Crazy things you believe if you think Trump tells the truth

I believe the president’s suggestions that physicians should try injecting patients with household disinfectants, and shining ultraviolet light inside their bodies, make perfect sense.

I believe the “books” and “manuals,” if someone would just read them, say “you can test too much” for covid-19. I believe we now have 5 million cases because we test so much, and that the president was right to slow testing down, unless he was kidding — in which case he was right not to.

I believe that the president has done a tremendous job fighting the virus — and that he shouldn’t “take responsibility at all”— even though about 160,000 Americans have died. I believe the virus “is what it is.”

I believe it isn’t racist to call the coronavirus “kung flu” or “the China Virus.” It isn’t racially divisive to say Black Lives Matter is a “symbol of hate,” to celebrate Confederate generals as part of our “Great American Heritage,” or to share video of someone shouting “white power,” which, like displaying the Confederate flag, is “freedom of speech.”

I believe that “when the looting starts, the shooting starts,” and that the president was just stating a fact, not making a threat, when he said that. I believe it was fine for federal law enforcement to fire tear gas and rubber pellet grenades at protesters so that the president could pose with a Bible in front of a church.

I believe that a 75-year-old protester in Buffalo may have been “an ANTIFA provocateur” who intentionally cracked his own skull in a “set up.”

I believe Rep. John Lewis made a “big mistake” not attending the president’s inauguration. I believe the president has done more for Blacks than any other president — perhaps even Abraham Lincoln, who “did good” although the “end result” was “questionable,” and certainly more than Lyndon B. Johnson, who signed into law the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which hasn’t “worked out” so well.

I believe the president has been treated worse than Lincoln, even though Lincoln was assassinated. I believe the president should be added to Mount Rushmore, pronto.

I believe it’s normal that the president wished his friend Ghislaine Maxwell “well” and good luck,” even though his administration charged her with sex trafficking teenage girls for another presidential friend, Jeffrey Epstein, whom the president says may have been killed in federal custody.

I believe the president rightly said of Maxwell, “Let them prove somebody was guilty.” I believe we don’t need evidence against former acting attorney general Sally Yates, because she was “part of the greatest political crime of the Century,” about which “ObamaBiden knew EVERYTHING!” And I believe it was fine for the president to baselessly suggest that a television host committed murder since the host said mean things about the president.

I believe that the reports Russia paid bounties to have U.S. soldiers killed, and that the president was briefed on it, are another “Fake News Media Hoax,” and that such intelligence never reached the president’s desk, even though his administration said otherwise.

I believe absentee voting, where voters mail in their ballots, is good, and that mail-in voting, where voters mail in their ballots, is totally different, and bad — and will result in “the most INACCURATE & FRAUDULENT Election” in history. Except in Florida, where absentee and mail-in voting are the same and both good, “because Florida has got a great Republican governor.”

I believe we should “Delay the Election until people can properly, securely and safely vote” — but that “SCHOOLS MUST OPEN IN THE FALL!!!”

I believe the president won the popular vote in 2016 “if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally.” I believe he shouldn’t accept the election results if he loses in November.

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I believe Fauci is sketchy and untrustworthy. I don’t like him. I think he’s a bad guy.

I believe that the hospitals are lying about who is dying of COVID. They get money, you know. The hospitals get money based on the number of COVID deaths.

I believe Trump is being unfairly blamed about the COVID situation. The left wing media lies and what could trump do about the virus anyway?

I don’t even want to put this in the first person (shudder), but didn’t he was his teen daughter was incredibly hot, and he’d have sex with her in a minute, if allowed?

I believe Donald J. Trump was sent to Earth by the Lord Jesus Christ Himself to save the world from liberalism, niggers, spics, fags and other assorted low-lifes. .

I believe I will get a better tax cut

I believe the 1918 Spanish flu ended WWII

I believe I h'ain't never seen Momma's cunt so wet as when Trump is on the teevees. She watches him an' paws herself into a proper state. Then we boys all dive in, her brother goin' first, since he's our dad. She gets all splorpy and shoots out a mile o' fish jizz thicker than wallpaper paste. She got Cousin Buford in the eyes last time. "It burns! I cain't see!" he screeched and stumbled out o' the double-wide and right into the front of a road-train bound for Puxatuwany. Laugh? We nearly died, and Buford actually did! Thank you Mr. Donald President Trump, sir, for makin' Tuna Tuesdays somethin' the whole fam-damily looks forward to agin'!

I think those who believe such things are also inclined to believe he's either chosen by G-d, or a gift from G-d. I've read many of his supporters claim as much. Case in point the CEO of Goya Foods calling him a blessing to America. Indoctrination, and a fundamental lack of critical thinking is responsible for such beliefs: low IQs, and lack of good education as well.

A whore who speaks Slovenian, VERY broken English, and pig Latin (maybe) is an architect who fully deserved admittance to this country on a "genius grant".

Thailand is definitely pronounced "Thighland" - only the most educated and sophisticated people pronounce it this way

I would believe that Trump would really love to release his taxes, but the IRS keeps auditing his taxes, they are so unfair to him. Oh and every knows you just can't release your taxes if they are under audit. It is just a lie that other Presidents have released their taxes while under audit.

I don’t even want to entertain that thought. Pass.

I believe everything that comes out of that sweet darlin girl Kayleigh McEnanny's mouth. She said she'd never lie to the American people and she has kept her word. That cross necklace she wears every single day is proof of her righteousness.

I believe that Tom Hanks runs a pedophile ring, assisted by Oprah, Ellen, and Hillary Clinton. And Kamala Harris's sister, I just recently learned. Cheese pizza, indeed.

"I believe everything that comes out of that sweet darlin girl Kayleigh McEnanny's mouth. She said she'd never lie to the American people and she has kept her word. That cross necklace she wears every single day is proof of her righteousness."

Miss Kayleigh definitely wasn't lying to us when she said the coronavirus was contained and that no one in the US would die!