Fifth Avenue and 74th Street
Gorgeous. Could do without the red room. No pics of kitchen and baths which could be suspicious. But the layout is wonderful.
I'll take it.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 25, 2020 11:18 PM |
That yellow-orange paint is in my office. It looks fantastic in the mornings. Cheers me up instantly.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 26, 2020 12:45 AM |
Not a comfortable chair or piece of notable art in the whole place. Whatever the red room is it’s appalling. The Naugahyde matching futon things in the library(?) look like they smell old. No terrace for $32M? No thanks
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 26, 2020 1:11 AM |
Love most of it. Well, not that dreadful red plaid room or those couches. And, they shouldn’t have put lamps over all the paintings. But, it seems spacious and airy.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 26, 2020 1:19 AM |
I’ve never seen so many chairs in my life
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 26, 2020 1:22 AM |
The sofas are the Anfibio by Giovannetti. Originals from the 70s are worth a fortune. They open into a bed. Very appreciated among design people. They don't make much sense in that room.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 26, 2020 1:36 AM |
That's a lot of chairs.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 26, 2020 1:39 AM |
Do you think the furniture is original?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 26, 2020 1:41 AM |
The room that looks like a giant Christmas present.
WTF
And I'd be craving orange juice all day from that other room.
Or maybe mango
It's definitely a Crayola color
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 26, 2020 1:41 AM |
What a fabulous apartment for a 78 year-old widow
Who used to give fabulous dinner parties
Before she broke her hip
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 26, 2020 1:55 AM |
The living and dining rooms look like period rooms at the Met, beautiful but not very livable. That plaid room is a nightmare. God only know what the kitchen and bathrooms look like.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 26, 2020 2:38 AM |
Where are the hoses kept?
Also, don't bring a ton of clothes.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 26, 2020 2:44 AM |
Horses...
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 26, 2020 2:49 AM |
$32 million and no washer/dryer?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 26, 2020 2:50 AM |
Whose house was this? One of the Koch brothers? The one who died?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 26, 2020 2:54 AM |
I know living in a Central Park coop is the height of glamor but never in my life would I spend 32 million on such a blighted dump.
You could buy up the whole city of Detroit.
There is so much one could do with that much cash.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 26, 2020 2:59 AM |
Seriously, r16–that is a shitload of money for not a lot of house.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 26, 2020 3:02 AM |
$32 million and no Powder Room
Sure you can use the hall bathroom just push the portable toilet and the Depends out of the way
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 26, 2020 3:07 AM |
Meh. It’s staged - with furnishings of the kind to which Sotheby’s (or is it Christie’s? whatever who the fuck cares) has access, surely - but still, it’s staged and it looks it. The decor has that sense of last-minute rush that happens when one has to put together a random selection of leftovers no one else wants. Not really very impressive. I’ll keep my .cold 32, thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 26, 2020 3:16 AM |
I hate all the shared baths, there’s only one bedroom without a Jack and Jill bath, and it’s not the master. For that kind of money I want palatial private baths.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 26, 2020 3:20 AM |
Surely $32 million is some pre-Covid fantasy
I can just imagine the sellers insisting that they'll agree to list it for $32 million but they EXPECT multiple offers and a bidding war
And we don't any of that riff-raff who will complain about the $29,000 a month in maintenance fees either
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 26, 2020 5:07 AM |
R21 - exactly. No fucking way - I think they may get half that.
God - all of the federalist furniture and old lady shit just screams Republican.
Beautiful rooms - just need to ditch all of the furnishings. And no bathroom or kitchen pictures are VERY suspicious - total gut jobs.
Fuck it - like any of us would pass the co-op board anyway. It would be a nightmare to live in that building.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 26, 2020 5:14 AM |
I was thinking staged, as well. The living room, in particular, seems to have a lot of dining room chairs. Maybe they're antiques? Still, it's not a very comfortable space. But the apartment itself is lovely. Just a little bit of work. $32 million does seem like a bit much, though.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 26, 2020 12:39 PM |
Who hired this shitty real estate “agent” to take crappy iPhone pictures for a $32M listing?
