Loves the lord!
Is a Christian
Votes Republican
Cured his same sex desires through prayer
Is too busy with work to think about romance
Has a girlfriend, but you can't meet her because she lives far away
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Loves the lord!
Is a Christian
Votes Republican
Cured his same sex desires through prayer
Is too busy with work to think about romance
Has a girlfriend, but you can't meet her because she lives far away
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 6, 2020 2:54 PM |
is married. Or was married.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 24, 2020 12:07 AM |
Dates in Europe!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 24, 2020 12:08 AM |
Is dating Taylor Swift
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 24, 2020 12:13 AM |
...immersed in his work. He doesn’t have a private life.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 24, 2020 12:16 AM |
Just asexual!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 24, 2020 12:17 AM |
...he attends mass everyday and devotes his free time to the local Catholic Church. His best friend is the priest.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 24, 2020 12:20 AM |
OP can you get me the number of the guy you’re describing?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 24, 2020 12:22 AM |
His girlfriend is a busy flight attendant so she hardly is there... Oh.. this excuse might not work during the pandemic.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 24, 2020 12:32 AM |
"I've worked with him, didn't ping, his girlfriend was around all the time."
"My female friend/hairdresser/dog walker/etc. dated him, not gay."
"I've met him socially and he didn't set off my gaydar, his girlfriend was there."
"He's Liberal and wouldn't hide it if he was."
"It's a Republican conspiracy to take him down."
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 24, 2020 12:49 AM |
Just theatrical
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 24, 2020 1:02 AM |
Is Kevin Spacey.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 24, 2020 1:06 AM |
Is married to Amal.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 24, 2020 1:56 AM |
I love R9!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 24, 2020 2:13 AM |
I thought the gf was a Victoria's Secret model who lives in Canada?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 24, 2020 2:15 AM |
He's devoted to his mother. He won't marry until mother dies!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 24, 2020 2:16 AM |
Is studying to become a priest.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 24, 2020 2:42 AM |
He's not gay, he's US Senator!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 24, 2020 2:43 AM |
....he feels his crazy work schedule would be unfair to a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 27, 2020 9:47 PM |
Has a girlfriend who lives in Canada but is working right now in JAPAN.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 27, 2020 9:50 PM |
...has been DELIVERT!
He don't like Mens no more.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 27, 2020 9:50 PM |
... has many gay friends, doesn't judge.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 27, 2020 9:51 PM |
Is asexual.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 27, 2020 9:52 PM |
... he is a huge sports fan -watches football, basketball, baseball, hockey, wrestling... In fact, he's such a huge wresting fan he has photos of his favorite athletes , and a great collection of wrestling videos! Um. Er...
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 27, 2020 10:08 PM |
r24, true! We all know athletes can't be gay!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 27, 2020 10:11 PM |
... has a kid with an ex-girlfriend!
Now she's with another star that everyone falsely accuses of being gay! Unfair!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 27, 2020 10:14 PM |
Really? You're leaving it to me??
Sigh...
Okay.
... he just hasn't met the right girl.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 27, 2020 10:21 PM |
Notorious pussyhound. Big Bush supporter.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 27, 2020 11:03 PM |
Please send money! The Yankees are coming!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 27, 2020 11:22 PM |
…he's just high-strung.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 27, 2020 11:32 PM |
. . . just got engaged to a lovely Christian woman! I'm so excited to be planning my son's wedding!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 27, 2020 11:56 PM |
His girlfriend Chun Ling is very nice. I’m sure they’ll get engaged very soon.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 28, 2020 12:41 AM |
Chun Ling's bridesmaid will be Mai Do
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 28, 2020 12:48 AM |
He just hasn't found the right girl yet!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 28, 2020 8:04 AM |
". . . he's just a stylish dresser, goddammit!"
