Serving up this steaming pile of
Celebrity Gossip
Gay Politics
Gay News
and Pointless Bitchery
Since 1995

Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Let's Be Lindsey Graham's Campaign Headquarters!!

I'm the new Associate Campaign Director. At 25, this is my first job in politics. I get $7,500 a month and my own office. I've told everyone that the Senator personally hired me after reading my resume on LinkedIn, but these jealous bitches think it was Grindr instead.

by So what if it was!reply 7210/16/2020

I'm the doilies on every table.

by So what if it was!reply 110/07/2020

I'm the couch. I'm hidden just offstage for those inevitable moments when Miss Lindz gets the vapors.

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 210/07/2020

I'm the beautiful red, white, and blue bunting, precisely ironed by the Senatrice herself.

by So what if it was!reply 310/07/2020

I am getting KILLED by the Dems' fundraising.

by So what if it was!reply 410/07/2020

I'm gin and regret.

by So what if it was!reply 510/07/2020

I am the stink of desperation, Old Spice, and old man breath that lingers around the building, which everyone swears is haunted by the ghost of John McCain

by So what if it was!reply 610/07/2020

I'm the ladybugs.

by So what if it was!reply 710/07/2020

I'm the filing cabinet full of the recent NDAs, filed under K for kindness of strangers.

by So what if it was!reply 810/07/2020

I'm the heavy set Slavic man in a black raincoat that just walks in the office, makes eye contact with Lindsey, and leaves. The staff doesn't understand why they can't get restraining order against me.

by So what if it was!reply 910/07/2020

I'm Miss Lindsey's refusal to take a coronavirus test.....because deep down I know I'm POZ!!!!!

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 1010/08/2020

We are the fingernails, bitten to the bone.

by So what if it was!reply 1110/08/2020

I’m the fresh blouses in case the Senatrice’s chicken salad creates unsightly stains.

by So what if it was!reply 1210/08/2020

I am Great-Aunt Percival's heirloom bottle of Quelques Fleurs. My contents are being liberally applied to cover the noxious stench of stress B.O.

by So what if it was!reply 1310/08/2020

I'm the DVD player which always seems to have been used after hours when the Senator has been working late, alone, although no dvds are ever to be found anywhere in the vicinity.

by So what if it was!reply 1410/08/2020

I'm grammy's red brocade portières

by So what if it was!reply 1510/08/2020

I’m the suitcase in the closet full of clothes worn by that nice young man who works in the Capitol Police Dept. He perspires so much when he comes to, uh, volunteer at my office in Columbia. He could change at the Y over on Hampton but this so much more convenient.

by So what if it was!reply 1610/08/2020

I'm the video head cleaner; I get delivered like clockwork every few weeks.

by So what if it was!reply 1710/08/2020

I’m the Chapstick used to soothe Lindsay’s lips after a long day kissing tRump’s fat ass.

by So what if it was!reply 1810/10/2020

I'm the interior

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 1910/10/2020

I'm the dented Maxwell House can being passed around the office to fundraise for our next ad buy. In me there is a button, some lint, and $1.35 in various coins.

by So what if it was!reply 2010/10/2020

Miss Lindz in no poosie grabber. We want Trump!

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 2110/10/2020

I'm the stack of cum-stained girlie magazines in his desk drawer. (Although DNA analysis would show none of the jizz is his.)

by So what if it was!reply 2210/10/2020

I'm the uniform kept in my private, locked closet at the campaign headquarters. I wear it after hours, after the staff leave, when my handlers pay me a visit.

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 2310/10/2020

I’m the intern who knows how to use Photoshop and spends every day darkening Jamie Harrison’s skin color in our campaign ads.

by So what if it was!reply 2410/10/2020

[quote]In me there is a button, some lint, and $1.35 in various coins.

Hey! There's a $50 bill! Oh, wait -- it's Confederate currency.

Never mind.

by So what if it was!reply 2510/10/2020

I’m the Latino College Freshman, I get $30.00/hr to organize papers and I’ve got a 9.5” dick.

by So what if it was!reply 2610/10/2020

We're his office staff, wearing the proscribed Graham uniform.

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 2710/10/2020

i'm the intern on grindr making plans for November 4

by So what if it was!reply 2810/10/2020

I’m the heady smell emanating from the couch, somewhere between old cheese and rose water splash. Upon closer inspection, there appears to be several heel scuff marks On the top pillows and skidmarks festooned among the dizzying patterns.

by So what if it was!reply 2910/10/2020

MAGA guy in SC adores Lindsey.

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 3010/10/2020

I am Miss Lindsey grinning in R21's photo, while imagining that I AM the blond with big boobs that I have my arm around.

by So what if it was!reply 3110/10/2020

Lindsey loves her hat. Wants one like it.

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 3210/10/2020

Having a wide stance moment.

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 3310/10/2020

Orange Con's pee pee hoes???

