What immediately turns you off in a porn scene. For me, it's spitting, hitting, and anyone that fake growls or Woofs.
Things in porn that ruin a scene for you.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | November 28, 2020 11:56 PM |
Bottoms who don't get hard and tops who have sponge-dick.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 5, 2020 10:42 AM |
Pimples on anybody's ass.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 5, 2020 10:43 AM |
Some guys have this weird protruding bone at the top of their asscrack. It's not super common, but when I see it that's it.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 5, 2020 10:44 AM |
The men watching straight porn and hearing screeching females.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 5, 2020 10:45 AM |
Any use of the phrases "breed me" "seed me" or "load me up".
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 5, 2020 10:45 AM |
🐞Ladybugs are MY calling card. Porn actors with the 'bugs' are not the same.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 5, 2020 10:55 AM |
There’s an annoying trend toward putting women (in non-sex roles) in gay porn, usually playing a wife or mother. It’s a complete dick-wilter and it needs to stop.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 5, 2020 11:02 AM |
R3, that is called a vestigial tail, and it is super-creepy.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 5, 2020 11:02 AM |
Licking their hand to lube cock, those little socklets that look like ballet slippers, huge moles or skin tags, looking at phone while jerking off, typing while jerking so that the arm always blocks the cock action, edging for hours on end, hairy men who just shave their pubes so it leaves a weird hairless triangle.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 5, 2020 11:03 AM |
Women.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 5, 2020 11:04 AM |
No kissing
Condoms
Pulling out for the cum shot
Spitting
Baseball caps, especially turned around backwards
Jock straps
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 5, 2020 11:07 AM |
R11 kissing between men is gross and beta. No thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 5, 2020 11:08 AM |
emotions
socks
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 5, 2020 11:08 AM |
Acne. Anal warts.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 5, 2020 11:11 AM |
I like jockstraps and baseball caps on a hot guy
R12 that is some primo psychological baggage you got
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 5, 2020 11:14 AM |
Prolapsing rectums. It’s time for a retread dear.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 5, 2020 11:17 AM |
Although it is less common these days, non-diegetic music ruins any scene.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 5, 2020 11:18 AM |
Bottoms who are overly dramatic. OMG OOHHHH OH MY GOD IT'S SO BIG.
Shut your fucking mouth already.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 5, 2020 11:18 AM |
Horrible dialogue - and any references to 'man cunts' 'man pussy' 'bussy' etc. Any homophobic dialogue like "Take my cock faggot". Actually tops who won't stop talking "Yeah! Take it. Oh yeah love that butt" just SHUT UP already.
I much prefer amateur porn anyway, you get a wider range of men and you can tell the guys are really into each other.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 5, 2020 11:20 AM |
When the fucking top isn't rock hard. Viagra is cheap, dumbasses. If you're not into it, either don't do it, or take a pill.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 5, 2020 11:21 AM |
Just when you think its safe to go back in the dating pool water, freaky ass cunts like R12 and R13 show up and spoil everything.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 5, 2020 11:22 AM |
Excessive dialogue, external cumshots, women, face snacking.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 5, 2020 11:25 AM |
Poor grammar.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 5, 2020 11:33 AM |
When they don't show the actual entry of top into bottom. There's a quick cut, then they're fucking - what the hell happened there?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 5, 2020 11:35 AM |
Not ruin necessarily, but the presence in a scene of books or dvds makes me try to read the titles and distracts from the sex. I can't help it.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 5, 2020 11:36 AM |
dirty feet
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 5, 2020 11:38 AM |
When they try to make an actual story, but the acting is just so bad it's comical.
"Oh, I guess my pizza is here. Hey, you're a really sexy pizza delivery guy."
"Oh thanks, you too. Can I have a tip?"
"Sure (pulls out dick) here's your tip right here."
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 5, 2020 11:41 AM |
R20 you sound faggy: topping is about dominance. Nobody wants to see a masc top kiss a faggot. That’s beta and gay.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 5, 2020 11:47 AM |
Outdoor sex scenes. Can only think of mosquitos
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 5, 2020 11:51 AM |
Shaved bodies Too much muscles Silly haircuts Those stupid socks that look like the ones they give in hospital Overstyled eyebrows Piss Piercings Twinks Leather Small penises Fat queens Scenes in showers or pools Women
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 5, 2020 11:53 AM |
Sorry for the lack of punctuation, I had typed it as a list
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 5, 2020 11:55 AM |
The handle "Pissfag" says all there is to know about the mental/psychological state of its owner. Avoid at all costs and run for your life.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 5, 2020 11:59 AM |
R33 yeh I blocked that thing a long time ago.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 5, 2020 12:01 PM |
Dirk Caber's maniacal, frightening cackle
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 5, 2020 12:16 PM |
Anyone looking for a good laugh should check out Griffin Barrows' non-studio porn. He is so obnoxious. I'm pretty sure he's on the autism spectrum...and possibly mentally handicapped.
The sad thing is, in terms of looks he's just my type. But as soon as he opens his mouth my dick shrivels up.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 5, 2020 12:17 PM |
I agree with R12/R13. Gay porn shouldn't be like breeder porn. Kissing is lame, beta, and faggy. Most recip turns me off: bottoms are just faggots, holes to be used. I have ZERO interest in a bottom's pleasure or orgasm in porn. And I say this as a strict bottom myself. I just want to see the top use the bottom faggot like the inferior cumdump he is.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 5, 2020 12:27 PM |
Females
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 5, 2020 12:29 PM |
Dirty feet, leaving socks on even though you are naked. Rimming. All gross.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 5, 2020 12:31 PM |
R20 there's literally nothing hotter than a masc top calling a bottom a faggot and feminizing him by calling him out for having a macunt or boipussy.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 5, 2020 12:32 PM |
Your schtick might have been cutting edge and trendy in 1970, R37, but it just sounds completely lame right now.
For added lameness factor, why not don your leather vest and assless chaps and head over to the nearest Village People concert. You'll fit right in.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 5, 2020 12:32 PM |
R39 I agree tops rimming bottoms is beta and faggy. Total dick wilter.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 5, 2020 12:32 PM |
Earrings
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 5, 2020 12:34 PM |
CAFTANS
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 5, 2020 12:34 PM |
Well, they just about ALL say it, but when the top says "Suck that dick" and not "Suck my dick," I'm out. It sounds like he referring to an object, not something that's part of him.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 5, 2020 12:46 PM |
Incest, "straight", homophobia in general.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 5, 2020 1:01 PM |
R46 = uppity faggot. Take that dick in your asspussy, boy.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 5, 2020 1:12 PM |
Diarrhea
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 5, 2020 1:29 PM |
The Men.com thing where they have a woman in the scene who is supposed to be the "straight" guy's wife and keeps popping back in while the "gay" guy is having sex with him.
e.g., "Not in front of my salad!"
