Caitlyn Jenner debuts new cooking show.

Well chop it off call me Caitlyn! Well done lady! Well done!

multi-talented

No thanks, I'm trying to cut trans fats.

Desperate.

If someone had told me back in 1976, when I watched Bruce Jenner win his Olympic gold medal, that one day there would be a thing called YouTube where I could watch... this, I would have thought they were high.

Oh God - here we go. Let's try to make him appealing by doing a cooking show!

Bruce always had limited appeal because his personality is just flat - he's not funny, he runs his mouth forever and never shuts up, he doesn't say anything especially insightful (which you would think the past few years would have given him some of that).

He still clings to Republican values and rules of the world. That should tell you something.

And to start of this endeavor by chopping up sausages? I mean - did no one THINK about that?

Bitch is out there trying new things.

More than most seventy year old women.

Cooking shows are the new Love Boat. It's where has-beens go to make a few shekels before they disappear forever.

R7 most 70 yo women don't have all the privilege that a millionaire celebrity has.

“Jenner cooks up Fettuccine with Sausage and Peppers”

Caitlyn demanded that, as she talked about the sausage fest, she be filmed from the waist up.

Couldn't stand Bruce on Keeping up w/Kardashians (yes, I saw parts of a few episodes). Bruce was a boring attention-seeker.

Now that Bruce is Caitlyn, there's not some miraculous personality transformation. Still boring.

These "cooking shows" by celebrities who don't even cook and don't even like food, pfft. (Kardashians filmed eating Panera-type salads in plastic containers on a regular basis.)

I'd like to see his take on Spotted Dick.

Could this recipe be any more basic? At least bring a new method or an interesting spice/seasoning/alternative to the table. Everyone either thinks they are an amazing cook or proud of their ignorance with the “I can’t cook at all, haha” mentality. Both are absurd. I hate celebrity chefs so much.

Does this fucker ever recognise or apologise for the fact his driving killed a woman a few years back?

We know there was a thread last week about this.

Also, “they” burned the garlic and used linguini, not fettuccine. Also mispronounced parmesan. Ten bucks says some of that ratty wig hair got in the bowl too. His technique is awful, to boot. What a joke.

Actually, I give Caitlyn credit for wearing a wig that has realistic texture.

Mommy, why does that lady look like Uncle Tommy?

I know this is so superficial but is there any confirmation that he cut his cock off? I mean, he wants to be a woman, so it stands to reason that it’s gone. But I tend to think the linguini remains. Come on Bruce, gives us a sign. One nod = Gone with the Wind, 2 winks means Still Here to Eternity.

in OP's pic, she looks like the poor trans's Martha Stewart.

Well, she looks more feminine than Julia Child.

On her next episode, she makes ham-n-eggs between the legs.

People article reminds us she's had 6 kids with 3 different women. She had very potent semen!

And ues, someone who's almst never been in a kitchen is exactly the TV chef we need now!

Hm, what a manly voice this lady has. Heavy smoker perhaps?

Great, something to avoid. Next!

Looks like a man, sounds like a man, moves like a man. Where is this Caitlyn “woman”? All I see is a man in a dress and wig.

From sports to cooking? That’s quite the transition.

Beyond the Olympics, Caitlyn's best moments were on the Trans Express, that bus in the short series: "I am Cait".

I'd watch a show of Caitlyn and Piers Morgan cooking the Christmas goose together.

I doubt Paula Deen would be impressed.

Yet just a few years ago he said in an interview he rarely cooks. Yeah just who I want to see hosting a cooking show.🙄

Anyone doing a cooking show who doesn’t make the pasta from scratch is not a cook and had no business doing it. This is lazy bullshit and his “girlfriend” looks like a Trumpette dollybird.

Does Paris Hilton still have her cooking show?

It was riveting.

What’s going on with...the eyes?

"Chop! with Jenner"

What does Sophia say about this? Sophia has needs, and Caitlyn may not be satisfying them.

You mean what she likes to put in her mouth to eat?

One of her first guests will be Lorena Bobbitt doing her sliced pork loin recipe.

