BREAKING: Former Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale hospitalized after threatening suicide

Local news said he had "barricaded" himself inside the home.

Hmmm, I wonder what secrets Brad wanted to take to his grave?

ABC News confirms it.

Must've stolen a lot of campaign money from Trump.

Another chink in the armor.

Spill your guts, Parscale!

😂 Are the latest internal polling numbers that bad?

Probably Russia stuff.

[quote]Parscale had guns and was threatening to harm himself

Do it.

So what do you think this is connected too?

[quote] Spill your guts, Parscale!

It was a threatened suicide. He didn't succeed.

Probably all that money, millions that diapered that was meant for Trumps inauguration. The money is still missing.

r11 People who want to commit suicide rarely threaten it, this is connected to something, it's a cry for help.

He's a mess. All these supposed tough guys are a mess.

[quote] millions that diapered

This is the brand you need!

Isn't committing suicide in Florida sort of redundant?

Is it wrong that I burst out laughing when I saw the thread topic?

[Quote] Florida’s Baker Act

Brad got 5150'ed! 🤣

Man, Trump will do anything to distract from the NYT tax story.

When it’s all said and done, we’ll be thanking Brad for wasting hundreds of millions of dollars in Trump campaign donations over the spring and summer. I haven’t seen a Trump TV ad in weeks, and I’m in a swing state. It’s one of the most crucial moments in the election, with millions of Americans already voting right now and the Biden camp is slaughtering Team Trump on TV and the radio. He’s suicidal because his once bright future as a political campaign wizard is sinking right alongside Trump’s chances of re-election.

Wasn't Trump Jr on Twitter jest a few days ago having a coke melt down? They seem to be nervous in side the castle.

Can I have his stuff? And by "stuff" I mean the Maserati.

Just like his boss he's all talk.

Holy shit! I thought this was going to be a satire article since I've never heard of the Sun Sentinel. Well, it fucking makes sense. Might as well just give up now.

There are more NYT articles coming over the next several days, they said.

Well bless her heart his wife must love him. And fortunately we didn’t have to read a story about how he shot his wife and his kids first.

What's the point of having a gun if your bitch of a wife won't let you shoot it?

Whomp whomp.

Wouldn't surprise me if he had a boyfriend on the side. Ask his Asian wife.

Too bad he didn’t succeed

Either he feels great remorse for siphoning millions off of Trump's campaign $$$ ( not possible- he doesn't have a conscience) or the Russians are pissed he really stole money from THEM, and he knows he's walking around with a price on his head.

I'm going for #2.

Isn't he still the assistant campaign manager

[QUOTE] Isn't he still the assistant campaign manager

Yes. I don’t know why all the headlines refer to him as “ex-campaign manager” like he’s been 86’d entirely. He was demoted, not fired. Jared Kushner and Trump wanted to keep him in their circle. He’s still involved, knows what’s going on internally and can see the trouble that Trump is in.

Must be related to the tax return leaks.

Campaign Consultant, actually, R31. He can probably still perform his duties from a padded cell, given how this campaign is going.

I'm torn between "Fuck your feelings, Brad" and "I Really Don't Care, Do U?".

Now, the question is, will we be hearing about more such incidents?

The most likely scenario is some mundane, everyday trouble--marriage, (family) finances, employment, etc.--but it sure is fun to play "what if." And the posters here highlighting the inauguration/election campaign funds can definitely see how radioactive that whole thing is, making everyone close to it glow bright green, so who knows?!

Parscale was the campaign manager until this summer. He ran the Trump digital operation in 2016 but had no real campaign management experience. Trump brought in Bill Stepien, who was formerly part of Chris Christie's campaign team. Parscale was demoted to run the digital space again. But before the failure trolls jump all over that, Parscale made (possibly) tens of millions off Trump. He got a cut of all the ad buying, which is traditional in campaigns. So he got filthy fucking rich before Trump decided he wanted someone with more experience running the campaign. And he still has been making bucks off the campaign with less work and responsibility.

When Stepien took over, he paused all ad spending and spending has been comparatively light in swing states since. Trump raised $1 billion but spent hundreds of millions raising it, which Parscale probably also got a cut of in terms of booking the online ads that raised the money.

So we are lucky that he mismanaged the campaign and Trump is stuck financially--which may not end up mattering, since at this point, if you're swayed by TV ads and voter, you're a fucking idiot.

Thoughts & Prayers

It is what it is.

[QUOTE] So we are lucky that he mismanaged the campaign and Trump is stuck financially--which may not end up mattering, since at this point, if you're swayed by TV ads and voter, you're a fucking idiot.

TV always matters, and nobody knows that better than Trump. He’d give anything to be the one spending all that money on TV ads and we’ll come to find in all the 2020 postmortems how deeply unsettling it was to him when he was losing the airwave war at this moment.

FACT: A man confident he's going to continue working for the man who's going to be president for the next 4 years does not attempt suicide. It's doubtful he would be replaced in his current role so late in the campaign, which means some serious shit has gone down.

It's worth noting that Parscale is considered the architect of the Trump campaign's online dominence, especially on Facebook. I wonder if there's now evidence he tried coordinating with the Russians or another group to spread false news about Biden. Although misuse of funds is the most likely...trigger.

He’s OK. This was just A brilliant campaign stunt paid for by the NRA, to remind everyone to vote GOP to ensure the mentally unstable keep their access to firearms.

[quote]Wouldn't surprise me if he had a boyfriend on the side. Ask his Asian wife.