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 5, 2020 1:32 PM |
"fuck yeah!" on endless loop
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 5, 2020 1:33 PM |
When clothes suddenly magically come off in a cut scene. I look watching a guy being undressed, and when they cut that, it annoys the fuck out of me.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 5, 2020 1:34 PM |
When a guy, but especially one billed as straight is sucking dick, show us his cock as well. I want to know if he's hard or soft will giving CPR to another man's cock.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 5, 2020 1:34 PM |
Guys who squeal and screech like women while bottoming. If you are going to take it like a man, sound like one.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 5, 2020 1:38 PM |
Endless clinical closeups up of penetration. Too many cutaways so that you never get into the action - or lose track of who’s who in the scene.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 5, 2020 1:42 PM |
Foreskin
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 5, 2020 1:52 PM |
I hate pulling out to cum. Would rather see the top's dick pulse while he cums inside, then let the cum drip out when he's done.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 5, 2020 1:57 PM |
Actors looking at or being conscious of the camera.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 5, 2020 2:01 PM |
Thanks R29 - but as someone who has actually topped in porn, unlike you I expect, I know what I'm talking about.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 5, 2020 2:34 PM |
Not a fan of excessive noise, it has to sound natural and not forced. It's also annoying when it's very one-note - Damien Crosse is a consistent offender for this, he just goes "uh uh uh uh uh uh uh" constantly and it's so off-putting regardless of whether the actual fucking is hot.
I'm not a fan of excessive tattoos or really hairy shoulders/backs/butts.
Dicks that look sore. You know what I mean.
Prolapse assholes are definitely a scene ruiner.
Not into watching any fucking where neither of them seem into it, whether it's the bottom who looks like they are just in discomfort or pain the whole time, or a top who is so thoroughly disengaged they might as well be sticking their cock into a pile of jello. If they are not into it, I'm not into it.
Not a fan of degradation at all, slapping round the face, spitting in the face etc.
I don't personally like feminine lingerie, although I am a fan of other gear like jockstraps, harnesses etc.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 5, 2020 2:34 PM |
[quote] Dicks that look sore. You know what I mean.
I agree with this one. Your dickhead isn't supposed to be red. Stop doing blow/meth and jerking off for 12 hours solid before your shoot. It looks gross.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 5, 2020 2:38 PM |
R58 I’m a total bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 5, 2020 2:39 PM |
Tattoes, bush, too much armpit hair
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 5, 2020 2:53 PM |
“Let me give you a blowjob”
“No! I ain’t gay.”
“Come on.”
“Well..... OK.”
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 5, 2020 2:55 PM |
PORN itself is ruined. Was it the virus? All that posed cock day after day? I don't know. But now I get off looking at mugshots. Some of the dudes are so intense. I know it's probably one of the worst days in their lives. But some guys just look into the camera with such bravery, Just how they might look at somebody they want to fuck. There's a movement afoot to take down published mugshots, and I understand it, but I'll be sorry to see that day Don't judge
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 5, 2020 3:15 PM |
[quote] Too much muscles
r31 = Janet Weiss
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 5, 2020 3:20 PM |
Role-playing porn where there clearly isn’t a budget for wardrobe. I especially hate seeing a performer in a business suit that is a few sizes too big.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 5, 2020 3:25 PM |
Guys with large, runny boils on their necks.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 5, 2020 3:32 PM |
Tunnel holes, rosebuds, fisting, and guys that push a load out of their holes.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 5, 2020 3:44 PM |
Unkempt fingernails and/or toenails.
Hemorrhoids or other anal skin tags.
Nipple piercings, piercings on the cock or near the asshole (nasty).
Dirty feet.
Drag queen eyebrows.
Those awful ankle socks. Once I saw a guy wearing them while getting fucked on his back, and they were covered in cat hair. Just take off the socks!!
Scenes where someone's hagged-out "mother" is showing up.
Tops (or guys receiving oral) who can't get hard.
Crapping/farting out the cum wad afterward.
Spitting at any time.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 5, 2020 3:47 PM |
... and all those goddamned tattoos. All these stupid guys are looking like lizards.
It's TRAYSH!. TRAYSH, I tell you!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 5, 2020 3:52 PM |
R64 forgot to sign her post. How’s your mussy today, Momma?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 5, 2020 3:57 PM |
Spitting.
Gagging. (I don't want to watch you practising deep-throathing. If you can't do it, don't!)
Men who suck dick like women. (I.e. just having it in your mouth and gagging on it, but not actually [italic]sucking[/italic] it.)
People who waste time not actually sucking the cock. (You're supposed to SUCK it.)
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 5, 2020 4:02 PM |
Unrelated, but I had to call to change the internet to our new condo and it was obvious the Spectrum operator was new and kept breathing, grunting and gasping on the phone while coordinating the task on his PC. He had a breathy voice that was friggin HAWT.
If my husband wasn’t in the other room I might have fapped the entire time.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 5, 2020 4:09 PM |
Professionally produced porn is not a turn on at all for me anymore. Shaved androgynous passionless beings - blech. I really only enjoy amateur, especially anonymous scenarios, or real hidden camera, however please turn off the TV/radio, especially if there is straight porn on and I can hear some screaming twat in the background. Also put the damn cat/dog in another room. And please stop shaving your pubic hair -a trim will do! It's so gross.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 5, 2020 4:17 PM |
R74 post some of those amateur videos here. I agree that good amateur porn is better than pro porn, but it’s so hard to track down the good stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 5, 2020 4:23 PM |
R72 is telling you NOW so she doesn’t have to tell you THEN.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 5, 2020 4:27 PM |
Nelly voices, shaved pits/crotch, unexpected MTF, surprise fisting, dog barking/crying, ass to mouth, foot worship, human waste, & extreme violence.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 5, 2020 5:14 PM |
Asians
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 5, 2020 5:24 PM |
rimming
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 5, 2020 5:25 PM |
Guys that read their dialogue in an queeny, overly affected way and sound like a floozy from an old B movie.
