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What Will Be The Last Words Trump Hears Before He Dies?

Lincoln's were "You Sockdologizing Old Man-Trap!" followed by an uproar of laughter.

by Anonymousreply 100Last Thursday at 4:21 PM

Warden, you may flip the switch....

by Anonymousreply 1Last Tuesday at 4:29 PM

The last words JFK heard were "Mr. President, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you." I'd imagine the last ones Trump hears will be "Donald, you can't say anybody loves you."

by Anonymousreply 2Last Tuesday at 4:31 PM

"Thee fat she is so yellow."

by Anonymousreply 3Last Tuesday at 4:32 PM

You can't say Dallas doesn't love you.

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by Anonymousreply 4Last Tuesday at 4:33 PM


by Anonymousreply 5Last Tuesday at 4:34 PM

You were never anything but a pathetic ass clown. And you’re broke

by Anonymousreply 6Last Tuesday at 4:36 PM

Trump is in a full body cast after falling down a slight incline in NYC. Trump's nurse takes off her mask, revealing herself to be Rosie O'Donnell. Trump sees her but can't speak. Rosie says, "Sit and spin, Donnie-boy" and pushes him out of the penthouse window of Trump Tower.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Tuesday at 4:37 PM


by Anonymousreply 8Last Tuesday at 4:37 PM

That's easy. Assuming his loving family are gathered around him, it will certainly be:

Can I have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 9Last Tuesday at 4:38 PM

Doctor: "Ma'am, what should we do with him?" Melania: "I really don't care, do you?"

by Anonymousreply 10Last Tuesday at 4:39 PM

It’s just heartburn! What kind of doctor are you anyway? You don’t know what you’re talking about! Get this guy out of.....

by Anonymousreply 11Last Tuesday at 4:40 PM

The sound of Hillary laughing.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Tuesday at 4:42 PM

“Daddy. I think it’s your time. To thank you for everything you did for me as a little girl, I’m going to have this nice man here show you how minks are turned into coats, and you’re the mink.”

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by Anonymousreply 13Last Tuesday at 4:42 PM


by Anonymousreply 14Last Tuesday at 5:18 PM

"Sir, don't eat that."

by Anonymousreply 15Last Tuesday at 8:16 PM

"Turn him off", smirked the former first lady.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Tuesday at 8:21 PM

"Joe and Hillary baked this deep-fried cake especially for you, Mr. President!"

by Anonymousreply 17Last Tuesday at 8:25 PM

Side note: I've long been convinced his last words/thoughts will be something simple as "They listened to me." As for context, I want it to be out of a Rod Serling script, no longer a boast and delivered from his own personal hell.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Tuesday at 8:26 PM

"Donald, drink the juice."

by Anonymousreply 19Last Tuesday at 8:29 PM

Oh no the brakes!

by Anonymousreply 20Last Tuesday at 8:33 PM

"You're fired!" -God

by Anonymousreply 21Last Tuesday at 8:35 PM

" Have a cup of tea." - Vlad Putin

by Anonymousreply 22Last Tuesday at 8:40 PM

r12 = Russia Today's daily programming, brought to you by the letters K-G-B.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Tuesday at 9:34 PM

" 'Embarrassed to be seen with the fat one,' huh? Not any more! Nurse, PULL THE PLUG!"


by Anonymousreply 24Last Tuesday at 9:43 PM

"And what does this switch on Daddy's machine do?... Oops!"

by Anonymousreply 25Last Tuesday at 9:45 PM

"Mr. President, sir? Are you awake? President Harris is on the phone . She would like to wish you a speedy recovery."

by Anonymousreply 26Last Tuesday at 9:50 PM

"The future's now, old man" -Barron

by Anonymousreply 27Last Tuesday at 9:58 PM

Science had enough of your badmouthing, and refuses to help you live.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Tuesday at 9:59 PM

. . .Aim . . .Fire!

by Anonymousreply 29Last Tuesday at 10:01 PM

Beep... beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

by Anonymousreply 30Last Tuesday at 10:02 PM

"Mr. President, today being your last day in office and all, I thought I'd show you what's inside the nuclear football. You see, this screen--SIR, DON'T PRESS THAT BUTT--"

by Anonymousreply 31Last Tuesday at 10:04 PM

JFK's were Nellie Connolly saying, "Mr. President, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you," followed by her husband shouting, "They're going to kill us all!"

by Anonymousreply 32Last Tuesday at 10:06 PM

The words themselves will be indiscernible to him on account of the pillow's muffling qualities.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Tuesday at 10:10 PM

Staffer: Good morning, sir, happy September 16th!

