No wonder that old crone he’s married to wanted him.
Have We Discussed Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s Big Dick?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 30, 2022 4:17 AM |
Eew, did his molester wife direct this? He should have shaved his crotch and ass better....
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 28, 2020 2:35 PM |
Geez - I assumed that he had a semi in the shower pic, but looking at the gif of him dancing around in the kitchen, it's not fluffed at all.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 28, 2020 3:44 PM |
prosthetic?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 28, 2020 8:38 PM |
I want him in me, quite deeply.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 28, 2020 8:43 PM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 11, 2021 9:01 PM |
Who have we here?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 11, 2021 9:03 PM |
Kick ASSSSSSS!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 11, 2021 9:05 PM |
Can't stand his acting, but he's a beautiful man.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 11, 2021 9:12 PM |
OP, please get some new gifs.
We have seen ALL of these already.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 11, 2021 9:16 PM |
r14, OP posted them back in August. They were still new then.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 11, 2021 9:26 PM |
R10 There's nothing to bump with.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 11, 2021 9:28 PM |
Prosthetic. Duh.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 11, 2021 9:37 PM |
Serious prosthetic.
Plus as gay men you should know that a soft dick is no indication of what it will look like hard
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 11, 2021 9:39 PM |
I doubt a prosthetic will move around realistically like that.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 11, 2021 9:41 PM |
R18 If that’s his dick soft, it can stay that size hard and I’d be more than happy.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 11, 2021 9:43 PM |
Yeah, if that's a prosthetic the film would have been nominated for an Oscar.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 11, 2021 9:46 PM |
His ass is just as beautiful. And so wasted on her
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 11, 2021 9:46 PM |
She may enjoy his asshole. You don't know she doesn't.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 11, 2021 9:48 PM |
He looks cut, somewhat surprisingly.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 11, 2021 9:53 PM |
R24, what’s surprising about a Jewish guy being circumcised?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 11, 2021 9:57 PM |
R24 he’s Jewish
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 11, 2021 9:58 PM |
Can never get enough of him. So hot.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 11, 2021 9:59 PM |
I have no idea who this person is, but his wife is 23 years older than he is?!
My mom was 23 when she had me. I'm sorry, but that age difference is disgusting.
Most shocking is he puts that thing into such an old vag!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 11, 2021 10:13 PM |
And what age are you?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 11, 2021 10:19 PM |
Pretty much the perfect cock. Damn.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 12, 2021 5:39 AM |
[quote]No wonder that old crone he’s married to wanted him.
"Taylor-Wood and Johnson met on the set of Nowhere Boy, her directorial debut in which he starred in the lead role as John Lennon. The couple announced their engagement in October 2009."
Aaron was 18.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 13, 2021 3:17 AM |
I'm glad he added her surname to his. Aaron Johnson was such a boring name. Maybe it was fitting since all people do is talk about Aaron Johnson's Johnson.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 13, 2021 3:22 AM |
They look like a couple that would stage some succulent bisexual orgies.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 13, 2021 3:33 AM |
*who
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 13, 2021 3:35 AM |
[quote]She may enjoy his asshole. You don't know she doesn't.
And she enjoys filming him......
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 14, 2021 10:27 PM |
R36 His ass in that scene... :::bites lips:::
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 15, 2021 3:16 AM |
Nice
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 15, 2021 3:39 AM |
OP, we have discussed it, but I don't mind if we keep discussing it.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 15, 2021 3:40 AM |
R6 No he shouldn't have, you stupid retard.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 15, 2021 3:41 AM |
Wish he back in WandaVision instead of the less hot Quicksilver Evan Peters.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 15, 2021 3:44 AM |
*were back.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 15, 2021 4:16 AM |
Wifey has a fucking machine calibrated for his pleasure.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 15, 2021 4:26 AM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 16, 2021 1:29 AM |
bump.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 16, 2021 5:21 AM |
R44 = bad link
What movie is that from??
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 16, 2021 5:46 AM |
R41 Peters has just as hot a body as Taylor-Johnson in my opinion. Obviously not as ripped but nice legs and ass.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 16, 2021 6:06 AM |
I don’t believe you, R47.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 16, 2021 2:18 PM |
This guy is fucking Hot. And you boys are losing it. That is Not a fake dick.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 16, 2021 2:36 PM |
Do you think it thickens when hard? That kind of length needs girth. He might as well be a pron actor.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 16, 2021 3:48 PM |
Well? What movie are these screen-caps/GIFs from??
