What are some good Data Lounge Categories for Jeopardy?

I'll finish the category in Mother's Favorite Perfume, Alex.

Famous photographers from Davenport, Iowa.

I'll take "Objects in Lindsey Graham's boudoir" for $200, Alex

I’ll take Pasta Preparation for $400, Alex.

Tonight's Final Jeopardy Category: Cheryl

I’m “all in” for the daily Double on NFL players we are 100% certain are gay, Alex. Who is ...

I'll take Real Names of 90s Porn Stars for $800 please.

I’ll take the Careers of M and G for $400, Alex.

Let's try Straight Men Presenting ? for $400 please Alex.

Golden Girls Inconsistencies For $2000

Gayest Male Names for $200

Hot and Closeted

Flyover States for $600 Alex

Potent Potablesh for shix hundred dollarsh, Aleksh.

I'll take Discontinued Snack Cakes for $1000.

I'll take ABC Movies of the Week from the 80s for $400

How about Dynasty plot lines for $600?

I'll take the Songs of Judy Garland for $1000, Alex.

Let's take "Trick Etiquette" for $500, please.

I’ll take the ANALogy of Aaron Cockgobbler for $200, Alex.

"Roles of Vivian Vance for $2000, Alex."

Cut or Uncut for $1600.

Words that end in "cockgobbler" for $400.

Let's try "Rick Santorum" for $1200.

"I'll take Wrigleyville Cum Dump for $200, Alex"

Video Daily Double: The Pool Boys of Jerry Fallwell

Tasteful Friends

Canned Frosting

Cash Bars

Lesbian Weddings

I'll take The-Rapists for $14, Alex. Anymore would be too much.

NYC’S demise for 2020 please.

Really potent potables for $400.

"I'll take 'Once Around the Garden' for $100, Alex."

Answer: "Only once."

Question: "How many times can you go around the garden without the homosexual owners yelling at you?"

**Final Jeopardy category: 'Nestor's Nightstand'

Answer: "Matt leaves these three items on Nestor's nightstand each night."

Question: "What are poppers, lube, and a framed photo of Matt & Nestor playing footsie on the boat?"

Let’s close out “Helen Lawson Oscar Nods“, please, Alex.

I will take Name That Hag for $200,please,Alex.

Let's try name that Celebrity penis for $400, Alex.

Bonnor Bolton Presenting Hole for $800, Alex.

Vanished in a Grease Fire for $500, Alex

Can I take Scammy Life Insurance Companies With Shameless Celebrity Endorsers for $400, Alex?

The Fashions of Beatrice Arthur

I'll take The Slam Poetry of Kevin Lanflisi for $800

Sandwiches dripping with cheese and caramelized onions for $600, Alex.

[quote] Sandwiches dripping with cheese and caramelized onions for $600, Alex.

What is Red Dragon cheese?

Straight guys who delusional queens think are gay, Alex

Nipples to the Day for $600

1970s sitcoms

1980s New York City

Lesbian Potlucks

[quote] Lesbian Potlucks

It's a soupluck not a potluck.

The Ramseys of Boulder for $1,0000

Internet Doctoring for $200, Alex

Um, I 'll take Mother's Day Traditions for $200, Alex.

I'm feeling confident, Alex. Let's try Barely Adjacent for $1,000.

Your Stuff for $800

I like to stick to the classics - I'll go with "Michfest" for $800.

Let's try "Great Ladies of the Legitimate Theater" for $600, please.

I'll take "Follies!" for four hundred, Alex.

Let's go with "Dialing the Phone with a Pencil" for $1600.

I'll take Blue Agave for $2000.

Tonight's Final Jeopardy catagory is "Vapid Media Hos."

"Darfur orphan" for $200.

"African Baby Catalogue" for $400.

I'll take New York Social Diary for 1000.

Karens for $600, Alex

Prancing Ponies for $200

DEAD TO ME for $400

I'll take They Were Telling us THEN for $600, Alex.

Alex: They Were Telling us THEN — categories Datalounge demanded in the thread that inspired this category. We have a picture clue!

