What Will Be The Last Words Trump Hears Before He Dies?

Warden, you may flip the switch....

The last words JFK heard were "Mr. President, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you." I'd imagine the last ones Trump hears will be "Donald, you can't say anybody loves you."

"Thee fat she is so yellow."

You can't say Dallas doesn't love you.

".Ready, aim...fire!!"

You were never anything but a pathetic ass clown. And you’re broke

Trump is in a full body cast after falling down a slight incline in NYC. Trump's nurse takes off her mask, revealing herself to be Rosie O'Donnell. Trump sees her but can't speak. Rosie says, "Sit and spin, Donnie-boy" and pushes him out of the penthouse window of Trump Tower.

Jump!

That's easy. Assuming his loving family are gathered around him, it will certainly be:

Can I have your stuff?

Doctor: "Ma'am, what should we do with him?" Melania: "I really don't care, do you?"

It’s just heartburn! What kind of doctor are you anyway? You don’t know what you’re talking about! Get this guy out of.....

The sound of Hillary laughing.

“Daddy. I think it’s your time. To thank you for everything you did for me as a little girl, I’m going to have this nice man here show you how minks are turned into coats, and you’re the mink.”

applause

"Sir, don't eat that."

"Turn him off", smirked the former first lady.

"Joe and Hillary baked this deep-fried cake especially for you, Mr. President!"

Side note: I've long been convinced his last words/thoughts will be something simple as "They listened to me." As for context, I want it to be out of a Rod Serling script, no longer a boast and delivered from his own personal hell.

"Donald, drink the juice."

Oh no the brakes!

"You're fired!" -God

" Have a cup of tea." - Vlad Putin

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" 'Embarrassed to be seen with the fat one,' huh? Not any more! Nurse, PULL THE PLUG!"

--Tiffany

"And what does this switch on Daddy's machine do?... Oops!"

"Mr. President, sir? Are you awake? President Harris is on the phone . She would like to wish you a speedy recovery."

"The future's now, old man" -Barron

Science had enough of your badmouthing, and refuses to help you live.

. . .Aim . . .Fire!

Beep... beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

"Mr. President, today being your last day in office and all, I thought I'd show you what's inside the nuclear football. You see, this screen--SIR, DON'T PRESS THAT BUTT--"

JFK's were Nellie Connolly saying, "Mr. President, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you," followed by her husband shouting, "They're going to kill us all!"

The words themselves will be indiscernible to him on account of the pillow's muffling qualities.

Staffer: Good morning, sir, happy September 16th!

Donal: *has life-ending stroke*

Sorry, daddy. I just peed on Jared. Let me drink this glass of water and I’ll be good to go in a few minutes

Just a minute, Sir. Wait. What the fuck—is that a blobfish? How'd that get in the Oval Off

"Mitch McConnell is here to see you, sir."

Are you close Daddy? Do you want to shoot it on my face or in my pussy? Jared’s going to eat u

He is hated by everyone.

Ivanka will bend down and in her best sex-kitten voice, whisper in his ear, "Daddy, I faked all my orgasms."

Would you like to supersize that?

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"Вы изжили свою полезность"

Nursing Assistant Hillary: "Ooops, I accidentally disconnected the ventilator! I thought it was the cord for the TV....who is that odd obese bald orange man? He's stopped breathing...oooopsy..."

"Oh shit! I thought it was an elephant! Sorry, dad."

Chuck him down the pan...

It will be all his family members surrounding his bed. The will all tell him "we never loved you and we're glad your dying".

“Squeal like a pig, boy!”

I successfully destroyed America. I did my job.

“I never thought I’d say these words and mean them, but let’s make America great. Pull the plug.”

"The check not clear."

"Payback's a bitch, Donnie" - a silhouette

Be Best.

#BeBest if I kill you now.

18 handicap golfer: FORE!!....oops.

Gif me the jewelries

“ please welcome Donald Trump to the stage!”

"Do you swear to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"

A Miranda warning.

There are voices saying walk into the light — but, like me, it has a orange hue and smells of sulfur.

Corn Nuts

"Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?"

Incoming!

"Look, I know you;re upset over losing the presidency, but barricading yourself in the Oval Office AND setting fire to it is counter-productive."

Your numbers are down, sir...WAY down.

Sir?

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ALL THAT FUCKING MONEY, DAD?!??!

"Are you sure waiting out a category 5 at Mar-a-Lago was a good idea?"

Promises made, promises kept.

"I hear hell is actually a shark eating you forever, but what do you think?"

"Please love me Daddy"

If am lucky enough to be a witness, it will be me clapping and yelling "HAHAHAHAHAHA"

Die you fucking cracker, die!

"Sorry, dad, I had to do it" said Barron as he loaded the gun

"Nice Gestapo boots!" as Dump was hung by his feet, Mussolini style.

Oh sir, it's only wafer-thin!

What will it be, Mr. President, bowels in or bowels out?

"The Clintons send their regards"

YOUR LOUSY CHECK BOUNCED.

If you don't stop grabbing my pussy, I'm gonna kill you!

"Which Covid-19 cure did you ingest...bleach, an UVB bulb or a Combat bait?"

"In tonight's performance of 'Our American Cousin' Mrs. Mountchessington will be played by Kathy Griffin."

If you don’t go there instantly, there is no hell. By the way, as soon as you die, we’re going to scrub off your orange makeup, wet your hair so it’s plastered to your skull, weigh your corpse and measure its height, and then post this information, along with HD photos of your bloated corpse, on Twitter. Sad to be you!

Oh, for God's sake, JUST DIE!

"That's extra."

A visit from Ivana where she says, "Donald, remember when I first told you I was pregnant with your child? I switched the rest results. Bill Clinton is their father, not you."

IVANA: "Remember time you rape me? Revenge may be dish best serve cold, but I am going to set fire to you instead."

"Roll on 2".

"Fuck you, fat orange retard" says Melania as she eats his last meal of chicken mcnuggets and sits down on Justin Trudeau's cock. Then the executioner flips the switch.

"Make sure you use the synthetic pillow Barron, otherwise they'll find feathers in his lungs", whispered the sly Melania.

"Check for change in the bad man's pockets, Barron."

"Place a pencil on his tongue"-Secret Service Agent 1

"Oops, I'm all out of pencils"-Secret Service Agent 2

a Slovenian curse

If I give you another handy J, may I have more time in the Yard?

"Hey, cellie"

Oh, Jesus, he shit himself again. I'M not cleaning it up. YOU do it. Okay, just leave it....

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"DADDY!!!!! Why are they putting handcuffs on me!! Make then stop!! Tell them we're innocent Daddy!!! You were the president and my Jared was your chief advisor!!! I don't believe they're from the FBI. Did you check? DADDY they're hurting me!! What are you doing to my father??? He can't breathe!!! He can't breathe!!! JARED!!!"

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Sploosh! (As he's tossed overboard and buried at sea alive. He won't get the same compassion that we gave bin Laden by shooting him in the head).