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What anatomical errors really annoy you?

I'll start. Back hair.

by Anonymousreply 86October 22, 2020 8:18 PM

Six fingers.

by Anonymousreply 1October 18, 2020 4:27 AM

Ass hair.

by Anonymousreply 2October 18, 2020 4:33 AM

Moles

by Anonymousreply 3October 18, 2020 4:36 AM

Genital mutilation.

by Anonymousreply 4October 18, 2020 4:36 AM

men - with short torso, narrow waist, wide hips and very long legs, together with mutilated dong - are abominable.

by Anonymousreply 5October 18, 2020 4:45 AM

People with hands too small for their own and for any other adults’ bodies.

by Anonymousreply 6October 18, 2020 4:50 AM

Appendixes

by Anonymousreply 7October 19, 2020 2:51 AM

Cobwebs up the fanny (but I believe in giving to the poor)

by Anonymousreply 8October 19, 2020 2:56 AM

ur A CUNT

by Anonymousreply 9October 19, 2020 3:00 AM

Outie bellybuttons

by Anonymousreply 10October 19, 2020 3:07 AM

back hair - ugh - I nair mine off and I switched to Veet - for some reason it gave me a bad chemical burn on my side - and now that patch burns every time. I may have to switch to waxing.

by Anonymousreply 11October 19, 2020 3:10 AM

Foreskin

by Anonymousreply 12October 19, 2020 3:32 AM

R1 & r11, just get that shit lasered off.

by Anonymousreply 13October 19, 2020 3:32 AM

[quote] Moles

Are you a member of the DL Mole Patrol?

by Anonymousreply 14October 19, 2020 3:33 AM

Tiny mushroom-shaped dicks.

by Anonymousreply 15October 19, 2020 3:35 AM

Womanly asses. A man's ass should be hard.

by Anonymousreply 16October 19, 2020 3:36 AM

[quote]Genital mutilation.

That's not really an "anatomical error."

by Anonymousreply 17October 19, 2020 3:49 AM

Third nipple.

by Anonymousreply 18October 19, 2020 3:49 AM

What are some examples of womanly asses on a guy?

by Anonymousreply 19October 19, 2020 3:55 AM

Man Boobs and wide hips.

by Anonymousreply 20October 19, 2020 3:59 AM

Fat people with small heads.

by Anonymousreply 21October 19, 2020 4:00 AM

Racism like OP.

by Anonymousreply 22October 19, 2020 4:05 AM

[quote] Racism like OP.

?

by Anonymousreply 23October 19, 2020 4:07 AM

Where do I begin?

by Anonymousreply 24October 19, 2020 4:08 AM

Double chin

by Anonymousreply 25October 19, 2020 4:11 AM

Who are examples of guys with man boobs and/or wide hips?

by Anonymousreply 26October 19, 2020 4:12 AM
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by Anonymousreply 27October 19, 2020 4:16 AM

Having a sucked in ass. No ass at all! It looks awful.

by Anonymousreply 28October 19, 2020 4:22 AM

A gummy smile - LOOOOOL

by Anonymousreply 29October 19, 2020 4:23 AM

Guys who can't "skin it back".

by Anonymousreply 30October 19, 2020 5:25 AM

Monobrows/Unibrows

by Anonymousreply 31October 19, 2020 7:43 AM

man boob + wide hips, and maybe it's you, R26.

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by Anonymousreply 32October 19, 2020 7:48 AM

Strabismus

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by Anonymousreply 33October 19, 2020 7:50 AM

Vaginas.

by Anonymousreply 34October 19, 2020 8:04 AM

Two functioning vaginas. Google it if you dare!

by Anonymousreply 35October 19, 2020 8:16 AM

I love back hair, shoulder hair, all of it.

by Anonymousreply 36October 19, 2020 8:43 AM

Big dicks....hate em, I much prefer small to normal.

by Anonymousreply 37October 19, 2020 9:42 AM

r13 from what i hear lasering is expensive and does not always work.

by Anonymousreply 38October 19, 2020 12:48 PM

Skin tags

by Anonymousreply 39October 19, 2020 12:51 PM

I hope no one says this one because I have it.

It is called syndactyly toes

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by Anonymousreply 40October 19, 2020 1:19 PM

Psychopathy

by Anonymousreply 41October 19, 2020 1:23 PM

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by Anonymousreply 42October 19, 2020 1:26 PM

Myopia

by Anonymousreply 43October 19, 2020 1:27 PM

hunchbacks

missing limbs

by Anonymousreply 44October 19, 2020 1:27 PM

bulbous fingertips

by Anonymousreply 45October 19, 2020 1:33 PM

Hermaphrodites

by Anonymousreply 46October 19, 2020 1:34 PM

Wide-set vaginas with heavy flows.

by Anonymousreply 47October 19, 2020 1:44 PM

I hope I never meet any of you IRL. I’m riddled with just about every “flaw” mentioned above.

