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Have We Discussed Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s Big Dick?

No wonder that old crone he’s married to wanted him.

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by Anonymousreply 120May 30, 2022 4:17 AM

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by Anonymousreply 1August 28, 2020 2:27 PM

Gif.

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by Anonymousreply 2August 28, 2020 2:28 PM

Gif.

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by Anonymousreply 3August 28, 2020 2:28 PM

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by Anonymousreply 4August 28, 2020 2:29 PM

I prefer the back tbh.

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by Anonymousreply 5August 28, 2020 2:32 PM

Eew, did his molester wife direct this? He should have shaved his crotch and ass better....

by Anonymousreply 6August 28, 2020 2:35 PM

Geez - I assumed that he had a semi in the shower pic, but looking at the gif of him dancing around in the kitchen, it's not fluffed at all.

by Anonymousreply 7August 28, 2020 3:44 PM

prosthetic?

by Anonymousreply 8August 28, 2020 8:38 PM

I want him in me, quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 9August 28, 2020 8:43 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 10February 11, 2021 9:01 PM

Who have we here?

by Anonymousreply 11February 11, 2021 9:03 PM

Kick ASSSSSSS!

by Anonymousreply 12February 11, 2021 9:05 PM

Can't stand his acting, but he's a beautiful man.

by Anonymousreply 13February 11, 2021 9:12 PM

OP, please get some new gifs.

We have seen ALL of these already.

by Anonymousreply 14February 11, 2021 9:16 PM

r14, OP posted them back in August. They were still new then.

by Anonymousreply 15February 11, 2021 9:26 PM

R10 There's nothing to bump with.

by Anonymousreply 16February 11, 2021 9:28 PM

Prosthetic. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 17February 11, 2021 9:37 PM

Serious prosthetic.

Plus as gay men you should know that a soft dick is no indication of what it will look like hard

by Anonymousreply 18February 11, 2021 9:39 PM

I doubt a prosthetic will move around realistically like that.

by Anonymousreply 19February 11, 2021 9:41 PM

R18 If that’s his dick soft, it can stay that size hard and I’d be more than happy.

by Anonymousreply 20February 11, 2021 9:43 PM

Yeah, if that's a prosthetic the film would have been nominated for an Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 21February 11, 2021 9:46 PM

His ass is just as beautiful. And so wasted on her

by Anonymousreply 22February 11, 2021 9:46 PM

She may enjoy his asshole. You don't know she doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 23February 11, 2021 9:48 PM

He looks cut, somewhat surprisingly.

by Anonymousreply 24February 11, 2021 9:53 PM

R24, what’s surprising about a Jewish guy being circumcised?

by Anonymousreply 25February 11, 2021 9:57 PM

R24 he’s Jewish

by Anonymousreply 26February 11, 2021 9:58 PM

Can never get enough of him. So hot.

by Anonymousreply 27February 11, 2021 9:59 PM

I have no idea who this person is, but his wife is 23 years older than he is?!

My mom was 23 when she had me. I'm sorry, but that age difference is disgusting.

Most shocking is he puts that thing into such an old vag!

by Anonymousreply 28February 11, 2021 10:13 PM

And what age are you?

by Anonymousreply 29February 11, 2021 10:19 PM

Pretty much the perfect cock. Damn.

by Anonymousreply 30February 12, 2021 5:39 AM

[quote]No wonder that old crone he’s married to wanted him.

"Taylor-Wood and Johnson met on the set of Nowhere Boy, her directorial debut in which he starred in the lead role as John Lennon. The couple announced their engagement in October 2009."

Aaron was 18.

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by Anonymousreply 31February 13, 2021 3:17 AM

I'm glad he added her surname to his. Aaron Johnson was such a boring name. Maybe it was fitting since all people do is talk about Aaron Johnson's Johnson.

by Anonymousreply 32February 13, 2021 3:22 AM

They look like a couple that would stage some succulent bisexual orgies.

by Anonymousreply 33February 13, 2021 3:33 AM

*who

by Anonymousreply 34February 13, 2021 3:35 AM

[quote]She may enjoy his asshole. You don't know she doesn't.

And she enjoys filming him......

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by Anonymousreply 35February 14, 2021 10:27 PM

I'd tongue that hole for hours.

