Chris Evans reveals ghastly potpourri of tattoos as he goes shirtless on Instagram Story

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I’d still fuck him.

Potpourri? More like refrigerator magnet collection.

Hot guys need to STOP ruining their bodies with tattoos!! Just stahhhppp it already!!

The chest tattoo is ok I guess but what’s up with those cum dripping looking tattoos all over his tors

Tragic.

Damn, I just saw his story. Why did he ruin his beautiful body like that? Tragic indeed.

Masshole. Can't fight nature.

Personally, I want henna tattoos and art to become more of a trend. Make it a fashion statement that can change with your outfits / moods and they are not permanent.

They just need to be able to formulate something so you can get more than one color. That's the only drawback.

I think this should be some sort of law - you have to get a henna tattoo of what you want first, then, after a few weeks, you can get it permanently if you still like it.

Money is no object- make my body look like the back of a children’s menu at an Italian restaurant!

Oh no, baby, what is you doin'?

The one on his pec everyone was saying was an eagle looks more like a phoenix or griffin, maybe a dragon

The one below his navel looks like one of Nelson’s lions in profile

It does look like he’s picking them off pub signs

"Ghastly potpourri of tattoos"

-Hilarious

I know that the tattoos are hideous, but that torso and upper body are a work of art, as is his face; not to mention that the overall proportions of his body are neat perfect. The only defect I can find in him are the bony, thin legs... Work harder on thos, Chris, and you will be near perfect!

As an actor you'd think you'd want to keep tats to a minimum, as tats wouldn't be appropriate for most of the parts you'd be playing and you would be shirtless in many of them (if you look like him). You can always cover them with makeup, but what an unnecessary pain in the ass that would be.

Just a litany of bad decisions. No wonder he ended up in the acting profession.

I think they're great.

And he’s the smart Chris. I’d hate to see what Pratt is covering.

Those tats would be the last thing on your mind once he started unfurling that dick. GURL BYE

More clueless clip art.

o dear, so fug....unreal, and i thought he had taste (guess its alll in his arse hole)

Gak, I dont like him anymore..

Alwys knew adam levine was a dunce, but not mr evans.

Chris Evans’ acting career has earned him 80 million dollars r16.

What is your net worth?

I'm sure Chris is despondent about being rich and sexy and would love to trade places with a datalounge cellar dweller.

R15, actually, a movie or TV actor/model showing bare skin will almost always go through a body-makeup application due to issues with lighting and to create an even tone onscreen, regardless of how their body looks. And don't believe for a second these people don't have stretch marks, spots, tan-lines and scars like the hoi polloi. They're hiding all the same crap we do. So him having tattoos isn't really a big deal in the industry. I learned that from an industry friend.

R12 I thought it was Pegasus in op’s photo. Whatever it is, it’s a shame it’s on his body!

YUCK!!💩💩💩💩💩

That's it, boys! Gnash those teeth! Rattle those walkers. If you shake your fists hard enough you'll get those damn kids off your lawns!

There’s a huge one that goes from under his armpit to his waist. I think it’s a tree.

I can't believe those tattoos are permanent.

Aw I like the cute little dog in the video. I’m surprised he didn’t jump into the pool, too.

He skipped leg day like a motherfucker.

*sigh*

Sweet Christ, are any of the Puritan spinster ladies on this thread under 85? I'm 37, and dumb tattoos are so commonplace on people under 45, that I *literally* don't even notice them on guys anymore. I am a whore and fuck one or two new guys a week, and more guys than not have a stupid tattoo or three. I don't even see them. If any of you (wannabe) whores ever saw a naked man under the age of 70 within the last 30 years or so, you'd realize they were normal. A shitty tat is not the end of the world, just don't fixate on them. Yes, the vast majority are stupid (I admit I'd get one, if I weren't so fickle and knew I wouldn't be remorseful the morning after,) but unless someone has facial tats, they're pretty easy to ignore. Besides, any of you lame-O's should be so lucky to get such a hot (and hung) motherfucker as Chris in front of you, naked. You'd turn THAT down? As if any of you are such a prize... I'll bet you bitches are fun at parties

I'm 84, twat

I dunno. I’m not offended by them. As r34 points out everyone has them. I guess if there is a special sentimental or aesthetic reason that’s great. But I think most people get them because everyone else has them. They’re boring.

There is nothing "ghastly" about Chris Evans. He is hot, hot, hot.

There was a time when nearly every gay man wore a pierced earring.

Today, hardly any do.

It's a hell of a lot easier to let an ear piercing heal than to remove multiple unsightly tattoos.

Ghastly. Just ghastly.

I'm with the eldergays on this one. There are plenty of hot guys with great tattoos, but his really do look like a random selection with no integration and zero thoughtfulness about placement. If youd told me he'd fallen asleep and a friend had drawn all over him with a sharpie, I'd have believed you.

If Chris Evans had become an interior designer

The tattoo shrieking is one of my favorite parts of DataLounge.

SHRIEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Quote]I admit I'd get one, if I weren't so fickle and knew I wouldn't be remorseful the morning after

You're such a hypocritical cunt r34. Ranting about how commonplace tattoos are and how everyone has them now and then admitting in the next sentence that you're a pussy who does not have any bc "you would be remorseful the morning after". Fuck off shithead!

SHRIEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ^

R43 eldergays HISSSSSSSSSSSS, not SHREEEEEEEIK

I'd lick him all over

He is gorgeous but I wonder about his mental state sometime. Maybe he's just very insecure.