Tasteful Friends for $1200 please

Muriel for $800

Dead Children for $100

Boundary Stating for $800, Alex

I'll take Unmarried Celebrities and their Beards for 1800, Alex.

I'll take "What was on their ipods" for 1,000, Alex.

Danerous Lesbians for $1200 please, Alex.

^ Dangerous

Let's try Exhausting BRF topics, Alex.

"Cocks Aaron Gobbles" for a thousand, Alex.

Threads begun by Lipstick Alley Interlopers for 1200 please, Alex.

"Tik Tok stars no one's heard of" for $100, Alex.

Ok Alex, let’s look for that Daily Double in “Why Are Straight Me So Stupid” for $600.

I'll take Identify That International Caftan for 1,000 please, Alex.

I'll take the You don't agree with me so you are automatically a Boris for 1000 Alex.

Could I get Instahoes that No One is Talking about for $200, Alex?

Let’s go with Related Datalounge Thread for $400.

How about "Fetid Cunts" for 400 please, Alex.

I'll take What Is In Chrissy Matz Snack Purse for $800, Alex.

*Metz

Let's Talk Mary Todd Lincoln

Andrew Gillum - Before & After

Armie Hammer's Trials & Tribulations

Staten Island or Long Island

Where in the World Is Shelly Miscavige?

Upcoming Celebrity Deaths

Who Is Worse Than Hitler?

Notable British Crowns and Tiaras for $100, please Alex.

Pathetic Lens Dunham Bikini Pictures

It's the Video Daily Double! Lucky you!!!

I'll take "Fake Alpha Dom Tops" for 1200 please, Alex.

[quote] I'll take "Fake Alpha Dom Tops" for 1200 please, Alex.

Who is Andy Cohen?

Thanks, Alex... Let's go with Starbucks Meth Twinks on Zoloft for 400....

Famous Eldergays for $1000, Alex.

"The Life Of Betty Windsor for $600, Alex."

"Dead Celebrities That Only I Have Heard of for $800 Alex."

"I'd Like To Solve The Puzzle Alex."

And now for Final Jeopardy in the category Condiments -

"Noted for its superior flavor, this regional sandwich spread is prized above all others."

I'll reluctantly take "Peculiar Lesbian Smear Threads" for 100 please, Alex.

Julies for $600, Alex.

I'll take "Husbears and Shit Brickhouses" fot 200 please, Alex.

I'll take things that were so much better last year for $500 Alex.

Almiqui habitats for $200, please

Adam, Tom, Kiki

Who are Sandy’s chefs?

Kiko

Insatiable Bottoms for $400

Verificatia of Sizemeat for $600

[quote] Insatiable Bottoms for $400

What is the World Trade Center?

Gayface for $1600

20th Century Cher for $200

Academy Award winners of the 1950s for 200 please.

Things that are less foul than Cheryl’s pussy for $300.

Erna’s other personalities for $500.

People calling Ben Affleck in rehab for $300

"I'll take Celebrity Holes for $1000." Its just pictures of holes and you have to identify the celebrity.

The Films of Joey Mills for $100

I'll take famous straight gay-pron superstars for $2000.00

Nancy Drews for $400

Items rolling around in the back of Kim's Subaru for 1000 Alex.....

Camp Podwall

Stars Who Failed to Launch

Child Stars We Think Were Molested

The Datalounge Kitchen

Opening credits placement for $1000, Alex.

Hellman's vs. Dukes for $800.00, please.

Judy, Ethel, Liza, Barbra

Soap Operas

Cher and Cher Alike

Hollywood Rivalries

"Gowns by" for $800, please, Alex!

Holiday Fruitcake Ingredients for 1,000!

The Eyebrows of Joan Crawford for 500, please.

[quote] Golden Girls Inconsistencies For $2000

Do any of them involve the [italic]Jeopardy![/italic] episode itself?

How about Closeted Politicians Who Got Busted for $400?

Today's final jeopardy category:

Women Who Look Like Drag Queens

Olivia DeHavilland's Civil War Adventures.

Joey Luft's Favorite Things

Audio Daily Double: Which season of "Alice" did this theme song come from?

Joel's Neighbor for 690, please Alex.

