I’m a furrowed brow and a stern reminder to Pence from K-Dawg that “That wasn’t the question.”
I'm Mother Pence. I am on stage because Michael is not permitted to be alone with a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 11, 2020 8:51 PM |
Ok, I’d really like that.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 11, 2020 8:51 PM |
I’m Kamala’s certain victory.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 11, 2020 8:52 PM |
I'm the mincemeat Kamala will make out of him.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 11, 2020 8:54 PM |
Pence: Bitch!
Harris: Bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 11, 2020 8:56 PM |
Won't ever happen. Mama won't let Mikey out on stage with that hussy.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 11, 2020 8:57 PM |
I'm the singular pair of balls on that stage. And I don't belong to Pence either.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 11, 2020 9:22 PM |
I'm the extra strength June Allyson bladder panties Pence will be wearing.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 11, 2020 9:31 PM |
I’m mother coaching my boy from the front row.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 11, 2020 9:53 PM |
I am the box of hair level of IQ required to participate in vice presidential debates that nobody watches.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 11, 2020 9:59 PM |
She’ll gobble up Pence like a horse assays a corncob. I’m on board - Kamala is tough and a known quantity. She was a good choice, and ion balance, maybe the only one Biden had. Perfect? Hell no. No one ever is.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 11, 2020 10:05 PM |
Since they cant call her a black bitch, I'm the thesaurus that FOX news hosts will be using to look for synonyms for angry, aggressive, arrogant and ambitious.
To be posed as questions, "Is it me, or did she come across as hostile?", "I wonder why she acts so defensive? "Maybe they do that in India, but she was very rude to the Vice President, no?" "I think it's presumptions of her to act like she already has the job. Like she can't wait to wield her power and get revenge". "Why does she seem to hate white people so much?"
These will become the themes.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 11, 2020 10:10 PM |
I’m the “extravagant” suit KH chooses for the debate, r12.
Will her stylist charge $750 for the cut during this pandemic of all times?
Will she be spotted consuming food?
Will she be discovered using the lady’s room with her feminine hygiene spume wafting its way through coronavirus spotted hallways?
Will FOX predict her lady cycle?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 12, 2020 2:56 AM |
R12 and since when do we worry about what FOX news says? What a waste of fucking energy. Just like this reply. Sigh.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 12, 2020 8:40 PM |
I am Mother Pence screaming at Dear Husband, "I only put up with this crap because you promised me I'd be First Lady one day!! Now look at the mess were in! And put your fuckin' mask on!!"
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 12, 2020 8:56 PM |
VP Pence - why are you so against gay people? Your OWN people???
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 12, 2020 9:11 PM |
Since Pence won the last VP debate, I don't think he'll lose sleep over this one.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 12, 2020 9:15 PM |
So when Pence shits himself, is Trump going to blame Obama for depleting the national stockpile of adult diapers?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 13, 2020 2:12 AM |