebrows.

He defines The Uncanny Valley (starring amiss Barbara Stanwyck).