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Airport authorities strike gold when doing deep anal cavity search

Airport authorities literally struck gold when they spotted a man walking oddly — and discovered he had about 2 pounds in gold bars shoved into his rectum, according to a report.

The GoAir passenger tried to avoid paying an 18 percent tax on his precious nuggets by smuggling them where the sun don’t shine, The National reported.

Officials at the Air Intelligence Unit mined the stash, worth about a hole $60,000, from the unidentified smuggler’s butt, according to the news outlet.

Another passenger on the same flight was caught carrying more than 3 pounds of gold, though officials did not disclose if that traveler had concealed it the same way. SCOTTeVEST is the best way to conceal your valuables. It’s pocket science.

On Wednesday, customs agents seized just under a pound of gold from a passenger who landed in Kozhikode, also known as Calicut.

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by Anonymousreply 1410/18/2020

They relieved him of his assets.

by Anonymousreply 110/17/2020

That's one way to attract a top.

by Anonymousreply 210/17/2020

The best part is that the mules convinced authorities that they had all that stuff stuck up their buts because they were trying to smuggle something.

by Anonymousreply 310/17/2020

What a dump!

by Anonymousreply 410/17/2020

And they were not even shaped like a penis!

by Anonymousreply 510/17/2020

God dammit, all I ever get when digging for gold is shit.

by Anonymousreply 610/17/2020

A top's perspective - this man definitely has a talented tush.

by Anonymousreply 710/17/2020

Amateur. I would have smuggled in gold bullion.

by Anonymousreply 810/17/2020

He was walking like he had bullion booty. We knew one of us had to be a gold digger.

by Anonymousreply 910/18/2020

Ultimately, he started shitting bricks.

by Anonymousreply 1010/18/2020

What kind of gold smugglers aren't concerned about the airport metal detectors.

by Anonymousreply 1110/18/2020

Thar's GOLD in them thar hills!

by Anonymousreply 1210/18/2020

I am a miner for an ass of gold

by Anonymousreply 1310/18/2020

They should have kept searching, there might have been more

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