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It will be located in an undetermined town in Flyoverstan, USA. We will serve FL inspired fare which will please even the most finicky eater. Tasteful friends will help with the decor so it will only the klassiest of joints.
So, DLers help me with the menu.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 30, 2020 4:29 PM |
Pigs in a blanket. I’m begging you.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 29, 2020 9:33 PM |
R1, most definitely. I'm also thinking Olive Garden inspired Italian. No broken cheeseburgers and blue cheese dressing for Joey Luft.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 29, 2020 9:36 PM |
Casserole.
Pork chops.
Any disgusting food will do really.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 29, 2020 9:36 PM |
Jell-O salad.
Potato buffet
No seasoning other than salt, sugar and just a tiny bit of pepper.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 29, 2020 9:36 PM |
A grilled possum special or perhaps a Roadkill Surprise. Seems apropros.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 29, 2020 9:40 PM |
Don't forget the no mask policy!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 29, 2020 9:41 PM |
Want my tuna casserole recipe?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 29, 2020 9:42 PM |
Key lime pie.
Actually, as many pies as you can fit into one of those circulating displays.
Buy them in bulk from Publix.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 29, 2020 9:43 PM |
Anything deep fried will do.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 29, 2020 9:45 PM |
Jalapeño Poppers with Ranch Dressing!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 29, 2020 9:46 PM |
Foods from the '70s! There are several threads about it.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 29, 2020 9:52 PM |
Stuffed rolled flank steak and Hasselback potatoes. Iceberg wedge salad with Green Goddess dressing. Square Hot fudge cake with ice cream for dessert.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 29, 2020 9:56 PM |
Will you be offering both the Once Around the Garden and Full Autumn Harvest options at the salad bar?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 29, 2020 10:00 PM |
Dump casseroles and cakes. Shit on a Shingle. Toad in a Hole. Spotted Dick.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 29, 2020 10:01 PM |
But is this a Florida version?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 29, 2020 10:12 PM |
Did OP mean FL or DL?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 29, 2020 10:20 PM |
Opie's great grand pappy had the deck chair concession on the Titanic.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 29, 2020 10:20 PM |
Cak with graxy
Turkey meatballs
Red dragon cheese
Also, make sure there's a "slapping station" in the parking lot.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 29, 2020 11:04 PM |
Comfortable, fashionable clothes for waitstaff can be found here:
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 29, 2020 11:06 PM |
Sliced tomato OR cucumber (NOT both; you aren't royalty) on toasted Wonderbread.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 30, 2020 3:10 PM |
Cornrows
Deep Fried Twinkies
Tex-Mex Casserole (topped with corn chips, of course)
Funnel Cakes
Deer Sausage
Gator Tail
Squirrel on a Stick
Armadillo Surprise
Deep Fried Carp
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