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 16, 2021 8:52 PM |
r33 Well im sure she did with her ex husband - the posh and now uber rich art dealer (and uncle of Ellie Goulding's cute twink husband) Jay Jopling. He was a notorious bisexual back in the day. And genuinely bi, not a closet case. He fucked all the women he could, but also all the men too. She was a good time girl whom im sure not only indulged his gay side, but im guessing loved to be a part of it too.........
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 16, 2021 10:40 PM |
He's cute.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 16, 2021 11:03 PM |
R32 I bet little Thomas Brodie-Sangster was fuming about that. He’d been subtly working on Aaron since they were 13, and NOWHERE BOY was his big chance to close the deal.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 16, 2021 11:09 PM |
I'm surprised he hasn't taken off more. He's a decent actor and quite easy on the eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 17, 2021 12:53 AM |
Not showing dick or ass in Anna Karenina but he can dance....
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 20, 2021 2:09 AM |
It is a beautiful penis, indeed, and I'm glad he regularly shows it off for us.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 23, 2021 2:45 PM |
[quote]Wish he back in WandaVision instead of the less hot Quicksilver Evan Peters.
Aaron vs Evan:
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 4, 2021 3:10 AM |
Thanks for the bump. Let’s remember to keep Aaron’s dick at the top of DL.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 4, 2021 3:12 AM |
I think he's hot. I also don't think that's a fake dick - it looks real to me, and a very nice piece of meat too. Could very well be a show-er rather than a grower though and not be huge when hard, but looks about 5-6" soft.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 4, 2021 9:22 AM |
[...]
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 4, 2021 2:23 PM |
Today’s her birthday. She’s 54.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 5, 2021 3:43 AM |
[quote]No wonder that old crone he’s married to wanted him.
I hadn't read about their 'fairy tale'. The other version is that she was a family friend and she met him when he was 7......
“But everyone on set knew. And as soon as we finished, he told me he was going to marry me. We had never been on a date, or even kissed.”
“And a year to the minute after we met, exactly one year to the minute, I got down on one knee and asked her to marry me.”
“In the 10 years we’ve been together, we’ve only been apart for maybe two or three days.”
“And those were the worst days of those 10 years.”
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 10, 2021 4:45 PM |
R69 that lucky bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 10, 2021 5:16 PM |
Very lucky.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 21, 2021 3:12 PM |
[quote]Let’s remember to keep Aaron’s dick at the top of DL.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 14, 2021 2:27 AM |
Having worked with prosthetic penises in my job (film/tv), I can assure you no prosthetic will:
1. Flop around like that
2. Stay on whilst flopping around like that in a fight scene
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 14, 2021 12:36 PM |
Great dick but he's distractingly boring as an actor.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 21, 2021 12:00 AM |
I can’t believe he won the Golden Globe for a non-nominated role. Nocturnal Animals was awful.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 21, 2021 12:14 AM |
Is this being bumped to distract us from the scandal thread about their possible, impending divorce?
You know... the thread that someone then tried to get removed because their job and livelihood was threatened by the Taylor-Johnsons once they discovered their tea had been dished on DL by some loose-lipped queen?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 21, 2021 12:20 AM |
The big dick is nice but isn't he said to be a huge jerk?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 21, 2021 12:25 AM |
He doesn’t have “it”. Regardless of the dick. Sorry.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 21, 2021 1:50 AM |
I don't know what "It" means but he's FUCKING hot. PERIODT
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 21, 2021 12:55 PM |
R80 I don't know what "PERIODT" means, but he is certainly hot - and what a fun dick.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 21, 2021 12:58 PM |
"Periodt" is Internet slang for "period " but the idea is that it's pronounced with a "t" for emphasis. (e.g. sassy black woman)
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 21, 2021 1:08 PM |
Learnt, turnt, etc...
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 21, 2021 2:34 PM |
He's essentially interchangeable with Jai Courtney.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 21, 2021 8:19 PM |
The "Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson listed their L.A home this month" thread has been deleted. Why?