I juuuuuuust got out of prison and I’m soooooooo horny.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 5, 2020 5:38 PM |
Fake moaning and groaning and I know it shouldn't but the site of a biohazard or scorpion tattoo is an instant click to next video.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 5, 2020 5:40 PM |
Are/were you a name anyone here would recognize R20? Just curious.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 5, 2020 5:43 PM |
One of the funniest things I've seen in porn was a SeanCody model getting creampied and saying, "Oooo, it's so warm!" The delivery was hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 5, 2020 6:28 PM |
R80, Seriously?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 5, 2020 6:49 PM |
Weird sports gear. I clicked on a video a few weeks ago and a guy sauntered out wearing one of those padded boxing helmets. Uh, ok... Though it was probably for the best as the guy turned out to be dick-wilter Adam Russo.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 5, 2020 6:53 PM |
R82, what does a scorpion tattoo mean?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 5, 2020 6:56 PM |
Bahahaha, good call, R78, "unexpected FTM" - baaaaarf!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 5, 2020 6:57 PM |
i'm tired of sex being meted out as punishment...some twink is caught "spying" on a top or stealing something of his only to be fucked/force fed dick as a corrective measure.
I also don't understand the fake incest thing...intergenerational fucking can be plenty hot, but why add the family dynamic? Most scenes don't even go all the way, casting the older guy as a stepfather or family friend.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 5, 2020 6:58 PM |
Women, tattoos and FTMs.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 5, 2020 6:59 PM |
As R89 wrote, I can enjoy intergenerational sex and also like incest scenarios, but there's something very off-putting of scenes featuring twinks who are made up to appear under-aged and sometimes in "abusive" sex, often where they whine, beg or cry not to be fucked.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 5, 2020 7:13 PM |
[quote]made up to appear under-aged and sometimes in "abusive" sex, often where they whine, beg or cry not to be fucked.
You're talking about 99.8% of Japanese straight porn. 🇯🇵⛩️👺
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 5, 2020 8:24 PM |
Big, hangy-looking hemmorhoids. Constant repetition of the same sex talk. Gross-looking feet. Dingleberries, obviously. Ugly people.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 5, 2020 8:29 PM |
dirty feet x 100
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 5, 2020 8:33 PM |
The talking. It's so fake.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 5, 2020 8:55 PM |
Bareback porn fake laughing. 'Fuck, yeah - HA! HA! HA!'. So annoying. Adam Russo was a bid offender.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 5, 2020 9:10 PM |
The dumb gay for pay pornos with 50 twinks standing around fake cheering while two twinks go at it.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 5, 2020 9:22 PM |
Guys who start moaning and groaning the second the other guy's mouth touches his cock.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 5, 2020 10:43 PM |
[quote] Big, hangy-looking hemmorhoids.
What kind of porn are you watching? I’ve never seen this, ever. Thankfully.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 5, 2020 10:56 PM |
Armond Rizzo.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 5, 2020 10:58 PM |
It's supposed to be another poz tattoo R87 or at least that's what the internet in all it's wisdom says.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 5, 2020 11:05 PM |
When they speak, and flaming purses fall out of their mouths (or other inflamed orifices on display).
by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 5, 2020 11:17 PM |
Drag queens and/or women in “non-speaking roles”.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 5, 2020 11:20 PM |
Too much story, weird music or artsy fartsy production.
Felching or fisting
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 5, 2020 11:23 PM |
Peanut butter bottoms
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 5, 2020 11:24 PM |
Profanity. I enjoy watching but al the swearing is offensive. So many f bomds.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 5, 2020 11:25 PM |
Whenever the tops check for the camera in the middle of thrusting.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 5, 2020 11:29 PM |
Amateur porn with pop music or blaring TVs playing in the background.
Queens with yappy small dogs that either bark non stop in another room or get on the bed or walk around mid-action.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 5, 2020 11:30 PM |
Gay for pay and any scene involving twinks they're just creepy.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 5, 2020 11:30 PM |
Most of it lately. It’s just not worth the trouble.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 5, 2020 11:33 PM |
I agree, R106.
I'm a fellow prude. I hate it when they exclaim that four letter word for excrement whilst ramming the other's excretory canal.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 5, 2020 11:41 PM |
Most porn is gross.
A beautiful naked aroused man is incredibly erotic; but the act of fucking - while it obviously feels wonderful - is actually sort of absurd to watch. There aren't very many angles that don't make me as a viewer feel like a phantom proctologist. And the soundtracks to these things are almost universally vile, from the tacky music to the constant "fuck yeah...fuck yeah!" or homophobic-sounding profanity. Not to mention all the "straight jock" BS where the guys go at it as if they're essentially blowing their noses. Or the piles of clothes left on the floor.
I have come to really prefer erotic photography, where the lighting, settings and body language are all far more professional, the men are not only beautiful but look aroused and I don't have to listen to them not being able to act.
Kristen Bjorn is about the only porn studio I can think of that attempts to create scenes that seem erotic and well-photographed. The fact that the cast usually are not English speaking helps a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 5, 2020 11:46 PM |
[quote]Peanut butter bottoms
What is a peanut butter bottom?
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 6, 2020 12:22 AM |
Anything having to do with feet or footwear.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 6, 2020 12:41 AM |
R113, Any man named Skippy, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 6, 2020 1:07 AM |
I looooove dirty feet and fingernails. I really do. Even better if I can imagine the guy stinking a little. Sorry.
I HAAAAATE:
Pierced dicks & nipples. Shaved pubes. (I will immediately turn it off.) Queeny bottoms whining while getting fucked. Spitting on the bottom’s asshole and then licking it. (WHAT IS THE POINT. You’re just licking up your own cold spit now. WHY?) Queeny pop/dance music. Brightly colored jock straps or bikini briefs. Too many tattoos of any kind. Hairy beefy “bear” types. That cheesy buzzed-up-the-sides haircut. ENOUGH.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 6, 2020 1:28 AM |
And all of the above are reasons why I usually prefer classic porn (pre-videotape) over contemporary porn. The best current porn is Chaos Men and Broke Straight Boys, if I can find performers who can refrain from doing most of the list above.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 6, 2020 1:30 AM |
Leather harnesses, spit, boots that had to be put back on after they were fully naked, ugly feet
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 6, 2020 1:39 AM |
I prefer amateur as long as it's not gross and that you can actually see and hear what's going on.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 6, 2020 1:40 AM |
limps
one arm shorter than the other
by Anonymous | reply 120 | October 6, 2020 1:54 AM |
What in the Quasimodo hell kind of porn site have you been visiting, R120.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 6, 2020 2:03 AM |
Pretending to rim, when it's completely obvious one or all partners aren't doing it.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 6, 2020 3:02 AM |
Professional porn...Amateur is best.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 6, 2020 3:03 AM |
The presence of Billy Santoro's botoxed face.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 6, 2020 4:15 AM |
femme gay guys
by Anonymous | reply 125 | October 6, 2020 4:17 AM |
R112 You are a connoisseur and an aesthete!
