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1990s Joe Rogan

If you married him in the 1990s, and he remained the same person you initially met, would you still hit it in 2020?

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by Anonymousreply 62September 16, 2020 5:15 AM

Joe Rogan today

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by Anonymousreply 1September 15, 2020 4:52 PM

It's the big mouth, loud Italian-American voice and antics that turn me off - then and now. He sucks up all the air in a room. Not saying there aren't other entertainers that do that - but he definitely does.

And throwing out jokes - some good ones, but mostly not good ones - and trying to get a laugh. Nah.

Plus most 'comedians' have a very dark side.

by Anonymousreply 2September 15, 2020 4:53 PM

No, I'd divorce him because he's become a bald fat stinking right-wing ass.

by Anonymousreply 3September 15, 2020 4:53 PM

Looks like a fag.

by Anonymousreply 4September 15, 2020 4:54 PM

[quote]would you still hit it in 2020?

I'd hit it, with a shovel.

by Anonymousreply 5September 15, 2020 4:59 PM

I'd have hit News Radio Joe Rogan, provided he kept his mouth shut and just bent over.

You couldn't pay me to breathe on 2020 Joe Rogan, unless I had COVID.

by Anonymousreply 6September 15, 2020 5:00 PM

He's was so handsome back then and messed around with dudes more openly. He went to the 24 hours fitness in WeHo or may it was called something else? I spotted him there many times. He also went to Mother load and the Abbey when it was a coffee place.

by Anonymousreply 7September 15, 2020 5:02 PM

Hot then, hot now. And his podcast is one of the best on the internet.

by Anonymousreply 8September 15, 2020 5:03 PM

Joe Rogan was such an insecure little man back then, there’s no way I would’ve found myself marrying him. Now 30 years later he’s an insecure little man with no hair.

by Anonymousreply 9September 15, 2020 5:03 PM

Hit it them then divorce him and 2020 and take half of the 30 million Spotify money.

by Anonymousreply 10September 15, 2020 5:06 PM

R8's parents are Helen Keller and Marlee Matlin.

by Anonymousreply 11September 15, 2020 5:06 PM

he is gross now and was still a midget then. no thanks.

by Anonymousreply 12September 15, 2020 5:08 PM

Love Joe he’s awesome and I’m happy for him that he’s made it after decades of hustling. He deserves his success and his body is bangin despite his face which actually isn’t bad.

R7 he’s talked on the podcast about goin to the 24hr fitness in WeHo back in the day when he was doing news radio and it was close to the studio and talked about the environment there but just coz he went there doesn’t mean he messed around with dudes..where’s your proof?

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by Anonymousreply 13September 15, 2020 5:09 PM

Oh, all you old queens are such liars. You’d all drop your panties the moment he looked in your direction.

by Anonymousreply 14September 15, 2020 5:13 PM

I wish his head wasn’t so ruddy. He looks like a weird desert cactus nub.

by Anonymousreply 15September 15, 2020 5:16 PM

R14 they would

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by Anonymousreply 16September 15, 2020 5:17 PM

Was Joe at least six inches taller in 1990 than he is now?

by Anonymousreply 17September 15, 2020 5:20 PM

Trumpcunt douche @ r13, where did I say it was at 24 hour fitness?

by Anonymousreply 18September 15, 2020 5:20 PM

I would have dated him from the start of the 90's right up until his Fear Factor days, then drop him right before he gets fat and old. I would have hit it back in the day regardless of what a dick he was, but in order to put up with a shitty personality like his there has to be a 10-1 relationship between looks and personality. If he ain't hot it ain't worth it.

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by Anonymousreply 19September 15, 2020 5:25 PM

[quote]after decades of hustling

"Hustling" is right! ;-)

He was never my type, but was doable in the 90s. I'd rather eat Cheryl's pussy than his rancid asshole today.

by Anonymousreply 20September 15, 2020 5:31 PM

He looked like a complete douchebag then and he's an even bigger one now.

by Anonymousreply 21September 15, 2020 5:31 PM

Joe Rohan definetly messed around with dudes. No man goes to a gym in West Hollywood without the intention of scoring dong. That's like a straight guy going to a gay leather bar because he "likes the music".

by Anonymousreply 22September 15, 2020 5:34 PM

*Rogan.

by Anonymousreply 23September 15, 2020 5:34 PM

R18 where was it? Queens like you are the people that one day end up like Jussie Smollet! Full of shit!

by Anonymousreply 24September 15, 2020 5:38 PM

His bank account would have kept me around. His views seem in line with most white guys. At least he's paid.

by Anonymousreply 25September 15, 2020 5:42 PM

1990s Rogan looks like every gay friend that died of AIDS in an indie drama.

by Anonymousreply 26September 15, 2020 5:44 PM

[quote] Joe Rohan definetly messed around with dudes. No man goes to a gym in West Hollywood without the intention of scoring dong. That's like a straight guy going to a gay leather bar because he "likes the music".

