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Melania’s Poosey

What dark secrets does it hide? Is there nazi gold hidden in the cavernous depths?

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by Anonymousreply 126September 20, 2020 2:00 AM

It has meter attached.

by Anonymousreply 1September 4, 2020 3:00 AM

She's a hoodrat!

by Anonymousreply 2September 4, 2020 3:04 AM

Her vagina is from where Qdrops come.

by Anonymousreply 3September 4, 2020 3:05 AM

Smell like Febreezie or yummy potica

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by Anonymousreply 4September 4, 2020 3:07 AM

It takes American Express, quarters, and EBT cards as payment.

by Anonymousreply 5September 4, 2020 3:13 AM

And Alipay. She doesn't discriminate against Chinese, Kung Flu or not.

by Anonymousreply 6September 4, 2020 3:14 AM

'Ol Leatherass is the Secret Service's nickname for her.

by Anonymousreply 7September 4, 2020 3:18 AM

There's a Korean family subletting it.

by Anonymousreply 8September 4, 2020 3:18 AM

HELLO IN THERE!!!!

IN THERE!!

In There!

in there.

by Anonymousreply 9September 4, 2020 3:20 AM

It provided shelter during the Siege of Sarajevo.

by Anonymousreply 10September 4, 2020 3:21 AM

Whore

by Anonymousreply 11September 4, 2020 3:22 AM

If her poosey gets half the renovations her face does, it will be pulled, stapled, folded and tucked to stay tight as a coin purse as she ages so gracefully.

by Anonymousreply 12September 4, 2020 3:24 AM

33 Chilean miners are trapped in there! Someone drop a rope down there so they can get out!

by Anonymousreply 13September 4, 2020 3:25 AM

Invaded by more European men than the Maginot Line.

by Anonymousreply 14September 4, 2020 3:25 AM

Didn't they film portions of that Stallone movie Daylight in there?

by Anonymousreply 15September 4, 2020 3:29 AM

We park Winnebago inside, it ees extra fee!

by Anonymousreply 16September 4, 2020 3:31 AM

It's seen more ping pong balls than a Chinese Table Tennis Tournament Center.

by Anonymousreply 17September 4, 2020 3:32 AM

Mel's poosey has it's own gravitational field.

by Anonymousreply 18September 4, 2020 3:33 AM

Orange Huzban lose tiny grubby hand up my poosey, I did dent feel a thang.

by Anonymousreply 19September 4, 2020 3:34 AM

It's the hottest joint in DC. It's in all the guidebooks of the capital.

by Anonymousreply 20September 4, 2020 3:35 AM

The stalagmite and stalactite formations are incredible! The 69th Wonder of the World!

by Anonymousreply 21September 4, 2020 3:37 AM

Melanoma's poosey has parking space for two Mack trucks and a U-Haul.

by Anonymousreply 22September 4, 2020 3:37 AM

It's full of bats. Have they checked in there for endangered species?

by Anonymousreply 23September 4, 2020 3:38 AM

It speaks 200 languages, but is only limited to two or three phrases in each.

by Anonymousreply 24September 4, 2020 3:38 AM

It's where Trump's tax documents are hidden.

by Anonymousreply 25September 4, 2020 3:40 AM

If the Slovenian whore's vagina could talk, it would stutter.

by Anonymousreply 26September 4, 2020 3:41 AM

It secretes the umami ingredient in her puttanesca recipe.

by Anonymousreply 27September 4, 2020 3:42 AM

[quote]It's full of bats. Have they checked in there for endangered species?

HELP MEEEEEEEE

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by Anonymousreply 28September 4, 2020 3:43 AM

Does she steam clean it with Goop's vag steamer/rice cooker?

by Anonymousreply 29September 4, 2020 3:43 AM

R29, Goop uses it to steam her rice and quinoa for her.

by Anonymousreply 30September 4, 2020 3:44 AM

[quote]Didn't they film portions of that Stallone movie Daylight in there?

