Let's be a Republican spin doctor making shit up about Hunter Biden!

Hunter Biden hands out Almond Joy bars to nut allergic children at Halloween

Hunter Biden used to be the lead bassist for Nickelback.

Hunter Biden was responsible for the "New Coke" fiasco.

Hunter Biden invented the Federal income tax.

Joe Biden doesn’t make A MOVE without Hunter’s permission. Joe’s a puppet!

[quote] Hunter Biden was really the Zodiac killer

No. That was Ted Cruz’s father who also killed JFK! He was also an immigrant from a shithole country.

Hunter Biden shot JR Ewing

So far these all seem like greatest hits from the Hillary Clinton email thread.

Then again, so is this scandal.

Hunter Biden kidnapped the Lindbergh baby

Who pays for Hunter’s meth? Chairman Xi?

Hunter will be named Attorney General and will lead the Department of Justice's harassment of our noble Trump family!

Hunter Biden is DB Cooper!!

Another controversial use of the “Let’s be” meme. You are really asking for just for the spin, not for us to imagine we are the spinners.

Hunter and Hillary are having an affair, and they did a foursome with AOC and Omar.

“Hurry up and get rid of the underage girls and crack pipes. I’m zooming on Fox News in five minutes to talk about Hunter Biden.”

See the difference?

Hunter Biden was the infamous Enema Bandit of Champaign-Urbana, Illinois.

Hunter Biden is The Masked Singer

Hunter Biden talked Lucy into doing Life with Lucy

[quote]So far these all seem like greatest hits from the Hillary Clinton email thread.

It's true. Have they photo shopped him into Benghazi yet?

Hunter Biden is the real father of Tiffany and Eric Trump...thats why donald hates them all so much

So boring.

He's hot. Deal with it.

Hunter Biden killed Kurt Cobain

Hunter Biden runs a pizza parlor and keeps child sex slaves in the basement

Hunter Biden killed JonBenét.

[quote]Another controversial use of the “Let’s be” meme. You are really asking for just for the spin, not for us to imagine we are the spinners.

Deep man.

all of these...well most, deserve upvotes

Hunter Biden screamed "SHE'S IN THE ATTIC!" when the Nazis were looking for Anne Frank.

Hunter Biden wrote, produced, and directed the movie version of Cats

Hunter Biden placed the bomb on TWA Flight 800.

You don't really have to make stuff up. He supplies a lot on his own.

Hunter Biden caused the rift between Prince William and Prince Harry.

Where are the Democratic spin doctors? They don't even have to make up anything!

Hunter and our very own Julie are dating.

Hunter Biden hid peanuts in a pan of brownies that he served to our dear Ginny from Billing causing a fatal anaphylactic shock. He also told her they were gluten free. They weren't.

Hunter Biden was responsible for the movie Ishtar.

Hunter Biden will be controlling the mute button at the debate.

Hunter Biden is an executive producer for the Ellen show.

Hunter just sent Rush Limbaugh a carton of cigarettes.

Hunter Biden raped me.

You didn’t hear it from me, but Hunter Biden was seen at Ford’s Theatre on April 14, 1865

Hunter Biden drains his pasta...

Soylent Green is Hunter Biden!

Hunter directed Ishtar

(Hunter Biden has a Hello Kitty purse.)

Hunter Biden is actually black, Jewish, and gay.

Hunter Biden invented Coronavirus in a Wuhan lab to defeat Dear Leader Donald in the meanest, nastiest way imaginable.

Hunter Biden built the ship to transfer the Uranium One to Moscow so Putin could build a nuke. (h/t Diamond and Silk)

Hunter Biden gave drugs to Whitney and told her taking a bath makes the high better.

R28, that must be why Republicans are currently making things up

Hunter talked Lucy into doing Mame.

Hunter called up Trump and said "Dude, you should totally start dancing to YMCA. You have so much natural rhythm and you'll look so cool"

Hunter Biden did Trump’s taxes and knowingly filed fraudulent forms underreporting what he had paid in taxes.

Mrs O'Leary's cow didn't kick the lantern...Hunter Biden knocked it over while he was raping a Chinese girl

I was molested by Hunter Biden.

