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What anatomical errors really annoy you?

I'll start. Back hair.

by Anonymousreply 86Last Thursday at 12:18 PM

Six fingers.

by Anonymousreply 110/17/2020

Ass hair.

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by Anonymousreply 310/17/2020

Genital mutilation.

by Anonymousreply 410/17/2020

men - with short torso, narrow waist, wide hips and very long legs, together with mutilated dong - are abominable.

by Anonymousreply 510/17/2020

People with hands too small for their own and for any other adults’ bodies.

by Anonymousreply 610/17/2020


by Anonymousreply 710/18/2020

Cobwebs up the fanny (but I believe in giving to the poor)

by Anonymousreply 810/18/2020


by Anonymousreply 910/18/2020

Outie bellybuttons

by Anonymousreply 1010/18/2020

back hair - ugh - I nair mine off and I switched to Veet - for some reason it gave me a bad chemical burn on my side - and now that patch burns every time. I may have to switch to waxing.

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by Anonymousreply 1210/18/2020

R1 & r11, just get that shit lasered off.

by Anonymousreply 1310/18/2020

[quote] Moles

Are you a member of the DL Mole Patrol?

by Anonymousreply 1410/18/2020

Tiny mushroom-shaped dicks.

by Anonymousreply 1510/18/2020

Womanly asses. A man's ass should be hard.

by Anonymousreply 1610/18/2020

[quote]Genital mutilation.

That's not really an "anatomical error."

by Anonymousreply 1710/18/2020

Third nipple.

by Anonymousreply 1810/18/2020

What are some examples of womanly asses on a guy?

by Anonymousreply 1910/18/2020

Man Boobs and wide hips.

by Anonymousreply 2010/18/2020

Fat people with small heads.

by Anonymousreply 2110/18/2020

Racism like OP.

by Anonymousreply 2210/18/2020

[quote] Racism like OP.


by Anonymousreply 2310/18/2020

Where do I begin?

by Anonymousreply 2410/18/2020

Double chin

by Anonymousreply 2510/18/2020

Who are examples of guys with man boobs and/or wide hips?

by Anonymousreply 2610/18/2020
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by Anonymousreply 2710/18/2020

Having a sucked in ass. No ass at all! It looks awful.

by Anonymousreply 2810/18/2020

A gummy smile - LOOOOOL

by Anonymousreply 2910/18/2020

Guys who can't "skin it back".

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by Anonymousreply 3110/18/2020

man boob + wide hips, and maybe it's you, R26.

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by Anonymousreply 34Last Monday at 12:04 AM

Two functioning vaginas. Google it if you dare!

by Anonymousreply 35Last Monday at 12:16 AM

I love back hair, shoulder hair, all of it.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Monday at 12:43 AM

Big dicks....hate em, I much prefer small to normal.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Monday at 1:42 AM

r13 from what i hear lasering is expensive and does not always work.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Monday at 4:48 AM

Skin tags

by Anonymousreply 39Last Monday at 4:51 AM

I hope no one says this one because I have it.

It is called syndactyly toes

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by Anonymousreply 40Last Monday at 5:19 AM


by Anonymousreply 41Last Monday at 5:23 AM

Wide-set eyes.

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by Anonymousreply 42Last Monday at 5:26 AM


by Anonymousreply 43Last Monday at 5:27 AM


missing limbs

by Anonymousreply 44Last Monday at 5:27 AM

bulbous fingertips

by Anonymousreply 45Last Monday at 5:33 AM


by Anonymousreply 46Last Monday at 5:34 AM

Wide-set vaginas with heavy flows.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Monday at 5:44 AM

I hope I never meet any of you IRL. I’m riddled with just about every “flaw” mentioned above.

Also, you’re all judgmental cunts.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Monday at 5:51 AM

close set eyes and low set ears

by Anonymousreply 49Last Monday at 5:53 AM

Nancy Pelosi handing Wolf Blitzer his ass.

by Anonymousreply 50Last Monday at 5:55 AM

Bearded women.