"I'll take Kitchen Colors of the 1970s for $400 Alex."

Bryan Singer Pool Party for $2000

[quote] Bryan Singer Pool Party for $2000

Sounds intriguing. Tell me more. Though please make the wager in the teens not the twenties. Thank you.

Messrs. Procter & Gamble.

Let’s try Julia Sugarbaker monologues for $1000, Ray Don. I mean Alex.

Gay or Just English for $800, please, Alex.

Final Jeopardy category:

Men Kevin Spacey never hit on

Agatha Christie adaptations for $200

We should do a category for Bad Plastic Surgery where they show a picture of a star who's been rendered unrecognizable with too many procedures and you have to guess who it is

Wrongful Oscar Wins for $400

WHET

I'll take Discontinued Snack Foods from the '70s for $400, Alex.

Final Jeopardy: Ideal Cast for [italic]Follies[/italic]

Your daily double clue in the category "Things Younger Than Olivia de Havilland"

Harvey Weinstein conquests for $200, Alex.

Screen Legend Cuntesses for 1200

“Alice” Theme Song By Season

Creativity. Uniqueness. Nerve. Talent,

I’ll bet it all on Russian trolls, Alex.

I'll take Vairst Leddys from Slovenia for $800 Alex.

Alex, can I have "Let's Be a Jeopardy Category" for $1200?

I’ll take The Princess Of Arizona for $400

I’ll take categories that repeat past categories featuring R143 and the original R125.

Let's pretend for $20, Alex

Let's close out "More Mamie Eisenhower" for $1000, please!

Alex lets try "Tasteful friends; Midcentury masterpiece or Midcentury gut job" for $50

I'll take "Trans Heroes" for $400. Just kidding Alex, all trans are evil monsters.

Alex, let's try Molested Lornas for $600.

Oh, for heavens sake.

I’ll take all things Christmas Moose for $500, Alex.

How 'bout "Elderghey Matinee" for $200?

I'd like Former First Ladies on Assistance for $100.

"52 But Look 27" for $600, Alex.

"International Twinks" for $1,000, please.

Alex give me "Lives next to a cookie factory" for $500

Most obscure yet vital punctuation for $100, Alex.

Do I need to phrase this in the firm of a question? I don’t watch TV much,

I'll take Junk Food From the 70s for $200

Things, and other cows, that Gertie the Cow likes for $250, Alex.

I’ll take Scoche Martin for $1200 (don’t ask it’s a soap thread nightmare).

I'll take Actors Who Dislike Debra Winger for $500, Alex

[quote] Do I need to phrase this in the firm of a question?

Firm? Your punctuation may be good but you otherwise need help.

"Its or It's" for $600, Alex.

I’ll take categories that repeat past categories featuring R161 and the original R138.

Nicknames for Lindsey Graham for $400

Which grifter—Tommi DiDario or Jake Orlon?

Gay Florida Politicians for $600, Alex

Theme songs for sitcoms that ran two years or fewer in the late 80s.

Wallpaper of the houses of B list actresses from the 1950s.

Discontinued frozen foods.

Skin tones of the stars.

Typing while fat for 500, please Alex.

Let's finish out The Sitcoms of Donna Pescow.

Tommi is just trying to make a living! It’s hard being on vacation most of the time.

Oh, dear for $400

"Palm Springs: Pros and Cons" for $800, Alex.

You hit the Daily Double in the "Shows From the 80s No One Remembers" category

Your video clue is:

I fucked a famous celebrity, I promise for $1200

Eldertwinks on Medicare for 900.

People who died climbing Mt Everest for $400

Things Buck Jarrett would never do for 100

Instahos Who Need to Get Real Jobs for $500

Famous Fag Hags for a thousand

Jake Gyllenhaal Fauxmances for $800, Alex

Playgirl Centerfolds of the 80s.

I'll take ratty Korean wigs for $5.

The Final Jeopardy category is...

VIVIAN VANCE

Aspic Me Anything for $200, Alex.

R186, the photo clue in that category should be a picture of Hogan Gidley

Hot Killers and Cagemeat

Let's go to "Welcome to My Home" for $200, please!