He looks like he'd be right at home in a sling in a Raw Fuck Club video.

Be prepared for mysterious deaths of people who know too much. It's very Putin-like.

What is up with Trump campaign ads? I know Trump wasn’t spending money, but I would think the PACs could come up with a few. Here in PA, just today, practically every NFL commercial break led off with a Biden ad.

Suck it up, Buttercup!

r41 Yes, Trump would rather be matching Biden on TV ads. But an extra $200 million in ads is nothing compared to the Supreme Court jet fuel that just got lit under his base and the voters who would otherwise stay home. I cant be sure he isn't too far underwater to be helped but wherever he ends up on election day, it's going to be 1-2 points higher than it would have been if Ginsburg was alive.

[QUOTE] What is up with Trump campaign ads? I know Trump wasn’t spending money, but I would think the PACs could come up with a few. Here in PA, just today, practically every NFL commercial break led off with a Biden ad.

Those PACs come out the woodwork every once in a while promising to run some ads for Trump, then nothing ever materializes. They know a sinking ship when they see one and don’t want to waste any money on him.

At least he didn't threaten someone else

Loser!

[quote] It's doubtful he would be replaced in his current role so late in the campaign, which means some serious shit has gone down.

Wishful thinking. It's possible, but it also possible that he's having personal problems. If "serious shit" went down, these assholes would be burning documents and trying to leave the country.

Someone might want to check on Coffee Boy. Or he better sleep with one eye open. And not the brown one.

It's ironic how his wife couldn't keep her trap shut about Coffee Boy's importance. Bet she regrets it now.

I hope Trump doesn’t object to Biden using the “if there’s smoke, there’s fire” argument here. Just think of the endless mileage Trump supporters milked out of Vince Foster.

[quote]What is up with Trump campaign ads? I know Trump wasn’t spending money, but I would think the PACs could come up with a few. Here in PA, just today, practically every NFL commercial break led off with a Biden ad.

But what about those all-important Pennsylvania yard signs? They're the true indicator.

He probably thinks thinks that padded cells have no open balconies and he’ll not be served tea in there

Yard signs are prohibited by my HOA, and I’m mostly locked down, so I can’t really say R55.

[quote] In case you’re not YST.

?

With all that money- how could you be sad? This sounds like he feels threatened.

I will be visiting him, you know for moral support.

I'm in a pretty mixed progressive but probably more leaning rethug exburg in NC. I see zero yard signs either way. I think we are all sick of it.

[quote] Another chink in the armor.

Chink? When did I hire a Chink?

At first you don’t succeed, try try again, cunt.

And his spiral started because some 12 year old K Pop fans on TikTok trolled his racist ass.

Link please, R63.

He gets free TV through all those stupid rallies and press conferences and saying controversial things to stay in the news.

Guys, I'm starting to think that your former campaign manager getting 5150'd is a sign that your campaign's in trouble.

Did he get kicked off the Island of Misfit Toys?

[quote]In case you’re not YST.

Quelle horreur! Our poor Yellow Skin Troll has been cast aside by this parvenu Yard Sign Troll.

Parscale probably fears he's gonna be the fall guy for all of Trump's money laundering.

Could his breakdown be related to the New York Times release of Dump’s taxes? What a score!

There are already three threads on this bombshell issue.

You're a Looser. Try again.

What a drama queen.

[quote] But an extra $200 million in ads is nothing compared to the Supreme Court jet fuel that just got lit under his base

You’ve got the timing all wrong. That would be the case if she somehow needed trump to be in office in February 2021 in order to be sworn in. Trump got this wrong too. He would have given the evangelicals all the reason in the world to get out the vote if he had said he was going to “respect the will of the people” and wait until after he got re-elected, and on top of that he would have flummoxed liberals, who are using this as a fundraising and get out the vote issue.

Trump campaign blames mean Democrats for Pascale's meltdown

Someone’s about to become 2020’s Martha Mitchell . . .

R74 It's ALWAYS someone else's fought, never their own. Same tired mantra

fault

Hahahahahahaha! Don't worry, Brad Baby; your coming indictments will only be hoaxes!

It is what it is.

Trump corruption hits mainly traitors and embezzlers, so......it affects virtually nobody.

I was taught to have empathy. As someone who struggles with mental health, I especially try to extend that empathy to others ho also struggle.

But, this man was complicit in really messing the country up. The damage appears it will linger for decades.

Good luck to him, but if he ever knocked on my door, I would give him a mouthful.

Maybe this isn't going to be such a bad week after all! Dump's tax problems are all over news & social media & one of the key players in his re-election campaign just went bat shit crazy. And TOMORROW is the debate that you know will be a shitshow!

Dominos falling. Just like the "Layla" montage in Goodfellas. Couldn't happen to a better bouquet of assholes.

ETTD

Hey Brad, if a nurse you don’t recognize offers you a fresh water bottle I’d think twice before accepting it.

[quote]Our poor Yellow Skin Troll has been cast aside by this parvenu Yard Sign Troll.

Surely we can compromise and call the PA Yard Sign Troll "PYST" for short, pronounce "pissed," of course.

I want to know what specifically scared him so much that he barricaded himself in his home and threatened to kill himself. That's either a stupid distracting stunt or pure, unadulterated fear. Most people would shut off all their phones and stay inside for a couple of days trying to work out a plan, especially since so many of Trump's cronies get pardoned or light sentences.

Obviously, Parscale didn't think this would just be a trial-and-pardon situation.

