What dark secrets does it hide? Is there nazi gold hidden in the cavernous depths?
It has meter attached.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 4, 2020 3:00 AM |
She's a hoodrat!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 4, 2020 3:04 AM |
Her vagina is from where Qdrops come.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 4, 2020 3:05 AM |
It takes American Express, quarters, and EBT cards as payment.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 4, 2020 3:13 AM |
And Alipay. She doesn't discriminate against Chinese, Kung Flu or not.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 4, 2020 3:14 AM |
'Ol Leatherass is the Secret Service's nickname for her.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 4, 2020 3:18 AM |
There's a Korean family subletting it.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 4, 2020 3:18 AM |
HELLO IN THERE!!!!
IN THERE!!
In There!
in there.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 4, 2020 3:20 AM |
It provided shelter during the Siege of Sarajevo.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 4, 2020 3:21 AM |
Whore
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 4, 2020 3:22 AM |
If her poosey gets half the renovations her face does, it will be pulled, stapled, folded and tucked to stay tight as a coin purse as she ages so gracefully.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 4, 2020 3:24 AM |
33 Chilean miners are trapped in there! Someone drop a rope down there so they can get out!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 4, 2020 3:25 AM |
Invaded by more European men than the Maginot Line.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 4, 2020 3:25 AM |
Didn't they film portions of that Stallone movie Daylight in there?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 4, 2020 3:29 AM |
We park Winnebago inside, it ees extra fee!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 4, 2020 3:31 AM |
It's seen more ping pong balls than a Chinese Table Tennis Tournament Center.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 4, 2020 3:32 AM |
Mel's poosey has it's own gravitational field.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 4, 2020 3:33 AM |
Orange Huzban lose tiny grubby hand up my poosey, I did dent feel a thang.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 4, 2020 3:34 AM |
It's the hottest joint in DC. It's in all the guidebooks of the capital.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 4, 2020 3:35 AM |
The stalagmite and stalactite formations are incredible! The 69th Wonder of the World!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 4, 2020 3:37 AM |
Melanoma's poosey has parking space for two Mack trucks and a U-Haul.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 4, 2020 3:37 AM |
It's full of bats. Have they checked in there for endangered species?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 4, 2020 3:38 AM |
It speaks 200 languages, but is only limited to two or three phrases in each.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 4, 2020 3:38 AM |
It's where Trump's tax documents are hidden.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 4, 2020 3:40 AM |
If the Slovenian whore's vagina could talk, it would stutter.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 4, 2020 3:41 AM |
It secretes the umami ingredient in her puttanesca recipe.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 4, 2020 3:42 AM |
[quote]It's full of bats. Have they checked in there for endangered species?
HELP MEEEEEEEE
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 4, 2020 3:43 AM |
Does she steam clean it with Goop's vag steamer/rice cooker?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 4, 2020 3:43 AM |
R29, Goop uses it to steam her rice and quinoa for her.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 4, 2020 3:44 AM |
[quote]Didn't they film portions of that Stallone movie Daylight in there?
Jackie Stallone calls it *assisted living"
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 4, 2020 3:45 AM |
It now requires a Schengen Visa for visits of up to 90 days.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 4, 2020 3:50 AM |
You have to quarantine for 14 days once you're in.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 4, 2020 3:53 AM |
It needs reupholstering.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 4, 2020 3:55 AM |
The Sokolove Law Firm has announced a class-action lawsuit against Melania's poosey for causing mesothelioma in the elderly.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 4, 2020 3:57 AM |
It's what Reagan was really referring to when he told Mr. Gorbachev to tear down that wall.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 4, 2020 3:57 AM |
It stinks.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 4, 2020 4:06 AM |
It inspired Prince to write "Aspartame Walls" before his untimely passing.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 4, 2020 4:08 AM |
We finally know where Jimmy Hoffa ended up
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 4, 2020 4:09 AM |
It's the real Dyatlov Pass.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 4, 2020 4:12 AM |
I love the Grand Canyon
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 4, 2020 4:28 AM |
R39 Boo
THERE'S Jimmy Hoffa.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 4, 2020 4:28 AM |
No matter vhat happen DON’T look at Vairst Leddy poosey or sometink like dis can happen!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 4, 2020 4:39 AM |
Pope John Paul II declared it the 8th gate of hell.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 4, 2020 4:46 AM |
It's had five vaginal rejuvenation surgeries.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 4, 2020 4:58 AM |
Trump formed his gross trump models agency to have a stable of skanks at his service.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 4, 2020 4:59 AM |
You bitches are awful!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 4, 2020 5:02 AM |
Her clitoris serves as a Latin-to-Cyrillic transcriber for all of her transactions.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 4, 2020 5:06 AM |
trump is using it to imprison protesters snatched from the streets of cities governed by Democrats. Operative word: snatched.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 4, 2020 5:11 AM |
I'd paint the shit outta that
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 4, 2020 5:13 AM |
She tucks 7’5” Barron back up in it every night for safekeeping.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 4, 2020 5:17 AM |
She uses it instead of her fingerprint as her Apple ID scanner.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 4, 2020 5:19 AM |
You can use it like siri. "Hey poozey. What is the exchange rate of rubles to US dollars?"
