Apple CEO Tim Cook, Most Powerful Gay Man On the Planet, Now Officially a Billionaire

I thought he was already a billionaire?

Richest Gay on the planet? Maybe. But Most Powerful Gay? Please. Power Bottom is the closest he’ll ever come.

[QUOTE] But Most Powerful Gay? Please.

Who’s above him, R2?

I could buy and sell each and every one of you circuit queens/Muscle Marys.

Jealous, bitches?

He may be only the second person to become a billionaire as an employee and not owner of a company. Blankfein of Goldman Sachs is the only other one I know of.

Mom, everyone knows anything but Apple is stupid

After nine years under the stewardship of Tim Cook, Apple becomes first American $2 trillion company.

Um, excuse me....

Today is Tim Cook’s 9th Anniversary as CEO.

Thank God he isn’t a young gay.

Just goes to show that billions of dollars can't make you any more attractive.

He's very average looking and probably into rough fisting.

I know r11! Imagine all the plastic surgeries and fillers I could buy with that money

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He really does look like a very old lesbian R13.

Except he’s got a better body at 59 than most of you ever had in your lives.

(R15) because he's thin? He looks like just another ugly billionaire. He's no Steve Jobs.

I’m detecting some jealousy there, R16. Are you upset at the heights this gay man has reached?

Pretty irrelevant how much money he has, to be honest. He's still an old, single, bottom.

It’s not irrelevant. The money he made is tied into the remarkable performance of the company he’s been leading for a decade. He earned it. If Apple had fallen, as many predicted including here on DL I’m sure, then he wouldn’t be a billionaire.

I'd say money is quite relevant, R18 Cook's $$$$ can buy and sell anything and anyone a couple of times over, including you.

(R20) the rich can buy us over and over. Just ask Steve Bing. Wait he jumped off a building. Jeffrey Epstein? No, died in a cell. Kate Spade. No, wait she hung herself. How about Apple founder Steve Jobs? All that money couldn't save him from cancer. He died the same way my school teacher uncle died.

What a demented mind R21 must have to mention Jeffrey Epstein and Tim Cook in the same sentence. You’re unraveling from the hatred that consumes you.

Is he transitioning?

Does she rent high end whores?

A guy like Tim probably keeps one ultra hot sugar baby who’s been with exclusively for years.

(R22) why they're both rich men. $$$$$. Can buy anyone. Isn't that what you said? Jeffrey bought people. You said Tim could too?

Yeah, R20, it sounds really fulfilling to be fucked by someone who has to get drunk first and grimaces when you try and kiss them.

R18 and R27 are both 100% correct.

End of story.

End of what story, R28? Tim Cook’s story is far from over. Apple still has many new heights to reach.

And I didn’t write that post, R26.

Can he help found starting some new organizations that focus on the LGB seeing as we have been pushed out of the other ones?

I don’t think Tim’s gonna be starting any anti-trans organizations, R30. It would be terrible for Apple’s image.

He needs a better wardrobe

He looks like an Elderly Lezzie. No amount of money can make up for that. Apparently he’s a real bitch to employees. She has the face she deserves. Can’t take it with you cunt.

He may be rich but his excellently-designed products are manufactured by Chinese slaves.

Slaves? They don’t work for free. They’re low wage workers, R34, many of whom use that money to lift themselves from poverty.

Where would we be without a new expensive Apple watch every 6 months. I shudder at the thought.

His ex boyfriend left him for a muscle guy. In the straight world, Tim Cook's money would ensure him any hot girl he wanted. But for a gay guy, looks are more important I guess.

Heh. All that money and he could still only get an Asian bottom.

[QUOTE] Where would we be without a new expensive Apple watch every 6 months. I shudder at the thought.

I never understood this thinking. Apple releases an updated version of the watch every year. It’s basically a wrist-worn computer, and if faster processors and more features are available then why shouldn’t they provide it for us? And guess what, R36: if you have an old Apple Watch and you like it, you can actually keep using it without buying the new model. Did you know that was an option? My Apple Watch is two years old and works great, and I have no intention to buy the new one in October.

(R39) your one of the few smart ones. I have friends and family that buy a new one every year.

Who here would fuck him ?

I would.

I am proud of him. A self made gay billionaire in a field which is not exactly friendlier to homosexuals

Any boyfriends ?

R31: Not standing up to it makes him a sellout.

Tim Cook retiring from Apple in less than 10 years. Enjoy seeing a gay this high up the mountain while you can.

