Can't fit that much shit in a shoe.
Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 11, 2020 10:03 PM |
Know how to drive a Polack crazy?
Put him in a round room and tell him to poop in the corner.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 11, 2020 3:03 PM |
If you took the last three rows of counties in Iowa and gave them to Missouri you'd improve the IQ in both states.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 11, 2020 3:03 PM |
Q: How do you get a Frenchman out of a bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 11, 2020 3:06 PM |
Paddy's walking home from the pub when he finds a woman tied to the railway track.
He frees her and takes her home where they make passionate love all night.
The next day Paddy's drinking with Seamus when he boasts about the night before.
"So what does she look like Paddy?" asks Seamus.
"I don't know," replies Paddy. "I haven't found her head yet!"
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 11, 2020 3:09 PM |
Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
You need protection when you step on shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 11, 2020 3:13 PM |
Q: Why are Polish jokes so short?
A: It's so the Italians can understand them.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 11, 2020 3:16 PM |
Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A. So they can look like their mothers.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 11, 2020 3:18 PM |
What is the fastest land animal?
The last chicken in a Kenyan village
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 11, 2020 3:21 PM |
Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they'll have something to pick in the winter.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 11, 2020 3:29 PM |
Mussolini had a foot fetish, Rose.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 11, 2020 4:04 PM |
Why do Italian women have big tits and tight pussies?
Because Italian men have big mouths and small dicks.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 11, 2020 10:03 PM |