Hey, bitches, Tiffany Trump here!

Ummm, nope.

She can pass for a Divine impersonator.

Please tone it down with the bitches thing. Your overuse is constant and unwelcome.

She's too fat to be a gay icon

Dawn Pigport!

The only Tiffany I want to see at pride

[quote] She can pass for a Divine impersonator.

She can pass for Divine's retarded half-sister, lost at birth at sea.

She just loves those flash bulbs!

“I’ve done more for the gay community than anybody else, no one does it better. Don’t agree? FAKE NEWS!” “Dad what have you done, I’m really confused. Do I get paid if I campaign for you?”

She gets paid in orgasms.

Who?

“Yes daddy. Yes, just like you did for mommy!”

SNL had Chloe Fineman playing her which was way too generous of them since Chloe is attractive.

They really should have slapped a long blonde wig and tons of makeup on Pete Davidson.

What?!?!?! Trump Pride 2020 complete with rainbow colors - that's pretty funny

When I was growing up in rural texas I always thought new york City was so glamourous. And then I see the trump women and they look like the skanks I went to high school with. What gives?

r15 It's what daddy Trump likes. See also Fox News "journalists".

R15, there is both old wealth and imitation old wealth in NYC.

I thought it was Eric Trump who tried to come out but got shut down.

I thought I aborted that... Why didn't I get any money?

She’s like if you mashed up SNL Miley Cyrus “Yeah! It’s pretty cool“ and drunk Mariah Carey with a skank from a Nevada trailer park who just won the Powerball.

*someone with a bad reputation who has no dirt on me* “I don’t know her”... *someone with a bad reputation who has dirt on me* “I wish her well...”

The only place in which Tiffany Trump could even be remotely considered a gay icon is in a subterranean men's prison on a deserted island amongst a group of poor unfortunate blind and deaf mute prisoners who have not seen the light of day since the Spanish Flu Pandemic.

Daddy’s Friends at a Party - 2000

Does Drag Race allow female contestants?

The mental deficiency of a gay Trump supporter is mind boggling; as is, the mental gymnastics of Trumpers trying to put someone on the court to absolutely overturn gay rights & marriage, and then telling gays they actually support them. This BITCH is a DUMB CUNT!!!

Her roots are showing, in more ways than one.

[quote] The only place in which Tiffany Trump could even be remotely considered a gay icon is in a subterranean men's prison on a deserted island amongst a group of poor unfortunate blind and deaf mute prisoners who have not seen the light of day since the Spanish Flu Pandemic.

I can see her doing Mykonos, Lohan went there to do that Beach House reality show or whatever.

She’s much more a Vladivostok girl....

If she had thrown in a few chuci chucis, I would have sworn it was Charo.

As seen on Twitter:

“So that’s what happened to Baby Jane”

Oh, you wish Tiffany . . . . . .

R28 look up the word "sarcasm" in the dictionary, reread my comment and repost.

They are getting super desperate, first Eric says he's part of the the LGBTQ community and now this cow claiming to be a gay icon. Pandering to the gays and paying black people to go to the White House lawn. Can we end this shit show already?

Plus there's a DLer convinced that Don Jr is one of us and that's why we should vote for his old man. Some really strange last minute campaign strategies around here.

She looks like the beneficiary of bukkake. And lots of it.

LOL, Eric never said he was part of the LGBT community. He misspoke, because he's an idiot.

That was painful to watch

That fat ugly cunt is as complicit in gritting as the rest of them...may they all get terminal (and painful) cancers.

Grifting-^^

I hope she gets canceraids

Now other republican presidents held pride events, so it's something.

It’s nothing more than pandering R43.

Don’t forget their race to get Amy Coney Barrett on the Supreme Court so they can start taking away hard fought LGBTQ rights.

Holding pride events doesn't mean much when you nominate a homophobe to the Supreme Court

Her face looks like a Halloween mask.

So, so tired of all these Trumpette women with droopy bad hair extensions, troweled-on gesso makeup and raccoon mascara.

She grits her teeth, R41, so I can never leave my cock her in her mouth for too long.

Kudos to whoever photographed the RNC because Tiff actually looked sort of presentable there, for the first time ever. Looks like it was all smoke and mirrors because she's now back to her chinless, retarded self.

Tiffany is the reject of the family, has kept a low pro, and has a ton of gay friends. Give her a break. It was probably her idea to do the gay pride event. Anyone who wants to be ally is good. She can't help who her dad is.

She can't help who her dad is.....but she can choose not to campaign for him.

She should completely reject that man.

[quote]Give her a break.

No.

