I would excavate Mark Zuckerberg’s ass like a diamond mine until I found all of the data that he stole from me.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 16, 2020 7:14 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 16, 2020 12:08 PM |
I would excavate Mark Zuckerberg’s ass like a diamond mine until I found all of the data that he stole from me.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 16, 2020 7:14 AM |
Jack is the closest to looking handsome (at times) but not sexy in slightest. I guess I would have top Mark who while being ugly in every other conceivable way - has a nice plump ass. He would most definitely be a terrible lay.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 16, 2020 8:04 AM |
I met Bill Gates when he was about 20. He was cute in a geeky sort of way.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 16, 2020 8:19 AM |
I want to wipe clean smegma off Sundar's intact Hindu dong. Must smell like chicken curry down there.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 16, 2020 8:45 AM |
Sundar has a young Jeff Goldblum attractive quality, I’d ask him to shower and clean well down there beforehand.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 16, 2020 8:51 AM |
Tim Cook is a master of supply chain management, very detail oriented. I’d expect him to have a whistle-clean hole.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 16, 2020 10:27 AM |
What about Tobias "Tobi" Lütke of Shopify?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 16, 2020 11:52 AM |
Heavy Silurian genes in R8
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 16, 2020 12:02 PM |
I think Jack Dorsey is cute, and he's a Scorpio, but I've read he rarely showers, and the nose-ring is a total turnoff. Maybe if we could get him cleaned up.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 16, 2020 12:08 PM |
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