Donal: *has life-ending stroke*

by Anonymousreply 34Last Tuesday at 10:11 PM

Sorry, daddy. I just peed on Jared. Let me drink this glass of water and I’ll be good to go in a few minutes

by Anonymousreply 35Last Tuesday at 10:13 PM

Just a minute, Sir. Wait. What the fuck—is that a blobfish? How'd that get in the Oval Off

by Anonymousreply 36Last Tuesday at 10:22 PM

"Mitch McConnell is here to see you, sir."

by Anonymousreply 37Last Tuesday at 10:25 PM

Are you close Daddy? Do you want to shoot it on my face or in my pussy? Jared’s going to eat u

by Anonymousreply 38Last Tuesday at 10:27 PM

He is hated by everyone.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Tuesday at 10:48 PM

Ivanka will bend down and in her best sex-kitten voice, whisper in his ear, "Daddy, I faked all my orgasms."

by Anonymousreply 40Last Wednesday at 1:29 AM

Would you like to supersize that?

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by Anonymousreply 42Last Wednesday at 2:40 AM

"Вы изжили свою полезность"

by Anonymousreply 43Last Wednesday at 2:52 AM

Nursing Assistant Hillary: "Ooops, I accidentally disconnected the ventilator! I thought it was the cord for the TV....who is that odd obese bald orange man? He's stopped breathing...oooopsy..."

by Anonymousreply 44Last Wednesday at 3:04 AM

"Oh shit! I thought it was an elephant! Sorry, dad."

by Anonymousreply 45Last Wednesday at 3:40 AM

Chuck him down the pan...

by Anonymousreply 46Last Wednesday at 3:43 AM

It will be all his family members surrounding his bed. The will all tell him "we never loved you and we're glad your dying".

by Anonymousreply 47Last Wednesday at 4:02 AM

“Squeal like a pig, boy!”

by Anonymousreply 48Last Wednesday at 5:25 AM

I successfully destroyed America. I did my job.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Wednesday at 6:36 AM

“I never thought I’d say these words and mean them, but let’s make America great. Pull the plug.”

by Anonymousreply 50Last Wednesday at 6:52 AM

"The check not clear."

by Anonymousreply 51Last Wednesday at 7:19 AM

"Payback's a bitch, Donnie" - a silhouette

by Anonymousreply 52Last Wednesday at 7:37 AM

Be Best.

by Anonymousreply 53Last Wednesday at 8:08 AM

#BeBest if I kill you now.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Wednesday at 8:32 AM

18 handicap golfer: FORE!!....oops.

by Anonymousreply 55Last Wednesday at 8:36 AM

Gif me the jewelries

by Anonymousreply 56Last Wednesday at 8:53 AM

“ please welcome Donald Trump to the stage!”

by Anonymousreply 57Last Wednesday at 8:53 AM

"Do you swear to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"

by Anonymousreply 58Last Wednesday at 8:57 AM

A Miranda warning.

by Anonymousreply 59Last Wednesday at 8:58 AM

There are voices saying walk into the light — but, like me, it has a orange hue and smells of sulfur.

by Anonymousreply 60Last Wednesday at 9:01 AM

Corn Nuts

by Anonymousreply 61Last Wednesday at 9:10 AM

"Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?"

by Anonymousreply 62Last Wednesday at 9:30 AM


by Anonymousreply 63Last Wednesday at 9:40 AM

"Look, I know you;re upset over losing the presidency, but barricading yourself in the Oval Office AND setting fire to it is counter-productive."

by Anonymousreply 64Last Wednesday at 9:41 AM

Your numbers are down, sir...WAY down.


by Anonymousreply 65Last Wednesday at 9:42 AM


by Anonymousreply 66Last Wednesday at 9:42 AM

"Are you sure waiting out a category 5 at Mar-a-Lago was a good idea?"

by Anonymousreply 67Last Wednesday at 9:44 AM

Promises made, promises kept.