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 4, 2020 5:23 AM |
Forget her poosey; those are some weird ass boobs.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 4, 2020 5:28 AM |
Muckier than the Vasyugan swamp. When Trump talked about draining the swamp, D.C wasn't what he was referring to.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 4, 2020 5:31 AM |
R54, vun teetie point to Ljubjana, de utter point to Vite House.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 4, 2020 5:33 AM |
It keeps trying to plagiarize Michelle Obama's.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 4, 2020 5:34 AM |
wrinkly and sad
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 4, 2020 6:07 AM |
Salope
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 4, 2020 6:18 AM |
Social Climber!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 4, 2020 6:21 AM |
The only tits in the world that 99.9% of gay men can pick out of a line-up.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 4, 2020 7:00 AM |
Eleanor Roosevelt's keeps trying to tell it that it can't feel inferior without its consent.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 4, 2020 7:27 AM |
Queen Elizabeth to Princess Diana, "If only Melania were with us we could have saved the Rolls"
Old Bette Midler joke
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 4, 2020 9:16 AM |
It's designated as a shelter in place by FEMA.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 4, 2020 11:58 AM |
Putin is bigger.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 4, 2020 12:03 PM |
It looks like there’s something ha going out of there...
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 4, 2020 3:19 PM |
So, does our lovely and so sophisticated First Lady actually show bush? A split beaver? A fuzzy snackateria shot?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 4, 2020 3:42 PM |
Her breasts are weird looking. Are they natural?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 4, 2020 3:48 PM |
Yes rose/r68 and so was that cleft in Michael Jackson’s chin.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 4, 2020 3:51 PM |
R68, take a look at Barron--she's an ectomorph, totally flat and skinny, with a boob job.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 4, 2020 4:01 PM |
Oh! OK, well, I thought they looked strange.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 4, 2020 4:02 PM |
r68, the rule of thumb is, if it looks like there's a sack of something in there, there is. Natural breasts have a certain give and sag that betrays their original purpose of fitting comfortably into an infant's mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 4, 2020 4:09 PM |
@r66, it's been flagged as a toxic waste dump
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 4, 2020 4:15 PM |
Her titties remind me of Casey Kasem's catchphrase.
Her feet are on the ground, but her nipples appear to be reaching for the stars.
They look like they're ready to blast off!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | September 4, 2020 4:30 PM |
R74, like Casey Kasem, Melania's poosey also had a Weekly Top 40 list.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 4, 2020 4:40 PM |
Her old boob job looks like it was done at Fred's Plastic Surgery Hut
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 4, 2020 5:25 PM |
Her tits look like they're doing an eyeroll in ops photo.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 4, 2020 5:27 PM |
R77, lol.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 4, 2020 6:39 PM |
Best of DL thread.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 4, 2020 7:12 PM |
Do you have to secure your ropes to those two misshapen boulders before descending into the cavern itself?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 4, 2020 7:23 PM |
All those missing Mexican and South American immigrant children have been 'holed up' there for quite awhile.
No wonder Melanoma never smiles, she's in severe pain.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 4, 2020 7:24 PM |
The way her torso is framed in OPs thumbnail reminds me of the Black Dahlia.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 4, 2020 7:37 PM |
R5... the spam emails I get say it takes bitcoin...
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 4, 2020 7:40 PM |
Geraldo Rivera will open it and explore it in the 25th anniversary airing of his special.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 4, 2020 7:50 PM |
R80, yes. The National Park Service offers hiking and climbing permits to explore her tits and vag on a rolling lottery basis.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 4, 2020 7:56 PM |
Melunking, huh....
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 4, 2020 8:00 PM |
That is a terrible boob job. Nipples should not be pointing up like that.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 4, 2020 8:09 PM |
There should be a separate thread for Mel's tittays! This thread was about poosey!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 5, 2020 2:04 AM |
Attention! Your First Melania has announcement. r4 is imposter! True lady talk about poosey only with the friend and client. I will soo r4 and every people who say lies!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 5, 2020 2:11 AM |
I’m also getting a corpse vibe.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | September 5, 2020 2:14 AM |
Like we can’t see the back of the photo where they cut out one of her kidneys.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | September 5, 2020 2:14 AM |
r66, I think that's ectoplasm.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 5, 2020 2:23 AM |
[quote]That is a terrible boob job. Nipples should not be pointing up like that.
