So who is Melania's next husband going to be?

Betsy deVos

Putin. Isn’t it obvious?

Peter Thiel.

He’s a *legit* billionaire, he’s a sociopath, and best of all, he’ll never want to fuck her.

Rob Kardashian

That used up old whore? You're kidding right?

Rosie O'Donnell.

Bob Saget

Robert Kraft

Scott Baio

I vait unteel auction can beegin.

Nah rush.

She will join the cast of Real Housewives of NYC.

ha! That used-up old slag is well past her expiration date.

Honey, hah. Dis vhat happen after you marry the Donalt.

Aaron Rodgers.

She’d have better luck if she offered herself and Meghan Markle as “buy one - get one free”.

Some rich Arab who'll crap on her on his yacht.

Why La Senatrice of course! He needs money and he doesn't care what part of her is used up cuz he ain't using.

A Saudi Arabian billionaire with a sketchy family. Mark my words.

I move back to Slovenia, become a nun. Wait and see.

Perhaps she can find a Greek shipping magnate?

Can you imagine spending years fucking a dirtbag you hate for his money, only to find out there is none?

And the spouse is supposed to sign off on the tax return, so if he is prosecuted for fraud and her signature is on there too, will she be prosecuted as well? Will the Russians blame her for stealing their money as well? Will she go to jail/or be held accountable by the Russian mob as well? She may end up whoring herself out to pay Russians in a Russian mob whorehouse. Or become a yacht girl for Saudis who would love to take a shit on the FLOTUS, like R16 says. That should pay high dollar. Or fucking Putin as payback.

R16 may be joking, but seriously, they’re getting that money back. The Russian mob spares no one. They’ve got Barron and her parents as leverage. She may be an eighty year old crone and rich Saudis will still be shitting on her face. She can never pay it all back.

R23 thanks for that shower-nozzle masturbation material. I’m all worked up now...

R23 has a rich imagination or has been spending too much time alone watching scat porn.

I think she is set for life tbh. He may be broke, but she seems just slick enough to have put enough aside for her and Barron.

I could see her joining a throuple with Howard Stern and Beth.

Me!

Don't judge. It's a living.

If she’s not a complete idiots he’ll write a trashy tell all

Melania is a used-up rough looking 50 year old with a retarded son. You folks are delusional if you think Putin, or any billionaire from anywhere would be interested in fucking this middle aged Trump pass around, much less marry her.

Too bad her personality is too stiff for reality tv . She's one of those people who like to act like they have dignity when their actions prove they have none at all.

I can see her joining a throuple with that roided-up swinger actor Rucculo or whatever his name is and his manly looking wife. Melanoma can join their swingers group in Mexico.

Melanoma will do anything for money.

Did you see at the end of the debate when she walked up to Donnie and there was nothing but cold, frozen tundra between the two of them. She fucking HATES him. She is super pissed she’s spent the last 15 years digging at an empty gold mine.

Meh, R32, her former friend effectively rewrote the narrative on Melania for me. She likely hates him but she also has a bond with him and shares his sociopathy. Her friend says Melania does feel Trump is justified in all of the abuses of power he commits. Based on that, she is equally responsible in my book. I don’t care at all whether they hate one another or don’t speak to one another when cameras are not around. She deserves the same karmic consequences that he does.

Well she could just get a job like my roommate and extra gosh and pay for her own Creme de la Mer and botox. I swear she is a disgrace to so many women I see here in Romania who bust their ass off at two jobs, an educated one in the day and an extra gig doing freelance or beauty treatments at night, and manage to maintain themselves despite living in a poor country. Sad case and her misery and lack of self respect is a turn off. And it shows.

The old ex presidents seem to like her. She can stay single and travel the world fucking old ex presidents and picking up tips for insider trades and deals.

Wonder if she had any idea of how bad his financial situation was?

Yes everyone knew in that family. Every NYer has known the same for 2 decades, as well. Why this is a mystery or needs to be reinvestigated and reproven over and over escapes me.

R29, Ari Onassis, one of the richest men in the world at the time, married Jackie Kennedy. Not because she was the most beautiful woman in the world, his mistress, opera singer Maria Callas was actually pretty glamorous herself, but because he was “buying” a former FLOTUS. It was a bucket list thing. They had nothing in common except Jackie wanted money and he had some. His kids hated her. He didn’t care. It was purely an ego trip for him. Eventually they divorced.

Callas really loved Onassis and she was heartbroken. Jackie never loved him. She said later she did it because she was worried about security for her kids. She was afraid they would be assassinated after Kennedy was assassinated. Onassis promised her they would be safe, he hired a lot of security for them.

You can see in this picture of Onassis and Callas that there was some chemistry between them.

Yes, there are egomaniacs who want to buy a FLOTUS so they can say they had her. It’s pure ego, nothing else.

Jackie had grace, style, and breeding. The Slovenian whore has pussy pictures. They aren't quite in the same class.

Jackie was a blue blood. That is what Ari wanted. A WASP princess.

Melania is a low rent whore from an Eastern European shit hole. She is middle aged, rough looking with a retarded kid. She would be lucky to find a retired salesman living in The Villages, Florida. Maybe she would get her own beefed up golf cart.

[quote] Jackie was a blue blood. That is what Ari wanted. A WASP princess.

Well, Franco-American Roman Catholic princess.

Jewish guy. They don't give a fuck about Christmas either.

It depends on whose chauffeur has the biggest cock.

Rupert Murdoch.

[quote]Melania is a used-up rough looking 50 year old with a retarded son. You folks are delusional if you think Putin, or any billionaire from anywhere would be interested in fucking this middle aged Trump pass around, much less marry her.

Finally Boris speaks some truth.

So FLOUTUSES are pass around bitches? Who knew!

I thought they were all Librarians or Grandmas with fake pearls.

R46, Melania is starting a new tradition. #BeBest

Now she has a pre-existing condition, does her value drop even further?