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by Anonymousreply 36February 14, 2021 10:32 PM

R36 His ass in that scene... :::bites lips:::

by Anonymousreply 37February 15, 2021 3:16 AM

Nice

by Anonymousreply 38February 15, 2021 3:39 AM

OP, we have discussed it, but I don't mind if we keep discussing it.

by Anonymousreply 39February 15, 2021 3:40 AM

R6 No he shouldn't have, you stupid retard.

by Anonymousreply 40February 15, 2021 3:41 AM

Wish he back in WandaVision instead of the less hot Quicksilver Evan Peters.

by Anonymousreply 41February 15, 2021 3:44 AM

*were back.

by Anonymousreply 42February 15, 2021 4:16 AM

Wifey has a fucking machine calibrated for his pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 43February 15, 2021 4:26 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 44February 16, 2021 1:29 AM

bump.

by Anonymousreply 45February 16, 2021 5:21 AM

R44 = bad link

What movie is that from??

by Anonymousreply 46February 16, 2021 5:46 AM

R41 Peters has just as hot a body as Taylor-Johnson in my opinion. Obviously not as ripped but nice legs and ass.

by Anonymousreply 47February 16, 2021 6:06 AM

I don’t believe you, R47.

by Anonymousreply 48February 16, 2021 2:18 PM

This guy is fucking Hot. And you boys are losing it. That is Not a fake dick.

by Anonymousreply 49February 16, 2021 2:36 PM

Do you think it thickens when hard? That kind of length needs girth. He might as well be a pron actor.

by Anonymousreply 50February 16, 2021 3:48 PM

He was burly in TENET.

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by Anonymousreply 51February 16, 2021 8:18 PM

Well? What movie are these screen-caps/GIFs from??

by Anonymousreply 52February 16, 2021 8:52 PM

It's from A Million Little Pieces, r52.

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by Anonymousreply 53February 16, 2021 8:57 PM

Boy, I miss that dick, and that ass. Sigh.

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by Anonymousreply 54February 16, 2021 9:53 PM

r33 Well im sure she did with her ex husband - the posh and now uber rich art dealer (and uncle of Ellie Goulding's cute twink husband) Jay Jopling. He was a notorious bisexual back in the day. And genuinely bi, not a closet case. He fucked all the women he could, but also all the men too. She was a good time girl whom im sure not only indulged his gay side, but im guessing loved to be a part of it too.........

by Anonymousreply 55February 16, 2021 10:40 PM

He's cute.

by Anonymousreply 56February 16, 2021 11:03 PM

R32 I bet little Thomas Brodie-Sangster was fuming about that. He’d been subtly working on Aaron since they were 13, and NOWHERE BOY was his big chance to close the deal.

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by Anonymousreply 57February 16, 2021 11:09 PM

I'm surprised he hasn't taken off more. He's a decent actor and quite easy on the eyes.

by Anonymousreply 58February 17, 2021 12:53 AM

R36 R37.....

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by Anonymousreply 59February 17, 2021 4:06 AM

Not showing dick or ass in Anna Karenina but he can dance....

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by Anonymousreply 60February 20, 2021 2:09 AM

He has a spectacular dick and ass.

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by Anonymousreply 61February 23, 2021 2:39 PM

It is a beautiful penis, indeed, and I'm glad he regularly shows it off for us.

by Anonymousreply 62February 23, 2021 2:45 PM

HOT.

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by Anonymousreply 63February 25, 2021 3:07 AM

[quote]Wish he back in WandaVision instead of the less hot Quicksilver Evan Peters.

Aaron vs Evan:

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by Anonymousreply 64March 4, 2021 3:10 AM

Thanks for the bump. Let’s remember to keep Aaron’s dick at the top of DL.

by Anonymousreply 65March 4, 2021 3:12 AM

I think he's hot. I also don't think that's a fake dick - it looks real to me, and a very nice piece of meat too. Could very well be a show-er rather than a grower though and not be huge when hard, but looks about 5-6" soft.

by Anonymousreply 66March 4, 2021 9:22 AM

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by Anonymousreply 67March 4, 2021 2:23 PM

Today’s her birthday. She’s 54.

by Anonymousreply 68March 5, 2021 3:43 AM

[quote]No wonder that old crone he’s married to wanted him.

I hadn't read about their 'fairy tale'. The other version is that she was a family friend and she met him when he was 7......