[quote]It was probably her idea to do the gay pride event.

I don't care whose idea it was.

[quote]Anyone who wants to be ally is good.

I read that sentence in moose-and-squirrel voice.

[quote]She can't help who her dad is.

Neither can Caroline Giuliani, and ...

What is with the awkward body movements? It was oddly robotic.

She's painful to watch.

Awkward movement runs in the family

Happy birthday....Mr. President.....

I can forgive her for having two sacks of shit for parents. But I refuse to overlook her association with the Trump campaign. How can you embrace the gay people while raising support for racism, misogyny and cruelty, not to mention the outright lies of this man? And then expect us to embrace you? Fuck off with the rest of your bullshit cheating family.

Yaaasss, huntie! Tiffany goes wild for NYC Pride!

She must have starved herself for the Convention. It looks like the drinking and Funyuns immediately commenced, however.

She looks like a walrus clapping her hands. Someone should throw her a fish as a treat.

What a vapid cunt. Part of me thinks Trump forced her to work in the campaign or he'd cut her off.

She sounds like Miley Cyrus. Looks like a overblown helium balloon. And has the stage presence of bottled water.

I wondered why one of his breakaway spawn wouldn't spill on a sociopath. How does he get so much sway over the kids he outright rejected publicly in magazines, if not Howard Stern shows? Tiffany is counseled by Marla, who was shunted to the side with very little money. What the fuck gives with her? Is she so damaged she knows she'll likely not get a penny from Trump, Inc. or even her father's private estate as it pays out all damages against the United States of America or the IRS.

Maybe she really is dumb enough that pawpaws money got her into Georgetown and she's too stupid to believe otherwise?

I wish Trump had a Claudia Conway or Chelsea O'Donnell kid.

She is the fat child it seems.

Tiffany Trump is exactly the kind of woman who would bring her bachelorette party to a gay bar, shrieking and whooping, ruining the place for everyone else, killing the bartenders' chance to earn tips, buying shots and demanding a free one for the bride, and then post a picture on Instagram captioned, "Hangin' with my bestie gays!"

I think Tiffany is the type to go with her friends to seedy clubs like Cock and do coke in the corner with a baseball hat pulled low. She was a fixture on Dupont Circle during law school.

I’m like a birrrrd...

Did daddy get her cha cha heels?

I can already foresee that Tiffany's middle age is going to give her the same cartoonish bull-shaped torso that Olivia Benson acquired during her menopausal years.

R70, like her father’s side of the family. Because Marla has an excellent body. Her body is better than most 22-year olds.

Tiffany’s gay besties are what we call “provincial gays”. They don’t know any better.

Just finished my Tiffany Voodoo Doll for my Trump collection.

What a fat slag. She's an ugly talker too - ugly mouth and facial expressions.

And she's lyyyyyyying...

She’s the Lahoma Van Zandt of the Trump family

R58 did any of you bother to read that article?

According to Queerty, Trump was recently considering starting a gay lifestyle brand, “like Goop, but for gays,” as her best friend and riding instructor are gay men.

According to the report, “Tiff has, like, a really amazing eye for the things gay people are into. Sometimes she jokes that she used to be a gay man in a past life!”

How does someone cultivate that Miley Cyrus voice? Does it take years of practice, or can it be done fairly quickly? I notice that all of the Trump spawn appear to have professionaly modified their speaking voices. Ivanka's breathy-baby doll, Junior's 'booming' bro, and Tiff. Maybe not Eric, he seems to have problems with displaying his gummy smile, but his wife sure has been coached.

Wouldn't be surprised if she was threatened with being cut off financially if she didn't help him out.

To be fair, r70, Olivia Benson's father *was* a Hungarian bodybuilder.

Bye, Tiffany...

SNL

[quote] How does someone cultivate that Miley Cyrus voice? Does it take years of practice, or can it be done fairly quickly? I notice that all of the Trump spawn appear to have professionaly modified their speaking voices. Ivanka's breathy-baby doll, Junior's 'booming' bro, and Tiff. Maybe not Eric, he seems to have problems with displaying his gummy smile, but his wife sure has been coached.

Noel Casler says that Ivanka's breathy voice is all a fake put on, she really speaks with a much lower register. I believe it because everything about this fucking family is FAKE, FAKE, FAKE!

" “Dad what have you done, I’m really confused. Do I get paid if I campaign for you?” "

Yes but we need to have you paid as a "consultant" ;) ;) ;)

"It was probably her idea to do the gay pride event. Anyone who wants to be ally is good. "

Some of us do not need straight people to throw events for us and try to spoon-feed usas what they think "the gays" want. This event is insulting.

