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Caitlyn Jenner debuts new cooking show.

Caitlyn is now a chef!

[quote]The former Olympian, 70, showed off her cooking skills in her new YouTube show Cooking with Caitlyn Jenner! In the first episode, Jenner cooks up Fettuccine with Sausage and Peppers from ex Kris Jenner's cookbook, In the Kitchen with Kris. "I'm not in the kitchen very often, but once in a while, I am. I was actually in the kitchen more when my kids were growing up," Jenner says in the video. "One of my favorite things to cook was this fettuccine with sausage and peppers because you could make a big bowl of it and the kids would eat it for days."

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by Anonymousreply 158Yesterday at 5:39 PM

Well chop it off call me Caitlyn! Well done lady! Well done!

by Anonymousreply 109/05/2020

multi-talented

by Anonymousreply 209/05/2020

No thanks, I'm trying to cut trans fats.

by Anonymousreply 309/05/2020

Desperate.

by Anonymousreply 409/05/2020

If someone had told me back in 1976, when I watched Bruce Jenner win his Olympic gold medal, that one day there would be a thing called YouTube where I could watch... this, I would have thought they were high.

by Anonymousreply 509/05/2020

Oh God - here we go. Let's try to make him appealing by doing a cooking show!

Bruce always had limited appeal because his personality is just flat - he's not funny, he runs his mouth forever and never shuts up, he doesn't say anything especially insightful (which you would think the past few years would have given him some of that).

He still clings to Republican values and rules of the world. That should tell you something.

And to start of this endeavor by chopping up sausages? I mean - did no one THINK about that?

by Anonymousreply 609/05/2020

Bitch is out there trying new things.

More than most seventy year old women.

by Anonymousreply 709/05/2020

Cooking shows are the new Love Boat. It's where has-beens go to make a few shekels before they disappear forever.

by Anonymousreply 809/05/2020

R7 most 70 yo women don't have all the privilege that a millionaire celebrity has.

by Anonymousreply 909/05/2020

“Jenner cooks up Fettuccine with Sausage and Peppers”

Caitlyn demanded that, as she talked about the sausage fest, she be filmed from the waist up.

by Anonymousreply 1009/05/2020

Couldn't stand Bruce on Keeping up w/Kardashians (yes, I saw parts of a few episodes). Bruce was a boring attention-seeker.

Now that Bruce is Caitlyn, there's not some miraculous personality transformation. Still boring.

These "cooking shows" by celebrities who don't even cook and don't even like food, pfft. (Kardashians filmed eating Panera-type salads in plastic containers on a regular basis.)

by Anonymousreply 1109/05/2020

I'd like to see his take on Spotted Dick.

by Anonymousreply 1209/05/2020

Could this recipe be any more basic? At least bring a new method or an interesting spice/seasoning/alternative to the table. Everyone either thinks they are an amazing cook or proud of their ignorance with the “I can’t cook at all, haha” mentality. Both are absurd. I hate celebrity chefs so much.

by Anonymousreply 1309/05/2020

Does this fucker ever recognise or apologise for the fact his driving killed a woman a few years back?

by Anonymousreply 1409/05/2020

We know there was a thread last week about this.

by Anonymousreply 1509/05/2020

Also, “they” burned the garlic and used linguini, not fettuccine. Also mispronounced parmesan. Ten bucks says some of that ratty wig hair got in the bowl too. His technique is awful, to boot. What a joke.

by Anonymousreply 1609/05/2020

Actually, I give Caitlyn credit for wearing a wig that has realistic texture.

by Anonymousreply 1709/05/2020

Mommy, why does that lady look like Uncle Tommy?

by Anonymousreply 1809/05/2020

I know this is so superficial but is there any confirmation that he cut his cock off? I mean, he wants to be a woman, so it stands to reason that it’s gone. But I tend to think the linguini remains. Come on Bruce, gives us a sign. One nod = Gone with the Wind, 2 winks means Still Here to Eternity.

by Anonymousreply 1909/05/2020

in OP's pic, she looks like the poor trans's Martha Stewart.

by Anonymousreply 2009/05/2020

Well, she looks more feminine than Julia Child.

by Anonymousreply 2109/05/2020

On her next episode, she makes ham-n-eggs between the legs.

by Anonymousreply 2209/05/2020

People article reminds us she's had 6 kids with 3 different women. She had very potent semen!