“But everyone on set knew. And as soon as we finished, he told me he was going to marry me. We had never been on a date, or even kissed.”

“And a year to the minute after we met, exactly one year to the minute, I got down on one knee and asked her to marry me.”

“In the 10 years we’ve been together, we’ve only been apart for maybe two or three days.”

“And those were the worst days of those 10 years.”

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by Anonymousreply 69March 10, 2021 4:45 PM

R69 that lucky bitch.

by Anonymousreply 70March 10, 2021 5:16 PM

Very lucky.

by Anonymousreply 71March 21, 2021 3:12 PM

[quote]Let’s remember to keep Aaron’s dick at the top of DL.

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by Anonymousreply 72April 14, 2021 2:27 AM

Having worked with prosthetic penises in my job (film/tv), I can assure you no prosthetic will:

1. Flop around like that

2. Stay on whilst flopping around like that in a fight scene

by Anonymousreply 73April 14, 2021 12:36 PM

NEVER forget.

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by Anonymousreply 74April 14, 2021 12:40 PM

Great dick but he's distractingly boring as an actor.

by Anonymousreply 75April 21, 2021 12:00 AM

I can’t believe he won the Golden Globe for a non-nominated role. Nocturnal Animals was awful.

by Anonymousreply 76April 21, 2021 12:14 AM

Is this being bumped to distract us from the scandal thread about their possible, impending divorce?

You know... the thread that someone then tried to get removed because their job and livelihood was threatened by the Taylor-Johnsons once they discovered their tea had been dished on DL by some loose-lipped queen?

by Anonymousreply 77April 21, 2021 12:20 AM

The big dick is nice but isn't he said to be a huge jerk?

by Anonymousreply 78April 21, 2021 12:25 AM

He doesn’t have “it”. Regardless of the dick. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 79April 21, 2021 1:50 AM

I don't know what "It" means but he's FUCKING hot. PERIODT

by Anonymousreply 80April 21, 2021 12:55 PM

R80 I don't know what "PERIODT" means, but he is certainly hot - and what a fun dick.

by Anonymousreply 81April 21, 2021 12:58 PM

"Periodt" is Internet slang for "period " but the idea is that it's pronounced with a "t" for emphasis. (e.g. sassy black woman)

by Anonymousreply 82April 21, 2021 1:08 PM

Learnt, turnt, etc...

by Anonymousreply 83April 21, 2021 2:34 PM

He's essentially interchangeable with Jai Courtney.

by Anonymousreply 84April 21, 2021 8:19 PM

The "Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson listed their L.A home this month" thread has been deleted. Why?

Here's a recent blind item about WHEN he and his older wife actually met:

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/01 **11** The Timeline: Good management and publicity teams are aware of timelines and do their best to muddy the waters as best they can. To do that though, you need to have clients who can keep their story straight and not reveal too much in interviews or on social media. One of the best that I have seen follow this party line is a couple involving a director (Sam Taylor-Johnson) and their spouse (Aaron Taylor-Johnson). Both are foreign born. The director is significantly older than their spouse. Both are A/A- list. The story has always been that the couple met on the set of their first movie ("Nowhere Boy") together and love blossomed and the spouse just happened to have recently turned 18. Just by chance. It turns out though, their first meeting was actually about 18 months prior to this shoot and it was a result of this liaison that the director split with their first spouse (Jay Jopling). Sam Taylor-Johnson/Aaron Taylor-Johnson/"Nowhere Boy"/Jay Jopling (Aaron and Sam Taylor-Johnson relationship timeline)

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by Anonymousreply 85April 24, 2021 1:46 AM

OMG R85, did you have to post that? I'm addicted.

by Anonymousreply 86April 24, 2021 10:47 PM

I want ride him so bad. I’m talking about the kind of ride where you keep your back completely straight and move up and down on his shaft the way you would move your hand while painting and trying to cover every spot: intent, focused, strategic, and controlled.

by Anonymousreply 87April 24, 2021 11:01 PM

So proud!

by Anonymousreply 88April 24, 2021 11:04 PM

R88 😂

by Anonymousreply 89April 24, 2021 11:05 PM

The article in R69 describes her as “beautiful “. Maybe she’s better looking in person? She does have a nice body

by Anonymousreply 90April 24, 2021 11:18 PM

Bless you, R73, for that reassurance.

by Anonymousreply 91April 24, 2021 11:21 PM

[quote]Never Forget

Never.