How about "Things Gary Talked Lucy Out of", for a thousand!

Queens who need to admit the truth to themselves and come the fuck out for $800, please

Sure, Jan for 800, Alex

Gay Aarons of the NFL for $750

I'll take Duke's vs Miracle Whip for $1,000

I'll try Narcissist or Sociopath for $450, if I may Alex

I'll take Caftans & Earrings for $200

I'll try Chicken and Waffles for 50¢

Samantha or Jeannie for $1000

Things Sophie much choose between, for $100.

Potpourri .. No really, Potpourri.

The theme of DL Double Jeopardy tonight is "Fraus"

Our categories are:

My Fibromyalgia

Make mine Pumpkin Spice!

Can I Speak With The Manager?

My son Brayden

Sucessories posters

and Potluck Suppers

I'll take Mrs. Patsy Ramsey for $2,000

Things people are accused of, in French, for $250, Alex.

[italic] J’accusé! R1 I’d being a fat whore! [/italic]

I'll take "Karens" for $400

I'll take Cut vs Uncut for $300, Alex

[quote]Things Buck Jarrett would never do for 100

I heard he'd do just about anything for $150.

I'll do Unsolved Mysteries for $666, Alex. Now..

Let's try Mommy Dearest for 100 Wire Hangers.

Well, Hello!

BrendaD ickson for $100, Alesh.

"I'll take Flyoverstani Foods for $100, please Alex"

This authentic south of the border chain is known for their cute chihuahua spokesdog?

What is Taco Bell $200, please Alex

This upscale seafood chain now makes a margarita with Mountain Dew.

What is Red Lobster? I'll take Flyoverstani Foods for $300, please Alex

This white liquid is the perfect complement to any meal

What is milk? Flyovestani Foods for $400

Fancy people call it "aspic"

What is jello salad? Let's close out the category

Okay: When visiting New York's famed theater district, this is the place to go for authentic Italian cuisine

What is Olive Garden, the one in Times Square?

Correct! Congratulations Mark Paul Keith!!! You've closed out the category!

Okay, let's move on to "Look Who's Smelling Cookies" for $200.....

"Shows Brian Frons Destroyed" for $1200, Alex.

80s Supermodels for $200

TV Series Ted McGinley Killed for $600

Good job, men.

Court ordered ankle monitors for 200!

DataLoungers who "DIED IN A GREASE FIRE" for 1000!

"Joel" for 800, Alex.

"Bad Library Training Films for $200 Alex"

"Why would you pick that category? Why, I never in all my life"

"Valley of the Dolls" Quotes for $700!

The "Inland Empire" for 400!

Ryan Murphy Shitshows for $50, Al

"Gay According to Datalounge" is your Final Jeopardy category.

Contestants, make your wagers. Be sure to phrase your answer in the form of a question.

Visible penis lines for $1,000 .

The answer is The Daily Double. And it's a Video with Jon Hamm giving the clue.

I’ll take Hollywood pass around party bottoms for $1000, Alex.

Picture This Category:

Gay Porn Star Mug Shuts

Hollywood Twink Grifters for 1000!

I’ll take what would ‘Karens’ do for $800, Alex

Which treason thread was this said in for $2000, Alex

Desserts Involving Gelatin for $600, Alex.

I’ll take fucked up things Andy Cohen would do for $200, Alex.

Lesbians who've bought stock in UHaul for 1000!

I’ll take countries the Cockgobbler visited on his world wide - ‘I’m here to whore’ - tour, for $500, Alex.

BBC for THE DAILY DOUBLE!!!!!

Real ages of datalounge’s Gen Zers for $1200

Connie Francis for $300, Alex.

FINAL JEOPARDY: Scotty Bowers most revealing expose!!!

I Have This Growth, for 600, please Alex.

Advanced Grammar

(Wherein we'll hear Alex say at least once, "Sorry, that's going to cost you.")

"DL Poverty Dinners for $200, please."

"You're" vs "Your" for 200!

"CUNTS" and "BITCHES" for FUCK OFF, ALEX!!!!

[quote] Queens who need to admit the truth to themselves and come the fuck out for $800, please

Who is Henry Cavill?