I thought he was going to stop acting I hope he does it soon.

A permanent reminder of a temporary feeling

Oh Chris, REALLY. I'm SO disappointed in you.

Well, he's now on the downward slope. He's well past the middle of the Bible's span of life.

He lost the bloom of youth when he started those comic movies.

Thanks for your profound wisdom grandma ^

r52 He'll become a politician of some sort now. Wonder if he will represent California or Massachusetts?

Did he get his dong tattooed too?

He has been a part of all of these Marvel movies and more - how come he has only 80 million? I thought it would be in hundreds of millions

I dont think anyone here needs to tell us they don't like tats...it can be pretty much assumed at this point that eldergays like their men very conservative in appearance and recoil at body ink.

Someone just felt the need to comment on Tyga's tats. . .hunny he's a RAPPER and they all have them. Don't be redundant.

I'm really not a fan of those kind of random tattoos that look like someone's just scribbled all over the place - generally I only really like ink that is well positioned and physique-enhancing, which these aren't at all.

That said, it's Chris Evans - he's hot as fuck and I'd climb him like a tree, any of you who say you wouldn't are just full of shit.

It seems that accidental cock shot gave him a taste of exhibitionism and he liked it.

The Masshole just popped out.

I call this type of random body tattoo placement the scribble pad style.

He looks like a human Etch A Sketch.

Professional model Taylor J Phillips refuses to have a potpourri marked on his body.

masshole trash

I guess he changed his stance on appearing shirtless

I truly love chris evans, but holy fuck are those ugly!!

So do we take it that maybe during quarantine he was shacked up with a tattoo artist who was an apprentice and working towards their certification and need to practice and he was kind enough to volunteer? I thought those practice tattoos that Ethan did on Mark E. Miller were bad, but from what I can see these are atrocious.

If I'm not incorrect he has been holed up in his family compound outside Boston for the quarantine

After the decade commitment to Captain America, suddenly without the structure of regular work and new projects postponed, he may have started to go somewhat cray cray

Why would he fuck up his amazingly beautiful body like that?

I’m amazed that he is still in fantastic shape. Most celebrities pork out as soon as the shooting is over. Nice to see that he wants to keep his body in prime condition. Shame about the ugly tats.

I have always associated tattoo's with hepatitis.

Maybe in the 1930s, when you were young, r71

LOL R71 a coworker made me go to a tattoo parlor with her while we were on a business trip. She asked me what she should get, and I said, “I can’t tell you what you should get but I can tell you what you will get. You’re gonna get hepatitis.”

And she walked over to the artist and said, “SIR! My friend says you are going to give me HEPATITIS! Are you going to give me HEPATITIS?!”

He looked like he was going to murder me.

He doesn't deserve that face and body if that's how he treats them.

But I'd still do him.

R12 - I prefer the other spelling: gryphon.

Hep C is common with tattooing if certain precautions aren't meant.

Maybe in 1930 grandma, but it’s 2020 ^

The ancient geezer hysteria about tattoos is really something on Datalounge.

My dad got Hep C in the late 90’s from getting a tattoo. He got it in Antigua or St. Thomas or somewhere down there. I remember he had to get shots that he said were very painful and had terrible side effects. Mainly nausea and vomiting. He had to get them for like a year I think. Freaked me out.

There are people in grad school right now who weren't alive when this happened to your dad, R78. The tattoo industry has changed a lot in the last 10-15 years.

Wow he's got massive muscles. Is he juicing. "Quite big tits" and shoulders!

R79, As if routine procedures can't go awry.

r80 it's common knowledge that movie muscles are mostly roids. So are porn ones.

Well the roads didn't shrink his fat cock, so winning!

Dr. Drew, who I think is a quack most of the time, said something years ago that I've always kept close to me.

He said he didn't trust people with a lot of tattoos because they feel the need to use them to tell you who they are rather than actually say it.

To this day I won't date anyone with a lot of them. I don't mind one or two odd ones here and there that are maybe deeply personal and have a story or commemorate an event but a lot of horrible ones just weird me out and it makes me wary of the person.

MARY ^

Who?

He's a super star

'hey look at me, ive tatts on my body, i mean something, im an artistic, hey look at me !!!'

I can’t unsee a chicken’s face on his side at r29! 🐔

Since none of you want him, MORE FOR ME. You wont be looking at his tattoos in the heat of passion.

(R90) basically when most of these queens know they would fuck him if they had the chance.

I clicked on this thread expecting it to have been started sometime in 2015. I'm surprised this tattooing business hasn't run its course by now.

2010s will be the decade everyone jumped on the tattoo bandwagon and got trash tattoo. The gen after gen z will just laugh at how everyone ruined their bodies....that's if there isn't an advancement of tech that makes removing tattoos more simple.

He got the dog’s name tattooed on his tit. He’s bonkers.

[quote]Those tats would be the last thing on your mind once he started unfurling that dick.

Eh, we’ve seen his dick and it’s nothing to write home about.

R95 You’re going to send a postcard to your parents about Chris Evan’s dick?

My dads are gay so yes!

Does acting and being a big-time hollywood star make you go crazy or is being crazy a prerequisite to make it in that world?

Hes from Boston, need we say more ?

Eh, we’ve seen his dick and it’s nothing to write home about.

You really are a fucking idiot.

Evans’s tattooist has clarified that it is NOT an eagle tattooed on Chris’s chest.