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Let’s Be “Death Becomes Her”!

I’m flacid. Flaacid. FLAAAAAAAAAACID!

by Anonymousreply 6509/15/2020

I'm Isabella Rossellini as Lisle. I used a body double for my nude scene. I'm supposed to be a still living Cleopatra but that ended up on the cutting room floor along with Tracey Ullman.

by Anonymousreply 109/11/2020

I’m the deleted scenes involving Madeline Ashton thawing out from the Subzero kitchen freezer. I’ve been lost to time.

by Anonymousreply 209/11/2020

I'm the cans of cak frosting.

by Anonymousreply 309/11/2020

I'm the warning.

by Anonymousreply 409/11/2020

I'm Catherine Bell, and I parlayed my few moments as Isabella Rossellini's nude body double into a ten year gig as a Maine attorney on JAG. Now that's type casting.

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by Anonymousreply 509/11/2020

I wanted to be the warning!

by Anonymousreply 609/11/2020

I am "Songbird!" the just awful musical version of "Sweet Bird of Youth," playing at the Fairbanks Theatre, 1978.

by Anonymousreply 709/11/2020

I'm the hole in Helen's stomach which allows Madeline to see right through her.

by Anonymousreply 809/11/2020

I’m Fernando’s drowned corpse. The expression of happiness on my face is completely inappropriate!

by Anonymousreply 909/11/2020

Outside of the hilarious Broadway musical parody opening, I've never gotten the appeal of “Death Becomes Her”.

It's loud, rude, obvious, mean, and ugly in a really discomforting way. It's supposed to be funny, but there are no laughs in my opinion. It's also a movie with no redeeming characters as leads, so I don't care about them. I'm surprised people lap it up.

by Anonymousreply 1009/11/2020

R5 Now Catherine Bell stars in those God awful Good Witch movies and TV series.

by Anonymousreply 1109/11/2020

R10 Blah blah blah blah blah blah...

by Anonymousreply 1209/11/2020

I’m Anna, Dr. Chagall’s assistant...and yes, my tits are like ROCKS!!!

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by Anonymousreply 1309/11/2020

R10, could you just not breathe?

by Anonymousreply 1409/11/2020

We're the muscle-guy guards you pause on.

We may also turn into dobermans.

by Anonymousreply 1509/12/2020

I'm the shovel that turns Madeline's head into a corkscrew!

by Anonymousreply 1609/12/2020

I’m the viewers’ urge to recast Goldie Hawn.

by Anonymousreply 1709/12/2020

I'm Marilyn Monroe and Andy Warhol but most of the young audience doesn't know it. It's tough to get good billing when you're dead.

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by Anonymousreply 1809/12/2020

I'm the floating nun trio.

by Anonymousreply 1909/12/2020

I’m Vivian Adams, mortified and indignant at Ernest using spray paint on my dear Aunt Esther.

EXCUSE ME!

by Anonymousreply 2009/12/2020

Superb R14. I salute you!

MAD... HELL...

by Anonymousreply 2109/12/2020

I’m sexual... sensual... sexy... sex... sex... SEX...

by Anonymousreply 2209/12/2020

I’m the phrase “NOW, a warning”?

I’m fabulous and everybody knows me!

by Anonymousreply 2309/12/2020

I'm the faux thriller 'Dark Windows', starring Michael Caine and Madeleine Ashton.

by Anonymousreply 2409/12/2020

I'm the character design (costume, hair and makeup) created for Isabella Rosselini as Lisle Von Rhumen.

As a costume designer, this is one of my all-time favorite designs on film. As a twelve year old gay, I was obsessed!

by Anonymousreply 2509/12/2020

[quote]It's loud, rude, obvious, mean, and ugly in a really discomforting way.

So, DL on the big screen.

[quote]It's supposed to be funny, but there are no laughs in my opinion.

Years ago there were tons.

by Anonymousreply 2609/12/2020

[quote]I'm Marilyn Monroe and Andy Warhol but most of the young audience doesn't know it. It's tough to get good billing when you're dead.

Sweetie, From October 2018 to October 2019, Monroe's estate earned $13 million, according to Forbes magazine.

Trust when I say, they know who she is.

by Anonymousreply 2709/12/2020

Now can I be the warning?

by Anonymousreply 2809/12/2020

I’m the flesh-coloured tape hiding Isabella’s ample nips underneath the necklace.

by Anonymousreply 2909/12/2020

I'm the mortuary profession, wiping away a tear at the scurrilous portrayal of us in Bruce Willis' character. And yes, we do use airbrushes.

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by Anonymousreply 3009/12/2020

I’m ME! I see ME... and I like what I see! It can’t be ME!

-Idol, goddess, shameless hussy.... Diva, princess, lewd and lusty

That’s not ME, Can’t be ME!

by Anonymousreply 3109/12/2020

I’m talking about raising the dead.

by Anonymousreply 3209/12/2020

[quote]OP: "placid"

Oh, dear.