[quote] But an extra $200 million in ads is nothing compared to the Supreme Court jet fuel that just got lit under his base and the voters who would otherwise stay home.

I can't follow your argument. It looks like the SCOTUS seat is going to be filled this year even when Trump is losing. The right wing got what it wanted and doesn't need four more years of Trump and his hussy of a wife to embarrass them. Instead, they can complain and get all high almighty about how unpresidential Biden supposedly is.

That's because it's not a Trump-centered situation, r86. As mentioned above, I'd bet this is the Russians coming after him for stealing THEIR election-manipulation money.

Parscale probably sees the internal polling everyday and realizes how bad things really are for Trump. He knows there is no pardon coming. As much as someone like Parscale likes to puff out his chest, he's not gonna do well in prison, especially once some gang-banger decides to make him his bitch and start trading Parscale's Proud Boy ass for cigarettes.

That's pretty much the only explanation for this level of panic, R88. Maybe not Russians specifically, but at least the kind of billionaires who don't take kindly to losing their money.

It's public knowledge that Trump has completely squandered the fundraising lead he had on Biden until the summer. Furthermore, it's unclear how that money---nearly a billion dollars--was spent. Perhaps Trump and Kushner were adamant about keeping Parscale on the campaign, even after he was fired, because he knows things.

This is pure speculation, but maybe Parscale helped funnel campaign funds into Trump's personal accounts. There is no way in hell Donald could resist having access to so much money and not want to spend it. The Times' reporting shows his finances are a shell game and Trump is a master at defending the indefensible...

We know he spent some of his campaign funds on legal fees, so I suspect he padded the legal bills here and there to pocket some cash.

I suspect there are some 2016 online fundraising irregularities that Parscale was deeply involved in, he was the head of the entire online fundraising campaign starting pretty early in the year, if I recall.

He's also involved in that sketchy America First Policies nonprofit that I'm sure is more about money laundering than charity.

Parscale was the guy who took all the bribes from the international interest groups (including Russians) and then handed those (minus his generous cut) over to Jared and Ivanka. These interest groups are now after Brad since Trump is all "uh, I never got that money. I don't know what you are talking about. Speak to Brad". Brad is being thrown under a very angry bus with spiked wheels.

R89 Nailed it, so to speak. He senses clear and present danger to his hole.

R83, We can only hope!

Oh, was that too harsh? 😈

95 comments and no one has yet noticed that Brad has the biggest dick face I've ever seen. He's 6'8" and you know he's proportional

This is pure speculation, but maybe Parscale helped funnel campaign funds into Trump's personal accounts.

Interesting; well, let's just hope whatever caused Mr. Proud Boy to shit his pants & threaten to kill himself comes to light...

[quote] 95 comments and no one has yet noticed that Brad has the biggest dick face I've ever seen. He's 6'8" and you know he's proportional

That's because everyone is watching you have a nonsensical conversation with yourself. It would almost be impressive if you didn't sound like a sixth grader.

So the campaign didn’t really pull ads because they wanted or retool their message, but rather, ads were pulled because the money was gone?

How many ways will supporters allow themselves to be screwed over by Trump? I don’t think there’s a bottom for them. They are truly deranged.

Parscale looks like the poster boy for the Proud Boys.

@r98, take your meds, dear, it was just a DL type of joke. Lighten up

[quote] @[R98], take your meds, dear, it was just a DL type of joke. Lighten up

Are you not calling people 'hun' today?

Poor guy. How many times did the cops shoot him?

It’s traditional for a campaign managers and the immediate family members of the candidate to pocket some extra money.

Given that Jared Kushner‘s father spent years in federal prison for financial fraud, I’m guessing that maybe he and Parscale took a little too much from the campaign and it was found out. Since Trump is not going to cut loose his son-in-law, all of the blame will be falling on Parscale and that’s probably why he freaked out.

@r102, and you wonder why you're alone at 50... BTW your caftan clashes with that stack of pancakes you're consuming

[quote] @[R102], and you wonder why you're alone at 50...

No, I don't.

[quote] BTW your caftan clashes with that stack of pancakes you're consuming

No, it doesn't.

What do you think the chances are that his suicidal eruption might have been triggered by the realization that he's been complicit in a massive criminal enterprise that's corrupted our entire nation and caused the deaths of hundreds of thousands of citizens? Nah, didn't think so. Just another malignant narcissist in a panic with no capacity for self-soothing.

[quote]millions that diapered

R96 guys over 6’4” tend to drop off proportionally in the dick size department. The big ones are in the 6 to 6’2 range.

@r106, Careful, princess, your blood sugar is going to go right through the roof. You remember the last time that happened in that fancy restaurant... The poor dears are still trying to get your banana split off the lace curtains

[quote] @[R106], Careful, princess,

I'll take that as a compliment.

[quote] your blood sugar is going to go right through the roof.

No, it isn't.

[quote] You remember the last time that happened in that fancy restaurant...

No, I don't.

[quote] The poor dears are still trying to get your banana split off the lace curtains

They are?

Could you two go hump already?

Maybe related

@r109 "[R96] guys over 6’4” tend to drop off proportionally in the dick size department. The big ones are in the 6 to 6’2 range.'

Magic Johnson didn't get his nickname from basketball playing

[quote]Magic Johnson didn't get his nickname from basketball playing

Or AIDS

"Could you two go hump already?"

*sigh* Do you always have to interject yourself into EVERY conversation?