by Anonymousreply 68Last Wednesday at 9:45 AM

"I hear hell is actually a shark eating you forever, but what do you think?"

by Anonymousreply 69Last Wednesday at 9:47 AM

"Please love me Daddy"

by Anonymousreply 70Last Wednesday at 9:50 AM

If am lucky enough to be a witness, it will be me clapping and yelling "HAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Anonymousreply 71Last Wednesday at 9:52 AM

Die you fucking cracker, die!

by Anonymousreply 72Last Wednesday at 9:55 AM

"Sorry, dad, I had to do it" said Barron as he loaded the gun

by Anonymousreply 73Last Wednesday at 10:20 AM

"Nice Gestapo boots!" as Dump was hung by his feet, Mussolini style.

by Anonymousreply 74Last Wednesday at 7:23 PM

Oh sir, it's only wafer-thin!

by Anonymousreply 75Last Wednesday at 7:42 PM

What will it be, Mr. President, bowels in or bowels out?

by Anonymousreply 76Last Wednesday at 7:42 PM

"The Clintons send their regards"

by Anonymousreply 77Last Wednesday at 8:18 PM


by Anonymousreply 78Last Wednesday at 8:20 PM

If you don't stop grabbing my pussy, I'm gonna kill you!

by Anonymousreply 79Last Wednesday at 8:23 PM

"Which Covid-19 cure did you ingest...bleach, an UVB bulb or a Combat bait?"

by Anonymousreply 80Last Thursday at 1:51 AM

"In tonight's performance of 'Our American Cousin' Mrs. Mountchessington will be played by Kathy Griffin."

by Anonymousreply 81Last Thursday at 8:21 AM

If you don’t go there instantly, there is no hell. By the way, as soon as you die, we’re going to scrub off your orange makeup, wet your hair so it’s plastered to your skull, weigh your corpse and measure its height, and then post this information, along with HD photos of your bloated corpse, on Twitter. Sad to be you!

by Anonymousreply 82Last Thursday at 9:36 AM

Oh, for God's sake, JUST DIE!

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by Anonymousreply 83Last Thursday at 9:39 AM

"That's extra."

by Anonymousreply 84Last Thursday at 9:45 AM

A visit from Ivana where she says, "Donald, remember when I first told you I was pregnant with your child? I switched the rest results. Bill Clinton is their father, not you."

by Anonymousreply 85Last Thursday at 10:06 AM

IVANA: "Remember time you rape me? Revenge may be dish best serve cold, but I am going to set fire to you instead."

by Anonymousreply 86Last Thursday at 10:18 AM

"Roll on 2".

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by Anonymousreply 87Last Thursday at 12:42 PM

"Fuck you, fat orange retard" says Melania as she eats his last meal of chicken mcnuggets and sits down on Justin Trudeau's cock. Then the executioner flips the switch.

by Anonymousreply 88Last Thursday at 1:57 PM

"Make sure you use the synthetic pillow Barron, otherwise they'll find feathers in his lungs", whispered the sly Melania.

by Anonymousreply 89Last Thursday at 2:05 PM

"Check for change in the bad man's pockets, Barron."

by Anonymousreply 90Last Thursday at 2:08 PM

"Place a pencil on his tongue"-Secret Service Agent 1

"Oops, I'm all out of pencils"-Secret Service Agent 2

by Anonymousreply 91Last Thursday at 2:10 PM

a Slovenian curse

by Anonymousreply 92Last Thursday at 2:36 PM

If I give you another handy J, may I have more time in the Yard?

by Anonymousreply 93Last Thursday at 2:55 PM

"Hey, cellie"

by Anonymousreply 94Last Thursday at 2:59 PM

Oh, Jesus, he shit himself again. I'M not cleaning it up. YOU do it. Okay, just leave it....

by Anonymousreply 95Last Thursday at 3:24 PM

Глупый старик

by Anonymousreply 96Last Thursday at 3:30 PM

R96 wins

by Anonymousreply 97Last Thursday at 4:01 PM

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by Anonymousreply 99Last Thursday at 4:10 PM

Sploosh! (As he's tossed overboard and buried at sea alive. He won't get the same compassion that we gave bin Laden by shooting him in the head).

by Anonymousreply 100Last Thursday at 4:21 PM
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