I’m flacid. Flaacid. FLAAAAAAAAAACID!
Let’s Be “Death Becomes Her”!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/15/2020|
I'm Isabella Rossellini as Lisle. I used a body double for my nude scene. I'm supposed to be a still living Cleopatra but that ended up on the cutting room floor along with Tracey Ullman.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/11/2020|
I’m the deleted scenes involving Madeline Ashton thawing out from the Subzero kitchen freezer. I’ve been lost to time.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/11/2020|
I'm the cans of cak frosting.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/11/2020|
I'm the warning.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/11/2020|
I'm Catherine Bell, and I parlayed my few moments as Isabella Rossellini's nude body double into a ten year gig as a Maine attorney on JAG. Now that's type casting.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/11/2020|
I wanted to be the warning!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/11/2020|
I am "Songbird!" the just awful musical version of "Sweet Bird of Youth," playing at the Fairbanks Theatre, 1978.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/11/2020|
I'm the hole in Helen's stomach which allows Madeline to see right through her.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/11/2020|
I’m Fernando’s drowned corpse. The expression of happiness on my face is completely inappropriate!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/11/2020|
Outside of the hilarious Broadway musical parody opening, I've never gotten the appeal of “Death Becomes Her”.
It's loud, rude, obvious, mean, and ugly in a really discomforting way. It's supposed to be funny, but there are no laughs in my opinion. It's also a movie with no redeeming characters as leads, so I don't care about them. I'm surprised people lap it up.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/11/2020|
R5 Now Catherine Bell stars in those God awful Good Witch movies and TV series.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/11/2020|
R10 Blah blah blah blah blah blah...
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/11/2020|
I’m Anna, Dr. Chagall’s assistant...and yes, my tits are like ROCKS!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/11/2020|
R10, could you just not breathe?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/11/2020|
We're the muscle-guy guards you pause on.
We may also turn into dobermans.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/12/2020|
I'm the shovel that turns Madeline's head into a corkscrew!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/12/2020|
I’m the viewers’ urge to recast Goldie Hawn.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/12/2020|
I'm Marilyn Monroe and Andy Warhol but most of the young audience doesn't know it. It's tough to get good billing when you're dead.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/12/2020|
I'm the floating nun trio.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/12/2020|
I’m Vivian Adams, mortified and indignant at Ernest using spray paint on my dear Aunt Esther.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/12/2020|
Superb R14. I salute you!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/12/2020|
I’m sexual... sensual... sexy... sex... sex... SEX...
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/12/2020|
I’m the phrase “NOW, a warning”?
I’m fabulous and everybody knows me!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/12/2020|
I'm the faux thriller 'Dark Windows', starring Michael Caine and Madeleine Ashton.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/12/2020|
I'm the character design (costume, hair and makeup) created for Isabella Rosselini as Lisle Von Rhumen.
As a costume designer, this is one of my all-time favorite designs on film. As a twelve year old gay, I was obsessed!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/12/2020|
[quote]It's loud, rude, obvious, mean, and ugly in a really discomforting way.
So, DL on the big screen.
[quote]It's supposed to be funny, but there are no laughs in my opinion.
Years ago there were tons.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/12/2020|
[quote]I'm Marilyn Monroe and Andy Warhol but most of the young audience doesn't know it. It's tough to get good billing when you're dead.
Sweetie, From October 2018 to October 2019, Monroe's estate earned $13 million, according to Forbes magazine.
Trust when I say, they know who she is.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/12/2020|
Now can I be the warning?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/12/2020|
I’m the flesh-coloured tape hiding Isabella’s ample nips underneath the necklace.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/12/2020|
I'm the mortuary profession, wiping away a tear at the scurrilous portrayal of us in Bruce Willis' character. And yes, we do use airbrushes.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/12/2020|
I’m ME! I see ME... and I like what I see! It can’t be ME!
-Idol, goddess, shameless hussy.... Diva, princess, lewd and lusty
That’s not ME, Can’t be ME!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/12/2020|
I’m talking about raising the dead.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/12/2020|
And oh, dear, for all you illiterate droolers posting here.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/12/2020|
I’m asking why don’t you find someone your own age.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/12/2020|
R30–I picked the wrong career!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/12/2020|
I'm Helen's self-help/inspirational bestseller, "Forever Young" (and no, not "Eternally Fat"!)
