Lincoln's were "You Sockdologizing Old Man-Trap!" followed by an uproar of laughter.
What Will Be The Last Words Trump Hears Before He Dies?
|by Anonymous||reply 100||Last Thursday at 4:21 PM|
Warden, you may flip the switch....
|by Anonymous||reply 1||Last Tuesday at 4:29 PM|
The last words JFK heard were "Mr. President, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you." I'd imagine the last ones Trump hears will be "Donald, you can't say anybody loves you."
|by Anonymous||reply 2||Last Tuesday at 4:31 PM|
"Thee fat she is so yellow."
|by Anonymous||reply 3||Last Tuesday at 4:32 PM|
You can't say Dallas doesn't love you.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||Last Tuesday at 4:33 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||Last Tuesday at 4:34 PM|
You were never anything but a pathetic ass clown. And you’re broke
|by Anonymous||reply 6||Last Tuesday at 4:36 PM|
Trump is in a full body cast after falling down a slight incline in NYC. Trump's nurse takes off her mask, revealing herself to be Rosie O'Donnell. Trump sees her but can't speak. Rosie says, "Sit and spin, Donnie-boy" and pushes him out of the penthouse window of Trump Tower.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||Last Tuesday at 4:37 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||Last Tuesday at 4:37 PM|
That's easy. Assuming his loving family are gathered around him, it will certainly be:
Can I have your stuff?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||Last Tuesday at 4:38 PM|
Doctor: "Ma'am, what should we do with him?" Melania: "I really don't care, do you?"
|by Anonymous||reply 10||Last Tuesday at 4:39 PM|
It’s just heartburn! What kind of doctor are you anyway? You don’t know what you’re talking about! Get this guy out of.....
|by Anonymous||reply 11||Last Tuesday at 4:40 PM|
The sound of Hillary laughing.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||Last Tuesday at 4:42 PM|
“Daddy. I think it’s your time. To thank you for everything you did for me as a little girl, I’m going to have this nice man here show you how minks are turned into coats, and you’re the mink.”
|by Anonymous||reply 13||Last Tuesday at 4:42 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||Last Tuesday at 5:18 PM|
"Sir, don't eat that."
|by Anonymous||reply 15||Last Tuesday at 8:16 PM|
"Turn him off", smirked the former first lady.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||Last Tuesday at 8:21 PM|
"Joe and Hillary baked this deep-fried cake especially for you, Mr. President!"
|by Anonymous||reply 17||Last Tuesday at 8:25 PM|
Side note: I've long been convinced his last words/thoughts will be something simple as "They listened to me." As for context, I want it to be out of a Rod Serling script, no longer a boast and delivered from his own personal hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||Last Tuesday at 8:26 PM|
"Donald, drink the juice."
|by Anonymous||reply 19||Last Tuesday at 8:29 PM|
Oh no the brakes!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||Last Tuesday at 8:33 PM|
"You're fired!" -God
|by Anonymous||reply 21||Last Tuesday at 8:35 PM|
" Have a cup of tea." - Vlad Putin
|by Anonymous||reply 22||Last Tuesday at 8:40 PM|
r12 = Russia Today's daily programming, brought to you by the letters K-G-B.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||Last Tuesday at 9:34 PM|
" 'Embarrassed to be seen with the fat one,' huh? Not any more! Nurse, PULL THE PLUG!"
|by Anonymous||reply 24||Last Tuesday at 9:43 PM|
"And what does this switch on Daddy's machine do?... Oops!"
|by Anonymous||reply 25||Last Tuesday at 9:45 PM|
"Mr. President, sir? Are you awake? President Harris is on the phone . She would like to wish you a speedy recovery."
|by Anonymous||reply 26||Last Tuesday at 9:50 PM|
"The future's now, old man" -Barron
|by Anonymous||reply 27||Last Tuesday at 9:58 PM|
Science had enough of your badmouthing, and refuses to help you live.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||Last Tuesday at 9:59 PM|
. . .Aim . . .Fire!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||Last Tuesday at 10:01 PM|
Beep... beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
|by Anonymous||reply 30||Last Tuesday at 10:02 PM|
"Mr. President, today being your last day in office and all, I thought I'd show you what's inside the nuclear football. You see, this screen--SIR, DON'T PRESS THAT BUTT--"
|by Anonymous||reply 31||Last Tuesday at 10:04 PM|
JFK's were Nellie Connolly saying, "Mr. President, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you," followed by her husband shouting, "They're going to kill us all!"
|by Anonymous||reply 32||Last Tuesday at 10:06 PM|
The words themselves will be indiscernible to him on account of the pillow's muffling qualities.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||Last Tuesday at 10:10 PM|
Staffer: Good morning, sir, happy September 16th!
