What is that thing on Trump's scalp?

The bot was malfunctioning mid-debate.

It's a rug.

Wtf, is that real?

Red tie in the Twitter pic - think it was a different day.

That Twitter thread says it's a shunt for hydrocephalus.

Kind of looks like it. Causes problems with gait and stance, which he has.

Whatever his team wanted to examine Biden for. That's what it is.

The President's Stim-o-Ceiver continues to function most excellently.

Micro SD card.

Chloroquine patch? He said he was taking it.

It's the receiver for Putin's remote.

Miniature butt plug.

Hmmm

croydon facelift strings

He rolled onto his KFC party pack while having a snack in bed. The foil coleslaw lid stuck to his head.

Did you see Kim Cattrall's response?

[quote]I think it’s a wig clip or a squashed silverfish bug.? When i was a studying in NYC living on the west side our rental apt toilet was full of them!

[quote]Symptoms such as an unsteady gait, cognitive impairment and urinary frequency or incontinence easily can be mistaken for Alzheimer’s disease or the dementia component of Parkinson’s disease. Often, however, they’re the result of normal pressure hydrocephalus.

[quote]NPH occurs slightly more frequently in men, typically those who are older than 60. It usually begins insidiously with gait disturbance – an ataxic gait that also may include difficulty initiating movement and turning corners. Cognitive issues include memory and slowness of thought. Urinary incontinence most often is unwitting.

[quote]A ventriculoperitoneal shunt is the treatment of choice, most often with a programmable shunt. Because over drainage can cause subdural hematoma, a programmable shunt allows the amount of CSF drainage to increase slowly over time, thus allowing the brain to adjust and to decrease the risk. Potential complications of ventriculoperitoneal shunt placement are infection, hemorrhage and shunt failure.

Probably tied to that Walter Reed visit?

He's a waterhead?

Ees nothing, ees definitely not kontrol chip. And not malfunktion either!

Ees fake news!

Russian Ohmibod

25th Amendment his ass!

So he literally has water on the brain?

Whatever it is you can be assured the contards will say it’s a transmitter/receiver to facilitate his constant communication with God.

He's obviously a fan of Bugsy on Below Deck Mediterranean

Frequent urination as symptom of NPH.

Hence the puffy Depends he wears.

Mood swings, inability to focus attention: more cognitive symptoms of NPH.

Nice to see this confirmed last night at the "debate."

Someone should check if there are 3 6's underneath it.

It's the result of an alien probe - like in Invaders from Mars.

Looks like duct tape to me.

A sales ticket.

No worries guys! That's just the remains of his tinfoil hat, sticking to the Aquanet. Totally normal, nothing to see here!

[quote]Urinary incontinence most often is unwitting.

Although Mr. Trump does have a history of interest in witting urinary incontinence.

I don't think shunts show externally. They're internal.

It's a security tag on his toupee which he stole.

Is that where he keeps his spare condom?

[quote]Frequent urination as symptom of NPH.

I’m down with it.

Dr. Internet tells us external shunts are used for infants with NPH.

Trump qualifies, and it also means he didn't have to have his head cut open so that Pence would assume the Presidency for the duration of the operation.

I think R12 called it.