How to get money without working?

Marry a prince!

Play the stock market.

Where's the Melania poster? Perfect for him/her.

Win the lottery.

Inheritance, darling.

Find a sugar daddy.

I guess prostitution is work - dangerous, unpleasant work.

Blackmail, but like prostitution, illegal and possibly dangerous.

Architecture!

Kill yourself and collect the life insurance cash.

Sell your plasma

R11 is trying to help You can sell plasma for a bit money.

If you have universities/research hospitals near you they are always looking for research participants and you can make a little money participating in trials.

They pay between $100 to $125 per pop for plasma. Unlike donating blood where you have to wait 56 days between donations you can donate plasma 2 times per week.

You're not donating it if you're getting paid, R13.

Start an OnlyFans.

See also: GoFundMe. With the right story, you could tug thousands of dollars out of those heartstrings.

Pawn your phone.

R14

Fuck off.

Oh, someone is mad. Look out everyone. R18 might tell you to fuck off if you challenge him.

Become a pandhandler.

Whoring?

Become President.

Hardly. Trump works hard at making up B.S.

Get a fucking job you lazy cunt fuck.

LOL R10

Marry into the Trump family.

Become a republican politician.

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$$$Religion, Inc.

Ask any number of con artist grifters like Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell (Senior and Junior), Mike Huckabee, how fame and fortune can be yours by preaching the word of God (even though Jesus Christ never made a whole lot of money).

OP, you should ask Paul Ryan.

Have you tried "being young"?

Republican Senator?

Save $5000 and invest in a Roth IRA and precious metals. If you leave it there it’ll grow in value.

Is this Collin?

Whoring is hardwork people.

Now onlyfans is easy money, but you need some sort of fan base first.

I'm OP

Sell classified ads.

Become adopted by the Kadarshians, Kennedys or Trumps??

[quote] They pay between $100 to $125 per pop for plasma

Not even close. More like $30 to $45, sometimes $60 for the first time.

Start a pyramid scheme.

R39

In Nashville they pay $100-125

God. Hope I never need a transfusion in Nashville.

R42

The plasma that's paid for is never used for transfusion. Transfusion grade plasma comes from the blood back.

The paid for plasma is used for research

Wheedle it out of your parents.

Are you young? Are you hot?

If you answered “no” to the above questions, then best of luck to you.

Dress in your oldest clothes, write something pathetic or mildly amusing on a piece of cardboard, and take up a stance at a busy intersection. You can score a lot of money tax free.

Our local cops did this as part of a seat belt enforcement sting operation, and were astounded at how many hundreds of dollars a day their faux homeless guys ended up collecting.

Ask DJT. He's not doing shit for anyone. Never has.