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/12/2020|
I'm the sordid topic of coin. ::: scribble scribble :::
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/12/2020|
I’m the invitation to Helen’s book party. Clever little witch, she sent seating assignments.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/12/2020|
I’m the shift to disco toward the end of “I See Me.”
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/12/2020|
I’m the cabinet full of canned frosting in Helen Sharp’s cat-infested drab apartment.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/12/2020|
I’m a plasma separation. I’m a very traumatic process to zee bodee!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/12/2020|
We've been Death Becomes Her already!!
I'm Dakota. I'm COMPLETELY alone. And I'm doing you a favor!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/12/2020|
I’m Mr. Chagal’s wonky eye that’ll give Andy Cohen’s a run for its money any day.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/12/2020|
I'm Meryl's mom. I get to come on set and watch her film and she's got a friggin' bag on her head!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/12/2020|
I am the special sauce.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/12/2020|
I’m the can of flesh colored spray paint that ends the movie. Told ya I was hardcore!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/12/2020|
[quote]I’m the phrase “NOW, a warning”?
No sweet pea, you're way late.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/12/2020|
R40, meet R3.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/12/2020|
I'm Newark, for God's sake.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/12/2020|
I’m “IT”. The maid believes I’m up and in the bath.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/12/2020|
I’m Madeline’s ass. She can look down and see me.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/12/2020|
I'm the Boob Wrangler face pressed right into Meryl's ass and giving her tits an extra squeeze as I push them upward under her blouse or two each time we shoot the inflating breasts scene. My union contract is giving me hazard pay and I earn it, she keeps farting.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/12/2020|
I'm the Narcanol.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/13/2020|
I’m all the visual references to “Clash of the Titans”, next-level campiness.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/13/2020|
Let's not, and say we did.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/13/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/13/2020|
I’m the hanky Helen squeezes until her hand bleeds.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/13/2020|
I’m Madeline’s facial mask, whose scene was brutally left on the cutting room floor, along with most of Jonathan Silverman’s filmed scenes and all of Tracey Ullman’s filmed scenes.
Why me??? Even Mimi Kennedy got a line in this fucking film!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/13/2020|
Were the deleted scenes ever released?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/13/2020|
R59 Sadly, no. Universal claimed they couldn’t find them when Scream! Factory was assembling the Blu-ray. I truly hope somebody out there has them, even if just a videotape backup. Would e great to someday see them.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/13/2020|
-Look at me, Ernest, just look at me. I'm soaking wet.
-And there seems to be something wrong with your, uh, blouse.
-I have a hole in my stomach! I have a hole in my stomach!
-Yeah, and you're still alive.
- It's another miracle!
- No, it isn't.
-Ha! Ah-ha! You took the potion!
- How do you know about that?
- You took the potion too.
- Well, I hardly needed it.
-So that's why you look the way you do and you are dead.
- When did you take it?
- October 26, 1985. Way before you!
- How much did you pay?
- Everything I had. And that was cheap!
- You took a potion?
- Beauty book, my butt!
- Wait a second. I don't think this is a miracle at all!
You're a fraud, a walking lie and I can see right through you! Speaking of which, as a friend, some advice. I would stay out of a bathing suit for a while. At least, a two piece. Or if I... *SMASH* Damn. I just fixed this.
----- -You should learn not to compete with me. I always win.
-You may have always won, but you never played fair!
-Who cares how I played? I won!
-That's 'cause you could raise your legs higher and WIDER than anyone. But look at you now! You couldn't raise an eyebrow without surgery!
-I've raised a lot more than an eyebrow in my day you skinny, phony, hollow bitch!
-You've lost your one and only talent.
-Which was one more talent than you had, you former fatso!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/14/2020|
I’m German songstress Angelika Milster, dubbing Meryl’s singing in “Der Tod Steht Ihr Gut”
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/14/2020|
I'm the pot that Madeline's flailing arm leashes down the stairs.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/15/2020|
I believe the boob wrangler was Meryl's gay assistant, r52.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/15/2020|
I'm the Natural Law. I'm screwed.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/15/2020|