Chapter 1: 45
On January 20, 2021, Joe and Jill Biden, the new President and First Lady, were shocked when they realized the Trumps had pilfered many pieces of valuable and historic art from the White House.
Write the opening sentence of the book that is the definitive history of the Trump era
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 16, 2020 12:38 PM |
I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 16, 2020 12:17 PM |
“It was the worst of times, it was THE WORST of times...”
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 16, 2020 12:21 PM |
Donald Trump’s mattress was soaked in urine. There were countless fast food wrappers under the bed and everything in the room was covered with orange finger prints.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 16, 2020 12:22 PM |
"It was a dark and stormy night..."
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 16, 2020 12:24 PM |
As he looked at the bleak landscape from his tacky dacha, Donald Trump came to realize that Russia was a shit hole country, as he missed his beloved Mar-a-Lago, now underwater even though it had been seized by his creditors.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 16, 2020 12:26 PM |
After the race riots that Trump encouraged, North Korea took out LA with their ICBMs.
But it was a lovely letter.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 16, 2020 12:38 PM |