That first booby job, my teeteeaze much bigger now, they look like small melons. So purtyee and squishy, they feel reality!
I slap Donnie tiny grubby hands when he triez to touch my silicon babies! My breastedses are a No Go Zone!
by Anonymous | reply 94 | September 5, 2020 3:20 AM |
Ivanka said that Barron the Goon slalomed out of Melanomia's couch when he was born.
I hate all three of them.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | September 5, 2020 3:26 AM |
Yup. I believe she outshines Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. Never thought I’d say that.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | September 5, 2020 3:29 AM |
Is poosey be best?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | September 5, 2020 4:08 AM |
Duz Melanoma's poosey still need tampoons?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | September 5, 2020 10:50 PM |
Wonkey ass poosey
by Anonymous | reply 99 | September 6, 2020 5:43 AM |
It's had vaginaplasty.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | September 9, 2020 3:30 PM |
It allowed her to retire after all the business it does after every Shriners convention. The RNC allowed her to buy a retirement property in Clearwater.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 9, 2020 3:34 PM |
My Poosey speaks 5 different languages .... including dah language of love
by Anonymous | reply 102 | September 9, 2020 3:39 PM |
It's where White House handlers are desperately trying to stash Trump's tapes.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | September 9, 2020 6:56 PM |
Fake and plastic just like her.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | September 9, 2020 8:14 PM |
My old face.
You lick my Joanne Jett haircut, I look cute, NO?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | September 10, 2020 5:38 AM |
Is that really her R105?
by Anonymous | reply 106 | September 16, 2020 2:08 AM |
Ain't no secrets in that thing...everybody with a buck's been in there
by Anonymous | reply 107 | September 16, 2020 2:11 AM |
[quote]Is that really her [R105]?
Yes, that's Melanoma.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | September 16, 2020 3:39 AM |
What is it about the name Melania and cocksucking whoras!!!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | September 16, 2020 3:44 AM |
R105, she looks like a $2 Slovenian teen hooker.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | September 16, 2020 11:44 AM |
Ah, two dollars.... I remember those days....
by Anonymous | reply 111 | September 16, 2020 11:51 AM |
I pity her poosey
by Anonymous | reply 113 | September 16, 2020 2:20 PM |
Doc-tor say historek-tomee no can do without wear hazmat suit.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | September 16, 2020 2:31 PM |
Stinks like smoke and cheap perfume.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | September 17, 2020 2:34 AM |
Did it tell her two different size boobies are the next big trend? (Why doesn’t she get those things evened up?)
by Anonymous | reply 116 | September 17, 2020 3:06 AM |
Melanoma's poosey is exhausted.
By not having sex with Dump, it's getting a much needed vacation.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | September 17, 2020 9:08 AM |
[quote] By not having sex with Dump, it's getting a much needed vacation.
That little Vienna sausage inside of that great big hallway never gave her much of a workout in the first place.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | September 19, 2020 8:19 AM |
Not unlike her ghastly V. C. Andrews–inspired WH Christmas décor, Melania's poosey is a frozen, bloody, cavernous corridor.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | September 19, 2020 8:48 AM |
You know, lots of first ladies are whores.
Don't even get me started about Mamie Eisenhower.
Seriously, don't.
As for Ms. Trump, the whore part is the very least of her sins.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | September 19, 2020 9:41 AM |
A true nazi would never hide gold inside a slav.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | September 19, 2020 9:51 AM |
I couldn't eat it even on Ecstasy and I have eaten a few in my time.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | September 19, 2020 10:15 AM |
I architect and of many language tongues. Hoosebund should to declare me for supprem court cahreere.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | September 19, 2020 1:15 PM |
[quote]That little Vienna sausage inside of that great big hallway never gave her much of a workout in the first place.
Never said Melanoma's pu$$y was exhausted from having sex with The Orange Menace and his baby cock. Her pu$$y was already ravaged from her former job, Slobvenian escort. It was already quite exhausted before Dump got anywhere near it.
Baron practically fell out of her pu$$y! Her doctor had to add some stitches to keep Baron in, lest he was a premature birth! 😂 🤣😂 🤣
by Anonymous | reply 124 | September 19, 2020 10:37 PM |
Architect!!!!! I know dozens of them, and if she's an architect, I'm a busload of neurosurgeons. What dreck--where did she get her degree--IKEA?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | September 19, 2020 11:45 PM |
R123 - compared to assholes like Scalia, I would prefer the eternal wisdom of Vairst Laidee.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | September 20, 2020 2:00 AM |