We're now able to expect higher standards of erotica because there so much of it so freely variable over these last 15 year or so. We have the traditional gay erotica but also the erotic private selfies by increasingly flirty heterosexual men.
We're now able to expect higher standards because we notice so many more things that are a 'turn-off' rather than a 'turn-on'. And that makes me think I agree with you in preferring erotic photography over erotic movies in that all those jarring turn-offs can be controlled and removed.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | October 6, 2020 4:19 AM |
- Vaginas - Prolapsed anuses - Dirty feet - Limp dicks
by Anonymous | reply 127 | October 6, 2020 6:34 AM |
Surprise bootlicking. I understand bowing to the top's feet that whole dominance/submission thing, but when the sub starts licking the top of the guy's boot then the then the top lifts his foot and he starts licking the bottom with the dirt and guck on it.
Nasty!
by Anonymous | reply 128 | October 6, 2020 6:44 AM |
if theyr hairy
by Anonymous | reply 129 | October 6, 2020 9:41 AM |
Can't watch a scene that includes someone who died.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | October 6, 2020 9:51 AM |
Condoms.
And guys who blow then refuse to savor the cum.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | October 6, 2020 10:48 AM |
I like gay porn that’s actually gay. So, give me all the queeny voices, effeminate mannerisms, and drag queens in non-sex roles and keep the jock straps, baseball caps, and talk of “girlfriends” and “wives” away from me.
I also like porn with a storyline, production values, and a bit of humor. I need to be more broadly entertained and am not interested in amateur porn with bad lighting in some dingy little apartment.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | October 6, 2020 11:01 AM |
You know you're getting old when you watch porn and start to look and critique the decor rather than the action.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | October 6, 2020 11:05 AM |
Eating fudge
by Anonymous | reply 134 | October 6, 2020 11:53 AM |
People like R37 are the complete opposite of sexy. Probably awful in and out of bed.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | October 6, 2020 12:11 PM |
Did they die during the scene, R30?
by Anonymous | reply 136 | October 6, 2020 12:12 PM |
'roid backne
twinks
shaved body parts
bottoms who don't even wince when a giant cock slips inside them
by Anonymous | reply 137 | October 6, 2020 1:19 PM |
Bald guys, condoms, sex in the kitchen, sex in the bathroom, sex outdoors, an overabundance of tattoos, pissing, sex with more than three people, sex with people wearing too much clothing (Men At Play), and guys who pretend to be straight (I've never done this before but I'll try...)
by Anonymous | reply 138 | October 6, 2020 3:07 PM |
When the dude is jerking the dick while he's sucking it. Bitch, I don't want to watch your fucking hand. I want to watch the DICK. Stop obscuring the view of the cock, you fucking idiot!!!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | October 6, 2020 10:49 PM |
Guys getting barebacked and begging for loads because they just sound desperate on top of being obviously damaged.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | October 7, 2020 1:12 AM |
High pitched moaning bottoms who sound as if a 1000 purses fell out of their mouth. Complete turn off.
Bottoms calling their tops daddy.
Shaved pubes to the point of being smoother than a new born.
Post scene interview. How was it for you Joe..would you come back etc. Keep up the illusion/fantasy fellas.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | October 7, 2020 2:35 AM |
R136, that gives new meaning to the term "fucked to death".
by Anonymous | reply 142 | October 8, 2020 1:37 AM |
Long(-ish) acrylic fingernails. I've seen this on an otherwise hot, masc black top (!) from Blacksonboys. And he put those talons into the poor bottom's hole!
Camera angles that result in a close-up of someone's foot soles. I actually get turned on by feet sometimes, but I prefer to look at them from a safe distance as there's usually something unsavoury going on down there. Plus, those camera angles are weird and unaesthetic anyway.
Hearing the director/camera man giving instructions in the background. Seriously?! If you expect me to pay for your porn (yes, I did), do your fucking job and cut that shit or re-shoot the scene without the babbling.
On a related note: bad editing. When the top tells the bottom to bend over, I don't wanna see them do it missionary style in the next scene.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | October 8, 2020 7:34 AM |
masculine men lusting after masculine men. Two mirrors fucking
by Anonymous | reply 144 | October 8, 2020 10:06 AM |
Pasty pink flesh tones in close up
by Anonymous | reply 145 | October 8, 2020 3:11 PM |
[quote]I need to be more broadly entertained and am not interested in amateur porn with bad lighting in some dingy little apartment.
It's funny to think how we're actually seeing a lot of their real apartments now in the age of COVID.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | October 9, 2020 12:44 AM |
^ Though I've noticed occasional signs on the back of doors which makes me think the pornographers have hired a hotel room
by Anonymous | reply 147 | October 9, 2020 12:50 AM |
Dildos....lately Lucas Ent (yes, I know) has a dildo Moment. It is boring.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | October 9, 2020 12:52 AM |
Faking interest in the other guy with moans and groans, while your dick shows absolutely NO interest at all.
That, and all the tedious ANAL CLOSEUPS. SO mechanical, no passion, no seduction. Just mechanics...
by Anonymous | reply 149 | October 9, 2020 1:14 AM |
Ooooh oooooh...has anyone said vaginas yet??
by Anonymous | reply 150 | October 9, 2020 1:16 AM |
This will sound strange, but I used to be really hot for this straight porn guy, then in a scene he had a band-aid on his leg and that's all I could focus on and I completely lost interest in him after that.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | October 9, 2020 1:26 AM |
That amateur anon bullshit that's just sad.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | October 9, 2020 2:55 AM |
Even worse if faked studio “amateur” porn
by Anonymous | reply 153 | October 9, 2020 6:00 AM |
*is.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | October 9, 2020 6:00 AM |
Yeah, dildos. WTF you got a divk. Use it.