And ues, someone who's almst never been in a kitchen is exactly the TV chef we need now!

by Anonymousreply 2309/05/2020

Hm, what a manly voice this lady has. Heavy smoker perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 2409/05/2020

Great, something to avoid. Next!

by Anonymousreply 2509/05/2020

Looks like a man, sounds like a man, moves like a man. Where is this Caitlyn “woman”? All I see is a man in a dress and wig.

by Anonymousreply 2609/05/2020

From sports to cooking? That’s quite the transition.

by Anonymousreply 2709/05/2020

Beyond the Olympics, Caitlyn's best moments were on the Trans Express, that bus in the short series: "I am Cait".

by Anonymousreply 2809/05/2020

I'd watch a show of Caitlyn and Piers Morgan cooking the Christmas goose together.

by Anonymousreply 2909/05/2020

I doubt Paula Deen would be impressed.

by Anonymousreply 3009/05/2020

Yet just a few years ago he said in an interview he rarely cooks. Yeah just who I want to see hosting a cooking show.🙄

by Anonymousreply 3109/05/2020

Anyone doing a cooking show who doesn’t make the pasta from scratch is not a cook and had no business doing it. This is lazy bullshit and his “girlfriend” looks like a Trumpette dollybird.

by Anonymousreply 3209/05/2020

Does Paris Hilton still have her cooking show?

by Anonymousreply 3309/05/2020

It was riveting.

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by Anonymousreply 3409/05/2020

What’s going on with...the eyes?

by Anonymousreply 3509/05/2020

"Chop! with Jenner"

by Anonymousreply 3609/05/2020

What does Sophia say about this? Sophia has needs, and Caitlyn may not be satisfying them.

by Anonymousreply 3709/05/2020

You mean what she likes to put in her mouth to eat?

by Anonymousreply 3809/05/2020

One of her first guests will be Lorena Bobbitt doing her sliced pork loin recipe.

by Anonymousreply 3909/06/2020

In OP's picture, she looks like she's going to cry.

by Anonymousreply 4009/06/2020

Still desperate for the spotlight.

She our generation’s Suzanne Somers.

caitlyn’s autobiography will reveal she was molested by her daddy. Then she will sell stuff on QVC. a Las Vegas show follows.

by Anonymousreply 4109/06/2020

That potential greasefire we've been hoping for is closer than ever!

by Anonymousreply 4209/06/2020

Oh yeah, HSN or QVC next. Probably not the ubiquitous “clothing line” though.

by Anonymousreply 4309/06/2020

R3 that was a good one!

by Anonymousreply 4409/06/2020

"The former Olympian" - Um, no, that was Bruce Jenner - according to Caitlyn, he doesn't exist anymore.

by Anonymousreply 4509/06/2020

The only cooking show where you can find the recipes, no not recipes, INSTRUCTIONS, on the side of a box.

by Anonymousreply 4609/06/2020

Looks like an old trucker with two trowels full of face slap and an an asymmetrical wig made of of horse's mane.

by Anonymousreply 4709/06/2020

I wouldn't eat anything she's touched.

by Anonymousreply 4809/06/2020

Hair color seems a little young

by Anonymousreply 4909/06/2020

[quote]caitlyn’s autobiography will reveal she was molested by her daddy. Then she will sell stuff on QVC. a Las Vegas show follows.