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by Anonymousreply 92April 25, 2021 4:02 AM

Why was the other thread deleted?

by Anonymousreply 93April 25, 2021 8:43 AM

Ìt seems that the OP of that thread wanted it to be deleted. Weird.

Here's what R77 has posted.

[quote]Is this being bumped to distract us from the scandal thread about their possible, impending divorce?You know... the thread that someone then tried to get removed because their job and livelihood was threatened by the Taylor-Johnsons once they discovered their tea had been dished on DL by some loose-lipped queen?

by Anonymousreply 94April 25, 2021 1:32 PM

Now, the rumor is all over twitter.....

[quote]"3 weeks ago aaron taylor johnson & his old woman put their house up for sale... a week ago, a random article about their relationship timeline was published on nine com au.... and now i’m hearing rumors of a split... yeah this PR cycle is running riiiight on time."

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by Anonymousreply 95April 27, 2021 6:28 AM

[quote] Wish he back in WandaVision instead of the less hot Quicksilver Evan Peters.

Johnson is hotter but totally lacks the screen presence and oomph of Peters. Johnson is so SUPER BLAND that at some point I had a hard time remembering what his face looks like.

by Anonymousreply 96April 27, 2021 8:23 AM

From those Twitter posts at R95’s link, it would appear the “woke” still have some work to do when it comes to ageism. Hard to imagine those tweets would be OK if the director wife were....a PERSON OF COLOR.

by Anonymousreply 97April 27, 2021 8:28 AM

Ahm, so according to that blind item timeline they met 18 months before shooting the movie. ATJ tuned 18 while they were still filming, correct? So did they first met/hook up/date/fall in love when he was only 16.5 years old? Ewww.

His name is currently trending on Twitter and people are celebrating his split from his "old grandma", but without any sources.

Dud I miss something?

by Anonymousreply 98April 27, 2021 2:04 PM

I wonder whether his dick was this big when they met, or if she watched it grow?

by Anonymousreply 99April 27, 2021 2:38 PM

Does this answer your question, R99?

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by Anonymousreply 100April 27, 2021 10:23 PM

Dear Lord. Yes. Thanks, R100.

by Anonymousreply 101April 27, 2021 10:26 PM

I hope they keep lots of oats in their house because that wife of his is a mule.

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by Anonymousreply 102April 27, 2021 10:30 PM

No erection? I want to see it fully hard.

by Anonymousreply 103April 27, 2021 10:35 PM

He probably passes out when it gets hard.

by Anonymousreply 104April 28, 2021 1:21 AM

Thanks for the bump ❤️

by Anonymousreply 105April 28, 2021 1:22 AM

I’m glad people are finally noticing and shading this relationship.

by Anonymousreply 106April 30, 2021 7:27 AM

R106 Have you not heard of the Daily Mail? They’ve been “shading” this relationship on there for over ten years...

by Anonymousreply 107April 30, 2021 3:27 PM

No one with any sense or taste reads that worthless rag, r107.

by Anonymousreply 108May 11, 2021 4:43 AM

Racist white straight cunts, like r107, read the Daily Mail r108

by Anonymousreply 109May 11, 2021 5:02 AM

People don't actually "read" the DailyMail. But they always have the best celebrity pictures.

by Anonymousreply 110May 11, 2021 5:06 AM

People read it because they seem to get stories first.

Similar to why people in NY read the New York Post. It’s not because of its politics. It’s because it breaks NYC stories.

by Anonymousreply 111May 11, 2021 6:26 PM

r100 Jesus Christ

by Anonymousreply 112May 13, 2021 2:49 AM

BUMP

by Anonymousreply 113October 6, 2021 2:36 AM

Every so often his wife posts a picture of him to remind people she's getting that dick.

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by Anonymousreply 114October 6, 2021 3:49 AM

R114 he’s delicious

by Anonymousreply 115October 6, 2021 3:52 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 116October 30, 2021 4:53 AM

Some gifs....

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by Anonymousreply 117November 1, 2021 6:49 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 118January 24, 2022 10:25 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 119May 30, 2022 3:38 AM

These pants do nothing for his ass.

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by Anonymousreply 120May 30, 2022 4:17 AM
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