In OP's picture, she looks like she's going to cry.

Still desperate for the spotlight.

She our generation’s Suzanne Somers.

caitlyn’s autobiography will reveal she was molested by her daddy. Then she will sell stuff on QVC. a Las Vegas show follows.

That potential greasefire we've been hoping for is closer than ever!

Oh yeah, HSN or QVC next. Probably not the ubiquitous “clothing line” though.

R3 that was a good one!

"The former Olympian" - Um, no, that was Bruce Jenner - according to Caitlyn, he doesn't exist anymore.

The only cooking show where you can find the recipes, no not recipes, INSTRUCTIONS, on the side of a box.

Looks like an old trucker with two trowels full of face slap and an an asymmetrical wig made of of horse's mane.

I wouldn't eat anything she's touched.

Hair color seems a little young

[quote]caitlyn’s autobiography will reveal she was molested by her daddy. Then she will sell stuff on QVC. a Las Vegas show follows.

Isn’t this bitch like almost 80 years old? She ain’t gonna be doing a Vegas show.

Instead of shake 'n bake she does tape 'n tuck.

[quote]What does Sophia say about this?

In the video she seems like a real bitch.

Is Caitlyn going to vote for Dump again? Remember how (s)he said Dump and Republicans were going to do SO much for trans people?😂 Wow, (s)he is delusional.

She's trying to look and cook like Martha Stewart.

I smell cookies in the kitchen.

I did not watch, but assume he does that Nigella Lawson/Jamie Oliver thing, where after preparing the food the camera lingers, pornishly over closeups of the chef's fingers and mouths playing with and devouring the food. This gratuitous fifty percent cooking/ fifty percent whorish and unhealthy food worship puts me off most cooking shows.

He’s so vomit inducing.

Would you really eat food made from such a monstrous looking creature?

Chef Boy-Are-SHE!

When I think home cooking, I think Caitlyn Jenner and Paris Hilton!

Why he can’t go live his trans life in peace? I don’t understand his craving for fame after years with the Koven? He is worth a fortune. Bizarre.

With that flesh colored mask and attire choice she looks to me like a slutty cyborg en route to a hallowe’en sex party. She organised the whip round and has the toys, lube and condoms in the bags.

^ Heh, meant for the Rummer thread.

^ wrong thread

Jenner has absolutely no charisma or charm.

[quote]fettuccine with sausage and peppers because you could make a big bowl of it and the kids would eat it for days.

Gross. Can you imagine eating cold pasta and sausage for days on end?

Not that I believe for a second they ever did. They were never that short on money.

Burned garlic and cold linguine are so ferosh! Some pork sausage with thick casings to fry on top feeds a family for for dayssss

[quote] fettuccine with sausage and peppers because you could make a big bowl of it and the kids would eat it for days.

In other words she nor that vile Kris K. cared enough about their kids to give them a balanced & varied diet.

This reeks of a last ditch effort for that thing to keep her punim before a camera, even if it's a smart phone camera.

Take a few tips from the Queen, Caitlyn.

W. T. F. ? ? ! !

R70 that’s too funny. I always thought I was watching soft core porn when viewing her shows. She did it on purpose.

What he's cooking is what guys mostly make. Some things don't change, dick or no dick.

[quote]In other words she nor that vile Kris K. cared enough about their kids to give them a balanced & varied diet.

Kris taught them to eat a steady diet of black dicks.

He still has his dick, R73.

Looks like Joe Biden with bronzer and a wig

She should be ashamed of using that cheap Kraft ground parmesan cheese that is not even all real parmesan. That crap is full of non cheese fillers. And she needs to learn how to select an appropriate sized knife for her slicing and chopping duties.

It’s called parmeszani, not parmesan!

People can make fun of Nigella but she is everything Cait is not. 1) Hot to straight men. 2) actually can cook. 3) incredibly eloquent. 4) a superlative writer. 5) beautifully produced content.