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 28, 2020 8:22 AM |
He's a straight metrosexual.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 28, 2020 9:23 AM |
He loves his mother.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 28, 2020 9:24 AM |
He meets plenty of women at ballroom dancing competitions.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 28, 2020 11:09 AM |
...just has impeccable fashion sense.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 28, 2020 11:18 AM |
He's always around women!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 28, 2020 5:26 PM |
Madly in love with Diane!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 28, 2020 5:29 PM |
LOL R29! I suppose that headline could be true if Cooper and Renner were a couple and Gaga tried to break up a spat between them.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 28, 2020 5:33 PM |
- He’s just going through a phase.
- He was in love with a sweet girl, but she died tragically.
- He swore lifelong chastity to his guru.
- He belongs to a secret Christian brotherhood.
- He lets nothing come between him and his art.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 28, 2020 5:47 PM |
He's just focusing on his career right now.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 28, 2020 6:35 PM |
....is Jack Nasty.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 28, 2020 7:12 PM |
I knew the girl he was in love with. But then she died.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 28, 2020 10:21 PM |
"... is SO not gay! Ha ha!!! He is TOTALLY Liberal and has TONS of gay friends! Ha ha ha! He knows people think he's gay but he's okay with it. Ha ha ha! I know him and he is with a different girl every night! Ha ha ha!!! He has to keep all of the girls secret for his image due to his [Disney/ABC/etc.] show but he is a total horndog! He's fucked one of my sister's best friends (female!!!!!).He's SO not gay! Ha ha ha!!!!"
[Some idiot here posts that about EVERY closeted male celebrity).
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 28, 2020 10:37 PM |
... simply a sassy and stylish straight Black Republican.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 28, 2020 10:50 PM |
He's just Jared being Jared.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 28, 2020 11:21 PM |
R48, one I see a lot is:
Sorry, I went to college/school with him and he definitely likes girls!
(How is it that these people always knew the stars they went to school with well enough to know their orientation? There were 2,000-3,000 kids at my high school and 30,000 students at my college...)
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 28, 2020 11:22 PM |
doesn't believe in labels!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 28, 2020 11:25 PM |
R52 That's the Bi classic. "I won't define myself."
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 29, 2020 9:29 PM |
The Bi Lie!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 29, 2020 9:30 PM |
.."he's a little light in the loafers"
..."he's a confirmed bachelor"
..."he's more complicated than you know"
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 29, 2020 9:39 PM |
He’s just one of those ‘creative types’.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 29, 2020 9:44 PM |
...married to Deborra-Lee Furness
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 29, 2020 10:04 PM |
And don't you fags forget it!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 29, 2020 10:14 PM |
[quote]How is it that these people always knew the stars they went to school with well enough to know their orientation?
The only actual star in my class was my middle school nemesis, so I knew nothing about his adult personal life except what was going on with his mom and sister. I didn't realize he had a (now teenage) kid until this last year.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 30, 2020 1:36 AM |
R59 love that Matt had a singular sworn nemesis in middle-school, one who went on to be a STAH no less. What an origin story.
All I had were garden-variety bullies, who as far as I know now live in the backwoods as ever.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 30, 2020 10:07 AM |
Ha!!!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 30, 2020 3:18 PM |
... is vice president of the United States.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 30, 2020 3:19 PM |
...has a girlfriend but he keeps her under wraps because he's very private.
(Bet you didn't know you can keep girls "under wraps" for years and they won't spoil.)
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 30, 2020 3:50 PM |
R60, I'll tell you it is freaky to go to the movies and see someone you know get his face ripped off. Almost makes me wish we'd maintained animosity over the years so as not to waste the effect.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 30, 2020 11:54 PM |
....is dating his DWTS celebrity partner.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 6, 2020 2:46 PM |
Ha! I met a friend's cousin yesterday and his "friend." Preppy southern lawyer and the friend was like a construction worker. She tells me he's never been married and he once went to Thailand to get a wife in order to look better in a local election!
"Honey, he's gay and that's his partner." She's like no way! "Umm...what confirmed bachelors buy a house together?"
They did.
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