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Unconventional items you've used to pleasure yourself

I used a Spectrum tv remote once

by Anonymousreply 26September 22, 2020 6:23 AM

Did it still function afterwards OP?

by Anonymousreply 1September 17, 2020 3:04 AM

Op: the only customer ever satisfied by Spectrum.

by Anonymousreply 2September 17, 2020 3:06 AM

A traffic cone

by Anonymousreply 3September 17, 2020 3:07 AM

A baking rolling pin.

by Anonymousreply 4September 17, 2020 3:10 AM

A vacuum cleaner

by Anonymousreply 5September 17, 2020 3:33 AM

Jacuzzi jet at a hotel outdoors..was alone

by Anonymousreply 6September 17, 2020 3:35 AM

Your husband.

by Anonymousreply 7September 17, 2020 3:40 AM

The handle of a jump-rope.

by Anonymousreply 8September 17, 2020 3:41 AM

A nice FAT carrot

by Anonymousreply 9September 17, 2020 3:43 AM

And that’s just the top end.

by Anonymousreply 10September 17, 2020 3:48 AM

A zucchini.

by Anonymousreply 11September 17, 2020 3:49 AM

Forgot the photo. Oops.

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by Anonymousreply 12September 17, 2020 3:50 AM

LOL because it says “sweaty” instead of “sweetie” oh well.

by Anonymousreply 13September 17, 2020 3:51 AM

Farmer's cuke.

by Anonymousreply 14September 17, 2020 3:56 AM

A tiny mushroom 🍄

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by Anonymousreply 15September 17, 2020 5:39 AM

R8 and then they caught you and you lied and said you accidentally swallowed a jump rope and it was finally coming through lol

by Anonymousreply 16September 17, 2020 5:43 AM

There was a book early 80s “a cucumber is better than a man.”

by Anonymousreply 17September 21, 2020 7:57 PM

A potato.

by Anonymousreply 18September 21, 2020 8:00 PM

My mother's and sisters' Ban Roll-On Deodorant. Great shape and size at the time.

What can I say? I was 13 and lacking in experience what I innately had in precocious understanding and determination.

by Anonymousreply 19September 21, 2020 8:04 PM

A flip cell phone.

Let's just say I called myself until....I answered

by Anonymousreply 20September 21, 2020 8:04 PM

R17 sounds like Liberal indoctrination! 🤡

by Anonymousreply 21September 21, 2020 8:26 PM

Eggplant.

by Anonymousreply 22September 21, 2020 9:29 PM

Caftans.

Earrings.

by Anonymousreply 23September 21, 2020 9:36 PM

handle of a metal ice cream scoop. the coolness of the medal and width of the handle was pretty perfect.

by Anonymousreply 24September 21, 2020 10:35 PM

*metal

by Anonymousreply 25September 21, 2020 10:36 PM

You probably thought I was kidding about eggplant but I wasn't.

by Anonymousreply 26September 22, 2020 6:23 AM
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