Jackie Stallone calls it *assisted living"

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by Anonymousreply 31September 4, 2020 3:45 AM

It now requires a Schengen Visa for visits of up to 90 days.

by Anonymousreply 32September 4, 2020 3:50 AM

You have to quarantine for 14 days once you're in.

by Anonymousreply 33September 4, 2020 3:53 AM

It needs reupholstering.

by Anonymousreply 34September 4, 2020 3:55 AM

The Sokolove Law Firm has announced a class-action lawsuit against Melania's poosey for causing mesothelioma in the elderly.

by Anonymousreply 35September 4, 2020 3:57 AM

It's what Reagan was really referring to when he told Mr. Gorbachev to tear down that wall.

by Anonymousreply 36September 4, 2020 3:57 AM

It stinks.

by Anonymousreply 37September 4, 2020 4:06 AM

It inspired Prince to write "Aspartame Walls" before his untimely passing.

by Anonymousreply 38September 4, 2020 4:08 AM

We finally know where Jimmy Hoffa ended up

by Anonymousreply 39September 4, 2020 4:09 AM

It's the real Dyatlov Pass.

by Anonymousreply 40September 4, 2020 4:12 AM

I love the Grand Canyon

by Anonymousreply 41September 4, 2020 4:28 AM

R39 Boo

THERE'S Jimmy Hoffa.

by Anonymousreply 42September 4, 2020 4:28 AM

No matter vhat happen DON’T look at Vairst Leddy poosey or sometink like dis can happen!

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by Anonymousreply 43September 4, 2020 4:39 AM

Pope John Paul II declared it the 8th gate of hell.

by Anonymousreply 44September 4, 2020 4:46 AM

It's had five vaginal rejuvenation surgeries.

by Anonymousreply 45September 4, 2020 4:58 AM

Trump formed his gross trump models agency to have a stable of skanks at his service.

by Anonymousreply 46September 4, 2020 4:59 AM

You bitches are awful!

by Anonymousreply 47September 4, 2020 5:02 AM

Her clitoris serves as a Latin-to-Cyrillic transcriber for all of her transactions.

by Anonymousreply 48September 4, 2020 5:06 AM

trump is using it to imprison protesters snatched from the streets of cities governed by Democrats. Operative word: snatched.

by Anonymousreply 49September 4, 2020 5:11 AM

I'd paint the shit outta that

by Anonymousreply 50September 4, 2020 5:13 AM

She tucks 7’5” Barron back up in it every night for safekeeping.

by Anonymousreply 51September 4, 2020 5:17 AM

She uses it instead of her fingerprint as her Apple ID scanner.

by Anonymousreply 52September 4, 2020 5:19 AM

You can use it like siri. "Hey poozey. What is the exchange rate of rubles to US dollars?"

by Anonymousreply 53September 4, 2020 5:23 AM

Forget her poosey; those are some weird ass boobs.

by Anonymousreply 54September 4, 2020 5:28 AM

Muckier than the Vasyugan swamp. When Trump talked about draining the swamp, D.C wasn't what he was referring to.

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by Anonymousreply 55September 4, 2020 5:31 AM

R54, vun teetie point to Ljubjana, de utter point to Vite House.

by Anonymousreply 56September 4, 2020 5:33 AM

It keeps trying to plagiarize Michelle Obama's.

by Anonymousreply 57September 4, 2020 5:34 AM

wrinkly and sad

by Anonymousreply 58September 4, 2020 6:07 AM

Salope

by Anonymousreply 59September 4, 2020 6:18 AM

Social Climber!

by Anonymousreply 60September 4, 2020 6:21 AM

The only tits in the world that 99.9% of gay men can pick out of a line-up.

by Anonymousreply 61September 4, 2020 7:00 AM

Eleanor Roosevelt's keeps trying to tell it that it can't feel inferior without its consent.

by Anonymousreply 62September 4, 2020 7:27 AM

Queen Elizabeth to Princess Diana, "If only Melania were with us we could have saved the Rolls"

Old Bette Midler joke

by Anonymousreply 63September 4, 2020 9:16 AM

It's designated as a shelter in place by FEMA.

by Anonymousreply 64September 4, 2020 11:58 AM

Putin is bigger.

by Anonymousreply 65September 4, 2020 12:03 PM

It looks like there’s something ha going out of there...