I'm only shocked he didn't threaten to kill, or flat out kill, his wife and kids first. Straight dudes usually scrape the shit off the bottom of the barrel by going that route before totally pussing out and offing themselves. Or, attempting it.

Braddy knows a lot about Dumpy and his scum family. He needs to contact the right people and agree to go on the record about their illegalities. Dew meet, Brad!

*Dew eeet, not Dew meet.

@r117, Yeah, good thing. Some people are speculating that it might even be another distraction stunt

Cute dog at r108! But why is it wearing that vile spike-choker collar? Those things are illegal in Europe, for good reason.

So much filth and deception in that administration. When you go nuts and suicidal, there's something big going on. Does the Secret Service have the responsibility of protecting the president from harming himself?

R120, because Americans tolerate cruel, trashy behavior.

[quote] I'm only shocked he didn't threaten to kill, or flat out kill, his wife and kids first.

ANTIFA killed my family! I swear!

Isn't Parscale worth more than Trump now? Trump has negative net worth, right?

Don Winslow speculating on the Twitter that Parscale didn't get 5150'd over the tax return article, but over stories that are about to come out.

Buckle up, bitches.

Yasss, R125! That's definitely a reason to eat a bullet!

The story is supposedly that he's been embezzling campaign funds.

The wife called the police for a reason. What did he tell her? This reminds me of mob wives that “don’t know” why they’re so rich and why they live in a mansion.

Did he suddenly come clean with her after lying all this time? She must have known he was embezzling for some time, so what’s the sudden surprise? “The Russians are going to kill you and the kids and put your heads in my bed”?

Who is stupid enough to steal money from the Russian mob? Or Putin (same thing)? What did he think was going to happen? Did he think Trump was going to declare himself king and then he would never be prosecuted? Trump is an old man hanging on by a thread. If you can find out why he thought he was safe, you can find out what Trump was really planning to do.

At best, these people go to jail. At worst, the Russians mob hits all of them. Why was this worth it to them? They didn’t care if they went to jail or their families got assassinated by mobsters? What were they thinking? Stealing from the American people is one thing, you don’t die for that. But stealing from Putin? He’s killed people for less.

Another thing I want to know is why Don Jr is constantly appearing in public high as a kite. He seems frightened to me. What does he think is going to happen?

Parscale is being thrown under the bus. Just like Cohen before him. Parscale's criminal shit is used to keep the heat away from someone even closer to Trump or Trump himself. Why was Jared Kushner deleting all of his Tweets all of a sudden? Did the NYC tax papers reveal something Jared and Trump didn't want anyone to find out?

Who “legally” gave them the tax papers? Melania? She’s about the only one.

[quote] Ultimately, an officer who is a personal friend of Parscale’s helped get him out of the house, police say. Once outside, the 6-foot-8 Parscale was taken down by an officer who said he used a “double leg takedown” after Parscale didn’t comply with the officer’s commands to get on the ground.

[quote] Another responding officer wrote in his report that Parscale “was very agitated with the situation and I could smell a strong odor from his breath and body that I recognized to possibly be from alcoholic beverages.”

[quote] The officer who said he is Parscale’s friend wrote in his report that “Brad was drinking a beer and was clearly intoxicated.”

[quote] Police transported Parscale to Broward Health Medical Center under the Baker Act, which allows anyone deemed to be a threat to themselves or others to be detained for 72 hours for psychiatric evaluation.

[quote] Authorities also took possession of 10 guns that Parscale had in the home.

Doesn't Jared know that Twitter keeps a record of everyone's tweets? How stupid is that motherfucker? I thought you had to have a certain number of active braincells to be a mortician.

[quote]Why was Jared Kushner deleting all of his Tweets all of a sudden? Did the NYC tax papers reveal something Jared and Trump didn't want anyone to find out?

Jared has never actually used his Twitter account.

Conservatives: How dare Democrats take joy in Brad's turmoil!

Also Conservatives: Yay! RBG is dead!!! Trump gets to nominate another Justice!

Lefty Twitter: we hope that Parscale gets the help that he clearly needs. If you're having thoughts of suicide, here's the number for the National Suicide Prevention Helpline.

Trump campaign: how dare those nasty Librulz make Parscale try to kill himself!! MAGA!!

I’d want to kill myself too after dealing with that monster. Must be perpetually traumatized. I’d need a lobotomy.

[quote]Who is stupid enough to steal money from the Russian mob?

That would be Donald J Trump, my friend.

Don Winslow @donwinslow ·@parscale isn't in a psych ward because of the current @nytimes story.

He's in a psych ward because he knows the next two stories that are coming.

Save this tweet.

This gentlemen appears to intimate in a twitter thread that Mr. Pascale has been laundering $$ for the Dumpkins and that info will be forthcoming in a NYTimes story

Big news about a data leak in the Trump campaign, could this be why he was freaking out?

[quote] because he knows the next two stories that are coming

That is oddly specific.

This is for all of you....

I think it's because they're reporting the story in multiple parts, R142.

Brad was suicidal because Trump deployed the big gun when Parscale fell for the TikTok rally fiasco, embarassing Trump no end: no pardon for you! And if you spill a single word about the grifting, Vlad's got the cure for that.

Parscale had no way out, save this.

Funny DM comment:

Bradley looks like a garden gnome.

Yes, r143, but what I’m saying is that that particular angle would explain his wanting to off himself. Thoughts and prayers to Brad “Frankenstein” Parscale!!!

Shockingly, there is literally not a peep about the NYT Times tax story OR Brad getting 5150’ed on FoxNews. I know, you’re shocked.

