That sounds plausible.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 11, 2020 11:42 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 13, 2020 1:15 PM |
That sounds plausible.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 11, 2020 11:42 PM |
And we'll get to speak Russian if Trump wins. I'd rather speak Mandarin than Russian.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 11, 2020 11:43 PM |
Goddamn. What kind of whoppers, er Big Macs, is he gonna pull out of ass in 3 months? He's just flailing
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 11, 2020 11:43 PM |
I bet he beats off to that pic tho. His hands almost look normal sized
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 11, 2020 11:44 PM |
All his MAGA shit is made in China
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 11, 2020 11:45 PM |
we already do
ching chang chong
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 11, 2020 11:52 PM |
Yeah, he’s really got nothing on Biden or Harris, does he?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 11, 2020 11:54 PM |
R8, yep. This is all he has.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 11, 2020 11:56 PM |
Well, trump says a lot of shit, pretty much all he says.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 11, 2020 11:58 PM |
I don't see how that would be the case seeing as Trump is living proof that you don't even have to learn English to become the President of the United States.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 12, 2020 12:01 AM |
You know, this continual string of xenophobic shit is only playing to the few people left in his audience and as we saw at the Tulsa rally, his base is getting bored as shit with his antics. It doesn't even make sense to be outraged by it anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 12, 2020 12:13 AM |
Ivanka has her kids take Mandarin lessons so they will be bilingual and be able to do business in China
So it's another case of trump saying, "do as I say, not as my family does"
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 12, 2020 12:26 AM |
Arabella Trump ( Ivanka's daughter) speaks Chinese to Dictator Xi Jinping.
They picked her because she was the only one intelligent enough to learn a language.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 12, 2020 12:30 AM |
Arabella singing to Dicator Xi Jinping.
Again, they picked her because she was the only family member smart enough to learn a language.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 12, 2020 12:33 AM |
[quote] I'd rather speak Mandarin than Russian.
Really? How about neither one.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 12, 2020 12:37 AM |
R17, I meant to say "If held at gunpoint, I'd rather learn/speak Mandarin". Even though tonal languages are awful. Mandarin sounds like Italian/Spanish compared to Vietnamese though. Holy hell is that horrible to listen to.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 12, 2020 12:39 AM |
If Biden wins will trump be required to speak English?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 12, 2020 12:44 AM |
Haven't you heard? Biden...he's against God. It's true.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 12, 2020 12:53 AM |
"Grab God by the pussy!"
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 12, 2020 12:55 AM |
Learning mandarin would be way more helpful than Latin or French!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 12, 2020 12:55 AM |
Many Americans think wearing a mask is in violation of their freedom. How would they feel about learning Chinese? Not going to happen.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 12, 2020 12:59 AM |
Trump says Biden will hurt God if he is elected.
How will Biden hurt God if he is elected? Have a no-holds barred fight with God in the ring and charge by pay per view? After this year, many people would pay good money to see God’s ass get kicked.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 12, 2020 1:05 AM |
If Biden is elected, he will force you to eat vegetables!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 12, 2020 1:26 AM |
If Biden wins, he will ban any mention of "Follies."
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 12, 2020 1:27 AM |
Biden will force another Godzilla movie to be made.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 12, 2020 1:29 AM |
Is American Great Again yet? I am having a really hard time telling.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 12, 2020 1:31 AM |
If Trump wins, The Golden Girls will be banned as there are too many negative references about Trump in there.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 12, 2020 1:31 AM |
I already read Chinese so I'm good with that.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 12, 2020 1:32 AM |
Might not be a bad idea. People are stupid these days.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 12, 2020 1:35 AM |
R16 that video is like something out of a horror film.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 12, 2020 1:35 AM |
I know at one point learning Mandarin was considered getting a leg up in the expanding global marketplace. Mainly students learned it. Could still be useful.
Too bad I wasted all my money on those Cantonese lessons.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 12, 2020 1:38 AM |
Being bilingual is every American's nightmare
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 12, 2020 1:46 AM |
Speaking English properly is their 2nd worst nightmare.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 12, 2020 1:48 AM |
I am linguest. Using the mouth is Best way to communicate with the customer. I use the mouth on man who talk in five different langueges.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 12, 2020 2:12 AM |
Ivanka's kids learn Mandarin
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 12, 2020 2:38 PM |
Ching chong ching chong Donald Trump loses ching chong ching chong....
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 12, 2020 2:44 PM |
Learning Russian is worthless nowadays so Mandarin sounds like a good idea
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 12, 2020 3:48 PM |
Will I get my Moo Goo Gai Pan delivery faster? Then I'm all for it
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 12, 2020 4:00 PM |
[quote]Trump says Americans will be forced to ‘learn Chinese’ if Biden wins
If it means we get rid of the pestilence that is currently occupying the White House, I would be glad to.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 12, 2020 4:04 PM |
If that's the best he's got within 18 hours of the announcement, that's a good place for Biden to be.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 12, 2020 4:06 PM |
特朗普吮吸我的家伙!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 12, 2020 4:08 PM |
Americans won't have to speak Chinese but Donald Trump's complete and hilarious collapse has me turning Japanese!!!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 12, 2020 4:20 PM |
Yikes re: robot children @R16 - - cannot imagine their lives with those plastic things as parents.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 12, 2020 5:11 PM |
That is a WHOLE lot of ugly in the pic at R14. And I'm not even talking about Trump primarily. (With him it's a given.) The two of them together--eesh.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 12, 2020 5:13 PM |
But will the rest of us have to learn American if he gets re-elected?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 12, 2020 6:47 PM |
特朗普吃屁股,他的女儿是个便宜的妓女!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 12, 2020 9:47 PM |
When Trump visits China they feed him a dog treat and tell him it’s his steak.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 13, 2020 3:24 AM |
Unfortunately he’s not smart enough to learn the language. But his granddaughter can probably make better decisions than he does. And she speaks the language. Because your mother of course is in bed with the Chinese.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 13, 2020 3:27 AM |
Kamala is the ringleader of ANTIFA and also the brains behind the prison industrial complex. Two things can be true at the same time, sheeple.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 13, 2020 3:32 AM |
R53 Love my Laura Ingraham! So in touch with America! 🤡
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 13, 2020 3:49 AM |
Have you seen Trump's train ad? Some campaign they're running over there.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 13, 2020 6:21 AM |
There should be an image like this is Trump's train ad to represent his presidency - and the country with it - going off the rails
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