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by Anonymousreply 30October 3, 2020 6:30 AM

Something something she stole his neck.

by Anonymousreply 1September 30, 2020 12:38 PM

"Almost there... Almost there...!"

by Anonymousreply 2September 30, 2020 12:38 PM

The Russians got one thing right.

by Anonymousreply 3September 30, 2020 12:42 PM

Dad and I on flight to Riyadh. Left Jared to fend for his faggoty ass self. Kids and Mel, sadly passed of instant CHI-NA Virus. MASAGA - Making Saudi Arabia Great Again!

by Anonymousreply 4September 30, 2020 12:44 PM

Ivanvka: I just got a promotion to Vice President.

Donald: She just sucked me off again.

by Anonymousreply 5September 30, 2020 12:48 PM

Her head is too small for her body. She's shaped like a bowling alley pin.

by Anonymousreply 6September 30, 2020 12:50 PM

R6 Her head was a normal size before the surgeon sanded away the law and pulled the three extra rows of top and bottom teeth.

by Anonymousreply 7September 30, 2020 12:52 PM

Now that my father wears heavy duty Depends with reinforced elastic in the leg openings we don’t have to change him after every “accident”.

One pair lasts all day long!

by Anonymousreply 8September 30, 2020 12:53 PM

Looks like a high priced call girl visiting a senile former john in the nursing home.

by Anonymousreply 9September 30, 2020 12:55 PM

“I’m full of hot cum right now!”

“And she didn’t get it at Jared’s.”

by Anonymousreply 10September 30, 2020 12:55 PM

"Incest is Best!"

by Anonymousreply 11September 30, 2020 12:58 PM

"No we were not...Stop accusing me of that, Tiffany"

by Anonymousreply 12September 30, 2020 12:59 PM

It’s all for you, Damien.

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by Anonymousreply 13September 30, 2020 1:06 PM

No white after Labor Day, dear.

by Anonymousreply 14September 30, 2020 1:18 PM

R13: Maria Avedici Santoya thanks you.

by Anonymousreply 15September 30, 2020 1:19 PM

She’s brave to wear a white pantsuit that close to him. She could get his face paint or hamberder drippings on it. Hillary wore a white pantsuit to the third debate so this was chosen as a fuck you statement. She’s a cunt. God I hate her.

by Anonymousreply 16September 30, 2020 1:22 PM

What they didn't know is that the people approaching them in plainclothes were about to serve them warrants for their arrests.

by Anonymousreply 17September 30, 2020 1:28 PM

I just ate her pussy!

by Anonymousreply 18September 30, 2020 1:31 PM

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TUESDAY

by Anonymousreply 19September 30, 2020 1:33 PM

"HACHACHACHA!"

by Anonymousreply 20September 30, 2020 2:09 PM

Judging by his smile, this photo was taken post “consultation”.

by Anonymousreply 21September 30, 2020 2:27 PM

Evil, ugly, stupid, greedy whore poses next to dirtbag rapist cocksucker grifter shitsuck of infinite cunt.

by Anonymousreply 22September 30, 2020 2:30 PM

We're thrilled to announce a surrogate is carrying our love child!

by Anonymousreply 23September 30, 2020 4:05 PM

What do you think he’s doing with his hands?

by Anonymousreply 24September 30, 2020 4:07 PM

Drumpf's inner thoughts...

"Must not grab her by the pussy"

"But I want to grab her by the pussy"

"If it weren't for me, she wouldn't have that pussy"

"So, it's half mine. I'm entitled to it"

by Anonymousreply 25September 30, 2020 4:59 PM

The Female Mini Me and the Original Orangutan Version Cackle About Destroying America.

by Anonymousreply 26September 30, 2020 5:05 PM

"After watching a 10 minute naked pole dance, Ivanka and Donald vowed to never again play Truth or Dare with Chris Christie."

by Anonymousreply 27September 30, 2020 5:47 PM

This was on debate night. And probably after they swapped spit. Ivanka might want to get her papers in order.

by Anonymousreply 28October 3, 2020 4:21 AM

"Donald shows off his new lifelike sex robot."

by Anonymousreply 29October 3, 2020 4:31 AM

"There is not an ounce of sincerity between the two of us"

by Anonymousreply 30October 3, 2020 6:30 AM
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