Putin Uses Russian Population as Guinea Pigs for Untested Covid Vaccine

What could possibly go wrong?!

What have you got to lose?

Good. Works for me.

My daughter, among first to get vaccine.

(I always wanted son, so...)

"What have you got to lose?"

Nothing like putting your fate in the hands of a bunch of drunken Russians. What could go wrong?

Another Chernobyl in the making.

Wasn't there a Will Smith apocalyptic movie, that opens with news video touting a new vaccine for something , which then turned everyone who took it into homicidal, cannabilistic zombies? Yeah, no similarities at all!

Putin has five or six kids, so what's one daughter against billions in profits?

psst... I don't believe for one second he gave it to his daughter

I always follow Puti's lead. Someone get Tiffany on the phone.

Vaccine will be completely voluntary if you no want to go to gulag.

Is Putie fucking his own daughter, too?

He’s about to, in a manner of speaking.

...and when you get Tiffany connected, could you also patch-in Eric?

Two birds, One stone.

Oh thank God. The pressure is now off us.

But why didnt he get vaccined himself?

better them than me.

I trust all the Putin/Trump ass-licking Deplorable sycophants here in the US will be the first in line to get this "vaccine" when it's made available.

With any luck, they'll have six foot long tails growing out of these assholes by January.

A vaccine? Damn, why didn’t I think of that...