Spotting Crazy Queens

Drives a Japanese economy car from the '00s with a personalized license plate.

Pron addict. Stalks pron stars, especially if they're "straight." Spends 22/7 scouring internet for next big Kegan Keller. Has memorial in his bedroom to various dead pron stars.

one that admits he paid for a DL membership.

Horrible grammar/punctuation/spelling and stream-of-consciousness messaging = meth

Second toe longer than the big toe.

Wayyyyy overdone eyebrow shaping/plucking.

College educated guys who think "The Master Cleanse" is some sort of rational thing to do, and that they need to "cleanse" their "toxins". Same for Landmark Forum rubes. Nope. Dismissed.

r1 is oddly specific.

They wear neon blue drugstore reading glasses on a chain around their neck; the glasses broke years ago, and are held together by white electrical tape, even though new ones cost $2.99.

This thread has enormous potential!

They mistake the gender of the person attached to a foot in a picture.

Contributes over nine replies to a thread

Reads only 8% of a reply before posting an argument, then looks silly to the DL reader who is gifted with reading comprehension

Thinks a simple unsubstantiated negation is well-reasoned debate

Anyone posting this thread is a crazy queen.

Shitting on people- gay people - based on matters of faerie silliness, dubious taste, naïveté and ignorance is one of my markers for spotting a crazy queen not worth drizzly cat puke.

The other descriptors, apart from the vanity plates on an old Japanese economy car (brilliant), are just the usual complaints against ignoramuses. It has nothing to do the gay people, except for location.

You schmucks can't even get your homophobia right.

Crazy Queen spotted at R13.

Eww, what's wrong with OP's little toe?

[quote]The other descriptors, apart from the vanity plates on an old Japanese economy car (brilliant), are just the usual complaints against ignoramuses. It has nothing to do the gay people, except for location.

Exactly.

People need to get a grip - no one is talking about those NASTY toenails on OP's pic.

You're all a bunch of crazy queens if you think those toenails are acceptable in polite society.

Any guy over 30 with his hair dyed some unnatural color - pink, blue, green, even platinum white.

Guys with with colored toe nail polish or one or two finger nails with nail polish.

Nipple piercings. Ear gauges. Prince Alberts.

Honey - it's not edgy. It's ridiculous.

Looks like there’s a full-blown fungus infection on the toes in OP’s pic. Gross

R10 here. YA'LL BLEW IT!

Mutters "love you" when you hang up from a phone call, but you know he doesn't mean it. He'll prove it five years down the line.

They carry all their sex toys in a Disney bag.

I’ll thank Miss R1 to shut her stupid, fat mouth. My Miata, her name’s Beatrice, is assuredly more sporty & stylish than the broke-down clunker R1 rides around in!

-there’s a hole where a theft security tag is missing -your drugs are missing -you come back with his drink at the bar and two guys are draped all over him

manicured eyebrows

OP - that is a vile photo.

Even the DL's venerable feets troll would recoil in horror at the pic at OP.

black nail polish

No, R12, just no.

Trump derangement syndrome and using iPhones claiming they're "tech savvy"

Spotted gazing into mirror asking, “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.”

Also raises moths and spends all day and night in the basement.

Some of these are weirdly specific.

Dusty toupee

Doesn’t bother to correct typo on birth certificate. Just goes with “Jame.”

Cracked phone screen.

I’m not a queen, I’m King!

Bernie t-shirt

Collects memorabilia. Any kind.

Hasn’t seen FOLLIES.

queeny pool

R13 is a lesbian who is a hit at parties.

If we can’t poke fun at ourselves what’s the use?

Finding out they are republican.

Dolls of any kind.

I walked out of Follies. Roundabout Theatre production 1990s.

r37 - guilty. Call the white coats.

Bangle bracelets of assorted faux metals and stones all worn at the same time.

They get psychic readings on the reg

Eww, those toenails could give you tetanus

Adult men who:

Watch tv shows that are made for teenage girls.

Listens to music that is made for teenage girls.

Addicted to reality tv like those Housewives shows.

Good one, r42.

Yes, doll collectors/toy collectors are fucking nuts.

1. A Tina Turner wall clock (and I love her)

2. Feet resembling the one featured in the OP photo (toe ring, or not)

Being gay, loud, and proud for Trump.

OMG I am 69 years old and I don't have wrinkles on my feet, how fucking old is this queen in OP's pic?

I don’t know why but r52 made me bust out laughing.

[quote] Bangle bracelets

Ooh, that’s definitely a manic Monday.

Homeless and criticisimg other gay men in a 12 step group for their non-homeless privilege. "There's a bunch of privileged bitches up in here!"

Not understanding the irony of calling people out for “Trump Derangement Syndrome”

[quote]They wear neon blue drugstore reading glasses on a chain around their neck; the glasses broke years ago, and are held together by white electrical tape, even though new ones cost $2.99.

A run of the mill Data Lounger I should think, the better to read the details of his near complete run of 1980s TV Guide magazines that stink of B&H cigarettes and small yappy dogs ("that Harry Hamlin was a dish!")

R52 I adore you and want you to be the father of our love child

Disney gays *sigh*

Own "healing crystals."

I know a person who checks at least 6 of these boxes.

He claims to be straight. Still single at 56.

Maybe he just hasn’t found the right woman yet, r61.

Social media obsessed, and cannot break from it. Went to a birthday dinner for a friend of ours, about 15 people there. One of our friends was in the midst of one of those Instagram "like" contests, where you submit pics to a page & whoever gets the most likes wins some gift package. He spent most of the dinner on his phone obsessing over *why* he was *still* in 2nd place, would interrupt other people's conversations to ask for input on which pictures he should post next, would get up and walk around the restaurant looking for good lighting & spots for pictures. It was messed up. At one point he was rambling on about this "contest" & I just looked at him & quietly said "We're at Sarah's birthday dinner right now."

Looks just like my husband's right foot, but he doesn't wear toe rings. The first time he saw my feet he said it was the first time he'd ever seen feet where the first toe was longer than the second one.