JLO new song with Maluma

OP is either JLo or her publicist

She looks good!

I agree about her appearance. She’s over 50 and at least with a faceful of makeup she is stunningly gorgeous.

I don’t have a strong opinion of her otherwise.

She doesn’t sing well, she’s impressively athletic, she’s a competent actor, and the diva stuff is uninteresting to me.

OK, I love this song.

🎶Todo lo que tengo eh pa ti, pa ti 🎶

Everything I have is for you, for you... and because personally, I’m poor, this means you get tons of love, hugs, and kisses 😘.

Oh, and yes. This bitch is the real #goals looks wise.

Freakin’ GORGEOUS.

Oh yes, her beauty is so uniquely exquisite... Especially without the usually 250 lb of makeup that someone applies to her face with a trowel! Stunning!

And let's not even talk about her "voice" and her "acting" - it's outrageous that she isn't singing at La Scala and getting Oscars and Golden Globes every five minutes! Her last film, in particular, was such a complex and heartfelt work of art: strippers turned prostitutes drug their clients and steal money from them. So groundbreaking! Oh, but there's a dying grandmother and talk about the 2008 financial crisis, so everything is elevated to the Olympus of Emotivity. Sure...

As for Maluma, he is a personification of everything that is wrong in the music industry. He has next to no talent, is only moderately good-looking and "sings" awful reggaeton rubbish. Yeah, this is a masterpiece.

R5 hi Mariah

R6 I don’t know you

Maluma is totally hot (less the tattoos). I hate music videos wherre the singers have to parade around in fancy cars though - like all the rappers with Lamborghinis, etc - so ridiculous. But back to Maluma - what's his story? Slept with Ricky Martin?

Duet with Maluma? Reductive.

Yes, more on Maluma please. Who's his boyfriend? New beard?

Listen, R5, I usually despise this reggeton rubbish, too.

However, today I’m in a wonderful mood because I have a promising job interview on Thursday, & I cannot WAIT to begin working again and get out of this CoViD-19 hellhole we’ve all been locked down in since March!

I’d jump on this bandwagon with you any other day, it today, I’m happy.

I love u, R5. Have a great day sweetheart. I mean it. You know I do.

R4 - Oh, OK. Congratulations on your good day.

Anyway, good luck in your job interview (I genuinely mean it).

I know u do, R12. Than you, truly.

This lockdown has been taking a toll on my mental and emotional health lately. I need to GTFOH and see people and interact with the living. And I really miss working. I like being useful and productive.

Have a beautiful day, boo-boo. 😘

Two no talent fame whores.

Was JLO in that video. I didn't notice.

((Mmmm... Maluma))

R14 do you mean r12 and r13?

So is Maluma out or what ?

R17 well, he can't come out as gay, that's for sure. It will expose his ex-girlfriend as a beard. Isn't she dating Neymar now? That would be hilarious.

I was obsessed with Maluma but ever since fellow DLers enlightened that he is tiny, i lost interest

Maluma has a crush on Shawn Mendes. They need to collab (and send us the sex tape!)

Embarrassing

The video is completely unoriginal.

She looks great. However her singing has never sounded more pro-tooled.

THOSE two, still??

meh

meh

meh

Maluma is so fucking fine