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Melania’s Poosey

What dark secrets does it hide? Is there nazi gold hidden in the cavernous depths?

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by Anonymousreply 12609/19/2020

It has meter attached.

by Anonymousreply 109/03/2020

She's a hoodrat!

by Anonymousreply 209/03/2020

Her vagina is from where Qdrops come.

by Anonymousreply 309/03/2020

Smell like Febreezie or yummy potica

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by Anonymousreply 409/03/2020

It takes American Express, quarters, and EBT cards as payment.

by Anonymousreply 509/03/2020

And Alipay. She doesn't discriminate against Chinese, Kung Flu or not.

by Anonymousreply 609/03/2020

'Ol Leatherass is the Secret Service's nickname for her.

by Anonymousreply 709/03/2020

There's a Korean family subletting it.

by Anonymousreply 809/03/2020



In There!

in there.

by Anonymousreply 909/03/2020

It provided shelter during the Siege of Sarajevo.

by Anonymousreply 1009/03/2020


by Anonymousreply 1109/03/2020

If her poosey gets half the renovations her face does, it will be pulled, stapled, folded and tucked to stay tight as a coin purse as she ages so gracefully.

by Anonymousreply 1209/03/2020

33 Chilean miners are trapped in there! Someone drop a rope down there so they can get out!

by Anonymousreply 1309/03/2020

Invaded by more European men than the Maginot Line.

by Anonymousreply 1409/03/2020

Didn't they film portions of that Stallone movie Daylight in there?

by Anonymousreply 1509/03/2020

We park Winnebago inside, it ees extra fee!

by Anonymousreply 1609/03/2020

It's seen more ping pong balls than a Chinese Table Tennis Tournament Center.

by Anonymousreply 1709/03/2020

Mel's poosey has it's own gravitational field.

by Anonymousreply 1809/03/2020

Orange Huzban lose tiny grubby hand up my poosey, I did dent feel a thang.

by Anonymousreply 1909/03/2020

It's the hottest joint in DC. It's in all the guidebooks of the capital.

by Anonymousreply 2009/03/2020

The stalagmite and stalactite formations are incredible! The 69th Wonder of the World!

by Anonymousreply 2109/03/2020

Melanoma's poosey has parking space for two Mack trucks and a U-Haul.

by Anonymousreply 2209/03/2020

It's full of bats. Have they checked in there for endangered species?

by Anonymousreply 2309/03/2020

It speaks 200 languages, but is only limited to two or three phrases in each.

by Anonymousreply 2409/03/2020

It's where Trump's tax documents are hidden.

by Anonymousreply 2509/03/2020

If the Slovenian whore's vagina could talk, it would stutter.

by Anonymousreply 2609/03/2020

It secretes the umami ingredient in her puttanesca recipe.

by Anonymousreply 2709/03/2020

[quote]It's full of bats. Have they checked in there for endangered species?


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by Anonymousreply 2809/03/2020

Does she steam clean it with Goop's vag steamer/rice cooker?

by Anonymousreply 2909/03/2020

R29, Goop uses it to steam her rice and quinoa for her.

by Anonymousreply 3009/03/2020

[quote]Didn't they film portions of that Stallone movie Daylight in there?

Jackie Stallone calls it *assisted living"

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by Anonymousreply 3109/03/2020

It now requires a Schengen Visa for visits of up to 90 days.

by Anonymousreply 3209/03/2020

You have to quarantine for 14 days once you're in.

by Anonymousreply 3309/03/2020

It needs reupholstering.

by Anonymousreply 3409/03/2020

The Sokolove Law Firm has announced a class-action lawsuit against Melania's poosey for causing mesothelioma in the elderly.

by Anonymousreply 3509/03/2020

It's what Reagan was really referring to when he told Mr. Gorbachev to tear down that wall.

by Anonymousreply 3609/03/2020

It stinks.

by Anonymousreply 3709/03/2020

It inspired Prince to write "Aspartame Walls" before his untimely passing.

by Anonymousreply 3809/03/2020

We finally know where Jimmy Hoffa ended up

by Anonymousreply 3909/03/2020

It's the real Dyatlov Pass.

by Anonymousreply 4009/03/2020

I love the Grand Canyon

by Anonymousreply 4109/03/2020

R39 Boo

THERE'S Jimmy Hoffa.

by Anonymousreply 4209/03/2020

No matter vhat happen DON’T look at Vairst Leddy poosey or sometink like dis can happen!