Goddamn bitch if you want a fucking half million dollar commission get off your fat ass and work it!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 26, 2020 2:05 PM |
Beautiful apartment, but whoever furnished that place needs to learn how to place pieces. That living room looks like they just had a recital and haven't removed all the chairs yet. And dear God in Heaven, those sofas in the paneled den should be burned. And I'm sad they showed no bathrooms or the kitchen.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 26, 2020 2:14 PM |
Can you imagine forking out $32 million only to immediately have to renovate the kitchen and bathrooms?
Nothing sold for eight figures should be a "fixer-upper."
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 26, 2020 3:12 PM |
These people could have the best game of Musical Chairs ever. It would never end.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 26, 2020 3:26 PM |
From the listing:
PROPERTY FEATURES
Cooperative Architecturally Significant City/Skyline View Metropolitan Living Metropolitan Park Views
Listing both "Metropolitan Living" and "Metropolitan" as features - maybe the realtor actually ran out of words to describe this metropolitan $32 million dollar metropolitan-living bargain
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 26, 2020 3:26 PM |
Claus von Bulow lived in that building.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 26, 2020 3:31 PM |
Property tax flip to be paid by buyer 2.5% = $812,500
Don't forget to budget that into your actual costs
Along with the unspecified monthly maintenance fees that are probably north of $30,000 per month
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 26, 2020 3:33 PM |
And MARY Tyler Moore also loved there. As did those two famous red tail hawks, Pale Male, that they removed them restored to their nest built on cornice work on the facade
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 26, 2020 3:34 PM |
[quote]Claus von Bulow lived in that building.
And he was one of the "poors" too
after he lost his access to Sunny's money
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 26, 2020 3:35 PM |
Aaaaaand..... Barbra Streisand was rejected by the board three decades ago. Lol
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 26, 2020 3:36 PM |
^ r32. True. But he got back some access to her fortune when his daughter, Cosima (an old old friend of mine) was finally restored as beneficiary to her grandmother’s will. Coz supported him.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 26, 2020 3:37 PM |
[quote]And MARY Tyler Moore also loved there
Well maybe not as much as you'd think
She was kind of cold
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 26, 2020 3:37 PM |
^oooops. Oh dear on me.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 26, 2020 3:38 PM |
The red tartan room would look better with slings dangling from the ceiling. It’s also a great place to put your dildo collection on display.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 26, 2020 3:42 PM |
Am I the only one who thinks those tall splindly skyscrapers have so ruined the NY skyline than property in view of them is worthless?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 26, 2020 3:43 PM |
^ you are in good company.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 26, 2020 3:44 PM |
The staff room is too small for my needs.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 26, 2020 3:48 PM |
The red carpet in the Red Tartan room looks dirty and wrinkled
Did they even bother to vacuum it?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 26, 2020 3:49 PM |
[quote]The staff room is too small for my needs.
I don't even think about the servants
The little people don't matter to me or my 50 best friends
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 26, 2020 3:52 PM |
[quote] Am I the only one who thinks those tall splindly skyscrapers have so ruined the NY skyline than property in view of them is worthless?
They're horrid! From afar they don't even look like buildings. They look like communications towers.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 26, 2020 3:53 PM |
No bedrooms?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 26, 2020 3:54 PM |
[quote]No bedrooms?
No Rose, it was commune - we made love and slept in the chairs
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 26, 2020 3:58 PM |
They forgot to stage the bagpipers in the Plaid Room.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 26, 2020 4:00 PM |
How the fuck did Mary Tyler Moore get in? She got into The San Remo, of course, but here???
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 26, 2020 4:04 PM |
Yes, it's very nice
But we're looking for a place with more occasional antique chairs
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 26, 2020 4:05 PM |
[quote] The red carpet in the Red Tartan room looks dirty and wrinkled
It does look like it needs to be restretched.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 26, 2020 4:05 PM |
First of all the apartment is for sale, not the furniture. Not a very interesting apartment, but then again NYC is all about the square footage.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 26, 2020 4:08 PM |
We're not concerned with the sale aspect. We're homosexuals. We're concerned about how the joint looks and whether or not the current residents have good decorating taste. We deem this offering to be lacking.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 26, 2020 4:14 PM |
[quote]First of all the apartment is for sale, not the furniture.