[quote] and Potluck Suppers

It's a soupluck not a potluck.

ll take categories that repeat past categories featuring the deflationary R206 and the original R22.

Is it a Karen or KKK Member for $300, Alex

Hail Oh Mary!!!! for $1000, Alex

Lube or Spit for $300, Alex

I stepped in GOOP for the win, Alex

The Desperations of Madonna for $400, Alex

Whore, Prostitute, or Kardashian for $800, Alex

Whore, Prostitute, Kardashian or Vairst Letty for $800, Alex

I’ll take who’s hole is it, for $600, Alex

Infamous InstaHos Gurrrrrrl! Old Actresses Who Look Old Name That Cock Dead Rappers You’ve Never Heard Of The Trans

Which Madonna thread will trigger Janbot/ gagabot the most for $9000, Alex

Infamous Instahos

Gurrrrl!

Old Actresses Who Look Old

Name That Cock

Dead Rappers You Never Heard Of

The Trans

Threads started by self loathing trump voters for 400, Alex

Lesbian, Or German Lady?

Ways the shit brickhouse troll has been humiliated for $1000, Alex.

MARY Christmas. This category will be outrageous holiday traditions which make you go, "MARY!"

Viki Sleestak's Alters.

"PROSTITUTION WHORE!!!!" for $100, Alex!!!!

Unemployed Hollywood Gerbil for $100, Alex!

"Alex, I'm embarrassed to say the category out loud, but I'll take 'Threads a Has Ruined By Mentioning Cake' for $400."

Fat Whores, Rejoice!

Fat Whores, Despair!

"You Type Fat!"

Fit, Fat or FitFat?

Carbface For Days

Karen Carpenter

Most Memorable Surprise Anals.

Name the division troll threads for 400, Alex

I have no idea what a "division troll" is.

Boris or Natasha for 200

I'll take She's Dead to Me for $400

Undeserved Oscar Wins for $300

I'll take Commas, Colons and Illiterates for $1,000, Alex.

IT'S THE DAILY DOUBLE!

Blue, Alex.

I like blue.

"Things Upper Class People Do"

"Does This Seem Trashy?"

"Good Looking Actors Who Have Never Even Thought About Trying The Homosex"

"Those Bossy Bottoms"

"Things In A Frau's Vera Bradley Handbag"

"Dangerous Places To Visit"

"Things Millennials Say"

"Obscure TV Sitcoms of the 70s"

"Foods Made With Mayonnaise"

Okay, the category is "Grindr Hookups"

JON-MARC KEITH: $200 please, Alex

ALEX: "Sup bro?"

JMK: "What is 'Horny bro. You?".... $400 please

A: "8 cut thick"

JMK: "What is six inches, average width?" Let's go for $600

A: "Only looking for other masc dudes"

JMK: "What is 'Purses fly out of my mouth when I speak but I'll send you a photo with a backwards baseball cap on?"

A: Okay, the judges were looking for a photo of a backwards baseball cap and muscle shirt, but they will accept your response.

JMK: Great. Let's continue with $800

A: "Face pic?"

JMK: What is "Yup. You?"

A: Okay, we'll take that. The other acceptable answer was "You first."

JMK : I was going to say that. Let's close out the category.

A: Okay. For one thousand dollars. "Can't host. You?"

JMK: What is "I'm married or in a serious relationship?"

A: That's it! We have just one category left "Reasons Hillary Lost"

JMK: Okay let's go there for $200

A: Despite having "all the news that's fit to print" this newspaper only saw fit to print negative articles about Hillary's email.

JMK: What is the New York Times? .......

"I'll take Ancient Sea Hag and other Madonna Insults for $500..."

"Older Women/Younger Men"

Liz Taylor's marriages for $200, Alex

Hollywood Hasbians for $450

Da Suck Jobs for $1000, please.

Foods That Can Be Fixded.

R266 that’s the best

Aging gracefully and other sayings by DL fugs for 400, Alex

Straight Teen Boys who work at Home Improvement Centers for 100!