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by Anonymousreply 51Last Monday at 6:00 AM

Agree with Op, about back hair. Obviously those who have super hairy backs or shoulders gross me out. On a more OCD level, I hate hair on the lower back above the ass. It’s not uncommon but I hate it, especially when it’s long and puffy. I shave mine off religiously.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Monday at 6:04 AM

Crooked teeth

They don't have to be perfect, but I don't want them around my cock. A stray tooth might harm a very sensitive part of my body.

by Anonymousreply 53Last Monday at 6:06 AM


by Anonymousreply 54Last Monday at 6:10 AM

Two heads

by Anonymousreply 55Last Monday at 6:22 AM

Dead eyes and pointy chins.

As for body hair, I prefer a furry dude over a smooth one nine times out of ten. Hair on the bum and the lower back? Super hot. Add a hairy chest and legs to the package and we’re talking perfection.

by Anonymousreply 56Last Monday at 6:51 AM

Donald Trump and spawn

by Anonymousreply 57Last Monday at 7:03 AM

People who believe they are non-binary

by Anonymousreply 58Last Monday at 7:04 AM

Ignorance and men who ask nonsensical questions like this...

"Anatomical errors"?

Go practice your eugenicist beliefs on yourself!

by Anonymousreply 59Last Monday at 7:32 AM

[Quote] Genital mutilation. That's not really an "anatomical error."

It's a manmade error. Ever heard of those?

by Anonymousreply 60Last Monday at 8:09 AM

Bonnie Prince Charlie has back hair -- neener, neener, neener!

by Anonymousreply 61Last Monday at 9:06 AM

vampire eyes

by Anonymousreply 62Last Monday at 9:17 AM

An oddly shaped glans.

by Anonymousreply 63Last Monday at 10:21 AM

An extra testicle always throws me off.

by Anonymousreply 64Last Monday at 10:27 AM

I guess close-set eyes. It's a dice roll, really, but since you asked.

by Anonymousreply 65Last Monday at 10:28 AM

Wonky eyes.

by Anonymousreply 66Last Monday at 10:34 AM

Vocal cords and anuses, in that order.

by Anonymousreply 67Last Monday at 10:35 AM

A pulse.

by Anonymousreply 68Last Monday at 10:39 AM

R61, I don't have back hair.

This man does, and I bet you're not half as sexy as he is!

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by Anonymousreply 69Last Monday at 12:52 PM

How did Streisand deal with Elliott Gould's extensive back hair?

by Anonymousreply 70Last Monday at 3:16 PM

dorsal frenulum

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by Anonymousreply 71Last Monday at 4:46 PM

[quote]How did Streisand deal with Elliott Gould's extensive back hair?

She divorced it.

by Anonymousreply 72Last Monday at 4:52 PM

Nonexistent earlobes.

by Anonymousreply 73Last Monday at 4:58 PM

low hanging meat flaps.

I don't find normal labia beyond mildly gross but chics that have low hangers - that's just gross. I was going to post a link but doing a search caused me to puke in my mouth a little bit.

by Anonymousreply 74Last Monday at 4:59 PM

OP is a body Nazi. What he terms "anatomical errors" are simply normal, healthy variations in humanity that he personally doesn't find aesthetically pleasing. A previous poster was correct -This is akin to racism, and very ugly.

by Anonymousreply 75Last Monday at 5:12 PM

Turning Japanese

by Anonymousreply 76Last Monday at 8:25 PM


Any bump on the dick.

by Anonymousreply 77Last Thursday at 1:16 AM


by Anonymousreply 78Last Thursday at 1:36 AM

My own anatomical error: no perceptible Adam's apple.

by Anonymousreply 79Last Thursday at 1:45 AM

Long Nails

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by Anonymousreply 80Last Thursday at 3:53 AM

Men with big balls. All 80lbs of them.

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by Anonymousreply 82Last Thursday at 4:00 AM

No upper lip.

by Anonymousreply 83Last Thursday at 4:07 AM

Absence of sizemeat

by Anonymousreply 84Last Thursday at 9:14 AM

Flat feet...

by Anonymousreply 85Last Thursday at 9:59 AM

Mushroom heads.

by Anonymousreply 86Last Thursday at 12:18 PM
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