Here's a recent blind item about WHEN he and his older wife actually met:
11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/01 **11** The Timeline: Good management and publicity teams are aware of timelines and do their best to muddy the waters as best they can. To do that though, you need to have clients who can keep their story straight and not reveal too much in interviews or on social media. One of the best that I have seen follow this party line is a couple involving a director (Sam Taylor-Johnson) and their spouse (Aaron Taylor-Johnson). Both are foreign born. The director is significantly older than their spouse. Both are A/A- list. The story has always been that the couple met on the set of their first movie ("Nowhere Boy") together and love blossomed and the spouse just happened to have recently turned 18. Just by chance. It turns out though, their first meeting was actually about 18 months prior to this shoot and it was a result of this liaison that the director split with their first spouse (Jay Jopling). Sam Taylor-Johnson/Aaron Taylor-Johnson/"Nowhere Boy"/Jay Jopling (Aaron and Sam Taylor-Johnson relationship timeline)
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 24, 2021 1:46 AM |
OMG R85, did you have to post that? I'm addicted.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 24, 2021 10:47 PM |
I want ride him so bad. I’m talking about the kind of ride where you keep your back completely straight and move up and down on his shaft the way you would move your hand while painting and trying to cover every spot: intent, focused, strategic, and controlled.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 24, 2021 11:01 PM |
So proud!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 24, 2021 11:04 PM |
R88 😂
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 24, 2021 11:05 PM |
The article in R69 describes her as “beautiful “. Maybe she’s better looking in person? She does have a nice body
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 24, 2021 11:18 PM |
Bless you, R73, for that reassurance.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 24, 2021 11:21 PM |
Why was the other thread deleted?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 25, 2021 8:43 AM |
Ìt seems that the OP of that thread wanted it to be deleted. Weird.
Here's what R77 has posted.
[quote]Is this being bumped to distract us from the scandal thread about their possible, impending divorce?You know... the thread that someone then tried to get removed because their job and livelihood was threatened by the Taylor-Johnsons once they discovered their tea had been dished on DL by some loose-lipped queen?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 25, 2021 1:32 PM |
Now, the rumor is all over twitter.....
[quote]"3 weeks ago aaron taylor johnson & his old woman put their house up for sale... a week ago, a random article about their relationship timeline was published on nine com au.... and now i’m hearing rumors of a split... yeah this PR cycle is running riiiight on time."
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 27, 2021 6:28 AM |
[quote] Wish he back in WandaVision instead of the less hot Quicksilver Evan Peters.
Johnson is hotter but totally lacks the screen presence and oomph of Peters. Johnson is so SUPER BLAND that at some point I had a hard time remembering what his face looks like.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 27, 2021 8:23 AM |
From those Twitter posts at R95’s link, it would appear the “woke” still have some work to do when it comes to ageism. Hard to imagine those tweets would be OK if the director wife were....a PERSON OF COLOR.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 27, 2021 8:28 AM |
Ahm, so according to that blind item timeline they met 18 months before shooting the movie. ATJ tuned 18 while they were still filming, correct? So did they first met/hook up/date/fall in love when he was only 16.5 years old? Ewww.
His name is currently trending on Twitter and people are celebrating his split from his "old grandma", but without any sources.
Dud I miss something?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 27, 2021 2:04 PM |
I wonder whether his dick was this big when they met, or if she watched it grow?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 27, 2021 2:38 PM |
Dear Lord. Yes. Thanks, R100.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 27, 2021 10:26 PM |
I hope they keep lots of oats in their house because that wife of his is a mule.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 27, 2021 10:30 PM |
No erection? I want to see it fully hard.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 27, 2021 10:35 PM |
He probably passes out when it gets hard.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 28, 2021 1:21 AM |
Thanks for the bump ❤️
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 28, 2021 1:22 AM |
I’m glad people are finally noticing and shading this relationship.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 30, 2021 7:27 AM |
R106 Have you not heard of the Daily Mail? They’ve been “shading” this relationship on there for over ten years...
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 30, 2021 3:27 PM |
No one with any sense or taste reads that worthless rag, r107.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 11, 2021 4:43 AM |
Racist white straight cunts, like r107, read the Daily Mail r108
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 11, 2021 5:02 AM |
People don't actually "read" the DailyMail. But they always have the best celebrity pictures.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 11, 2021 5:06 AM |
People read it because they seem to get stories first.
Similar to why people in NY read the New York Post. It’s not because of its politics. It’s because it breaks NYC stories.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 11, 2021 6:26 PM |
r100 Jesus Christ
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 13, 2021 2:49 AM |
BUMP
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 6, 2021 2:36 AM |
Every so often his wife posts a picture of him to remind people she's getting that dick.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 6, 2021 3:49 AM |
R114 he’s delicious
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 6, 2021 3:52 AM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 30, 2021 4:53 AM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 118 | January 24, 2022 10:25 PM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 30, 2022 3:38 AM |