R16, he’s not Michael Fassbender as Steve Jobs either.

As long as they don't replace him with Jony Ive, there is hope that Apple won't spend another decade under leadership that grinds the company almost into bankruptcy.

I'm available and I know my way around the PTB.

Tim Apple is a friend of mine. Some people say he's a little fruity. They said that about Jared. Light in the loafers. I wouldn't say it. Tim is a great business man. And believe me I know a great business man when I see one. Now he's just a billionaire. 1 billion dollars. That's a lot of money. I have 10. Well they say I have 10. It's a low ball figure. I'm the richest. I don't like fruit but I like cake. And the pies at McDonalds. That's a fruity clean product, people say.

What a great philanthropist, giving kids so much opportunity.

[QUOTE] As long as they don't replace him with Jony Ive, there is hope that Apple won't spend another decade under leadership that grinds the company almost into bankruptcy.

The further away we get from leaders that were educated on focus and discipline under Steve Jobs’ tutelage, the closer Apple will be to trouble. These guys are all becoming senior citizens.

Building international relations with our friends in China.

I think he's sort of an older-looking Anderson Cooper. And he's definitely the kind of sugar daddy a young thud wouldn't mind having to fuck because he's actually attractive.

Apple terminated its contract with the company accused of using Uygur forced labor, R53.

I don't consider him attractive but wealth, success, normality, intelligence and thinness should be enough to get him a lover.

Changing the environment for our pals in China.

R57, that was a temporary increase in nitrogen dioxide output fueled by a production ramp-up.

[QUOTE]The results showed that in Zhengzhou, often referred to as "iPhone City", the level of nitrogen dioxide increased about a month later than it usually does. Morgan Stanley's Katy Huberty says that this may be related to the production of new iPhones, which started later than usual in 2020.

[QUOTE]Apple has an assistance programme to help subcontractors switch to renewable electricity and the major manufacturing partners such as Foxconn and Pegatron have joined the programme. The Chinese government has also set a goal that the country will be carbon-neutral by 2060, but investments in the transition to greener energy sources will take time.

[QUOTE]Apple says All Apple products "will be carbon-neutral by 2030".

You make a mediocre tech apologist.

I love Apple products but have no idea what the point of the watch is.

Tim Cook to me, always looks like a lesbian with a really bad hair cut.

Not at 59, R56.

Hello, he's the richest gay?! I don't think so.

[QUOTE] I love Apple products but have no idea what the point of the watch is.

Think of it like an iPod for your wrist, R60. When combined with a pair of AirPods, you have a completely wireless mobile experience for listening to music. It’s got its own data plan so you don’t even need your iPhone. And it happens to make phone calls.

Apple products have gone to shit. They don't last but that's probably the plan so you keep buying.

And Mohammed VI of Morocco?

[QUOTE] Apple products have gone to shit. They don't last but that's probably the plan so you keep buying.

I’ve been using the same iPhone 8 Plus for almost four years now, R65. In fact since Apple started using dual core processors in iPhones, it’s been well known that people are holding onto their future-proofed devices longer and not upgrading as much, cutting into sales. That’s why there are currently over 1 billion iPhones in usage today.

Ii have an SE 2020 and a 6 plus and the 6plus still seems better. More responsive, ergonomic. Something about the touch response on the 2020 is off.

Most of that wealth derives from the talent of Jony Ive.

How can Tim Cook claim to be the Most Powerful Gay Man on the Planet?

How is his so-called gayness expressed?

Tim Apple is mean and ugly and I hate him

R48 Are you suggesting Jony Ive would grind the company towards bankruptcy?

The richest homo on the planet 🌎 would be Michael Bloomberg. He’s estimated net worth is $ 59 Billion.

He’s a closet queen 👑

Is you know who in Russia downlow?

[quote]Apple products have gone to shit. They don't last but that's probably the plan so you keep buying.

Their phones do last quite a long time, they also slow down to extend their life.

Their computers last forever and a day and have a high resale value since no one else makes them and you simply just can't build one that works the same.

Now that they've dumped Intel and have MORE than successfully launched their new M1 chips they are absolutely the name on everyone's lips.

Yes, R75, I love my Apples.

Before Apple came along, all electrical stuff was black and riddled with unnecessary, obscure stuff.

[QUOTE] The richest homo on the planet 🌎 would be Michael Bloomberg. He’s estimated net worth is $ 59 Billion.

I didn’t say Tim was the richest. I said he was the most powerful.