J.Lo is the new Joan Crawford

A two bedroom house where she lives is like $5,000,000

She owns property in LA and NYC, her Native Land.

If I had a twin I’d want to share a room.

“she makes her twins share a bedroom.”

We love you, J-Lo(w) Dearest.

“her twins share a bedroom”

Her ass cheeks may be big enough to sleep in separate rooms, but not the twins on her chest.

"I twerk and I twerk til I'm haf dead, and I hear people say she's getting old!"

The bunk beds could be for when the daughter has sleepovers.

JLo would not have a son and daughter sharing a bedroom at her kids' ages.

[quote]Does she (Joan Crawford) strap her son into bed too like Joan did?

How darling of you to share your ill-informed post with all of us here at the DataLounge.

I am sure you and your family must be proud of your functional literacy, given all your limitations.

For the record: I did not strap Christopher "into the bed". I merely strapped his arms down to prevent him from "polishing the banister", as that is a vile habit.

Furthermore, that only happened on a regular basis with the first "Christopher", who I returned to the Children's Home and exchanged for the second "Christopher", who was much more photogenic than the first.

Now perhaps, you may go back to your tending your livestock and stop pretending to know about things which are clearly unknown to you.

With great love and affection,

Now that we've cleared up that little misunderstand

Perhaps one of you lovely gay boys could tell me...

What exactly is a "J.Lo"?

"Miss Joan Crawford, Star of Screen and Stage"

But not the legitimate theatre.

Maybe they want to share a room. When my sister and I stayed at my dad’s on weekends, we always shared a room even though we didn’t have to (we had our own rooms at my mom’s). We’re both female, though.

I’m sure when they get older they’ll want privacy and separate.

For those who doubted me, watch the first minute. They share a fucking bedroom!