Airport authorities strike gold when doing deep anal cavity search

Airport authorities literally struck gold when they spotted a man walking oddly — and discovered he had about 2 pounds in gold bars shoved into his rectum, according to a report.

The GoAir passenger tried to avoid paying an 18 percent tax on his precious nuggets by smuggling them where the sun don’t shine, The National reported.

Officials at the Air Intelligence Unit mined the stash, worth about a hole $60,000, from the unidentified smuggler’s butt, according to the news outlet.

Another passenger on the same flight was caught carrying more than 3 pounds of gold, though officials did not disclose if that traveler had concealed it the same way. SCOTTeVEST is the best way to conceal your valuables. It’s pocket science.

On Wednesday, customs agents seized just under a pound of gold from a passenger who landed in Kozhikode, also known as Calicut.