The girlie moaning is an instant dick wilter, but the "fuck, yeah" over and over sucks as well.
Horrible sterile environments. I know I'm here to see dick, but can we get a bit of ambiance once in a while?
by Anonymous | reply 155 | October 9, 2020 7:41 AM |
[quote]Amateur porn with pop music or blaring TVs playing in the background.
I discovered the band Clap Your Hands Say Yeah because some dude was getting fucked to it blasting in the background.
I hate outdoor scenes.
I don't mind piss play but the actual swallowing is a turn off.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | October 9, 2020 8:06 AM |
Porn is worthless without good ole pee pee.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | October 9, 2020 8:35 AM |
A storyline.
Like, who is interested in that aspect.
Using the phrase man pussy to describe their ass.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | October 9, 2020 8:44 AM |
Foot play that lasts longer than a minute. I know it's a common fetish, but it's very much not one of mine. If you're directing your models to lick feet and suck toes for 10 minutes before paying any attention to cock or ass, you should market that as fetish porn not mainstream.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | October 9, 2020 10:24 AM |
I've never watched porn and felt it was improved or enhanced by music. Why is music even in porn? Did anyone ever get hard listening to music?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | October 9, 2020 10:38 AM |
Vagina.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | October 9, 2020 10:40 AM |
Calling your ass a pussy, huge turn-off
by Anonymous | reply 162 | October 9, 2020 11:38 AM |
Shaved butts and crotches
by Anonymous | reply 163 | October 9, 2020 12:05 PM |
Ridiculous positions that no one in real life would ever do
by Anonymous | reply 164 | October 9, 2020 12:45 PM |
I don't get the butt slapping. Obvious, fake moaning and fake dirty talk also turn me off.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | October 9, 2020 12:47 PM |
Leather
by Anonymous | reply 166 | October 9, 2020 12:47 PM |
over the top fake moaning and dirty talk obviously but also complete silence .... like when all I can hear is the bed springs creaking or some shit. There has to be a happy medium.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | October 9, 2020 12:55 PM |
when a guy is eating ass and the top poops in his mouth accidentally.....hate when that hppens to me
by Anonymous | reply 168 | October 9, 2020 1:45 PM |
Shaved pubes will ruin it for me. Makes dick look smaller, not bigger. And frankly, it looks like sex with a minor, which is a BIG turn-off.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | October 11, 2020 3:34 AM |
Hair on the backs
by Anonymous | reply 170 | October 11, 2020 3:44 AM |
I like them to be real. I don't like a "performance" with fake moans and oohhs and aahhs. I want the real deal. Spontaneity.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | October 11, 2020 3:46 AM |
Sticky lube - like when the skin of the bottom sticks to the top when they’re banging.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | October 11, 2020 4:42 AM |
I totally get it, R151. Band-aids disgust me, especially the ugly brown ones.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | October 12, 2020 9:20 AM |
Anyone featuring a performer named Steele because they're all gross and fucked up.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | October 12, 2020 5:44 PM |
Shaved bodies, black on white, dirty feet, dirty houses
by Anonymous | reply 175 | October 12, 2020 10:54 PM |
^ Black on white is worse than white on black?
by Anonymous | reply 176 | October 12, 2020 10:58 PM |
Baseball caps, especially turned around backwards
R11 You need to get rid of your 90's porn, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | October 12, 2020 11:07 PM |
Cucumber sandwiches
by Anonymous | reply 178 | October 13, 2020 11:46 AM |
They are the same 176
by Anonymous | reply 179 | October 13, 2020 11:48 AM |
Guys mugging for the camera and amateur porn where every guy involved is watching the action through a phone camera.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | October 14, 2020 3:29 AM |
The presence of any woman or vagina at any point, clothed or unclothed. Also feminine moaning, especially from a masculine guy.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | October 14, 2020 3:32 AM |
I just remembered another one. In ostensibly amateur porn like Sketchy Sex where the cameramen are all extremely young MORONS who don’t know how to operate a camera and either don’t focus on the good stuff or think to zoom out every once in a while so we can see *who* the performers actually are.
Seriously, Sketchy Sex was so good when it started, but it’s gotten to be as annoying as FraternityX, and the guys they’ve been hiring to perform have gotten way grosser in a number of ways.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | October 14, 2020 3:57 AM |
Miss matched bedding
by Anonymous | reply 184 | November 11, 2020 11:50 AM |
Spitting, slapping, any of that puppy/furry bullshit and guys that look like they spend their lives offset in bathhouses and sex clubs taking on all comers.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | November 11, 2020 11:53 AM |
Camera on a tripod 10 feet away, poor shot composition, bodies cut off, faces hidden, too much of the ugly room in the shot, no lighting, long take take in the same position for 10 minutes of robotic sex. Cut to another long take of robotic sex in a different position, poor shot composition, no lighting, camera on a tripod for 10 feet away, for another 10 minutes...
by Anonymous | reply 186 | November 11, 2020 12:01 PM |
Prelubed paws and sticky fur.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | November 11, 2020 12:09 PM |
Repeated slow motion cum shots.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | November 11, 2020 12:17 PM |
No kissing? No watch.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | November 11, 2020 1:12 PM |
Discarded lube bottles
by Anonymous | reply 190 | November 11, 2020 1:31 PM |
An obvious straight man, rigid everywhere but his cock and disgusted by his scene partner touching him, while straight porn plays loudly off camera.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | November 11, 2020 3:00 PM |
I tell you what I hate too, is where there isn't enough room for the scene.
3 guys on a 2 seat sofa.
Two guys stuck behind a coffee table.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | November 12, 2020 9:37 PM |
Guys giving blow jobs to one another is much better than a woman giving a blowjob to a guy...
Because a woman with long hair giving a blow job to a guy drives me fucking crazy. The woman's long hair (or a guy's long hair) always gets in the way blocking the view of the dick. Get your goddamn hair out of the way!! The whole point of a blow job is to see the dick, the whole dick unobstructed.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | November 12, 2020 11:00 PM |
When they stop fucking and jerk themselves off to completion.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | November 13, 2020 12:31 AM |
Lisps
by Anonymous | reply 195 | November 13, 2020 12:53 AM |
Poppers.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | November 13, 2020 1:00 AM |
[quote]Because a woman with long hair giving a blow job to a guy drives me fucking crazy. The woman's long hair (or a guy's long hair) always gets in the way blocking the view of the dick. Get your goddamn hair out of the way!! The whole point of a blow job is to see the dick, the whole dick unobstructed.