He's always been a douche. All the MMA guys are suspect, and Rogan got to it rather late in life -- no doubt looking for more opportunities to be in a tight physical clinch with almost-naked guys.

by Anonymousreply 27September 15, 2020 5:46 PM

R26 is one of the best observations I’ve read on Datalounge

by Anonymousreply 28September 15, 2020 5:50 PM

Yeah MMA is super gay. And he's turning into a gnome. He's also responsible for a giant wave of white guys letting their douchbaggery fly wherever they feel.

by Anonymousreply 29September 15, 2020 5:56 PM

I always thought MMA meant ‘man-on-man action’ and I learned something today.

by Anonymousreply 30September 15, 2020 6:03 PM

R16, that picture makes him look like a member of Color Me Badd.

by Anonymousreply 31September 15, 2020 6:07 PM

He used to be a guy worth bending over in order to get your dick really wet. Now, he isn't exactly ugly but hardly a catch in anyone's eyes. And then he opens that fugly mouth...

by Anonymousreply 32September 15, 2020 6:13 PM

[Quote] where was it? Queens like you are the people that one day end up like Jussie Smollet! Full of shit!

I watched my bf make out with him at ML, hon. First hand. Happy now?

by Anonymousreply 33September 15, 2020 6:16 PM

[Quote] I watched my bf make out with him at ML, hon. First hand. Happy now?

Ex bf.

by Anonymousreply 34September 15, 2020 6:19 PM

R33 Pics or didn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 35September 15, 2020 6:19 PM

Whatever cunt/r35.

by Anonymousreply 36September 15, 2020 6:21 PM

R36 Whatever cunt what?

Whatever cunt is available will do?

Whatever cunt just stunk up the place, I wanna know?

Whatever cunt comes my way, I'll stick my finger in it?

by Anonymousreply 37September 15, 2020 6:34 PM

" FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE SHIT IN MY MOUTH! "

by Anonymousreply 38September 15, 2020 6:36 PM

I thought he was hot during his News Radio days. Now, no, and not just because of the politics.

by Anonymousreply 39September 15, 2020 6:39 PM

I’ve always pictured him to have a meaty uncut cock

by Anonymousreply 40September 15, 2020 6:43 PM

He was gorgeous back in the day. Now he looks like some middle age east European bohunk.

by Anonymousreply 41September 15, 2020 6:45 PM

Who are these 8 people ww all your posts?

by Anonymousreply 42September 15, 2020 6:50 PM

^^ referring to r36

by Anonymousreply 43September 15, 2020 6:53 PM

his face looks old and haggard. i bet he uses roids.

by Anonymousreply 44September 15, 2020 6:54 PM

R38, that comment floored me. Thanks for the laugh. 1000/10.

by Anonymousreply 45September 15, 2020 7:16 PM

r45, clearly it did because you replied. Next time be smart, dumb ass.

by Anonymousreply 46September 15, 2020 7:27 PM

Sorry r45. I thought you were the troll trolling me. My bad. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 47September 15, 2020 7:33 PM

Joe Rogan is a Trump deplorable.

by Anonymousreply 48September 15, 2020 7:36 PM

Some people are such trolls they’ll just troll themselves i.e. r47

by Anonymousreply 49September 15, 2020 8:14 PM

[quote] [R14] they would

Oh, I would if he looked like he did in your photo at r19. Unfortunately that photo was taken 25 years ago, so you're being pretty dishonest, aren't you?

He now has the hideous face at r14. I would not drop anything for that. if you and r14 want that, go ahead, with my blessing; however, some of the rest of us don't lust for men who now look like walking garbage scows.

by Anonymousreply 50September 15, 2020 8:19 PM

He claims he'll probably vote for Trump over Biden because he thinks Biden's cognitive functions are too diminished to enable him to perform the duties of the Presidency. I can't imagine what he thinks of Trump's cognitive functions at this point, but if he thinks Trump is mentally capable of doing the job after what we've all seen for the last 4 years then I think it's Rogan who has the cognitive function issues.

by Anonymousreply 51September 15, 2020 8:22 PM

I bet he's a good caretaker, the kind that would give you an allowance and all his passwords as long as you keep the house clean, buy the groceries and service him while he lays naked on a wicker rattan chair and smokes a cigar. Of course, he might try to put the cigar out on your back if he can't find an ashtray, but you already knew he's a douche.

by Anonymousreply 52September 15, 2020 8:30 PM

R51 you can argue that Trump is an idiot or the wrong person for the job, etc but he’s not experiencing cognitive decline which Biden is whether you like it or realize it. A vote for Biden is a vote for Kamala which is funny considering that she had very little support during the primaries.

by Anonymousreply 53September 15, 2020 8:32 PM

R53 Take your MAGA shit to Parler, idiot.

by Anonymousreply 54September 15, 2020 8:39 PM

Meanwhile, your master Trump can't pronounce common words -- hell, can't even read them off a teleprompter.

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by Anonymousreply 55September 15, 2020 8:39 PM

[Quote] Some people are such trolls they’ll just troll themselves i.e.

Says the troll i.e. r49.

by Anonymousreply 56September 15, 2020 8:40 PM

Seriously r51. He thinks Biden has impaired cognitive functions but Trump DOESN'T? WTF kind of logic is that?

by Anonymousreply 57September 15, 2020 9:14 PM

R53 COVFEFE????

This is just a blip sample of all the serious cognitive functional issues with Trump.

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by Anonymousreply 58September 15, 2020 11:43 PM

Not hot now. Not even a little bit, not even on leap year.

Vile piece of shit

by Anonymousreply 59September 16, 2020 12:03 AM

His body is great, but that Uncle Fester head just ruins the whole look.

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by Anonymousreply 60September 16, 2020 1:35 AM

Here he is in all his 1998 glory and damn was he hot.

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by Anonymousreply 61September 16, 2020 2:20 AM

Anyone or anything affiliated with tRump is loathsome.

by Anonymousreply 62September 16, 2020 5:15 AM
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