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Write the opening sentence of the book that is the definitive history of the Trump era

Chapter 1: 45

On January 20, 2021, Joe and Jill Biden, the new President and First Lady, were shocked when they realized the Trumps had pilfered many pieces of valuable and historic art from the White House.

by Anonymousreply 609/16/2020

I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden.

by Anonymousreply 109/16/2020

“It was the worst of times, it was THE WORST of times...”

by Anonymousreply 209/16/2020

Donald Trump’s mattress was soaked in urine. There were countless fast food wrappers under the bed and everything in the room was covered with orange finger prints.

by Anonymousreply 309/16/2020

"It was a dark and stormy night..."

by Anonymousreply 409/16/2020

As he looked at the bleak landscape from his tacky dacha, Donald Trump came to realize that Russia was a shit hole country, as he missed his beloved Mar-a-Lago, now underwater even though it had been seized by his creditors.

by Anonymousreply 509/16/2020

After the race riots that Trump encouraged, North Korea took out LA with their ICBMs.

But it was a lovely letter.

by Anonymousreply 609/16/2020
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