Isn’t this bitch like almost 80 years old? She ain’t gonna be doing a Vegas show.

by Anonymousreply 5009/06/2020

Instead of shake 'n bake she does tape 'n tuck.

by Anonymousreply 5109/06/2020

[quote]What does Sophia say about this?

In the video she seems like a real bitch.

by Anonymousreply 5209/06/2020

Is Caitlyn going to vote for Dump again? Remember how (s)he said Dump and Republicans were going to do SO much for trans people?😂 Wow, (s)he is delusional.

by Anonymousreply 5309/06/2020

She's trying to look and cook like Martha Stewart.

by Anonymousreply 5409/06/2020

I smell cookies in the kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 5509/06/2020

I did not watch, but assume he does that Nigella Lawson/Jamie Oliver thing, where after preparing the food the camera lingers, pornishly over closeups of the chef's fingers and mouths playing with and devouring the food. This gratuitous fifty percent cooking/ fifty percent whorish and unhealthy food worship puts me off most cooking shows.

by Anonymousreply 5609/06/2020

He’s so vomit inducing.

by Anonymousreply 5709/06/2020

Would you really eat food made from such a monstrous looking creature?

by Anonymousreply 5809/06/2020

Chef Boy-Are-SHE!

by Anonymousreply 5909/07/2020

When I think home cooking, I think Caitlyn Jenner and Paris Hilton!

by Anonymousreply 6009/07/2020

Why he can’t go live his trans life in peace? I don’t understand his craving for fame after years with the Koven? He is worth a fortune. Bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 6109/07/2020

With that flesh colored mask and attire choice she looks to me like a slutty cyborg en route to a hallowe’en sex party. She organised the whip round and has the toys, lube and condoms in the bags.

by Anonymousreply 6209/07/2020

^ Heh, meant for the Rummer thread.

by Anonymousreply 6309/07/2020

^ wrong thread

by Anonymousreply 6409/07/2020

Jenner has absolutely no charisma or charm.

by Anonymousreply 6509/07/2020

[quote]fettuccine with sausage and peppers because you could make a big bowl of it and the kids would eat it for days.

Gross. Can you imagine eating cold pasta and sausage for days on end?

Not that I believe for a second they ever did. They were never that short on money.

by Anonymousreply 6609/07/2020

Burned garlic and cold linguine are so ferosh! Some pork sausage with thick casings to fry on top feeds a family for for dayssss

by Anonymousreply 6709/07/2020

[quote] fettuccine with sausage and peppers because you could make a big bowl of it and the kids would eat it for days.

In other words she nor that vile Kris K. cared enough about their kids to give them a balanced & varied diet.

by Anonymousreply 6809/07/2020

This reeks of a last ditch effort for that thing to keep her punim before a camera, even if it's a smart phone camera.

by Anonymousreply 6909/07/2020

Take a few tips from the Queen, Caitlyn.

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by Anonymousreply 7009/07/2020

W. T. F. ? ? ! !

by Anonymousreply 7109/07/2020

R70 that’s too funny. I always thought I was watching soft core porn when viewing her shows. She did it on purpose.

by Anonymousreply 7209/07/2020

What he's cooking is what guys mostly make. Some things don't change, dick or no dick.

by Anonymousreply 7309/07/2020

[quote]In other words she nor that vile Kris K. cared enough about their kids to give them a balanced & varied diet.

Kris taught them to eat a steady diet of black dicks.

by Anonymousreply 7409/07/2020

He still has his dick, R73.

by Anonymousreply 7509/07/2020

Looks like Joe Biden with bronzer and a wig

by Anonymousreply 7609/07/2020

She should be ashamed of using that cheap Kraft ground parmesan cheese that is not even all real parmesan. That crap is full of non cheese fillers. And she needs to learn how to select an appropriate sized knife for her slicing and chopping duties.

by Anonymousreply 7709/07/2020

It’s called parmeszani, not parmesan!

by Anonymousreply 7809/07/2020

People can make fun of Nigella but she is everything Cait is not. 1) Hot to straight men. 2) actually can cook. 3) incredibly eloquent. 4) a superlative writer. 5) beautifully produced content.

by Anonymousreply 7909/07/2020

[quote]She should be ashamed of using that cheap Kraft ground parmesan cheese that is not even all real parmesan

I didn't watch it, but if this is true, dear God. That shit is vile. Why doesn't he just pull some Kraft Mac and Cheese boxes off the shelf and make that instead?