[quote]She should be ashamed of using that cheap Kraft ground parmesan cheese that is not even all real parmesan

I didn't watch it, but if this is true, dear God. That shit is vile. Why doesn't he just pull some Kraft Mac and Cheese boxes off the shelf and make that instead?

We loathe Bruce/Cait for a whole host of good reasons here at DL, but Kraft fake parm "cheese product" is just a bridge too far.

With all her money she should have a big. block of Parmigiano Reggiano wrapped and stored in the fridge always at the ready. If I can keep a wedge in my fridge there's no reason she can't, unless she's cheap, or on the road to Brokeville

Caitlyn is a hit in Jamaica. She could learn some Jamaican recipes and demonstrate it to her viewers.

Stunning and brave.

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So... MTF Millionaire meets Rachel Ray x Sandra Lee sans alcohol and personality?

She embarks on a new career at age 70? Cooking with Caitlyn has a ring to it.

Next week she’ll teach us how to heat up a frozen pizza.

The mask goes over the mouth AND NOSE, Caitlyn. But you knew that. Also, we don't kill people when we drive. And our little kids take priority over our daily tranny driveabouts. But you knew that, too. Shall we review?

I quiver every time she says sausage.

Yikes, Bruce's face looks like melted wax. Self hate kills.

I thought it was Jessica Lange parodying Martha Stewart

Caitlyn and Selena should have a cook-off.

Believe it or not many of the cheap ground Parmesans sold in grocery stores contain actual sawdust as a filler.

What a freak!

It takes balls to do this.

All joking aside, I think eating anything made by her would make me vomit. I'd rather watch a cooking show with Hanibal Lecter.

I'm too horrified to watch. Does she really use Kraft grated cheese? With no irony?

Honey, she cooks with Accent.

So Caitlyn isn't aspirational?

Still shocked that Bruce is trying to be a woman

Does she use hormone-free beef?

she needs to be sent off to finishing school and then bring her back and we'll see. I just cant watch it!

Gwyneth and Caitlyn have the same shoe size.

It’s just so gross

I'm a fan of trainwrecks, but that was awful. She didn't even attempt to put any effort into it. I was hoping she would pour the dinner over fishlip's head.

Caitlyn gives an inside look into her daily beauty routine.

She has to look beautiful for the cooking show.

[quote]Looks like Joe Biden with bronzer and a wig

Cait would be insulted you said she looked like a Democrat! I’m sure she’d rather be compared to the First Cunt.

Caitlyn isn't into the old ladybug types that are only trans at home and/or during sexual rendezvous.

Younger, pretty trans, who don't 'sometimes' trans, match Caitlyn's level of glamour and celebrity. It's pursued lifestyle, not confined to romantic interests.

"DISH" has taken notice of the new celebrity chef.

^Delish

We are told she's beautiful often.

At age 70, that is nice for the tabloids and pop culture magazines to do.

He’s a hot tranny mess but the most annoying thing is his half assed attempt at a female voice. It’s ridiculous. Get a vocal coach bitch.

Her hands are dainty.

lol what's with all the dl'ers calling this man she's and her's?

If she starts lactating, I'm skipping the milk, not to mention the cookies.....

Keep Caitlyn timely informed!

[quote]Forget the Kardashians, Caitlyn Jenner has vowed to become the new Queen of YouTube. In an exclusive interview with the Daily Star, the transgender TV icon talked everything from her family to her Olympic legacy as she opened up on the exciting next step in her journey.

As the new Queen of YouTube, she'll discuss her journey bringing comfort and direction to so many other women.

Thank goodness these useless cunts are getting off the tube.

Does she cook with a Dutch oven?

Caitlyn reflects on her struggle with gender identity. It influenced her Olympic career.

Did she HAVE TO become cross eyed to get this show? Because I don't recall her being cross eyed before she got the show.

Poor Bruce has ran out of ideas to stay in the spotlight.

She can do movies. Has the celebrity already.

Next James Bond girl? Pussy Galore's daughter? Next Hello Dolly? Mame? Or, the Adventures of Wonderwoman?