Donal: *has life-ending stroke*
|by Anonymous||reply 34||Last Tuesday at 10:11 PM|
Sorry, daddy. I just peed on Jared. Let me drink this glass of water and I’ll be good to go in a few minutes
|by Anonymous||reply 35||Last Tuesday at 10:13 PM|
Just a minute, Sir. Wait. What the fuck—is that a blobfish? How'd that get in the Oval Off
|by Anonymous||reply 36||Last Tuesday at 10:22 PM|
"Mitch McConnell is here to see you, sir."
|by Anonymous||reply 37||Last Tuesday at 10:25 PM|
Are you close Daddy? Do you want to shoot it on my face or in my pussy? Jared’s going to eat u
|by Anonymous||reply 38||Last Tuesday at 10:27 PM|
He is hated by everyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||Last Tuesday at 10:48 PM|
Ivanka will bend down and in her best sex-kitten voice, whisper in his ear, "Daddy, I faked all my orgasms."
|by Anonymous||reply 40||Last Wednesday at 1:29 AM|
Would you like to supersize that?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||Last Wednesday at 1:46 AM|
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|by Anonymous||reply 42||Last Wednesday at 2:40 AM|
"Вы изжили свою полезность"
|by Anonymous||reply 43||Last Wednesday at 2:52 AM|
Nursing Assistant Hillary: "Ooops, I accidentally disconnected the ventilator! I thought it was the cord for the TV....who is that odd obese bald orange man? He's stopped breathing...oooopsy..."
|by Anonymous||reply 44||Last Wednesday at 3:04 AM|
"Oh shit! I thought it was an elephant! Sorry, dad."
|by Anonymous||reply 45||Last Wednesday at 3:40 AM|
Chuck him down the pan...
|by Anonymous||reply 46||Last Wednesday at 3:43 AM|
It will be all his family members surrounding his bed. The will all tell him "we never loved you and we're glad your dying".
|by Anonymous||reply 47||Last Wednesday at 4:02 AM|
“Squeal like a pig, boy!”
|by Anonymous||reply 48||Last Wednesday at 5:25 AM|
I successfully destroyed America. I did my job.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||Last Wednesday at 6:36 AM|
“I never thought I’d say these words and mean them, but let’s make America great. Pull the plug.”
|by Anonymous||reply 50||Last Wednesday at 6:52 AM|
"The check not clear."
|by Anonymous||reply 51||Last Wednesday at 7:19 AM|
"Payback's a bitch, Donnie" - a silhouette
|by Anonymous||reply 52||Last Wednesday at 7:37 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 53||Last Wednesday at 8:08 AM|
#BeBest if I kill you now.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||Last Wednesday at 8:32 AM|
18 handicap golfer: FORE!!....oops.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||Last Wednesday at 8:36 AM|
Gif me the jewelries
|by Anonymous||reply 56||Last Wednesday at 8:53 AM|
“ please welcome Donald Trump to the stage!”
|by Anonymous||reply 57||Last Wednesday at 8:53 AM|
"Do you swear to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"
|by Anonymous||reply 58||Last Wednesday at 8:57 AM|
A Miranda warning.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||Last Wednesday at 8:58 AM|
There are voices saying walk into the light — but, like me, it has a orange hue and smells of sulfur.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||Last Wednesday at 9:01 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 61||Last Wednesday at 9:10 AM|
"Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?"
|by Anonymous||reply 62||Last Wednesday at 9:30 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 63||Last Wednesday at 9:40 AM|
"Look, I know you;re upset over losing the presidency, but barricading yourself in the Oval Office AND setting fire to it is counter-productive."
|by Anonymous||reply 64||Last Wednesday at 9:41 AM|
Your numbers are down, sir...WAY down.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||Last Wednesday at 9:42 AM|
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ALL THAT FUCKING MONEY, DAD?!??!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||Last Wednesday at 9:42 AM|
"Are you sure waiting out a category 5 at Mar-a-Lago was a good idea?"