Hunter zeiden talked Lucy into doing Lucy Goes to London AND designed her wardrobe for the show

Hunter rapes kids and then passes them onto his dad.

Hunter Biden gave Carol Channing corn on opening night of Hello Dolly, WITHOUT HER KNOWLEDGE!!!!!

Hunter Biden wipes back to front.

Hunter Biden told Trump at the first debate, “the only way you’ll be able to get a word in edgewise with my dad, is SHOUT CONTINUOUSLY WHEN ANYONE ELSE TALKS! NEVER STOP!!!”

Trump just took Hunter’s advice, that’s all.

Hunter told Bai Ling that the view from the roof was quite lovely.

Michael Jackson never died, he was transported to Hunter's body.

Hunter was the MAN ON THE LAND at Michfest.

[quote]Hunter Biden hands out Almond Joy bars to nut allergic children at Halloween

DL would elect him president!

Hunter Biden brokened my cheeseburger and then kicked me in the vagina bone!

Hunter Biden produced Madonna' American Life album

And he created The Macarena

Hunter Biden told Garth Brooks that his "Chris Gaines" persona was a great idea!

Hunter Biden shot JR.

Who was Hunter Biden responsible for introducing to the American public?

That's right.....Frank Stallone.

Hunter Biden kicked me in the nads when I was 14.

r63 is the Kevin Spacey defender who thinks it's cool to hit on 14-year-olds

Hunter insisted Susan Dey ignore David Cassidy's death.

Hunter pushed Mrs. Beasley off the balcony, not Mr. French.

Carlie Ray Jepsen dedicated "Call me Maybe" to Hunter Biden. A day after the song was released, she discovered her wet panties on her nightstand. Coincidence...or ISIS?

Hunter Biden stole our Divine President Trump's Nobel Peace Prize!

Hunter Biden had nude photos of Roxane Gay on his laptop!

"Youre So Vain" is about Hunter.

Remember this? Hunter's fault.

Hunter cancelled Another World.

Has Joe or Hunter commented at all about the laptop or photos or secret meetings yet?

I'm wondering if the laptop was stolen during one of his drug binges, then ended-up in the wrong hands?

Hunter Biden was Deep Throat

Hunter Biden is D. B. Cooper!

R27, I think you mean Pan Am 103.

Hunter Biden was *in* Deep Throat...or *has* a deep throat...

And if you like to talk for hours... just go ahead now....

Hunter Biden tricked Rudy into masturbating in that Borat movie!

Hunter Biden IS Borat!

Hunter pulled the plug on Terri Schiavo!

Hunter Biden gave COVID to Trump

Hunter Biden and Dr. Fauci created COVID in a lab

...in a lab in JINA! Where Trump does not have any bank account, nor his daughter any trademarks! Fake news!

Hunter Biden knows where Hillary's "30,000 missing" emails are!

He and Bin Laden hid them in Benghazi!

Seriously, compared with the tRump and his grifting crime family, Biden is an angel. Anyone trying to drum up dirt on Biden are trolls. He’s squeaky clean in comparison.

I liked this one

Hunter Biden designed this!

I've always suspected a Hunter Biden - Black Dahlia connection.

Hunter was the Tylenol poisoner (cyanide) in the Chicago metro area in September 1982. The case has FINALLY been solved!

Hunter Biden cut the tag off his mattress...

R68, that’s Noble Prize...

Hunter Biden created the New Coke.

Hunter Biden killed JonBenet!

Hunter Biden caused the Titanic to sink, killing Leonardo di Caprio!

Hunter Biden laundered money through Tavern on the Green causing it to close in 2009.

Hunter, while with Tanya Harding, clubbed Nancy Kerrigan in the ankle.

Hunter ditched Kim Davis at the altar and ruined her fifth wedding.

Hunter Biden had unprotected sex with a porn star days after his wife gave birth, and then he tried to pay her off!

Hunter Biden was caught on tape bragging about grabbing women by the pussies!

Hunter Biden hasn’t paid federal income taxes in years!

Hunter is no gentleman caller. Miss Lindsey purposely dropped her flowery, dainty handkerchief, and Hunter refused to pick it up for her and kiss her hand.