Joe Montan: Intruder Snatches Grandchild at Malibu Home, Joe Confronts Alleged Kidnapper

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Who is Joe Montana?

That is some scary shit

Wow, certainly frightening, but every family in this situation should be so lucky.

sounds made up

As a boy growing up in California, Joe Montana was Tom Brady's idol.

If that fucking baby uses them/them pronouns, I don’t care what happens to it.

Jesus R7 what a weird comment. That was your first thought after reading this story? Really?

I have a feeling there's going to be a LOT more to this story than some stranger breaking into their home.

Someone was fucking this woman, question is who

Another one of Sodsai Dalzell's zany pranks!

Was it a custody thing? This does seem strange.

Joe Montana is a hot daddy.

DL is not letting me post her Facebook page, but go there and look at the comments under the top post.

Here's a pic from her Facebook page.

Whose fb page. Just fucking .spill the beans.

Whaddaya know, the quarterback actually made an interception.

Irony.

[quote] I have a feeling there's going to be a LOT more to this story than some stranger breaking into their home.

I agree. Weird, random (apparently), daytime, Malibu, Joe Montana.

I kinda want to know what Joe was doing while his wife struggled with the kidnapper and came away with the child. Was Joe on the phone?

The crazy woman's name is Sodsai Dalzell. This is certainly weird, but there are a LOT of insane people running around these days. I wonder how she got in, though. Did the home have nonexistent security?

Meh.

Oh, r21, best comment in a long time!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cal Ripken’s elderly mother was kidnapped and held hostage. She was released a day later but the guy was never identified. They even have him on camera.

Weird shit happens, even to famous people and their families.

R23 weird how that story just went under the radar and never came up again

R8, I was remarking on the news story referring to the baby as “they.” Chill.

R13

Granddaddy.

Where were the baby's actual parents?

[quote] Where were the baby's actual parents?

Watching football.

Weird

R6 Joe WAS Tom Brady back in his day. Marino and Elway were more talented, but Joe had better teams and better coaches.

I had a crush on him back in the day, watched every Niners game for years.

As a quarterback, Montana's skills were sub-par overall. There thing that made him a top player, and which never failed to amaze viewers, was that he'd play *better* when the shit hit the fan. Week after week, year after year, he'd play like shit for most of the game, but when the team was behind and the 4th quarter was winding down, then bam! Suddenly everthing he did was perfect! It was like watching Clark Kent turn into Superman, the damndest thing to watch. I've never seen any athlete in any sport make such a habit of playing well at crunch time.

Although this time it seems to have been Mrs. Montana who turned superhero.

Well of course she was the one to get the baby, if he did he would have spiked it.

Did this woman ever work for them at some point?

R32, quarterbacks don’t spike the ball. Joke fail.

Who??

[Quote]Although this time it seems to have been Mrs. Montana who turned superhero.

Which one? Montana had several. Joe Montana from Monongahlia Pennsylvania needs to be honest.

Was Sodsai a former prostitute from Thailand? And her husband looks kinda like some redneck slob who would go to that country for sex too.

It's Monongahela

r34 Have you ever watched a football game?

R39, in that context, I stand corrected.

I was thinking when a player catches a pass in the end zone, and spikes the ball in celebration, followed by a happy dance, with much hugging and spanking by fellow teammates.

My bad!

Weird story

Is the suspect that same lady who used to claim she was black but was actually white?

Who remembers when that town in Montana (Ismay, to be specific) changed its name to Joe?

[quote] I was thinking when a player catches a pass in the end zone, and spikes the ball in celebration, followed by a happy dance, with much hugging and spanking by fellow teammates.

While I still love ya, you’re also wrong there.

Albeit it’s usually more of a touchdown run, but Cam Newton for one does it all the time.