Consider yourself scolded
If I write an offer to include the furnishings, then the goddamned furniture is for sale too.
I've always dreamed of an apartment full of furniture that smells of frail old white woman.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 26, 2020 4:34 PM |
A proper New York apartment is 75% chairs.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 26, 2020 4:49 PM |
R2, what brand and color name is this? I have wanted something like this in my dining room for awhile.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 26, 2020 5:39 PM |
It's called Vaginal Discharge
Be sure to get the low VOC variety
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 26, 2020 6:17 PM |
No thanks. It's staged to look like an 80 y.o. widow lives there. It's a total turn off. I prefer a more California mission style home to a 5th Ave. Apt.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 26, 2020 7:12 PM |
IMO, the floor plan is better than most old NYC apartments posted in "Tasteful Friends." This floor plan makes sense. There's a powder room type of bathroom next to the kitchen.
I don't think it's staged. Not a single photo of a bed (except for the library sofas).
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 26, 2020 8:28 PM |
If I'm moving in, that painting on the southern wall is getting replaced with a TV. The dining room fireplace would be reversibly concealed with bookcases. The library would become an intimate dining room with seating for 6-8. And the formal living room, well no one would be allowed in there.
The southern view at night must be a sight. That's the 30 million dollar view, and I wouldn't waste it on a formal dining room. A dining room on the park never makes sense. Who throws a dinner party during the day when you can see the view? I'd use the room to watch The View.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 27, 2020 12:37 AM |
I think this is the "double master bedroom." Now I do see a bed in the far right of the photo.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 27, 2020 1:37 AM |
Apartment #9 in 927 Fifth, location and furnishings, is way too upscale for DL. Just read most of the insipid comments. The unit is a full-floor co-op in an elegant and exclusive 12-floor limestone building by Warren & Wetmore, only one apartment per floor, only twelve apartments in the building. Many of you will know of the building as the home of several Central Park red-tailed hawks nesting a few years ago, Check out Pale Male.
Negative comments here are amusing … I suppose it depends upon what you know and how you were raised. $32 million is not high. the unit is not staged; many people of taste and a little money furnish like that … too many chairs indeed; Good God! And think about it, just two rooms, LR & DR, run 60-feet wide, larger than any apartment or house in which many here grew up. The floor plan is outstanding, The comment few here could get in the building? Probably correct, but think of the convenience of putting your shabby tricks into your own private service elevator Now that's posh. Still, I weep "….they shouldn’t have put lamps over all the paintings'"? Good God, how do some of you ever find your way here?
That's very funny, R9
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 29, 2020 8:17 PM |
[quote]That yellow-orange paint is in my office. It looks fantastic in the mornings. Cheers me up instantly.
It's in my home office, too. It's been a few years and I keep thinking I should change it, but it's such a mood-brightener.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 29, 2020 8:24 PM |
WTF? Why is a high rise apartment decorated like some late 18th century colonial mansion? That's fucked up.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 29, 2020 8:31 PM |
Two of the bedrooms are adjacent to three bathrooms and one shares walls with two of the toilets. Hopefully there's thick walls. I wouldn't want to hear two people using a toilet while trying to slumber.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 29, 2020 8:31 PM |
Claus von Bülow did not live in this building, R29. Sunny’s apartment was at 960 Fifth Avenue.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 29, 2020 8:48 PM |
I think it is exactly what a 5th Ave grand apartment should be. It is unfortunate that it doesn't have a terrace and according to the floor plan, I don't see a bathroom for the staff room, unless it is the bathroom next to the kitchen (below the kitchen on the floorplan). I doubt that it is staged - that is just a seriously old money, old school, hardcore preppy occupant(s).
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 29, 2020 8:54 PM |
No powder room.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 30, 2020 12:56 AM |