There's also the fact that men are just better at it.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | November 13, 2020 1:05 AM |
Part of the appeal of a blowjob is visual, though, so the sex matters to the recipient.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | November 13, 2020 1:13 AM |
Not douching enough pre scene.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | November 13, 2020 2:57 PM |
women's boobs getting slapped: can someone explain why this became a technique in bed?
by Anonymous | reply 200 | November 13, 2020 3:24 PM |
Cut dicks and condoms.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | November 13, 2020 4:19 PM |
I watch a lot of gay porn and I am surprised at the number of ads featuring women and their vaginas (ew!). Where is their marketing department? It is called targeting your prospective clients....
by Anonymous | reply 202 | November 13, 2020 7:30 PM |
[quote] I don't get the butt slapping.
What gay planet do you live on?
by Anonymous | reply 203 | November 13, 2020 9:41 PM |
R202 I don't understand that either!
by Anonymous | reply 204 | November 13, 2020 9:43 PM |
Women, I want a woman in the White House but not in my gay porn.
The actors being too loud, and repetitive, you can only scream OH MY GOD so many times, I watch most porn with the sound muted.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | November 14, 2020 12:09 AM |
Shit. There was one scene in particular I saw with straight porn star Will Power, and he clearly had yellowish brownish shit on his ass hole. It's like he didn't even attempt to wipe his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | November 14, 2020 12:50 AM |
You like that big cock concha type of dialogue.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | November 14, 2020 9:04 AM |
^ I actually find that kind of dialogue hot...as long as a purse doesn’t fall out when they’re saying it!
by Anonymous | reply 208 | November 14, 2020 1:57 PM |
R208 I don't mind a bit of appreciative dialogue, it's when there's nothing else but.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | November 14, 2020 3:03 PM |
I just can't get into a scene if it's obvious the two guys are not into each other (or at least one of them clearly isn't into the other). Paycheck or no paycheck, not every guy can convincingly fake attraction to the other person just because it's their job. They can't even really get their dicks hard but instead just fluffed enough so that it "appears" as if they're turned on when they're really not. And then add in all the fake screaming and moaning and that's when I have to shut it off and find another video.
As others have stated, I actually think gay porn has become less hot over the years. I still have videos saved from 15 and nearly 20 years ago that still get me off far harder and faster than some of the stuff I'm downloading today (for many of the reasons stated in this thread).
by Anonymous | reply 210 | November 14, 2020 3:20 PM |
I think poor camera work is a turn off too.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | November 14, 2020 3:35 PM |
When someone is eating your ass, that is the wrong time to say "Oh, shit!"
by Anonymous | reply 212 | November 14, 2020 4:59 PM |
That's a faux Pas.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | November 14, 2020 10:38 PM |
Never showing the top's ass from behind.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | November 14, 2020 11:45 PM |
Pussy
by Anonymous | reply 215 | November 14, 2020 11:52 PM |
Having a woman involved specifically to establish that one or more of the male characters is nominally straight.
If a story is involved, I don't mind if ladies are present as characters, but not as part of the above scenario, which is simply insulting (and misogynistic).
by Anonymous | reply 216 | November 15, 2020 12:09 AM |
I seen a lot of porn lately where they don't show anyone's face, just the genitals smashing together. I need to see everyone's face to get aroused.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | November 15, 2020 12:13 AM |
look yes R217.
I do hate extensive filming of the action, in close up, but no face shots. I want to see the bottom reacting to the GOP's moves.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | November 15, 2020 4:28 AM |
Dirty feet.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | November 15, 2020 4:42 AM |
Towels on a concrete floor
by Anonymous | reply 220 | November 15, 2020 4:19 PM |
Actors who are obviously on drugs. I've seen videos where the bottom seemed so strung out I felt like I was witnessing a rape.
[quote]I watch most porn with the sound muted.
I sometimes try to combine a muted video with the audio from a video playing in another tab, but the timing rarely works out.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | November 15, 2020 6:32 PM |
This thread is pointless without pictures...
by Anonymous | reply 222 | November 16, 2020 5:29 PM |
Antimacassars
by Anonymous | reply 223 | November 21, 2020 1:40 PM |
Really only like amateur. Shut the damned TV/Radio off, put the dog/cat in another room and stop shaving your pubic hair off.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | November 21, 2020 3:02 PM |
Flat feet
Bad music
by Anonymous | reply 225 | November 21, 2020 3:09 PM |
Piles
by Anonymous | reply 226 | November 21, 2020 9:17 PM |
[quote] Antimacassars
WHAT?
by Anonymous | reply 227 | November 22, 2020 4:00 AM |
I never thought that not showing the top’s ass was enough to ruin a porn scene for me, but it is something I’m always hoping for, and I do get really frustrated when it doesn’t happen. There is no reason to hide the top’s asshole. In fact, it’s probably the one thing visually about a top in a fucking scene that’s basically guaranteed to be a turn-on for me. You can’t always count on the penis—they can let you down in a number of ways—but seeing a top’s asshole while he’s fucking is always a sure thing.
Sure, hairy is better than shaved/waxed/etc., but any top hole is better than none.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | November 22, 2020 4:03 AM |
Females
by Anonymous | reply 229 | November 22, 2020 4:04 AM |
Poppers! I watch a lot of amateur porn and the instant one or both guys start sucking on a bottle every few seconds I skip to another video.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | November 22, 2020 4:43 AM |
a dirty house or set
by Anonymous | reply 232 | November 23, 2020 3:37 PM |
Lube bottles
by Anonymous | reply 233 | November 23, 2020 3:39 PM |
Completely naked guys keeping their baseball caps on.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | November 23, 2020 3:48 PM |
Skin tags and moles around the neck.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | November 23, 2020 3:48 PM |
Skin tags on the anus.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | November 23, 2020 4:04 PM |
Pets coming into the scene. Put the cat out, stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | November 23, 2020 5:19 PM |
Foreskin!
by Anonymous | reply 238 | November 23, 2020 6:14 PM |
Creepy, fake-color contact lenses.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | November 23, 2020 6:32 PM |
Anything british royal family related. I'm only interested in fucking a man's ass, not princess dianas cooch.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | November 23, 2020 7:05 PM |
R240 - I can't say I've seen a lot of the British royal family in the porn I've seen!
by Anonymous | reply 241 | November 23, 2020 7:14 PM |
Tattoos with more than one sentence of text.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | November 23, 2020 7:59 PM |
[quote]Anything british royal family related.