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by Anonymousreply 4309/03/2020

Pope John Paul II declared it the 8th gate of hell.

by Anonymousreply 4409/03/2020

It's had five vaginal rejuvenation surgeries.

by Anonymousreply 4509/03/2020

Trump formed his gross trump models agency to have a stable of skanks at his service.

by Anonymousreply 4609/03/2020

You bitches are awful!

by Anonymousreply 4709/03/2020

Her clitoris serves as a Latin-to-Cyrillic transcriber for all of her transactions.

by Anonymousreply 4809/03/2020

trump is using it to imprison protesters snatched from the streets of cities governed by Democrats. Operative word: snatched.

by Anonymousreply 4909/03/2020

I'd paint the shit outta that

by Anonymousreply 5009/03/2020

She tucks 7’5” Barron back up in it every night for safekeeping.

by Anonymousreply 5109/03/2020

She uses it instead of her fingerprint as her Apple ID scanner.

by Anonymousreply 5209/03/2020

You can use it like siri. "Hey poozey. What is the exchange rate of rubles to US dollars?"

by Anonymousreply 5309/03/2020

Forget her poosey; those are some weird ass boobs.

by Anonymousreply 5409/03/2020

Muckier than the Vasyugan swamp. When Trump talked about draining the swamp, D.C wasn't what he was referring to.

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by Anonymousreply 5509/03/2020

R54, vun teetie point to Ljubjana, de utter point to Vite House.

by Anonymousreply 5609/03/2020

It keeps trying to plagiarize Michelle Obama's.

by Anonymousreply 5709/03/2020

wrinkly and sad

by Anonymousreply 5809/03/2020


by Anonymousreply 5909/03/2020

Social Climber!

by Anonymousreply 6009/03/2020

The only tits in the world that 99.9% of gay men can pick out of a line-up.

by Anonymousreply 6109/03/2020

Eleanor Roosevelt's keeps trying to tell it that it can't feel inferior without its consent.

by Anonymousreply 6209/03/2020

Queen Elizabeth to Princess Diana, "If only Melania were with us we could have saved the Rolls"

Old Bette Midler joke

by Anonymousreply 6309/04/2020

It's designated as a shelter in place by FEMA.

by Anonymousreply 6409/04/2020

Putin is bigger.

by Anonymousreply 6509/04/2020

It looks like there’s something ha going out of there...

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by Anonymousreply 6609/04/2020

So, does our lovely and so sophisticated First Lady actually show bush? A split beaver? A fuzzy snackateria shot?

by Anonymousreply 6709/04/2020

Her breasts are weird looking. Are they natural?

by Anonymousreply 6809/04/2020

Yes rose/r68 and so was that cleft in Michael Jackson’s chin.

by Anonymousreply 6909/04/2020

R68, take a look at Barron--she's an ectomorph, totally flat and skinny, with a boob job.

by Anonymousreply 7009/04/2020

Oh! OK, well, I thought they looked strange.

by Anonymousreply 7109/04/2020

r68, the rule of thumb is, if it looks like there's a sack of something in there, there is. Natural breasts have a certain give and sag that betrays their original purpose of fitting comfortably into an infant's mouth.

by Anonymousreply 7209/04/2020

@r66, it's been flagged as a toxic waste dump

by Anonymousreply 7309/04/2020

Her titties remind me of Casey Kasem's catchphrase.

Her feet are on the ground, but her nipples appear to be reaching for the stars.

They look like they're ready to blast off!

by Anonymousreply 7409/04/2020

R74, like Casey Kasem, Melania's poosey also had a Weekly Top 40 list.

by Anonymousreply 7509/04/2020

Her old boob job looks like it was done at Fred's Plastic Surgery Hut

by Anonymousreply 7609/04/2020

Her tits look like they're doing an eyeroll in ops photo.

by Anonymousreply 7709/04/2020

R77, lol.

by Anonymousreply 7809/04/2020

Best of DL thread.

by Anonymousreply 7909/04/2020

Do you have to secure your ropes to those two misshapen boulders before descending into the cavern itself?

by Anonymousreply 8009/04/2020

All those missing Mexican and South American immigrant children have been 'holed up' there for quite awhile.

No wonder Melanoma never smiles, she's in severe pain.

by Anonymousreply 8109/04/2020

The way her torso is framed in OPs thumbnail reminds me of the Black Dahlia.

by Anonymousreply 8209/04/2020

R5... the spam emails I get say it takes bitcoin...

by Anonymousreply 8309/04/2020

Geraldo Rivera will open it and explore it in the 25th anniversary airing of his special.

by Anonymousreply 8409/04/2020

R80, yes. The National Park Service offers hiking and climbing permits to explore her tits and vag on a rolling lottery basis.

by Anonymousreply 8509/04/2020

Melunking, huh....

by Anonymousreply 8609/04/2020

That is a terrible boob job. Nipples should not be pointing up like that.

by Anonymousreply 8709/04/2020

There should be a separate thread for Mel's tittays! This thread was about poosey!

by Anonymousreply 8809/04/2020

Attention! Your First Melania has announcement. r4 is imposter! True lady talk about poosey only with the friend and client. I will soo r4 and every people who say lies!

