My dick is stuck inside the rolled-up Trump yard sign I stole from a Wolverine Watchman
Bucksegheny County, Minnesogan, here.
I'm a life-long militia lover and will always defend the brave, overweight soldiers willing to defend American law and order by murdering protesters and duly elected governors.
But this particular, 400-lb ginger acorn dick in a camo lawn and leaf bag is not only built like a shit brickhouse, but he has the biggest, wettest, most inviting Trump-Pence 2020 banner of all the swamp people in my trailer park! The banner is easily 6' × 16', camo background and pure vinyl, so it was asking for it.
I usually return the Trump yard signs I trickle down before sunrise. But this time, the staple gun went too deep and my creeping involvement became a quagmire. Now the Watchman is circling his trailer across the way with an AK-47 like a Santa Claus who's just been wished a "Happy Holidays." I want to go to the hospital, but if I drag this banner stuck on my dick to my car, he may execute law and order.
What should I do?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 27, 2020 3:20 PM
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You will never be the shit brickhouse troll.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 10, 2020 3:15 AM
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Thanks, r1. Hopefully, there's an award for that.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 10, 2020 3:20 AM
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The first two or three sentences promised a fun ride ahead, but sadly, the wheels came off pretty quickly after that.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 10, 2020 3:29 AM
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OP, was this yard sign made from canvas or Core-flute?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 10, 2020 3:49 AM
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I drove through New Memphis, North Jerseylina yesterday and stuffed 11 yard signs up my front pussy.
Damn, those Trump supporters are getting vicious with the razor blades on signs!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 10, 2020 2:48 PM
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Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 10, 2020 2:58 PM
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There's room for reply 81 in the "taking down their Trump signs" in my back pussy.
But beware the razor blades on the Trump signs up there!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 10, 2020 9:12 PM
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Thank god, the Shit Brickhouse Troll isn't funny..
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 10, 2020 9:25 PM
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These really aren't working for me, but I do admire your sheer commitment to shitposting.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 28, 2020 9:01 PM
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I'm going to fuck that banner HARD when Deplorable McAcorndick is out with his kids spreading COVID for Halloween!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 31, 2020 4:44 AM
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How many yard signs did you register to vote in your area?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 1, 2020 11:25 PM
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OMG how do I detach this banner before the election?!?!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 2, 2020 8:04 PM
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In New Russia, we put political sign in cement.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 2, 2020 8:08 PM
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I could really use some medical help here!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 6, 2020 7:55 PM
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Did it turn blue OP? If so, we’ll record it as a vote for Biden.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 6, 2020 8:00 PM
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That must have been a tiny postcard-sized sign.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 6, 2020 8:02 PM
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Thank god Boris is here with another Shit Brickhouse attack especially hostile to liberals.
He’s going to need to drink from my udders to cool down!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 25, 2020 7:29 AM
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So much ado about Deplorables in Shit Brickhouse form today!
It's like they're fucking themselves!
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 27, 2020 12:00 PM
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