Seeing as how she caved to the anti-trans agenda by intentionally referring to the "LGBQ" community, perhaps she ought to become known as Iffany Rump.

[quote]She can pass for a Divine impersonator.

NO ONE can "pass" for a Divine impersonator.

As if.

But again, they CAN pass for Divine's retarded half sister lost at sea!

Can our beautiful and sexy Caitlyn use the ladies room at Trump Tower? You know, because the Trumps are so down with the LGBTQ community.

R88 She can, but Tiff can't.

^ Hey, remember when Ivanka had brown hair and a wide nose?

She has Camp potential

Miley is the gay icon not Tiffany

How many drag queens will be dressing as Tiffany Trump for Halloween?

Reposted from Queerty:

[quote]Ah, the eternal struggle of "I hate you, you make my life a living hell" and "Please don't cut me out of the will"

R95 But the joke will be on all of those loser Trump kids. When he dies, they will inherit all of his debt. And none of them (well, maybe Ivanka) are good enough con-men or smart enough to navigate their way out. Melania better take what she can get now in a divorce settlement.

In case anyone needs a refresher... how the Trump admin. has rolled back LGBT rights

Her mouth is seriously deformed. And can none of these Trumps public speaking without being either speeding, high or drunk?

[quote] Seeing as how she caved to the anti-trans agenda by intentionally referring to the "LGBQ" community, perhaps she ought to become known as Iffany Rump.

Damn, why did you have to tell me that? I wasn't looking for a reason to like her.

[quote]She has Camp potential

Hobo camp.

Trailer camp.

Homeless camp.

[quote] Some of us do not need straight people to throw events for us and try to spoon-feed usas what they think "the gays" want. This event is insulting.

That's fine, but anyone who loves and supports gay men is OK with me. What, we don't want more allies is what you are saying? Who cares who her dad is.

r101, she's shilling for a campaign that includes Mike Pence, a guy who thinks homosexuality can be cured through prayer

What can she do about it? Trump has never been a homophobe. Racist, maybe. Homophobe not really.

r103, what she can do about it is.....not campaign for him

Oh, look a Marla Maples cameo!!!

R103 thanks asshole

R106, I doesn't make Tiffany either of those things is what I was saying. Tiffany's BFF is a non-white gay.

She is openly supporting and advocating for him. I don't expect her to campaign for Biden, but I would've been fine if she was quiet. She's saying YAY DADDY to the world. She is NOT our friend.

And if you're talking about Ms. Warren, well, he doesn't seem TOO fond of Tiff these days

If baby jane just sat home and said nothing I wouldn't complain but when she goes on national TV to cheer for her dad I say fuck her.

r102 better trying to cure through prayer than punishing by death like other religions, I say!

Tiffany's gay bff is hot. Unfortunately he has shit taste in friends.

Trump doesn't care about homophobia in other countries, Tiff.

Would you rather her hate gays instead? You can never have too many allies in high places the better. She was raised by Marla in LA. She grew up completely detached from Trump. Ivanka had to lobby to get her a $1000 limit credit card when she was in high school, when that was not the rest of Trump kids experiences.

r113, once again, no one forced her to campaign for her dad. She had the option of saying nothing. Rudy Giuliani's daughter is actually campaigning for Dems

I would rather she stayed home and did something with that rat's nest she calls her hair.

R113 Allies in high places? HA! We all hoped his beloved favorite Vanky would be a stabilizing influence. Look how that worked out. Do you really think the daughter he ignored most of her life, whose birthday and middle name he probably couldn't say with a gun to his head, is an ally in a high place? Please.

I'm writing Tiffany Trump for President! Who is on board with me?!?!

Well, she can't be a worse president than her dad

Call me Tiff Maples...

R18 Oh, Eric, let me hug you close to my bosom -- mostly so I can suffocate you with my moobs.

Dance baby Dance!

DL Gay Icon!!!! Where have you been?

R116 For whatever it's worth, I keep teading posts on DL referring to her as "vanky" but from what I've read, her entire family and Jared call her Eve-y... I'm simply curious as to the origin of "Vanky"?

Back to the Lemonheaded daughter, tuff titties Tiff!

^ reading posts

^ I think "Vanky" is what Noel Casler calls her on Twitter

R125 Thanks! I need to check out his YouTube channel.

Grenell is an embarrassment

I love the gays so much that I married one!!!

I was surprised to hear Ivanka was a suspected lesbian. Paris, I believe. There is pictorial evidence. Tiffany, thoughts? Has she confided in you?