Also, you’re all judgmental cunts.

by Anonymousreply 48October 19, 2020 1:51 PM

close set eyes and low set ears

by Anonymousreply 49October 19, 2020 1:53 PM

Nancy Pelosi handing Wolf Blitzer his ass.

by Anonymousreply 50October 19, 2020 1:55 PM

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by Anonymousreply 51October 19, 2020 2:00 PM

Agree with Op, about back hair. Obviously those who have super hairy backs or shoulders gross me out. On a more OCD level, I hate hair on the lower back above the ass. It’s not uncommon but I hate it, especially when it’s long and puffy. I shave mine off religiously.

by Anonymousreply 52October 19, 2020 2:04 PM

Crooked teeth

They don't have to be perfect, but I don't want them around my cock. A stray tooth might harm a very sensitive part of my body.

by Anonymousreply 53October 19, 2020 2:06 PM

Heartlessness.

by Anonymousreply 54October 19, 2020 2:10 PM

Two heads

by Anonymousreply 55October 19, 2020 2:22 PM

Dead eyes and pointy chins.

As for body hair, I prefer a furry dude over a smooth one nine times out of ten. Hair on the bum and the lower back? Super hot. Add a hairy chest and legs to the package and we’re talking perfection.

by Anonymousreply 56October 19, 2020 2:51 PM

Donald Trump and spawn

by Anonymousreply 57October 19, 2020 3:03 PM

People who believe they are non-binary

by Anonymousreply 58October 19, 2020 3:04 PM

Ignorance and men who ask nonsensical questions like this...

"Anatomical errors"?

Go practice your eugenicist beliefs on yourself!

by Anonymousreply 59October 19, 2020 3:32 PM

[Quote] Genital mutilation. That's not really an "anatomical error."

It's a manmade error. Ever heard of those?

by Anonymousreply 60October 19, 2020 4:09 PM

Bonnie Prince Charlie has back hair -- neener, neener, neener!

by Anonymousreply 61October 19, 2020 5:06 PM

vampire eyes

by Anonymousreply 62October 19, 2020 5:17 PM

An oddly shaped glans.

by Anonymousreply 63October 19, 2020 6:21 PM

An extra testicle always throws me off.

by Anonymousreply 64October 19, 2020 6:27 PM

I guess close-set eyes. It's a dice roll, really, but since you asked.

by Anonymousreply 65October 19, 2020 6:28 PM

Wonky eyes.

by Anonymousreply 66October 19, 2020 6:34 PM

Vocal cords and anuses, in that order.

by Anonymousreply 67October 19, 2020 6:35 PM

A pulse.

by Anonymousreply 68October 19, 2020 6:39 PM

R61, I don't have back hair.

This man does, and I bet you're not half as sexy as he is!

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by Anonymousreply 69October 19, 2020 8:52 PM

How did Streisand deal with Elliott Gould's extensive back hair?

by Anonymousreply 70October 19, 2020 11:16 PM

dorsal frenulum

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by Anonymousreply 71October 20, 2020 12:46 AM

[quote]How did Streisand deal with Elliott Gould's extensive back hair?

She divorced it.

by Anonymousreply 72October 20, 2020 12:52 AM

Nonexistent earlobes.

by Anonymousreply 73October 20, 2020 12:58 AM

low hanging meat flaps.

I don't find normal labia beyond mildly gross but chics that have low hangers - that's just gross. I was going to post a link but doing a search caused me to puke in my mouth a little bit.

by Anonymousreply 74October 20, 2020 12:59 AM

OP is a body Nazi. What he terms "anatomical errors" are simply normal, healthy variations in humanity that he personally doesn't find aesthetically pleasing. A previous poster was correct -This is akin to racism, and very ugly.

by Anonymousreply 75October 20, 2020 1:12 AM

Turning Japanese

by Anonymousreply 76October 20, 2020 4:25 AM

Bump.

Any bump on the dick.

by Anonymousreply 77October 22, 2020 9:16 AM

Bald

by Anonymousreply 78October 22, 2020 9:36 AM

My own anatomical error: no perceptible Adam's apple.

by Anonymousreply 79October 22, 2020 9:45 AM

Long Nails

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by Anonymousreply 80October 22, 2020 11:53 AM

Men with big balls. All 80lbs of them.

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by Anonymousreply 81October 22, 2020 11:56 AM

Unibrows

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by Anonymousreply 82October 22, 2020 12:00 PM

No upper lip.

by Anonymousreply 83October 22, 2020 12:07 PM

Absence of sizemeat

by Anonymousreply 84October 22, 2020 5:14 PM

Flat feet...

by Anonymousreply 85October 22, 2020 5:59 PM

Mushroom heads.

by Anonymousreply 86October 22, 2020 8:18 PM
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