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Which Tech CEO Would You Fuck (If You Had To)?

by Anonymousreply 10September 16, 2020 12:08 PM

I would excavate Mark Zuckerberg’s ass like a diamond mine until I found all of the data that he stole from me.

by Anonymousreply 1September 16, 2020 7:14 AM

Jack is the closest to looking handsome (at times) but not sexy in slightest. I guess I would have top Mark who while being ugly in every other conceivable way - has a nice plump ass. He would most definitely be a terrible lay.

by Anonymousreply 2September 16, 2020 8:04 AM

I met Bill Gates when he was about 20. He was cute in a geeky sort of way.

by Anonymousreply 3September 16, 2020 8:19 AM

I want to wipe clean smegma off Sundar's intact Hindu dong. Must smell like chicken curry down there.

by Anonymousreply 4September 16, 2020 8:45 AM

Sundar has a young Jeff Goldblum attractive quality, I’d ask him to shower and clean well down there beforehand.

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by Anonymousreply 5September 16, 2020 8:51 AM

Tim Cook is a master of supply chain management, very detail oriented. I’d expect him to have a whistle-clean hole.

by Anonymousreply 6September 16, 2020 10:27 AM

Adam Neumann, at least in this pic

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by Anonymousreply 7September 16, 2020 11:09 AM

What about Tobias "Tobi" Lütke of Shopify?

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by Anonymousreply 8September 16, 2020 11:52 AM

Heavy Silurian genes in R8

by Anonymousreply 9September 16, 2020 12:02 PM

I think Jack Dorsey is cute, and he's a Scorpio, but I've read he rarely showers, and the nose-ring is a total turnoff. Maybe if we could get him cleaned up.

by Anonymousreply 10September 16, 2020 12:08 PM
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