We loathe Bruce/Cait for a whole host of good reasons here at DL, but Kraft fake parm "cheese product" is just a bridge too far.

by Anonymousreply 8009/08/2020

With all her money she should have a big. block of Parmigiano Reggiano wrapped and stored in the fridge always at the ready. If I can keep a wedge in my fridge there's no reason she can't, unless she's cheap, or on the road to Brokeville

by Anonymousreply 8109/08/2020

Caitlyn is a hit in Jamaica. She could learn some Jamaican recipes and demonstrate it to her viewers.

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by Anonymousreply 8209/08/2020

Stunning and brave.

by Anonymousreply 8309/08/2020

Caitlyn goes to Starbucks for her coffee in Malibu. If she makes coffee at home, it doesn't look often.

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by Anonymousreply 8409/08/2020

So... MTF Millionaire meets Rachel Ray x Sandra Lee sans alcohol and personality?

by Anonymousreply 8509/08/2020

She embarks on a new career at age 70? Cooking with Caitlyn has a ring to it.

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by Anonymousreply 8609/08/2020

Next week she’ll teach us how to heat up a frozen pizza.

by Anonymousreply 8709/08/2020

The mask goes over the mouth AND NOSE, Caitlyn. But you knew that. Also, we don't kill people when we drive. And our little kids take priority over our daily tranny driveabouts. But you knew that, too. Shall we review?

by Anonymousreply 8809/08/2020

I quiver every time she says sausage.

by Anonymousreply 8909/08/2020

Yikes, Bruce's face looks like melted wax. Self hate kills.

by Anonymousreply 9009/08/2020

I thought it was Jessica Lange parodying Martha Stewart

by Anonymousreply 9109/08/2020

Caitlyn and Selena should have a cook-off.

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by Anonymousreply 9209/08/2020

Believe it or not many of the cheap ground Parmesans sold in grocery stores contain actual sawdust as a filler.

by Anonymousreply 9309/08/2020

What a freak!

by Anonymousreply 9409/08/2020

It takes balls to do this.

by Anonymousreply 9509/08/2020

All joking aside, I think eating anything made by her would make me vomit. I'd rather watch a cooking show with Hanibal Lecter.

by Anonymousreply 9609/08/2020

I'm too horrified to watch. Does she really use Kraft grated cheese? With no irony?

by Anonymousreply 9709/08/2020

Honey, she cooks with Accent.

by Anonymousreply 9809/08/2020

So Caitlyn isn't aspirational?

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by Anonymousreply 9909/08/2020

Still shocked that Bruce is trying to be a woman

by Anonymousreply 10009/08/2020

Does she use hormone-free beef?

by Anonymousreply 10109/08/2020

she needs to be sent off to finishing school and then bring her back and we'll see. I just cant watch it!

by Anonymousreply 10209/08/2020

Gwyneth and Caitlyn have the same shoe size.

by Anonymousreply 10309/08/2020

It’s just so gross

by Anonymousreply 10409/08/2020

I'm a fan of trainwrecks, but that was awful. She didn't even attempt to put any effort into it. I was hoping she would pour the dinner over fishlip's head.

by Anonymousreply 10509/08/2020

Caitlyn gives an inside look into her daily beauty routine.

She has to look beautiful for the cooking show.

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by Anonymousreply 10609/08/2020

[quote]Looks like Joe Biden with bronzer and a wig

Cait would be insulted you said she looked like a Democrat! I’m sure she’d rather be compared to the First Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 10709/08/2020

Caitlyn isn't into the old ladybug types that are only trans at home and/or during sexual rendezvous.