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by Anonymousreply 66September 4, 2020 3:19 PM

So, does our lovely and so sophisticated First Lady actually show bush? A split beaver? A fuzzy snackateria shot?

by Anonymousreply 67September 4, 2020 3:42 PM

Her breasts are weird looking. Are they natural?

by Anonymousreply 68September 4, 2020 3:48 PM

Yes rose/r68 and so was that cleft in Michael Jackson’s chin.

by Anonymousreply 69September 4, 2020 3:51 PM

R68, take a look at Barron--she's an ectomorph, totally flat and skinny, with a boob job.

by Anonymousreply 70September 4, 2020 4:01 PM

Oh! OK, well, I thought they looked strange.

by Anonymousreply 71September 4, 2020 4:02 PM

r68, the rule of thumb is, if it looks like there's a sack of something in there, there is. Natural breasts have a certain give and sag that betrays their original purpose of fitting comfortably into an infant's mouth.

by Anonymousreply 72September 4, 2020 4:09 PM

@r66, it's been flagged as a toxic waste dump

by Anonymousreply 73September 4, 2020 4:15 PM

Her titties remind me of Casey Kasem's catchphrase.

Her feet are on the ground, but her nipples appear to be reaching for the stars.

They look like they're ready to blast off!

by Anonymousreply 74September 4, 2020 4:30 PM

R74, like Casey Kasem, Melania's poosey also had a Weekly Top 40 list.

by Anonymousreply 75September 4, 2020 4:40 PM

Her old boob job looks like it was done at Fred's Plastic Surgery Hut

by Anonymousreply 76September 4, 2020 5:25 PM

Her tits look like they're doing an eyeroll in ops photo.

by Anonymousreply 77September 4, 2020 5:27 PM

R77, lol.

by Anonymousreply 78September 4, 2020 6:39 PM

Best of DL thread.

by Anonymousreply 79September 4, 2020 7:12 PM

Do you have to secure your ropes to those two misshapen boulders before descending into the cavern itself?

by Anonymousreply 80September 4, 2020 7:23 PM

All those missing Mexican and South American immigrant children have been 'holed up' there for quite awhile.

No wonder Melanoma never smiles, she's in severe pain.

by Anonymousreply 81September 4, 2020 7:24 PM

The way her torso is framed in OPs thumbnail reminds me of the Black Dahlia.

by Anonymousreply 82September 4, 2020 7:37 PM

R5... the spam emails I get say it takes bitcoin...

by Anonymousreply 83September 4, 2020 7:40 PM

Geraldo Rivera will open it and explore it in the 25th anniversary airing of his special.

by Anonymousreply 84September 4, 2020 7:50 PM

R80, yes. The National Park Service offers hiking and climbing permits to explore her tits and vag on a rolling lottery basis.

by Anonymousreply 85September 4, 2020 7:56 PM

Melunking, huh....

by Anonymousreply 86September 4, 2020 8:00 PM

That is a terrible boob job. Nipples should not be pointing up like that.

by Anonymousreply 87September 4, 2020 8:09 PM

There should be a separate thread for Mel's tittays! This thread was about poosey!

by Anonymousreply 88September 5, 2020 2:04 AM

Attention! Your First Melania has announcement. r4 is imposter! True lady talk about poosey only with the friend and client. I will soo r4 and every people who say lies!

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by Anonymousreply 89September 5, 2020 2:11 AM

I’m also getting a corpse vibe.

by Anonymousreply 90September 5, 2020 2:14 AM

Like we can’t see the back of the photo where they cut out one of her kidneys.

by Anonymousreply 91September 5, 2020 2:14 AM

r66, I think that's ectoplasm.

by Anonymousreply 92September 5, 2020 2:23 AM

So saying is R89 Melania poosey STINK?

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by Anonymousreply 93September 5, 2020 2:25 AM

[quote]That is a terrible boob job. Nipples should not be pointing up like that.

That first booby job, my teeteeaze much bigger now, they look like small melons. So purtyee and squishy, they feel reality!

I slap Donnie tiny grubby hands when he triez to touch my silicon babies! My breastedses are a No Go Zone!

by Anonymousreply 94September 5, 2020 3:20 AM

Ivanka said that Barron the Goon slalomed out of Melanomia's couch when he was born.

I hate all three of them.

by Anonymousreply 95September 5, 2020 3:26 AM

Yup. I believe she outshines Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. Never thought I’d say that.