Sorry R142, I meant that for R141.

I've been screwing up R numbers left and right today, yikes.

R147:

[quote] ABC: His taxes

[quote] CNN: His taxes

[quote] Animal Planet: His taxes

[quote] Cartoon Network: His taxes

[quote] FOX News: Hearty fall soup recipes

[quote] Hearty Fall Soup Channel: His taxes

Drip, drip, drip, motherfuckers!

NBC News: According to police records, Parscale had 10 guns confiscated from his residence, including several rifles. Police described Parscale as being under the influence of alcohol.

Police say they observed bruising on Parscale's wife, Candace, and she stated he has hit her.

Creep.

[quote]Police say they observed bruising on Parscale's wife, Candace, and she stated he has hit her.

"Only the finest!"

When you deal with the devil, eventually payment comes due.

It is going to be delicious to watch each and every one of these grifters have come-to-Jesus moments over the next several years.

Parscale must have embezzled tens of millions to become suicidal over getting exposed. I wonder if he set up something like that scam in Office Space where they meant to take a tiny bit off of each transaction but in reality took a lot.

It's not easy to be a Democrat, an Independent, a Republican, a celebrity, a writer, or a journalist and take a stand against or oppose Donald Trump. Such people get mocked, nicknamed, insulted and degraded by Trump and his team. However, one who has been mocked, nicknamed or insulted would find themselves in good company and would not be ostracized or ruined. One would find themselves not alone and one's life and family are not upended when Trump targets an opponent.

However, it's worse and more all-encompassing to be a dismissed after being in the inner circle of sycophants. We've seen this before over and over and over and over. When one is no longer in Trump's favor and is cast out, like Brad Parscale, the price one pays is higher. Lives, careers, reputations, and families are ruined. Parscale and others would deny facts & reality, they hitch their wagon to Trump for better or for worse. Then one day it's all over and there is only ostracization and public scorn from all sides. Parscale is learning his lesson. I have little sympathy.

I imagine he'll either be indicted or will write a book about his experience with the Trump campaign.

The obvious thing being missed here is Pascale’s wife Candace must have signed their tax returns. She’s going away too. Unless she can convince the IRS she signed them under duress because “he hit her.”

The IRS actually has policies about wives signing taxes unknowingly or under duress. It’s not uncommon. Watch this woman file for divorce saying he beat her and she was terrified of him. The only defense any of these mob wives have is “I signed the taxes under duress.” Otherwise they’re just as guilty.

I wonder if the timing of Parscale’s breakdown is related to Lindsey Graham publicly begging for donations last week. Perhaps RNC accounts were being looked at closely because fundraising for state-level races was unexpectedly low - and when they went to take some out of the RNC fundraising money, those accounts were unexpectedly low as well.

I’m thinking that the only reason he would lose it this badly is because he’s facing serious jail time.

Another angle is that Proud Boys couldn't give Trump the powerful boost in the optics department with their flop of a rally. Isn't Parscale associated with the Proud Boys? He sure looks like one.

Ohhh, R151! Add "Domestic violence and assault" to Brad's resume! WHAT A WINNER! If he hit the kids, his hole will end up large enough for his cellie to take a nap in, Lol.

And if he beat her once, he's beaten her previously. She can claim, truthfully or not, she signed the tax forms under duress.

Hahaha! Spill your guts, Pascale! You are fucked harder than Dawson, buddy!

[quote]Another thing I want to know is why Don Jr is constantly appearing in public high as a kite.

Not only Donny, r129.

[quote] So what do you think this is connected too?

I hear it’s his inability to grasp basic grammar concepts that’s haunting him.

I’d be careful if I were you.

Pascale has connections to some of the businesses Trump used to launder money. Its on Drudge now.

Parscale is Michael Cohen's successor. Duh. Of course, he's knee-deep in Trump's money laundering scheme.

From [italic]The Miami Herald[/italic] (for some reason I can't post the link):

[quote]In reports released Monday, police documented a tense scene in which Parscale — after possibly firing a shot inside his house — refused to leave and was ultimately tackled by SWAT officers on his driveway when he emerged shirtless with a beer in his hand.

[quote]“I initiated a double leg take down,” wrote Sgt. Matthew Moceri, one of the responding officers, noting that the 6-foot-8-inch Parscale towered over him and ignored his commands to get down.

“Hold my beer!”

Yup, it was Florida.

Officer Timothy Skaggs was the first to arrive at the neighbor’s house, records show. He witnessed bruising on Candice Parscale’s arm and face. She told him that the injuries had come from Brad Parscale, though she said she’d gotten them earlier that week.

Skaggs called Brad Parscale over a landline telephone, and found “Bradley’s speech was slurred as though he was under the influence of an alcoholic beverage and he seemed to be crying.”

As Parscale finally exited him home, police ordered him — shirtless, but wearing shorts — to get on the ground.

He didn’t comply, so an officer used a “double-leg takedown” to lower him to the ground while other officers handcuffed him.

Hahaha at the description at R168! CRY MORE, BITCH! Cry and then tell us everything!

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Brad Parscale starring in today's edition of "Florida Man." Couldn't happen to a better slug.

[quote]This is for all of you.

Next time could you do one just for me r142?

In reports released Monday, police documented a tense scene in which Parscale — after possibly firing a shot inside his house — refused to leave and was ultimately tackled by SWAT officers on his driveway when he emerged shirtless with a beer in his hand. “I initiated a double leg take down,” wrote Sgt. Matthew Moceri, one of the responding officers, noting that the 6-foot-8-inch Parscale towered over him and ignored his commands to get down.