Younger, pretty trans, who don't 'sometimes' trans, match Caitlyn's level of glamour and celebrity. It's pursued lifestyle, not confined to romantic interests.

by Anonymousreply 10809/08/2020

"DISH" has taken notice of the new celebrity chef.

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by Anonymousreply 10909/08/2020

^Delish

by Anonymousreply 11009/09/2020

We are told she's beautiful often.

At age 70, that is nice for the tabloids and pop culture magazines to do.

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by Anonymousreply 11109/09/2020

He’s a hot tranny mess but the most annoying thing is his half assed attempt at a female voice. It’s ridiculous. Get a vocal coach bitch.

by Anonymousreply 11209/09/2020

Her hands are dainty.

by Anonymousreply 11309/09/2020

lol what's with all the dl'ers calling this man she's and her's?

by Anonymousreply 11409/11/2020

If she starts lactating, I'm skipping the milk, not to mention the cookies.....

by Anonymousreply 11509/11/2020

Keep Caitlyn timely informed!

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by Anonymousreply 11609/11/2020

[quote]Forget the Kardashians, Caitlyn Jenner has vowed to become the new Queen of YouTube. In an exclusive interview with the Daily Star, the transgender TV icon talked everything from her family to her Olympic legacy as she opened up on the exciting next step in her journey.

As the new Queen of YouTube, she'll discuss her journey bringing comfort and direction to so many other women.

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by Anonymousreply 11709/11/2020

Thank goodness these useless cunts are getting off the tube.

by Anonymousreply 11809/11/2020

Does she cook with a Dutch oven?

by Anonymousreply 11909/11/2020

Caitlyn reflects on her struggle with gender identity. It influenced her Olympic career.

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by Anonymousreply 12009/12/2020

Did she HAVE TO become cross eyed to get this show? Because I don't recall her being cross eyed before she got the show.

by Anonymousreply 12109/12/2020

Poor Bruce has ran out of ideas to stay in the spotlight.

by Anonymousreply 12209/12/2020

She can do movies. Has the celebrity already.

Next James Bond girl? Pussy Galore's daughter? Next Hello Dolly? Mame? Or, the Adventures of Wonderwoman?

Or TV series renewed: "Murder, She Wrote"-- As Jessica in Malibu instead of Cabot Cove. Or, a new Remmington Steele.

Many possibilities.

by Anonymousreply 12309/12/2020

His face looks like it was stolen from one of those reconstructed heads they make for the forensic crime shows.

by Anonymousreply 12409/12/2020

That made me laugh^^^^

by Anonymousreply 12509/12/2020

When will she debut on the cooking show “Chopped?”

by Anonymousreply 12609/12/2020

He's crafting his image for when he becomes President Kanye's First Lady after Kim K. files for divorce..

by Anonymousreply 12709/12/2020

I actually like the idea of her doing Murder She Wrote as Jessica in Malibu. Maybe if she did a scripted show it would be better than this cooking crap because that was awful. Where is her personality ?

by Anonymousreply 12809/13/2020

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach".

Caitlyn, cook that shit for Michael Moore, Chris Christie, Bill Barr, Steve Scalise, Jerry Nadler, and Donald Trump.

by Anonymousreply 12909/13/2020

Why does his voice sound odd?

by Anonymousreply 13009/13/2020

Caitlyn does relationship reconciliations. She could be an alternative to Dr.Phil; or have an "Iyania, Fix My Life" type show.

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by Anonymousreply 13109/13/2020

My turds have more personality than this man in a wig. No one will watch.

by Anonymousreply 13209/13/2020

I don't know where his hands have been

by Anonymousreply 13309/13/2020

FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER EYES!

by Anonymousreply 13409/13/2020

I’d rather watch Sandra Lee rape and murder a recipe than watch Caitlyn cook anything.

by Anonymousreply 13509/13/2020

Ain’t Sandy was young and perky. Now she looks pretty much like the 70 years old tranny we are talking about here. So no to both.

by Anonymousreply 13609/14/2020

At R106 he looks like a serial killer who peeled the skin off of a woman's face and stitched it over his own.