|by Anonymous||reply 67||Last Wednesday at 9:44 AM|
Promises made, promises kept.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||Last Wednesday at 9:45 AM|
"I hear hell is actually a shark eating you forever, but what do you think?"
|by Anonymous||reply 69||Last Wednesday at 9:47 AM|
"Please love me Daddy"
|by Anonymous||reply 70||Last Wednesday at 9:50 AM|
If am lucky enough to be a witness, it will be me clapping and yelling "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
|by Anonymous||reply 71||Last Wednesday at 9:52 AM|
Die you fucking cracker, die!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||Last Wednesday at 9:55 AM|
"Sorry, dad, I had to do it" said Barron as he loaded the gun
|by Anonymous||reply 73||Last Wednesday at 10:20 AM|
"Nice Gestapo boots!" as Dump was hung by his feet, Mussolini style.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||Last Wednesday at 7:23 PM|
Oh sir, it's only wafer-thin!
|by Anonymous||reply 75||Last Wednesday at 7:42 PM|
What will it be, Mr. President, bowels in or bowels out?
|by Anonymous||reply 76||Last Wednesday at 7:42 PM|
"The Clintons send their regards"
|by Anonymous||reply 77||Last Wednesday at 8:18 PM|
YOUR LOUSY CHECK BOUNCED.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||Last Wednesday at 8:20 PM|
If you don't stop grabbing my pussy, I'm gonna kill you!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||Last Wednesday at 8:23 PM|
"Which Covid-19 cure did you ingest...bleach, an UVB bulb or a Combat bait?"
|by Anonymous||reply 80||Last Thursday at 1:51 AM|
"In tonight's performance of 'Our American Cousin' Mrs. Mountchessington will be played by Kathy Griffin."
|by Anonymous||reply 81||Last Thursday at 8:21 AM|
If you don’t go there instantly, there is no hell. By the way, as soon as you die, we’re going to scrub off your orange makeup, wet your hair so it’s plastered to your skull, weigh your corpse and measure its height, and then post this information, along with HD photos of your bloated corpse, on Twitter. Sad to be you!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||Last Thursday at 9:36 AM|
Oh, for God's sake, JUST DIE!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||Last Thursday at 9:39 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 84||Last Thursday at 9:45 AM|
A visit from Ivana where she says, "Donald, remember when I first told you I was pregnant with your child? I switched the rest results. Bill Clinton is their father, not you."
|by Anonymous||reply 85||Last Thursday at 10:06 AM|
IVANA: "Remember time you rape me? Revenge may be dish best serve cold, but I am going to set fire to you instead."
|by Anonymous||reply 86||Last Thursday at 10:18 AM|
"Roll on 2".
|by Anonymous||reply 87||Last Thursday at 12:42 PM|
"Fuck you, fat orange retard" says Melania as she eats his last meal of chicken mcnuggets and sits down on Justin Trudeau's cock. Then the executioner flips the switch.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||Last Thursday at 1:57 PM|
"Make sure you use the synthetic pillow Barron, otherwise they'll find feathers in his lungs", whispered the sly Melania.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||Last Thursday at 2:05 PM|
"Check for change in the bad man's pockets, Barron."
|by Anonymous||reply 90||Last Thursday at 2:08 PM|
"Place a pencil on his tongue"-Secret Service Agent 1
"Oops, I'm all out of pencils"-Secret Service Agent 2
|by Anonymous||reply 91||Last Thursday at 2:10 PM|
a Slovenian curse
|by Anonymous||reply 92||Last Thursday at 2:36 PM|
If I give you another handy J, may I have more time in the Yard?
|by Anonymous||reply 93||Last Thursday at 2:55 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 94||Last Thursday at 2:59 PM|
Oh, Jesus, he shit himself again. I'M not cleaning it up. YOU do it. Okay, just leave it....
|by Anonymous||reply 95||Last Thursday at 3:24 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 96||Last Thursday at 3:30 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 97||Last Thursday at 4:01 PM|
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|by Anonymous||reply 99||Last Thursday at 4:10 PM|
Sploosh! (As he's tossed overboard and buried at sea alive. He won't get the same compassion that we gave bin Laden by shooting him in the head).
|by Anonymous||reply 100||Last Thursday at 4:21 PM|