Whaaa? If he was a black guy, they'd have shot him (probably multiple times) without hesitation.

How come we have never heard of a double-leg takedown?

And I thought my fantasies of a sobbing Eric Trump, crying about having to go to court and being scared of jail were the most entertainment this group of fuckups was going to gift me with until debate night! I'm so happy to be wrong in this case! Dump's a poor bitch! He and Vanky are being outed! This Sloth looking motherfucker had to be tackled by the popo, sobbing, in his damn driveway!

HAHAHAHA! Thanks, Trumper Trash! Thanks for the laughs!

[quote]He didn’t comply, so an officer used a “double-leg takedown” to lower him to the ground while other officers handcuffed him.

He didn't kneel on his neck?

[quote] This Sloth looking motherfucker had to be tackled by the popo, sobbing, in his damn driveway!

With the beer. Don’t forget the beer.

But what brand beer? Corona? Brown Derby?

$10 says it was Meister Brau.

Or maybe PBR.

Wondering how the debate prep is going for Mafia Don. Bet he's freaked, unable to focus, raging.

White men are incredibly dangerous. They all need to be in jail

He's gonna be coked out of his fat, orange gourd, R180! LOL, he won't be able to string seven words together and he'll have his pancake makeup sweat off in 10 minutes! HAHAHAHA! Tuesday night is going to be amazing! 😎

Look at the facts.

1. Wife was hit EARLIER in the week, before this info came out and didn’t call the police then. It would have been really bad for the career he had, until last night.

2. Pascale’s friend is a cop.

3. Cop friend didn’t cover for Pascale for the shooting and 5150’d him.

4. Why didn’t the wife call the cop friend to calm down Pascale, instead of calling the cops? That would have been more discreet. And it all could have been hushed up.

5. Cop friend didn’t cover for the wife beating, although cops frequently beat their wives. He could have told her to “talk it out” with him, which is what they usually do. Especially to help a friend escape prosecution. Especially a friend with a high profile, who’s in politics.

5. Cop friend and other cops seized all the guns.

6. All of this is within the realm of what cops will cover up for friends.

Cop friend is trying to help the wife because Pascale is going away on federal charges and he can’t help him. So he’s trying to help her escape prosecution so the kids will have a parent that’s not in prison.

Wife called the official emergency number instead of the cop friend because she wants it documented that he beats her and acts crazy. And the cop friend is helping her do it. He may have been the one to tell her to call the cops.

Wife: “He made me sign the tax returns and I was afraid because he beats me!” Pascale may even go along with this to keep her out of prison at home with the kids. The problem here is if they get a divorce she could testify against him.

Next up: Pascale goes to rehab, statement that he’s an alcoholic and didn’t know what he was doing. Finds religion. Very sorry.

Shouldn't there be police body cam footage of all of this? :-)

Parshcale Shuishide

The guy has a whole house full of guns, and yet the police didn't shoot him or feel threatened by him. Huh.

As a delusional cunt promised, "The best! Is yet! To come!"

Not only that r182, but no sleep tonight, precious energy expelled or expended on useless rage for the past 24 hours, he is now on the defense (bigly), audience focus is not exclusively on "issues" per se but on Donny's nasty little business (campaign $$$, outstanding loans, taxes, etc All the stories Don so carefully dug up and exposed about Biden's son, etc etc....hoping for that crucial "nail in the coffin' to pummel Biden. Yup. Don's gonna get the Best Ratings for all the wrong reasons. LOL

[quote] Bradley looks like a garden gnome.

A 6 ft 8 gnome, but a gnome nonetheless

To be precise, a 6'8" neo-Nazi fisting bottom gnome

[quote]Bradley looks like a garden gnome.

I'm insulted.

....with 12 guns and a puny cocklet

Brad P looks like a pinhead. His eyes are really close together.

Why I do I always laugh when fucking Liza Minelli posts?

I picture some Drag Queen who is always "done up" like Liza who sits at the computer all day.

Never fails to make me giggle.

“When I asked how she received the bruising, Candace Parscale stated Brad Pascale hits her.”

Thugs will be thugs.

Parscale can always become a cop.

Police bodycam footage. Parscale exits his house at around the 2-minute mark.

A police officer picked up one leg to get him on the ground to handcuff Brad. The body cam footage on one officer has been released.

It's weird how this story isn't being talked about more.

The Trump tax story is dominating the news, R199. Plus, Parscale is unknown to the vast majority of Americans.

Amazing how they were able to arrest him without shooting him

Damn can you imagine that 7ft tall of ugly beating you senseless and making you sign fraudulent tax returns?

She was really poring the tea by and covering her ass at the same time. She said he MADE her sign those tax returns. She is basically admitting that he is committing fraud.

The police were so fuuuucking gentle with him. It was nice to see him on the ground though. Whining and blaming the woman...

Based on the video, his wife sounds like she's transgender.

[quote]I picture some Drag Queen who is always "done up" like Liza who sits at the computer all day.

HOW THE ABSOLUTE FUCK DO YOU KNOW HOW I LOOK SITTING AT THE COMPUTER ALL DAY?!?

r204. Honestly, I thought that was a guy talking at first.

Pussy straight abusive men always blame women when their lives go to shit, R203. It's never their fault. Or, Trump's fault.

The UK's Channel 4 News obtained the database used by Trump's digital campaign team, headed by Brad Parscale. It reveals that 3.5 million Black Americans were categorised by Donald Trump’s campaign as ‘Deterrence’ – voters they wanted to stay home on election day.