For real, what's causing that? Bad makeup?

by Anonymousreply 13709/14/2020

She....it....needs to host a Can't Stop the Music Zoom reunion.

by Anonymousreply 13809/14/2020

New Caitlyn video.

She's sad KUWTK is over.

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by Anonymousreply 13909/14/2020

[quote]Switching gears to politics, Jenner, who voted for Donald Trump in 2016, told Billy, “One thing I have learned over the last two or three years is don’t talk politics… To be honest with you, I don’t know which way I’m going, what I’m going to do.”

Billy asked, “Wait a minute, you’re not voting for [Joe] Biden? You’re not voting for Trump? You have to vote for your son-in-law-ish.” Caitlyn replied with a smile, saying, “My son-in-law, yes. Yes, that’s it. I’m voting for Kanyaaaaaaaaaye!” Jenner also revealed to Billy that she is single. “I have never dated and probably never will… I have a lot of very good friends. Every day is filled. I’ve got things to do, and that’s not even one of them.”

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by Anonymousreply 14009/15/2020

Please make it stop.

by Anonymousreply 14109/15/2020

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by Anonymousreply 14209/15/2020

“I have never dated and probably never will...”

So she’ll never give that new poosey a good workout. She’ll never have a hot, 10” rod pound her new lady part. ...... Sad.

by Anonymousreply 14309/15/2020

Cross eyed minx!

by Anonymousreply 14409/15/2020

R144 I'm glad you brought that up; I thought she looked cross eyed, but figured it was just me. WTF did happen there?

by Anonymousreply 14509/15/2020

Well, now, r143, she can call on Doc Johnson, so there’s that.

by Anonymousreply 14609/15/2020

Well, s/he did make it in under 30 minutes, so there's that. But there was no mention of EVOO. That slop looks worse than anything I've thrown together.

by Anonymousreply 14709/15/2020

Caitlyn needs to fix this recipe next for nostalgia's sake...

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by Anonymousreply 14809/15/2020

The come hither look wilts into a constipated, cross eyed expression.

by Anonymousreply 14909/15/2020

R140 That shouldn't come as any surprise. She didn't know "which way [she] she was going" for nearly seventy years now. (and she ended up cross eyed!) Lots of "confusement" with this one.

by Anonymousreply 15009/15/2020

Per r140. She said Kanye as an outlet.

Caitlyn is a Republican and Trump voter, but fears saying she will do so again.

Pence would never be seen with her. 'Mother' would never approve.

by Anonymousreply 15109/15/2020

She doesn't date, but Sophia, much younger fellow transgender, lives in her home, travels with her, they are together out dining, often been together at photo-ops, galas, shows, parties, etc. It is very suggestive. Yet, it is all about running a business? Perhaps true, but quite a strange relationship if so.

by Anonymousreply 15209/16/2020

Does she have a recipe for a nice potato salad? Asking for a friend.

by Anonymousreply 153Last Monday at 8:02 PM

What's she cooking next?

Cait's dainties with chocolate mousse.

by Anonymousreply 154Yesterday at 2:01 AM

He's a man R7 and always will be.

by Anonymousreply 155Yesterday at 8:24 AM

Is the dick at counter height?

by Anonymousreply 156Yesterday at 8:59 AM

caitlyn is very vibrant for a 70 year 'young' woman. She's energetic, glamorous., and shows many talents.

Caitlyn could next do inspirational 'women's issues' speeches and women's resolution seminars as her next project and do much good.

by Anonymousreply 157Yesterday at 5:38 PM

Has it been cancelled yet?

by Anonymousreply 158Yesterday at 5:39 PM
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