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My dick is stuck inside the rolled-up Trump yard sign I stole from a Wolverine Watchman

Bucksegheny County, Minnesogan, here.

I'm a life-long militia lover and will always defend the brave, overweight soldiers willing to defend American law and order by murdering protesters and duly elected governors.

But this particular, 400-lb ginger acorn dick in a camo lawn and leaf bag is not only built like a shit brickhouse, but he has the biggest, wettest, most inviting Trump-Pence 2020 banner of all the swamp people in my trailer park! The banner is easily 6' × 16', camo background and pure vinyl, so it was asking for it.

I usually return the Trump yard signs I trickle down before sunrise. But this time, the staple gun went too deep and my creeping involvement became a quagmire. Now the Watchman is circling his trailer across the way with an AK-47 like a Santa Claus who's just been wished a "Happy Holidays." I want to go to the hospital, but if I drag this banner stuck on my dick to my car, he may execute law and order.

What should I do?

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by Anonymousreply 2211/27/2020

You will never be the shit brickhouse troll.

by Anonymousreply 110/09/2020

Thanks, r1. Hopefully, there's an award for that.

by Anonymousreply 210/09/2020

The first two or three sentences promised a fun ride ahead, but sadly, the wheels came off pretty quickly after that.

by Anonymousreply 310/09/2020

OP, was this yard sign made from canvas or Core-flute?

by Anonymousreply 410/09/2020

Vinyl.

by Anonymousreply 510/09/2020

I drove through New Memphis, North Jerseylina yesterday and stuffed 11 yard signs up my front pussy.

Damn, those Trump supporters are getting vicious with the razor blades on signs!

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by Anonymousreply 610/10/2020

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

by Anonymousreply 710/10/2020

There's room for reply 81 in the "taking down their Trump signs" in my back pussy.

But beware the razor blades on the Trump signs up there!

by Anonymousreply 810/10/2020

What r1 said.

by Anonymousreply 910/10/2020

Thank god, the Shit Brickhouse Troll isn't funny..

by Anonymousreply 1010/10/2020
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by Anonymousreply 1110/28/2020

These really aren't working for me, but I do admire your sheer commitment to shitposting.

by Anonymousreply 1210/28/2020

I'm going to fuck that banner HARD when Deplorable McAcorndick is out with his kids spreading COVID for Halloween!

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by Anonymousreply 1310/30/2020

How many yard signs did you register to vote in your area?

by Anonymousreply 1411/01/2020

OMG how do I detach this banner before the election?!?!

by Anonymousreply 1511/02/2020

In New Russia, we put political sign in cement.

by Anonymousreply 1611/02/2020

I could really use some medical help here!

by Anonymousreply 1711/06/2020

Did it turn blue OP? If so, we’ll record it as a vote for Biden.

by Anonymousreply 1811/06/2020

That must have been a tiny postcard-sized sign.

by Anonymousreply 1911/06/2020

Thank god Boris is here with another Shit Brickhouse attack especially hostile to liberals.

He’s going to need to drink from my udders to cool down!

by Anonymousreply 2011/24/2020

So much ado about Deplorables in Shit Brickhouse form today!

It's like they're fucking themselves!

by Anonymousreply 2111/27/2020

*yawn*

by Anonymousreply 2211/27/2020
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