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Let’s Be Caitlyn Jenner’s Tagline on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

I’m... “I’m looking for a new cunt, looks like I came to the right place.”

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by Anonymousreply 43September 29, 2020 9:51 PM

"I can fight like a cat, because I just got myself a new pussy."

by Anonymousreply 1September 29, 2020 7:45 PM

"Look-alike Sarah Palin WISHES she looked this good!"

by Anonymousreply 2September 29, 2020 7:45 PM

If these girls come for me, I'll run them over.

by Anonymousreply 3September 29, 2020 7:46 PM

I'm in the driver's seat and no one is safe.

by Anonymousreply 4September 29, 2020 7:47 PM

"No, you cannot look at my gash."

by Anonymousreply 5September 29, 2020 7:48 PM

"I can't wait for show and tell. I've got the remains of my penis in a jar!"

by Anonymousreply 6September 29, 2020 7:49 PM

I’m not scared of these women, ripping open Cunts is what I do best.

by Anonymousreply 7September 29, 2020 7:51 PM

Remember that time she killed someone reaching for a Virginia Slim while driving?

by Anonymousreply 8September 29, 2020 7:52 PM

Mess with my pussy and you’re gonna get scratched.

by Anonymousreply 9September 29, 2020 7:53 PM

My tits may not be real... but my cock is.

by Anonymousreply 10September 29, 2020 7:54 PM

The only hot dog I like is one up, in-between my buns.

by Anonymousreply 11September 29, 2020 7:56 PM

In Beverly Hills, the best decorators use beef curtains.

by Anonymousreply 12September 29, 2020 7:58 PM

“These Size 15 stilettos are going to walk all over these bitches!”

by Anonymousreply 13September 29, 2020 7:59 PM

Does it smell like fish in here? Oh, it’s just my new cunt.

by Anonymousreply 14September 29, 2020 8:00 PM

When life gives you lemons, have them removed!

by Anonymousreply 15September 29, 2020 8:00 PM

"I pole vaulted in the Olympics in 1976, but I left my pole behind in 2015."

by Anonymousreply 16September 29, 2020 8:09 PM

Being a housewife is new to me, being a bitch isn't.

by Anonymousreply 17September 29, 2020 8:19 PM

At least there's ONE place that I'm better looking than all the other bitches (even though I'm a guy)

by Anonymousreply 18September 29, 2020 8:23 PM

"I used to be super fit. Now I have a super clit!"

by Anonymousreply 19September 29, 2020 8:24 PM

If I could survive those Kardashian fame whores this bunch of B list bitches will be a piece of gluten free tiramisu.

by Anonymousreply 20September 29, 2020 8:25 PM

Watch out bitches, I ate my Wheaties this morning!

by Anonymousreply 21September 29, 2020 8:26 PM

I'm coming for you bitches... soon as I finish dilating.

by Anonymousreply 22September 29, 2020 8:27 PM

I see I'm not the only one who couldn't hold on to a dick!

by Anonymousreply 23September 29, 2020 8:27 PM

If I can win gold at the Olympics, I can beat these bitches.

by Anonymousreply 24September 29, 2020 8:29 PM

I'm not a gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.

by Anonymousreply 25September 29, 2020 8:32 PM

My ex Kris is a ball-breaker and I’ve got the receipts to prove it.

by Anonymousreply 26September 29, 2020 8:35 PM

"I'm a MAGAt, but since I became a woman, you can never call me a faggot."

by Anonymousreply 27September 29, 2020 8:35 PM

Watch out bitches, my other Olympic medal is for the 24 hour bitch decathalon and its pure gold!

by Anonymousreply 28September 29, 2020 8:36 PM

I Can't Stop the Music and I can't stop causing drama.

by Anonymousreply 29September 29, 2020 8:39 PM

What is wrong with her face in that pic? She looks like she is wearing a Michael Meyers mask!

by Anonymousreply 30September 29, 2020 8:42 PM

I used to be the Nephew...But now I am the Niece!

by Anonymousreply 31September 29, 2020 8:42 PM

*turns around, gives sassy look to camera*

"Isn't it sad that I'm the least plastic one of these bitches?"

by Anonymousreply 32September 29, 2020 8:44 PM

How about a simple "kill me now!!"?

by Anonymousreply 33September 29, 2020 8:46 PM

I may not have a clit, but that doesn't mean I'll be taking anyone's shit!

by Anonymousreply 34September 29, 2020 8:47 PM

"I used to be a jock, but that was when I had a cock."

by Anonymousreply 35September 29, 2020 8:51 PM

"These Beverly Hills women have had a lot of dicks in their mouths, but I had one between my legs."

by Anonymousreply 36September 29, 2020 8:52 PM

I've got cash AND gash!

by Anonymousreply 37September 29, 2020 8:53 PM

Does she ever smile? Every picture out there is her with a scowl.

by Anonymousreply 38September 29, 2020 8:58 PM

Oh christ! I just realized if this happens, and THEY join the show, we're gonna get to check out Bruce's-- er, Catlyn's-- "tuck game" when everyone goes on vacation together!

I believe lil Brucie is still hangin' around!

by Anonymousreply 39September 29, 2020 9:00 PM

Buckle up, Buckaroos!

by Anonymousreply 40September 29, 2020 9:30 PM

I've had a dick, balls, and a twat. No one can tell me you can't have it all!

by Anonymousreply 41September 29, 2020 9:32 PM

"You were worried about Kim driving drunk? Wait 'til you see *me* drive sober!"

by Anonymousreply 42September 29, 2020 9:44 PM

I not only look like Melissa Gilbert but I've got a shit-bra that makes hers look like a dainty hanky. Whap!

by Anonymousreply 43September 29, 2020 9:51 PM
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