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by Anonymousreply 96September 5, 2020 3:29 AM

Is poosey be best?

by Anonymousreply 97September 5, 2020 4:08 AM

Duz Melanoma's poosey still need tampoons?

by Anonymousreply 98September 5, 2020 10:50 PM

Wonkey ass poosey

by Anonymousreply 99September 6, 2020 5:43 AM

It's had vaginaplasty.

by Anonymousreply 100September 9, 2020 3:30 PM

It allowed her to retire after all the business it does after every Shriners convention. The RNC allowed her to buy a retirement property in Clearwater.

by Anonymousreply 101September 9, 2020 3:34 PM

My Poosey speaks 5 different languages .... including dah language of love

by Anonymousreply 102September 9, 2020 3:39 PM

It's where White House handlers are desperately trying to stash Trump's tapes.

by Anonymousreply 103September 9, 2020 6:56 PM

Fake and plastic just like her.

by Anonymousreply 104September 9, 2020 8:14 PM

My old face.

You lick my Joanne Jett haircut, I look cute, NO?

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by Anonymousreply 105September 10, 2020 5:38 AM

Is that really her R105?

by Anonymousreply 106September 16, 2020 2:08 AM

Ain't no secrets in that thing...everybody with a buck's been in there

by Anonymousreply 107September 16, 2020 2:11 AM

[quote]Is that really her [R105]?

Yes, that's Melanoma.

by Anonymousreply 108September 16, 2020 3:39 AM

What is it about the name Melania and cocksucking whoras!!!

by Anonymousreply 109September 16, 2020 3:44 AM

R105, she looks like a $2 Slovenian teen hooker.

by Anonymousreply 110September 16, 2020 11:44 AM

Ah, two dollars.... I remember those days....

by Anonymousreply 111September 16, 2020 11:51 AM

Behold, dahlinks.

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by Anonymousreply 112September 16, 2020 12:21 PM

I pity her poosey

by Anonymousreply 113September 16, 2020 2:20 PM

Doc-tor say historek-tomee no can do without wear hazmat suit.

by Anonymousreply 114September 16, 2020 2:31 PM

Stinks like smoke and cheap perfume.

by Anonymousreply 115September 17, 2020 2:34 AM

Did it tell her two different size boobies are the next big trend? (Why doesn’t she get those things evened up?)

by Anonymousreply 116September 17, 2020 3:06 AM

Melanoma's poosey is exhausted.

By not having sex with Dump, it's getting a much needed vacation.

by Anonymousreply 117September 17, 2020 9:08 AM

[quote] By not having sex with Dump, it's getting a much needed vacation.

That little Vienna sausage inside of that great big hallway never gave her much of a workout in the first place.

by Anonymousreply 118September 19, 2020 8:19 AM

Not unlike her ghastly V. C. Andrews–inspired WH Christmas décor, Melania's poosey is a frozen, bloody, cavernous corridor.

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by Anonymousreply 119September 19, 2020 8:48 AM

You know, lots of first ladies are whores.

Don't even get me started about Mamie Eisenhower.

Seriously, don't.

As for Ms. Trump, the whore part is the very least of her sins.

by Anonymousreply 120September 19, 2020 9:41 AM

A true nazi would never hide gold inside a slav.

by Anonymousreply 121September 19, 2020 9:51 AM

I couldn't eat it even on Ecstasy and I have eaten a few in my time.

by Anonymousreply 122September 19, 2020 10:15 AM

I architect and of many language tongues. Hoosebund should to declare me for supprem court cahreere.

by Anonymousreply 123September 19, 2020 1:15 PM

[quote]That little Vienna sausage inside of that great big hallway never gave her much of a workout in the first place.

Never said Melanoma's pu$$y was exhausted from having sex with The Orange Menace and his baby cock. Her pu$$y was already ravaged from her former job, Slobvenian escort. It was already quite exhausted before Dump got anywhere near it.

Baron practically fell out of her pu$$y! Her doctor had to add some stitches to keep Baron in, lest he was a premature birth! 😂 🤣😂 🤣

by Anonymousreply 124September 19, 2020 10:37 PM

Architect!!!!! I know dozens of them, and if she's an architect, I'm a busload of neurosurgeons. What dreck--where did she get her degree--IKEA?

by Anonymousreply 125September 19, 2020 11:45 PM

R123 - compared to assholes like Scalia, I would prefer the eternal wisdom of Vairst Laidee.

by Anonymousreply 126September 20, 2020 2:00 AM
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