In [italic]porn? [/italic] What??
by Anonymous | reply 243 | November 23, 2020 8:02 PM |
Dirty socks
by Anonymous | reply 244 | November 23, 2020 8:10 PM |
Tattoos in Old English script
by Anonymous | reply 245 | November 23, 2020 9:26 PM |
I love dirty socks. Makes me think they stink.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | November 24, 2020 12:42 AM |
Guys trying to pass their videos as "straight guys on video" where the "straight" guy keeps looking into the camera.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | November 24, 2020 7:13 AM |
Why would a guy who's straight (and an ex-con who needs money for drugs) looking into the camera be an issue?
by Anonymous | reply 248 | November 24, 2020 7:29 AM |
Because the camera is supposed to be hidden R248 but it's obvious it's not.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | November 24, 2020 9:28 AM |
[quote] Guys who squeal and screech like women while bottoming. If you are going to take it like a man, sound like one.
This one ^^^
Also shaved pubic hair. It makes the guy look pre-pubescent.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | November 24, 2020 10:06 AM |
Ass fucking. Ass eating.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | November 24, 2020 10:30 AM |
It’s the end of a scene. The top pulls out and re-positions to cum all over his scene partner’s face. The top has his eyes tightly shut in total concentration as he is jacking off (probably trying to imagine a woman). This goes on for what seems like forever. The model on the receiving end of the eventual load glances up with a slightly impatient and annoyed look...
by Anonymous | reply 252 | November 24, 2020 1:12 PM |
Something that doesn't necessarily ruin a scene but that I find silly and lame: "spanking" the hole during butt play.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | November 24, 2020 1:19 PM |
pimples on the face? maybe ok if the guys are young and don't look sickly
pimples on the back? see above.
Pimples from manscaping front or back or crack? NO. Maybe 1 or 2 is ok but it better be small.
Ruine: Open sores. Warts. Skin flaps. Suspected herpes blister.
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Boring porn with no energy exchange - no matter how beautiful the guys - no.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | November 24, 2020 1:42 PM |
Ugly tattoos. Gross loose looking holes.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | November 24, 2020 1:47 PM |
Spitting owns this thread for me. Shaved pubic hair is a close second.
Long tedious minutes sucking a flaccid dick, usually a sure indicator of a disinterested straight performer.
Very bad music.
Offscreen directions from the director, usually someone who speaks with a very unsexy voice. Complete boner killer.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | November 24, 2020 1:47 PM |
I hate when they turn right to the camera and start critiquing Cartesian dualism.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | November 24, 2020 1:55 PM |
Stupid set-ups for sex. Looking at the camera instead of their partner. Looking at their phone. WTF???
by Anonymous | reply 258 | November 24, 2020 1:59 PM |
hump backs
one arm longer than the other
by Anonymous | reply 259 | November 24, 2020 2:01 PM |
Another vote for pimples.
Particularly on an ass.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | November 24, 2020 2:51 PM |
When one of the performers has a biohazard or racist tattoo.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | November 24, 2020 3:55 PM |
Biohazard is a big turnoff.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | November 24, 2020 3:59 PM |
Especially when it's a bareback scene R262
by Anonymous | reply 263 | November 24, 2020 4:13 PM |
R263 or even worse.
A chemsex BB scene
by Anonymous | reply 264 | November 24, 2020 4:16 PM |
I don't like perfect shaved bodies, fake grunts and blindingly bright lighting. Or a jangly disco score thumping. Too much like a 'performance'.
I only like when it's a regular guy(s) and it looks like they propped a camera up on the furniture. Or had a third person film the action.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | November 24, 2020 4:24 PM |
Awful carpeting or hardwood flooring
by Anonymous | reply 266 | November 25, 2020 2:34 PM |
terrible kissing
by Anonymous | reply 267 | November 25, 2020 2:41 PM |
Stained furniture.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | November 25, 2020 2:50 PM |
R264, I assume that the chemsex participants are feeling something good, but watching a scene is such a bore. everyone is too spastic
by Anonymous | reply 269 | November 25, 2020 5:37 PM |
Confined spaces
by Anonymous | reply 270 | November 25, 2020 6:11 PM |
That awful "smacking" sound when the participants kiss.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | November 26, 2020 1:48 AM |
Discarded clothing
by Anonymous | reply 272 | November 26, 2020 4:12 AM |
Prancing
Mincing
Curtsying
Dialing phones with pencils
by Anonymous | reply 273 | November 26, 2020 4:52 AM |
Badly dubbed grunts.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | November 26, 2020 5:19 AM |
I hate it when I think the wrong guy tops.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | November 26, 2020 5:26 AM |
[quote]It’s the end of a scene. The top pulls out and re-positions to cum all over his scene partner’s face. The top has his eyes tightly shut in total concentration as he is jacking off (probably trying to imagine a woman). This goes on for what seems like forever.
Yeah, it's always disappointing when this happens. You'd think fucking a hole bareback, if you're sufficiently turned on, would be enough to make you cum hands-free without having to pull out and finish yourself off. But then, to be fair, who knows how many scenes per day some of these guys have to film, so maybe it's not as easy as we think.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | November 26, 2020 5:31 AM |
I hate it when the guy keeps talking, the guy's moan louder than the woman.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | November 26, 2020 5:34 AM |
R276 -true, but a little editing could make a huge difference.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | November 26, 2020 5:38 AM |
There are exceptions to almost all of these, but:
-The presence of any woman at all.
-Extended foot or nipple play.
-Long or weird hair.
-When it takes more than a minute for someone to get hard (if I’m attracted to a guy, I’m hard before I even touch my cock...).
-Prolapsed or leaking holes.
-A lack of kissing and/or mutual oral.
-Fetishizing a guy’s race or ethnicity.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | November 26, 2020 6:26 AM |
Subtitles
by Anonymous | reply 280 | November 26, 2020 9:32 PM |
Long hair and man buns.
Too many tattoos.
Dirty fingernails.
Dirty feet and toenails.