Tales from the Shit Brickhouse

Tootie, Jo, or Blair

Versions of Mame

Questionable Lesbian Attire

Things Millennials Say

[quote]"Good Looking Actors Who Have Never Even Thought About Trying The Homosex"

I hope they don't have a Datalounger trying to write that category. It would be very difficult to come up with five names.

Alex, I'll take similes associated with Mama's mussey for $1000, please

Things Keram Malicki-Sanchez Knows

Things Straight Guys Do

Alex, I'll take Favorite Lesbian Birthday Party Salad Bar Options at Ponderosa in 1987 for $20, please.

Iola Boylen's Handicrafts

Cruise Ship Grandpa for $200

The Upsons of Upson Downs for $400.

I'll take Mame and Other Disaster Films for $400

I'll take reasons "Mame" was a travesty for 200 dollars, Alex

Roles That Gary Morton Talked Lucille Ball Out Of for $800, Alex

"Hold me David" for 1,000 dollars

Oh, Dear: The Spelling and Grammar Category

Ssshhhay It Like Lizzzha

"I'll take, 'Cancelled US soap operas' for $1000."

Are You REALLY Going To Eat That?: High Carb Foods

Reasons to Loathe Norma Shearer for $60, please, Alex.

The Wit and Wisdom of Paul Lynde for $600, please

Classic Hollywood Drunks for $200, Alex.

[quote] JMK: "What is 'Horny bro. You?".... $400 please

[quote]8" cut, thick

More like 80 years old, uncut, trips over his own foreskin, the hard part is probably 4", the rest of it is excess unappreciated-gift wrap

I'll take "He's Gayer Than...." for $800, Alex

Can I have a feel of "Men With Womanly Asses" for $600 Alex?

R299 has had a difficult week. He needs our love.

"Oh Dear" for 1350

The Middle Names of Ethel Mertz

Square Bodied Lesbians for 1000

Karen Walker zingers for $1000

Things That Will End In Tears for $150, Big Al

The Romance of Star Jones and Al Reynolds for $200, Alex

Alex, Non-Asians with Yellow Skin for $800.

Monty Clift's Tricks again, for $300, Alex. I'm on a roll!

Click, Click, Click for $1000

Glenn Close Oscar Snubs for $600

Flannel art from Santa Fe for 300, please.

I’ll take Olympic Pearl Clutching for 400

Reasons DL gymnastic thread posters are batshit crazy for 600

America's Sweethearts of Big And Small Screen for $14❤️❤️, Alex honey

Vile names female singers are called for 1400, Alex

The Photography of Denny Scott for $400

I'm gonna try my luck on "Fraus Gold" for $25, Alex

2015 for 100, Alex.

Sal Mineo was common street whore for $20!!

I’m a Lifelong Democrat but, for 400, Alex

I'm gonna put it all on "Things The Herbert Ross Troll Knows"

I'm a Woke Black Woman, And Other Things Russian Bots Say for $500

Smoking Gargoyles for $200.

"This Candle Smells Like My...." for $200, Alex

I’ll take Hot Hollywood Holes for $100, Alex

I’ll take Rich Foreign Millionaires Who Topped the Cockgobbler for $200, Alex

Wife killers that we lust over for 300.

"Who's Had Him?" with an Audio Daily Double, of course.

"Mary!" with a Video Daily Double, of course.

Final Jeopardy! category: Pasta. The answer: a colander.

The "Mary!" Video Daily Double clue:

Uminnuh go with anti-anxiety medications for 400.

Towel Dancing for $1000, please.

Alex, let's start off with "I think I'm dying, Should I see a Doctor" for $200.

Let's do 'Would You Like Vocal Fry With That?' for $200, Alex.

I’ll take shades of brown for $1000, Alex.

Answer: What is the color of the Cockgobbler’s hole.

Armchair Psychiatric Diagnoses for $700.

I'll take Dyatlov Pass for $500, please.

Let's go with "Reasons To Hate Boston" for $1,000.

This closeted gay couple have only been hunkered down together for less than a year, and, yet they are the recipient of an unprecedented 23 DL threads hosted by a deranged fan.

Let's go with "How I Hate My Mother for $200."

"^Oh, dear."

Answer: “What is the cunt bone, Alex?”