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If DATALOUNGE Created A Boy Band...

What would they be like?

by Anonymousreply 26August 13, 2020 5:31 PM

High school girls.

by Anonymousreply 1August 11, 2020 7:16 PM

Or very old nursing home residents.

by Anonymousreply 2August 11, 2020 7:20 PM

A DL boy band would consist of boys no older than 15 who are willing to be molested. And all they play are covers of songs from the 1940s and 1950s.

by Anonymousreply 3August 11, 2020 7:21 PM

Oh, giggles.

by Anonymousreply 4August 11, 2020 7:23 PM

BottomZupp

NRetyrement

Boys II Everyone Says I Look 10 Years Younger Than My Actual Age

by Anonymousreply 5August 11, 2020 7:35 PM

BraNDon aND ThE pROstATuteS

by Anonymousreply 6August 11, 2020 7:43 PM

The Bryan Singers

by Anonymousreply 7August 11, 2020 8:05 PM

Don’t forget the assless chaps making it so much easier to present hole.

by Anonymousreply 8August 11, 2020 8:07 PM

Nobody is that desperate for entertainment. Not even in what was already a pop-culture hellscape before the pandemic started.

by Anonymousreply 9August 11, 2020 8:14 PM

R7 has got to be W&W of the Week. That one got my ribs herdin’.

by Anonymousreply 10August 11, 2020 8:45 PM

The Bryan Singers new CD "Don't Bend Me Over".

by Anonymousreply 11August 11, 2020 10:30 PM

BUMP. Has Australia had any good boy bands?

by Anonymousreply 12August 12, 2020 12:19 AM

"She could be a June Taylor dancer!"

by Anonymousreply 13August 12, 2020 12:31 AM

Hahaha R7.

by Anonymousreply 14August 12, 2020 12:38 AM

No Fats, No Femmes

by Anonymousreply 15August 12, 2020 1:06 AM

R3 So Westlife?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 16August 13, 2020 3:46 AM

Or rather a younger version of Westlife.

by Anonymousreply 17August 13, 2020 3:47 AM

Like a herd of Spice Girls.

by Anonymousreply 18August 13, 2020 3:53 AM

Fistulas

by Anonymousreply 19August 13, 2020 3:55 AM

Rose Budd and the Coin Slots

by Anonymousreply 20August 13, 2020 3:56 AM

The five members:

Timootay Ratface

Reno Gold

Harrison from Lowe's

Tom Holland

David Eigo (The big-dicked Backstreet Boy)

Manager and Lou Pearlman clone aka the 6th boyband member played by a.

by Anonymousreply 21August 13, 2020 3:59 AM

Cake Holes

by Anonymousreply 22August 13, 2020 4:20 AM

They all be thristy little cockhounds, willing to put out for older men

by Anonymousreply 23August 13, 2020 4:21 AM

Kid Crisco and the Fellators.

by Anonymousreply 24August 13, 2020 5:07 PM

I volunteer to be their Lou Pearlman

by Anonymousreply 25August 13, 2020 5:10 PM

The Green Meanies

by Anonymousreply 26August 13, 2020 5:31 PM
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