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Unconventional items you've used to pleasure yourself

I used a Spectrum tv remote once

by Anonymousreply 16Last Wednesday at 9:43 PM

Did it still function afterwards OP?

by Anonymousreply 1Last Wednesday at 7:04 PM

Op: the only customer ever satisfied by Spectrum.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Wednesday at 7:06 PM

A traffic cone

by Anonymousreply 3Last Wednesday at 7:07 PM

A baking rolling pin.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Wednesday at 7:10 PM

A vacuum cleaner

by Anonymousreply 5Last Wednesday at 7:33 PM

Jacuzzi jet at a hotel outdoors..was alone

by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 7:35 PM

Your husband.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 7:40 PM

The handle of a jump-rope.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 7:41 PM

A nice FAT carrot

by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 7:43 PM

And that’s just the top end.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 7:48 PM

A zucchini.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Wednesday at 7:49 PM

Forgot the photo. Oops.

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by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 7:50 PM

LOL because it says “sweaty” instead of “sweetie” oh well.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Wednesday at 7:51 PM

Farmer's cuke.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Wednesday at 7:56 PM

A tiny mushroom 🍄

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by Anonymousreply 15Last Wednesday at 9:39 PM

R8 and then they caught you and you lied and said you accidentally swallowed a jump rope and it was finally coming through lol

by Anonymousreply 16Last Wednesday at 9:43 PM
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