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The Nastiest Sexual Thing You've Ever Heard In Bed.

I'm thinking along the lines of Helena Bonham Carter's character in Fight Club: "I want to have your abortion"/"I haven't been f*cked like that since gradeschool".

by Anonymousreply 5September 16, 2020 6:18 PM

Every time check clears.

by Anonymousreply 1September 16, 2020 3:48 PM

I was once asked to shit in a guy's mouth. I declined.

by Anonymousreply 2September 16, 2020 4:01 PM

During oral sex, I said needed to go the bathroom to pee.

"Why waste it?"

by Anonymousreply 3September 16, 2020 4:33 PM

ewwww-wwww. What's that smell?

by Anonymousreply 4September 16, 2020 4:34 PM

R2 = Ramona Singer

by Anonymousreply 5September 16, 2020 6:18 PM
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