Bisexual scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | November 26, 2020 9:47 PM |
Pets
by Anonymous | reply 282 | November 26, 2020 10:24 PM |
Anyone wearing an iWatch.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | November 27, 2020 1:09 AM |
Tiny penises. Bottoms in real pain. Guys really bottoming for the first time. Guys who are obviously regretting it. Guys who look underage. Twin and "Brother" porn. Those penises. The ones that have been pushed back into the body until there is just a fleshy lump left. Disheartening,
by Anonymous | reply 284 | November 27, 2020 2:16 AM |
Outdoor scenes in the wind
by Anonymous | reply 285 | November 27, 2020 8:00 AM |
Long, untrimmed toenails. Ugh!!!
by Anonymous | reply 286 | November 27, 2020 1:14 PM |
Shaved pubes. Keep it natural or slightly trimmed if too unruly.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | November 27, 2020 1:20 PM |
Porn actors trying to act.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | November 27, 2020 4:18 PM |
Endless dialogue
by Anonymous | reply 289 | November 27, 2020 5:53 PM |
hairy bods, they aint beasts so SHAVE BB SHAVE
by Anonymous | reply 290 | November 27, 2020 5:55 PM |
Pounding without passion. Just because a guy is plugging away at another guy's hole doesn't make the scene hot if there's no chemistry between them, which always just makes me turn it off.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | November 27, 2020 6:19 PM |
Gay for pay performers and anyone named Caber, Steele, or Banks.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | November 27, 2020 8:44 PM |
Weird, forced laughter
by Anonymous | reply 293 | November 27, 2020 8:55 PM |
[quote] What are the things in porn that ruin a scene for you?
Over-familiarity. Familiarity breeds contempt.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | November 27, 2020 9:00 PM |
Bottoms who don’t have any facial expressions when they get fucked.
Dubbing in of oohs and ahhs and fuck mes that no one is the scene is actually saying
by Anonymous | reply 295 | November 27, 2020 11:50 PM |
Scenes where the actors have plucked all their body hair—like all of 80’s and 90’s porn
by Anonymous | reply 296 | November 27, 2020 11:51 PM |
Cant watch condom porn any more
by Anonymous | reply 297 | November 27, 2020 11:51 PM |
baked beans
more than three nipples
aswangs who bottom
overuse of split diopter shots
by Anonymous | reply 298 | November 28, 2020 12:45 AM |
The stupid porn studios that hire ugly whores with femmy faggot voices and then make them talk a lot....these morons have no clue what the majority of gay men like.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | November 28, 2020 12:53 AM |
when the man don't go up in the man
by Anonymous | reply 300 | November 28, 2020 3:08 AM |
One word: tattoos
by Anonymous | reply 301 | November 28, 2020 3:10 AM |
No rimming, this is most scenes from timtales, just stupid!
by Anonymous | reply 302 | November 28, 2020 3:17 AM |
GILFs
nested framing devices
Wil Wheaton
by Anonymous | reply 303 | November 28, 2020 3:43 AM |
A hairy hole
by Anonymous | reply 304 | November 28, 2020 3:49 AM |
Tops not matter how good looking who can't get and stay hard.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | November 28, 2020 3:59 AM |
Yes, I hate faffing about.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | November 28, 2020 4:08 AM |
Telegrams!
by Anonymous | reply 307 | November 28, 2020 4:19 AM |
When a top needs to finish with their hand in order to cum, stop casting those losers.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | November 28, 2020 4:21 AM |
Non touch cum shots
by Anonymous | reply 309 | November 28, 2020 4:27 AM |
cobwebs
by Anonymous | reply 310 | November 28, 2020 1:25 PM |
SCAT.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | November 28, 2020 2:16 PM |
No offense but when a women joins in.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | November 28, 2020 2:17 PM |
Pre op porn
by Anonymous | reply 313 | November 28, 2020 2:22 PM |
When it's advertised as "midget porn" and they use dwarfs instead!!
by Anonymous | reply 314 | November 28, 2020 2:23 PM |
The moment you realize the "straight" guy really is straight and not having fun.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | November 28, 2020 2:29 PM |
When someone says “buddy”. Stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | November 28, 2020 2:38 PM |
When it's advertised as "dwarf porn" and they use midgets instead!!
by Anonymous | reply 317 | November 28, 2020 2:53 PM |
Love me some spitting in the mouth / woof!
I hate hate HATE when a super hot scene is ruined with no sound except techno music
by Anonymous | reply 318 | November 28, 2020 2:57 PM |
Condoms
by Anonymous | reply 319 | November 28, 2020 2:58 PM |
When they pick up Vicks Vapo-rub instead of lube.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | November 28, 2020 2:59 PM |
Studio porn in general seems fake. I’ve seen room and behind the scenes to know the second the director says cut the moaning and everything stops and it was all for show. Hot amateur is the way to go for me
by Anonymous | reply 321 | November 28, 2020 2:59 PM |
Hsemaphrodites
by Anonymous | reply 322 | November 28, 2020 3:04 PM |
Guys who use terms like breed me, seed me, knock me up...etc and I know it's not kind to say but I can't watch known pos guys doing porn especially bareback porn.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | November 28, 2020 3:14 PM |
The fucking.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | November 28, 2020 3:32 PM |
The knitting
by Anonymous | reply 325 | November 28, 2020 3:51 PM |
The music....jeez
by Anonymous | reply 326 | November 28, 2020 4:26 PM |
Docking
by Anonymous | reply 327 | November 28, 2020 4:35 PM |
I pass on anything having to do with fisting, feet, piss, scat, smoking, masks, man buns, drag queen eyebrows, socks (especially those stupid ankle socks), unkempt fingernails and toenails, long hair, weird hairstyles, m obesity, piercings, tattoos, excess freckles and moles, baseball caps (especially backward), prolapses, shitting out cum, condoms, acne, bukkake, vocal background music, pets in the room, He-Man physiques, stretch marks, varicose veins, anyone who looks underage, women, cops, military, Mormons, straight porn playing in the background, rapey scenes like pretty much everything in Machofucker and TimTales, spitting, smacking faces, pain, leather gear, bootlicking, furries, dirty-looking asses, warts, extra nipples, button dicks, tapered dicks, tiny balls, cock rings, limp dicks, poppers, and white briefs that look like diapers. Just for starters.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | November 28, 2020 11:52 PM |
Plastic plants and flowers.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | November 28, 2020 11:54 PM |
Mentions of 'bussy' or 'boy pussy'.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | November 28, 2020 11:55 PM |
Pool boys or gardeners.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | November 28, 2020 11:56 PM |