And oh, dear, for all you illiterate droolers posting here.

by Anonymousreply 3309/12/2020

I’m asking why don’t you find someone your own age.

by Anonymousreply 3409/12/2020

R30–I picked the wrong career!

by Anonymousreply 3509/12/2020

I'm Helen's self-help/inspirational bestseller, "Forever Young" (and no, not "Eternally Fat"!)

by Anonymousreply 3609/12/2020

I'm the sordid topic of coin. ::: scribble scribble :::

by Anonymousreply 3709/12/2020

I’m the invitation to Helen’s book party. Clever little witch, she sent seating assignments.

by Anonymousreply 3809/12/2020

I’m the shift to disco toward the end of “I See Me.”

by Anonymousreply 3909/12/2020

I’m the cabinet full of canned frosting in Helen Sharp’s cat-infested drab apartment.

by Anonymousreply 4009/12/2020

I’m a plasma separation. I’m a very traumatic process to zee bodee!

by Anonymousreply 4109/12/2020

We've been Death Becomes Her already!!

But okay.

I'm Dakota. I'm COMPLETELY alone. And I'm doing you a favor!

by Anonymousreply 4209/12/2020

I’m Mr. Chagal’s wonky eye that’ll give Andy Cohen’s a run for its money any day.

by Anonymousreply 4309/12/2020

I'm Meryl's mom. I get to come on set and watch her film and she's got a friggin' bag on her head!

by Anonymousreply 4409/12/2020

I am the special sauce.

Slurp.

by Anonymousreply 4509/12/2020

I’m the can of flesh colored spray paint that ends the movie. Told ya I was hardcore!

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by Anonymousreply 4609/12/2020

[quote]I’m the phrase “NOW, a warning”?

No sweet pea, you're way late.

by Anonymousreply 4709/12/2020

R40, meet R3.

by Anonymousreply 4809/12/2020

I'm Newark, for God's sake.

by Anonymousreply 4909/12/2020

I’m “IT”. The maid believes I’m up and in the bath.

by Anonymousreply 5009/12/2020

I’m Madeline’s ass. She can look down and see me.

by Anonymousreply 5109/12/2020

I'm the Boob Wrangler face pressed right into Meryl's ass and giving her tits an extra squeeze as I push them upward under her blouse or two each time we shoot the inflating breasts scene. My union contract is giving me hazard pay and I earn it, she keeps farting.

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by Anonymousreply 5209/12/2020

I'm the Narcanol.

by Anonymousreply 5309/13/2020

I’m all the visual references to “Clash of the Titans”, next-level campiness.

by Anonymousreply 5409/13/2020

Let's not, and say we did.

by Anonymousreply 5509/13/2020

I’m “SEX!”

by Anonymousreply 5609/13/2020

I’m the hanky Helen squeezes until her hand bleeds.

by Anonymousreply 5709/13/2020

I’m Madeline’s facial mask, whose scene was brutally left on the cutting room floor, along with most of Jonathan Silverman’s filmed scenes and all of Tracey Ullman’s filmed scenes.

Why me??? Even Mimi Kennedy got a line in this fucking film!

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by Anonymousreply 5809/13/2020

Were the deleted scenes ever released?

by Anonymousreply 5909/13/2020

R59 Sadly, no. Universal claimed they couldn’t find them when Scream! Factory was assembling the Blu-ray. I truly hope somebody out there has them, even if just a videotape backup. Would e great to someday see them.

by Anonymousreply 6009/13/2020

-Look at me, Ernest, just look at me. I'm soaking wet.

-And there seems to be something wrong with your, uh, blouse.

-I have a hole in my stomach! I have a hole in my stomach!

-Yeah, and you're still alive.

- It's another miracle!

- No, it isn't.

-Ha! Ah-ha! You took the potion!

- How do you know about that?

- Oh!

- You took the potion too.

- Well, I hardly needed it.

-So that's why you look the way you do and you are dead.

- When did you take it?

- October 26, 1985. Way before you!

- How much did you pay?

- Everything I had. And that was cheap!

- You took a potion?

- Beauty book, my butt!

- Wait a second. I don't think this is a miracle at all!

You're a fraud, a walking lie and I can see right through you! Speaking of which, as a friend, some advice. I would stay out of a bathing suit for a while. At least, a two piece. Or if I... *SMASH* Damn. I just fixed this.

----- -You should learn not to compete with me. I always win.

-You may have always won, but you never played fair!

-Who cares how I played? I won!

-That's 'cause you could raise your legs higher and WIDER than anyone. But look at you now! You couldn't raise an eyebrow without surgery!

-I've raised a lot more than an eyebrow in my day you skinny, phony, hollow bitch!

-You've lost your one and only talent.

-Which was one more talent than you had, you former fatso!

by Anonymousreply 6109/14/2020

I’m German songstress Angelika Milster, dubbing Meryl’s singing in “Der Tod Steht Ihr Gut”

by Anonymousreply 6209/14/2020

I'm the pot that Madeline's flailing arm leashes down the stairs.

by Anonymousreply 6309/15/2020

I believe the boob wrangler was Meryl's gay assistant, r52.

by Anonymousreply 6409/15/2020

I'm the Natural Law. I'm screwed.

by Anonymousreply 6509/15/2020
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