Or TV series renewed: "Murder, She Wrote"-- As Jessica in Malibu instead of Cabot Cove. Or, a new Remmington Steele.

Many possibilities.

His face looks like it was stolen from one of those reconstructed heads they make for the forensic crime shows.

That made me laugh^^^^

When will she debut on the cooking show “Chopped?”

He's crafting his image for when he becomes President Kanye's First Lady after Kim K. files for divorce..

I actually like the idea of her doing Murder She Wrote as Jessica in Malibu. Maybe if she did a scripted show it would be better than this cooking crap because that was awful. Where is her personality ?

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach".

Caitlyn, cook that shit for Michael Moore, Chris Christie, Bill Barr, Steve Scalise, Jerry Nadler, and Donald Trump.

Why does his voice sound odd?

Caitlyn does relationship reconciliations. She could be an alternative to Dr.Phil; or have an "Iyania, Fix My Life" type show.

My turds have more personality than this man in a wig. No one will watch.

I don't know where his hands have been

FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER EYES!

I’d rather watch Sandra Lee rape and murder a recipe than watch Caitlyn cook anything.

Ain’t Sandy was young and perky. Now she looks pretty much like the 70 years old tranny we are talking about here. So no to both.

At R106 he looks like a serial killer who peeled the skin off of a woman's face and stitched it over his own.

For real, what's causing that? Bad makeup?

She....it....needs to host a Can't Stop the Music Zoom reunion.

New Caitlyn video.

She's sad KUWTK is over.

[quote]Switching gears to politics, Jenner, who voted for Donald Trump in 2016, told Billy, “One thing I have learned over the last two or three years is don’t talk politics… To be honest with you, I don’t know which way I’m going, what I’m going to do.”

Billy asked, “Wait a minute, you’re not voting for [Joe] Biden? You’re not voting for Trump? You have to vote for your son-in-law-ish.” Caitlyn replied with a smile, saying, “My son-in-law, yes. Yes, that’s it. I’m voting for Kanyaaaaaaaaaye!” Jenner also revealed to Billy that she is single. “I have never dated and probably never will… I have a lot of very good friends. Every day is filled. I’ve got things to do, and that’s not even one of them.”

Please make it stop.

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“I have never dated and probably never will...”

So she’ll never give that new poosey a good workout. She’ll never have a hot, 10” rod pound her new lady part. ...... Sad.

Cross eyed minx!

R144 I'm glad you brought that up; I thought she looked cross eyed, but figured it was just me. WTF did happen there?

Well, now, r143, she can call on Doc Johnson, so there’s that.

Well, s/he did make it in under 30 minutes, so there's that. But there was no mention of EVOO. That slop looks worse than anything I've thrown together.

Caitlyn needs to fix this recipe next for nostalgia's sake...

The come hither look wilts into a constipated, cross eyed expression.

R140 That shouldn't come as any surprise. She didn't know "which way [she] she was going" for nearly seventy years now. (and she ended up cross eyed!) Lots of "confusement" with this one.

Per r140. She said Kanye as an outlet.

Caitlyn is a Republican and Trump voter, but fears saying she will do so again.

Pence would never be seen with her. 'Mother' would never approve.

She doesn't date, but Sophia, much younger fellow transgender, lives in her home, travels with her, they are together out dining, often been together at photo-ops, galas, shows, parties, etc. It is very suggestive. Yet, it is all about running a business? Perhaps true, but quite a strange relationship if so.

Does she have a recipe for a nice potato salad? Asking for a friend.

What's she cooking next?

Cait's dainties with chocolate mousse.

He's a man R7 and always will be.

Is the dick at counter height?

caitlyn is very vibrant for a 70 year 'young' woman. She's energetic, glamorous., and shows many talents.

Caitlyn could next do inspirational 'women's issues' speeches and women's resolution seminars as her next project and do much good.

Has it been cancelled yet?

Hopefully s/he will fade into oblivion with the rest of the bottom feeding Kardashians and Jenners. We all will be better off.

Caitlyn and Sophia will be doing RHWOBH.

Caitlyn is an actress in demand.