I used a Spectrum tv remote once
Unconventional items you've used to pleasure yourself
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 22, 2020 6:23 AM |
Did it still function afterwards OP?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 17, 2020 3:04 AM |
Op: the only customer ever satisfied by Spectrum.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 17, 2020 3:06 AM |
A traffic cone
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 17, 2020 3:07 AM |
A baking rolling pin.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 17, 2020 3:10 AM |
A vacuum cleaner
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 17, 2020 3:33 AM |
Jacuzzi jet at a hotel outdoors..was alone
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 17, 2020 3:35 AM |
Your husband.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 17, 2020 3:40 AM |
The handle of a jump-rope.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 17, 2020 3:41 AM |
A nice FAT carrot
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 17, 2020 3:43 AM |
And that’s just the top end.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 17, 2020 3:48 AM |
A zucchini.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 17, 2020 3:49 AM |
LOL because it says “sweaty” instead of “sweetie” oh well.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 17, 2020 3:51 AM |
Farmer's cuke.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 17, 2020 3:56 AM |
R8 and then they caught you and you lied and said you accidentally swallowed a jump rope and it was finally coming through lol
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 17, 2020 5:43 AM |
There was a book early 80s “a cucumber is better than a man.”
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 21, 2020 7:57 PM |
A potato.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 21, 2020 8:00 PM |
My mother's and sisters' Ban Roll-On Deodorant. Great shape and size at the time.
What can I say? I was 13 and lacking in experience what I innately had in precocious understanding and determination.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 21, 2020 8:04 PM |
A flip cell phone.
Let's just say I called myself until....I answered
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 21, 2020 8:04 PM |
R17 sounds like Liberal indoctrination! 🤡
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 21, 2020 8:26 PM |
Eggplant.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 21, 2020 9:29 PM |
Caftans.
Earrings.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 21, 2020 9:36 PM |
handle of a metal ice cream scoop. the coolness of the medal and width of the handle was pretty perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 21, 2020 10:35 PM |
*metal
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 21, 2020 10:36 PM |
You probably thought I was kidding about eggplant but I wasn't.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 22, 2020 6:23 AM |