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by Anonymousreply 8909/04/2020

I’m also getting a corpse vibe.

by Anonymousreply 9009/04/2020

Like we can’t see the back of the photo where they cut out one of her kidneys.

by Anonymousreply 9109/04/2020

r66, I think that's ectoplasm.

by Anonymousreply 9209/04/2020

So saying is R89 Melania poosey STINK?

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by Anonymousreply 9309/04/2020

[quote]That is a terrible boob job. Nipples should not be pointing up like that.

That first booby job, my teeteeaze much bigger now, they look like small melons. So purtyee and squishy, they feel reality!

I slap Donnie tiny grubby hands when he triez to touch my silicon babies! My breastedses are a No Go Zone!

by Anonymousreply 9409/04/2020

Ivanka said that Barron the Goon slalomed out of Melanomia's couch when he was born.

I hate all three of them.

by Anonymousreply 9509/04/2020

Yup. I believe she outshines Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. Never thought I’d say that.

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by Anonymousreply 9609/04/2020

Is poosey be best?

by Anonymousreply 9709/04/2020

Duz Melanoma's poosey still need tampoons?

by Anonymousreply 9809/05/2020

Wonkey ass poosey

by Anonymousreply 9909/05/2020

It's had vaginaplasty.

by Anonymousreply 10009/09/2020

It allowed her to retire after all the business it does after every Shriners convention. The RNC allowed her to buy a retirement property in Clearwater.

by Anonymousreply 10109/09/2020

My Poosey speaks 5 different languages .... including dah language of love

by Anonymousreply 10209/09/2020

It's where White House handlers are desperately trying to stash Trump's tapes.

by Anonymousreply 10309/09/2020

Fake and plastic just like her.

by Anonymousreply 10409/09/2020

My old face.

You lick my Joanne Jett haircut, I look cute, NO?

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by Anonymousreply 10509/09/2020

Is that really her R105?

by Anonymousreply 10609/15/2020

Ain't no secrets in that thing...everybody with a buck's been in there

by Anonymousreply 10709/15/2020

[quote]Is that really her [R105]?

Yes, that's Melanoma.

by Anonymousreply 10809/15/2020

What is it about the name Melania and cocksucking whoras!!!

by Anonymousreply 10909/15/2020

R105, she looks like a $2 Slovenian teen hooker.

by Anonymousreply 11009/16/2020

Ah, two dollars.... I remember those days....

by Anonymousreply 11109/16/2020

Behold, dahlinks.

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by Anonymousreply 11209/16/2020

I pity her poosey

by Anonymousreply 11309/16/2020

Doc-tor say historek-tomee no can do without wear hazmat suit.

by Anonymousreply 11409/16/2020

Stinks like smoke and cheap perfume.

by Anonymousreply 11509/16/2020

Did it tell her two different size boobies are the next big trend? (Why doesn’t she get those things evened up?)

by Anonymousreply 11609/16/2020

Melanoma's poosey is exhausted.

By not having sex with Dump, it's getting a much needed vacation.

by Anonymousreply 11709/17/2020

[quote] By not having sex with Dump, it's getting a much needed vacation.

That little Vienna sausage inside of that great big hallway never gave her much of a workout in the first place.

by Anonymousreply 11809/19/2020

Not unlike her ghastly V. C. Andrews–inspired WH Christmas décor, Melania's poosey is a frozen, bloody, cavernous corridor.

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by Anonymousreply 11909/19/2020

You know, lots of first ladies are whores.

Don't even get me started about Mamie Eisenhower.

Seriously, don't.

As for Ms. Trump, the whore part is the very least of her sins.

by Anonymousreply 12009/19/2020

A true nazi would never hide gold inside a slav.

by Anonymousreply 12109/19/2020

I couldn't eat it even on Ecstasy and I have eaten a few in my time.

by Anonymousreply 12209/19/2020

I architect and of many language tongues. Hoosebund should to declare me for supprem court cahreere.

by Anonymousreply 12309/19/2020

[quote]That little Vienna sausage inside of that great big hallway never gave her much of a workout in the first place.

Never said Melanoma's pu$$y was exhausted from having sex with The Orange Menace and his baby cock. Her pu$$y was already ravaged from her former job, Slobvenian escort. It was already quite exhausted before Dump got anywhere near it.

Baron practically fell out of her pu$$y! Her doctor had to add some stitches to keep Baron in, lest he was a premature birth! 😂 🤣😂 🤣

by Anonymousreply 12409/19/2020

Architect!!!!! I know dozens of them, and if she's an architect, I'm a busload of neurosurgeons. What dreck--where did she get her degree--IKEA?

by Anonymousreply 12509/19/2020

R123 - compared to assholes like Scalia, I would prefer the eternal wisdom of Vairst Laidee.

by Anonymousreply 12609/19/2020
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