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 3410/10/2020

I'm the box of garterbelts and nylons on the bottom shelf of the credenza

by So what if it was!reply 3510/10/2020
Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 3610/10/2020

I am the jealous gays on here who wish they could be working for Le Senatrice~

by So what if it was!reply 3710/10/2020

[quote]I’m the Latino College Freshman, I get $30.00/hr to organize papers and I’ve got a 9.5” dick.

Hey, papi ... I know a way you can make 10 times that amount!

by So what if it was!reply 3810/10/2020

I'm the mint juleps.

by So what if it was!reply 3910/10/2020

r39 Are those anything like the ladybugs?

by So what if it was!reply 4010/10/2020

I'm Lindsey telling people that black people can go anywhere in South Carolina....as long as they aren't liberal!

Anywhere includes my boudoir!

by So what if it was!reply 4110/10/2020

Where are the media and black commentators complaining and exposing Graham's campaign for a racist tactic? Making Harrison look noticeably darker in their ads is so dirty.

by So what if it was!reply 4210/10/2020

I’m the black butt plug that the Senatrice inserts as she sits behind her desk ordering around the new interns.

by So what if it was!reply 4310/10/2020

I'm his Depends undergarments.

Why does he only have one pair? I have been washed and dried, washed and dried, wash and dried and often washed and not even dried.

A few times I haven't been washed at all.

by So what if it was!reply 4410/10/2020

We are the pool boys. There’s no pool.

by So what if it was!reply 4510/10/2020

I'm the offshore bank account funded by Oleg Deripaska

I'm also the .jpgs of the Senatrice cavorting with божьи коровки

In other words, I'm the carrot AND the stick

by So what if it was!reply 4610/10/2020

Ladybird's Inner Sanctum "Interview Room."

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 4710/10/2020

I'm the dry cleaning budget, those petticoat stains really add up.

by So what if it was!reply 4810/10/2020

Interns are told to remember this photo when asked by the salt-of-the-earth types back home if Ladybird liked pussy.

They are instructed to say, "Yes, I know for a fact that the Senatrice LOVES pussy, and I ain't lyin', sir."

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 4910/10/2020

R47, all that's missing is the princess phone (which she dials with a pencil)

by So what if it was!reply 5010/10/2020

I am the "massage oil" in Ladybird's office "workout" room.

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 5110/10/2020

I am the music played over the Graham campaign's office sound system:

Toby Keith, Wayne Newton, and the soundtracks to FOLLIES, MAME, GYPSY and PAJAMA GAME.

by So what if it was!reply 5210/10/2020

R37 needs to start signing his posts the “u jelly” troll.

Nobody’s jealous of that dope. Get some new material.

by So what if it was!reply 5310/10/2020

R47 that’s the new bed since he remodeled. Here’s Lindsay relaxing in his previous bed.

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 5410/10/2020

R52, maybe replace Toby with Kenny Chesney, especially after that "conference" they both attended in Barbados in 2011 that left Ladybird with such a sunburn on the soles of his feet and backs of his legs from the beach meetings - a real mystery.

Toby, after all, turned the Senatrice down for a "contribution" to what he calls her "personal little pink piggy bank."

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 5510/10/2020

I'm the phone call from Trump. I am nowhere to be found.

by So what if it was!reply 5610/10/2020

I am the photographs of Senators John McCain and Cory Gardner that Lindsay moons over.

by So what if it was!reply 5710/10/2020

I'm Auntie Bellum, his drag name, also used on hook up sites.

by So what if it was!reply 5810/10/2020

The Intern from Bob Jones U. is quite smitten with La Senatrice and is desperately trying to control his urges.

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 5910/10/2020

I'm the Chief of Staff.

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 6010/10/2020

Poor guy at r59 finally finding relief.

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 6110/10/2020

Young 'Volunteers' wearing their masks.

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 6210/10/2020

The mature menz ready to campaign for Lindz too.

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 6310/10/2020

^^ Lindz is probably thinking: "What use are all these bottoms??"

by So what if it was!reply 6410/10/2020

Lindz seeks "diversity" volunteers to show in the campaign ads.

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 6510/10/2020

I'm the black rubber gimp costume hanging in Lady G's closet for those special visits to the White House!

by So what if it was!reply 6610/10/2020

I am the convertible that rides the okra festival parade queen.

Offsite Link
by So what if it was!reply 6710/10/2020

I’m the signed underwear of Brett Kavanaugh.

by So what if it was!reply 6810/10/2020

I'm one of Brett's old beer steins, which I lovingly caress every hour

by So what if it was!reply 6910/10/2020

R9 what heavy set Slavic man?

by So what if it was!reply 7010/10/2020

I'm the rubber gloves given out to any male staffer who wants to see and touch the ladybugs.

by So what if it was!reply 7110/16/2020

Menz! Menz! I mean business!

by So what if it was!reply 7210/16/2020
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Don't you just LOVE clicking on these things on every single site you visit? I know we do! You can thank the EU parliament for making everyone in the world click on these pointless things while changing absolutely nothing. If you are interested you can take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT and we'll set a dreaded cookie to make it go away. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!