It also contains details on almost 200 million Americans, among more than 5,000 files, which together amass almost 5 terabytes of data – making it one of the biggest leaks in history.

Trump team blames "Democrats and RINOs" for Brad Parscale's suicide threats

Brad Parscale has big nipples!

Kinda cute/Kinda fugly .

Moobs!

[quote]Brad Parscale has big nipples!

And saggy tits!

I'm underwhelmed. I thought he looked more ripped.Maybe a longer prison sentence gives him some muscles?

That head of his is so long. It makes his 6'8 size that much more unimpressive.

[quote]Trump team blames "Democrats and RINOs" for Brad Parscale's suicide threats

What a shock. Nobody could have seen that coming.

[quote]To be precise, a 6'8" neo-Nazi fisting bottom gnome

Stop trying to make him attractive!

Tea with milk or lemon?

The sex addicts on here are out f control and would sleep with literally any living thing.

He wasn’t suicidal. He was a domestic abuser. I read about how the police did a double leg takedown when 6-6 pascale didn’t drop to the ground when requested. Black man would have been shot. Emptied clip shot.

Parscale looks exactly like I would imagine a very dedicated KKK member to look. Sort of a sloppy, droopy, stupid face.

Anyway - lets hope he goes through with it next time.

So why did the cops tackle him so violently ? he wasnt acting crazy or brandishing a weapon . That wifes tits are so fake!we know where some of his stolen money went. Sorry,I do in fact think hes kinda hot. I love me some big ole man !

Sex addict ^

Get some help.

Down goes Parscale!

R209 They blame, I congratulate.

I'm surprised they didn't go for ANTIFA set him up and the women in the recording isn't his wife but an Antifa tranny plant.

Quite big tits.

Why didn't the wife "stand her ground" and blow his ass away? It is "Anything Goes" Florida after all.

I smell a passel of swamp creatures snarling and thrashing about in this dragnet!

Is that a real photo, R224??

[quote] "stand her ground"

Stand HER ground? Since when is it HER ground? A woman can't own anything. Her husband can. He also owns her.

He's the result of severe inbreeding

Will the footage be on "Cops" or "Live PD"?

[quote]Is that a real photo, [R224]??

Yes, it's a screen cap from the video at R197.

Where did the wife say she signed the tax returns on duress?

I'll let you know in a hot minute, r233

[quote]The sex addicts on here are out f control and would sleep with literally any living thing.

Does it absolutely positively need to be living?

shirtless and wearing shorts. How Florida of him.

This guy is not going to jail, he'll get offed by the Reds or he'll kill himself. He's a thieving wimp who tried to roll with the Trump mob and soon learned that unless you're born into it, you're expendable. Hell Eric and the other cokey son are expendable. The only one that will maaaaaybe sting Dump a bit will be if the daughter-wife gets arrested.

What I wouldn't give to see Grasshopperface in one of her little outfits and heels, perfectly accessorized, cuffed and doing a perp walk. I would have so many orgasms I would probably dehydrate.

Deplorables are claiming cops targeted him because he's a Trump supporter. LOL. If he'd been black he'd probably be dead or permanently paralyzed

[quote] Deplorables are claiming cops targeted him because he's a Trump supporter.

Yeah, because cops are SO liberal! The first thing they do when they get up is to check what AOC tweeted and give it a "like".

The wife was blabbing about their tax returns. Will they silence her?

R103, White Lives Matter!

Soon:

Trump: "I don't know this Parscale---is that his name? I take pictures with a lot of people. Many people work on my campaigns, good people, smart people. Maybe this guy made some phone calls for the President. This is another Democrat hoax, like the Russian hoax, when I had that perfect phone call. Fake News. We'll see what happens."

Pascale? Don't know him. Never met him.

I kept thinking of that scene in Primary Colors where Kathy Bates realizes how corrupt politics is and kills herself.

R183, A wife can always testify against her husband. The law is that she cannot be COMPELLED to. Mrs. P. might well volunteer.

I hope the cop who did his cavity search had YUGE fingers.

R245, as much as I prefer that scenario, I think that he could block her from testifying as well. However, if they committed a crime together, I believe that invalidates everything. Calling all DL lawyers! Please feel free to correct us!

Parscale testified to Congress under oath that the Trump campaign did no such racially-motivated targeting in 2016.

Which is probably what led to this.

[quote] Parscale testified to Congress under oath that the Trump campaign did no such racially-motivated targeting in 2016.

He LIED? My gawd!

I want to know more about the tax returns.

Interesting tidbit: The wife mentioned to the police that he suffers from PTSD. I looked at his bio, thinking he might've served in the military, but the majority of his adult life has been spent working with the Trump family developing websites. Is the PTSD from his short tenure as campaign manager?

[quote] Interesting tidbit: The wife mentioned to the police that he suffers from PTSD.

Seeing yourself in a mirror (what you've become while working for Trump) can do that to you.

R224, well, the Parscale family has found their Christmas card image for the year! That's a keeper. They can also include the pic of the wife with her hard, fake tits nippling out of her bikini top.

"The TikTokers who trolled Parscale JUST HANDED TRUMP THE ELECTION!!!!!!!"

That shirtless body slam to the ground HAD to hurt.

Smell all you high flown bitches . I dont care if he sucked trumps asshole 3 nights a week,Id climb that man mountain in a second. I aint sucking his principles,dears . Bet you he's got a nice fat one . Id plop down on it like a sit and spin and twirl away . Wheeee !!!

