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⚔️GAY SURNAME DEATHMATCH ⚔️

Which name will reign supreme?

My submission:

Lippincock

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by Allez cuisine!reply 41Last Thursday at 9:31 AM

The Indian surname Dikshit (or Dixit).

by Allez cuisine!reply 1Last Wednesday at 3:44 PM

Gaye.

by Allez cuisine!reply 2Last Wednesday at 3:45 PM

Hunchcunt

by Allez cuisine!reply 3Last Wednesday at 5:27 PM

Rimmer

by Allez cuisine!reply 4Last Wednesday at 5:47 PM

Seaman

by Allez cuisine!reply 5Last Wednesday at 6:11 PM

Gay...LMAO!!!

by Allez cuisine!reply 6Last Wednesday at 6:22 PM

Balik

by Allez cuisine!reply 7Last Wednesday at 6:29 PM

Bottoms.

by Allez cuisine!reply 8Last Wednesday at 7:33 PM

Cockburn

by Allez cuisine!reply 9Last Wednesday at 7:35 PM

Balz.

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by Allez cuisine!reply 10Last Wednesday at 7:39 PM

[quote]Lippincock

Wasn't that the name of one of Ricky's friends on [italic]Silver Spoons[/italic]

by Allez cuisine!reply 11Last Wednesday at 7:40 PM

Balzak

by Allez cuisine!reply 12Last Wednesday at 7:41 PM

[quote] Cockburn

Ouch!

by Allez cuisine!reply 13Last Wednesday at 10:05 PM

Dick. Not so much Philip K. as the multi-ethnic Sukhdeep Dick.

by Allez cuisine!reply 14Last Wednesday at 10:20 PM

Bussy. French in origin.

by Allez cuisine!reply 15Last Wednesday at 10:29 PM

Dick Foreskin, Rand foreskin and last but not least Rumple Foreskin. www.locatefamily.com. Proof I am not lying.

by Allez cuisine!reply 16Last Wednesday at 10:35 PM

Pines, pronounced 'penis'. His first name just overkill.

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by Allez cuisine!reply 17Last Wednesday at 10:47 PM

Hole.

And for the personal name and family name double, I proudly present:

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by Allez cuisine!reply 18Last Wednesday at 10:47 PM

Fagan/Fagin

by Allez cuisine!reply 19Last Wednesday at 10:49 PM

Harden

by Allez cuisine!reply 20Last Thursday at 4:25 AM

Swallows

by Allez cuisine!reply 21Last Thursday at 4:26 AM

Yummy!

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by Allez cuisine!reply 22Last Thursday at 4:48 AM

Not a surname, but I wouldn't have to use it as my address.

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by Allez cuisine!reply 23Last Thursday at 4:51 AM

This Dutch politician.

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by Allez cuisine!reply 24Last Thursday at 5:07 AM

Gayheart

by Allez cuisine!reply 25Last Thursday at 5:30 AM

Butz

by Allez cuisine!reply 26Last Thursday at 5:31 AM

Mangina (first name is a bonus)

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by Allez cuisine!reply 27Last Thursday at 5:33 AM

Weiner

by Allez cuisine!reply 28Last Thursday at 5:34 AM

Johncock

by Allez cuisine!reply 29Last Thursday at 5:34 AM

Morehead

by Allez cuisine!reply 30Last Thursday at 5:35 AM

Bonerz

by Allez cuisine!reply 31Last Thursday at 5:38 AM

Gaylord, of course.

by Allez cuisine!reply 32Last Thursday at 5:38 AM
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by Allez cuisine!reply 33Last Thursday at 5:53 AM

Fagg

by Allez cuisine!reply 34Last Thursday at 8:55 AM

Minnie Dicks--friend's Mother had a friend with this name, and she lived in the Bronx.

by Allez cuisine!reply 35Last Thursday at 9:12 AM

Hiscock. I knew a guy from Barking, County Essex with that name.

by Allez cuisine!reply 36Last Thursday at 9:14 AM

My favorite old English name is Buttflower.

by Allez cuisine!reply 37Last Thursday at 9:19 AM

I knew a man named Dick Studley.

Not even Richard. His parents named him Dick Studley.

by Allez cuisine!reply 38Last Thursday at 9:24 AM

Chauncey is the gayest-sounding first name ever, IMO.

by Allez cuisine!reply 39Last Thursday at 9:26 AM

Yes R34, I used to know a Bruce Fagg.

by Allez cuisine!reply 40Last Thursday at 9:29 AM

Cummings

by Allez cuisine!reply 41Last Thursday at 9:31 AM
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