HI roger stone @ r256

All I know is Hope Hicks' mussy is moist right now. Damn does she love a wife beater.

Yeah, besides Corey and Brad, Hope was also involved with that bag-man, Rob something who got pushed out of the WH as well. I think he was married as well. She seems to have a type. It has been pretty obvious she has been planning on being Mrs. Donald Trump, version 4.

Rob Porter.

That's him...thanks, R260. Attractive loser/wife-beater.

First hearing this I assumed the whole incident related to Trump bullshit. After looking at it, I think the dude is just a raging alcoholic who had a "moment." We shall see I guess.

Hicks dated Parscale, too? Geez. What a track record.

So either the story of Trump's taxes has completely overwhelmed the news cycle or MSNBC is trying to keep it classy. No mention of it on Nicolle Wallace's show. I've had the other shows on in the background and didn't notice a mention.

This has to be the administration with the sleaziest men with sketchiest sex lives ever. Manafort and Stone on top of those already mentioned That slime ball Jason Miller cheated on his wife with AJ Delgado who got pregnant. He first refused to acknowledge the baby and is currently refusing to pay support. Delgado moved back into her mother's place and started a GoFundMe to pay her lawyer. I recall reading that he wanted custody so his wife could raise it.

This is a YouTube video. I hate Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, etc. Shit never plays right.

Why is Smellyanne back at the White House?

Damage control meetings or debate prep? Chris Christie was also seen entering.

Chris Christie? Were they offering free baked goods?

He wouldn't appoint Christie dog catcher and yet fat boy still keeps going back when fetched, still looking for love.

Jared hates Christie's guts because he was the prosecutor who put daddy on jail.

R268 Chris Christie was seated front and center at Trump’s most recent press conference (along with Rudy Giuliani.)

Why? Were they giving out free donuts?

R247, What of "the law is" do you not understand?

TRY GOOGLE.

I found the unredacted police report. Yes, they took ten guns!

I need ten different guns to defend myself!

[quote]Authorities also took possession of 10 guns that Parscale had in the home.

Barack Hussein Obama and Antifa took Brad's guns!

[quote]The IRS actually has policies about wives signing taxes unknowingly or under duress. It’s not uncommon.

When I read shit like this I become entirely less concerned that women aren't equal to men. They're not equal because they don't want to be. This creative interpretation of law is sexist and wrong. Signing a false government document is the same crime regardless of one's gender or relationship.

AHA! "Dee Plorable" indeed! You've outed yourself now, Ms. Amy C--- Barrett. You will NEVAH make the bench bitch.

That was for [R230]. I stand my ground, and also by my statement. Toodles!

Jump jump jump.....

Jump jump jump.....

Everything Trump touches dies.

the wife sounds trans

Quite big tits.

The people harping "the wife sounds trans" are tedious, unfunny TERF cunts.

^^Someone hasn't had her coffee or her stack of pancakes yet

Why does someone need 10 guns? This guy lives in a posh neighborhood that probably has never had a visit from police. Oh wait, until HE caused a problem. I guess he thinks the marxists are going to invade.

[quote]Why does someone need 10 guns?

I'm going with "3 inches fully erect."

[quote]because “he hit her.”

No need for quotes, my good dude, he really did hit her. If he didn't want her to have a great defense for when the IRS comes calling, he shouldn't have hit her before firing his gun and barricading himself in their home.

They invade ever thread, R285. If they're not trying to change the topic to trans, it's to SJWs ruining the world or blacks all being criminals or what have you.

If he needs bail money, he can always pose for Juggs or for those birthday cards they sell at Spencer Gifts.

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Republicans will defend him, even though he was stealing from them

Just like the "We Build the Wall" assholes

He's already rich and lives a white trash existence in Ft Lauderdale...what is the point of stealing $40-50M? He's not like Paul Manafort, who at least had the decency to live an extravagent lifestyle!

It couldn't have happened to a more deserving party.

Not to get off topic but during his trial I was mesmerized by the descriptions of Paul Manafort’s expensive tastes when it came to clothes. So ugly, so expensive.

Ostrich jacket?

So is he going to be the fall guy for all the missing Inauguration money? This would not surprise me at all, Trump was still pissed at him about the Tulsa debacle...

But it’s got white satin lining!

You would think that for $15,000 it would at least have some ostrich feathers.

r277 The law applies to innocent SPOUSES, not just wives.

Manafort was rich prior to Trump; this loser had nothing.

[quote] I think that he could block her from testifying as well. However, if they committed a crime together, I believe that invalidates everything. Calling all DL lawyers! Please feel free to correct us!

She can testify against her husband if she chooses. And, if he is charged with domestic abuse, the prosecution might be able to force her to testify. I'm not familiar with Florida statutes; however, in Texas, a victim-spouse can be required to testify against the defendant-spouse. This came up in the prosecution of Warren Moon for abusing his wife, Felicia Moon, back in the 90s.

In any trial with one spouse testifying against the other, the issue of spousal communications can arise. Generally, spousal communications are presumed to be privileged, but the privilege can be defeated.

Notice how all the Trumpsters have a fetish for bit tits?

I hope he squeals and turns them all in.

BIG.

Maybe some of the dirt will be that he stole campaign money and funnelled it through the Proud Boys.

I want to know what his connection to them is. Maybe it’ll be direct proof of their financing militias. Perhaps he was trying to become Erik Prince 2.0.